This is a basic diagram that should help you figure out the positions.
The line in the middle that goes across is what is referred to as
the “line of scrimmage.” Essentially, the line of scrimmage is the yard
line where the offense begins after each down.
As to the Oklahoma Sooners roster that I sent, it can be confusing.For
example, Kass Everett is listed on the roster as DB but he is a cornerback.
For all intents and purposes, ignore the roster with respect to positions. I
am going to give you the game positions here. Where there is an asterick(*)
see note below.
POS OFFENSE
QB - Quarterback
RB – Running Back (same as Halfback or HB)*
WR – Wide Reciever*
TE – Tight End*
C - Center
LT – Left Tackle
RT –Right Tackle
LG – Left Guard
RG - Right Guard
POS DEFENSE
DE – Defensive End*
LB – Linebacker*
DT – Defensive Tackle*
CB – Cornerback
FS – Free Safety
SS – Strong Safety
Note: In football, there must be 11 players (no more, no less) on both offense and defense. Notice above under offense I have only 9 positions listed. The positions of QB, C, LT, RT, LG, and RG are fixed at one each. This means that you can have any combination of the following positions: RB, WR, and TE, so long as the number is not greater than five. For example, you might have 3 WRs and a TE and an RB or 2 WRs and 2 TE and a RB. On defense, there are two DEs: one on the left (referred to as a
Left End or LE) and one on the right (referred to as a Right End or RE). There are two types of linebackers: the Outside Linebacker (or OLB) and the Middle Linebacker (or MLB). There are two Outside Linebackers: one on the left (referred to as the LOLB) and one on the right (referred to as the ROLB). The MLB is in the middle of the LOLB and
the ROLB as the diagram indicates. There are two DTs: one on the left (referred to as the Left Tackle or LT) and one on the right (referred to as the Right Tackle or RT). There are two cornerbacks and two safeties (safeties are distinguished as Free Safety or FS and Strong Safety or SS). In terms of defense, apparently the number of positions and the number of players for each position are fixed.
Oklahoma Sooners Season Points (1895-2011)
---Points------ ---Averages----
Season Gms For Aga. PFA PAA Ratio
1895 1 0 34 0.0 34.0 -34.0
1896 2 28 4 14.0 2.0 12.0
1897 2 33 8 16.5 4.0 12.5
1898 2 29 0 14.5 0.0 14.5
1899 3 61 28 20.3 9.3 11.0
1900 5 118 28 23.6 5.6 18.0
1901 5 93 29 18.6 5.8 12.8
1902 9 175 60 19.4 6.7 12.7
1903 12 126 85 10.5 7.1 3.4
1904 8 204 96 25.5 12.0 13.5
1905 9 229 55 25.4 6.1 19.3
1906 9 124 36 13.8 4.0 9.8
1907 8 181 75 22.6 9.4 13.2
1908 10 272 35 27.2 3.5 23.7
1909 10 203 107 20.3 10.7 9.6
1910 7 163 31 23.3 4.4 18.9
1911 8 282 15 35.3 1.9 33.4
1912 9 197 80 21.9 8.9 13.0
1913 8 323 44 40.4 5.5 34.9
1914 11 440 96 40.0 8.7 31.3
1915 10 370 54 37.0 5.4 31.6
1916 11 472 115 42.9 10.5 32.4
1917 11 451 103 41.0 9.4 31.6
1918 6 278 7 46.3 1.2 45.1
1919 10 275 63 27.5 6.3 21.2
1920 7 176 51 25.1 7.3 17.8
1921 8 127 102 15.9 12.8 3.1
1922 8 66 114 8.3 14.3 -6.0
1923 8 144 111 18.0 13.9 4.1
1924 8 28 80 3.5 10.0 -6.5
1925 8 93 44 11.6 5.5 6.1
1926 8 137 52 17.1 6.5 10.6
1927 8 117 101 14.6 12.6 2.0
1928 8 120 88 15.0 11.0 4.0
1929 8 81 81 10.1 10.1 0.0
1930 8 100 57 12.5 7.1 5.4
1931 12 88 108 7.3 9.0 -1.7
1932 9 90 81 10.0 9.0 1.0
1933 9 82 70 9.1 7.8 1.3
1934 9 64 43 7.1 4.8 2.3
1935 9 99 44 11.0 4.9 6.1
1936 9 84 67 9.3 7.4 1.9
1937 9 98 39 10.9 4.3 6.6
1938 11 185 29 16.8 2.6 14.2
1939 9 186 62 20.7 6.9 13.8
1940 9 121 105 13.4 11.7 1.7
1941 9 218 95 24.2 10.6 13.6
1942 10 135 78 13.5 7.8 5.7
---Points------ ---Averages----
Season Gms For Aga. PFA PAA Ratio
1943 9 187 92 20.8 10.2 10.6
1944 10 227 149 22.7 14.9 7.8
1945 10 169 138 16.9 13.8 3.1
1946 11 309 120 28.1 10.9 17.2
1947 10 194 161 19.4 16.1 3.3
1948 11 350 121 31.8 11.0 20.8
1949 11 399 88 36.3 8.0 28.3
1950 11 352 149 32.0 13.6 18.4
1951 10 321 97 32.1 9.7 22.4
1952 10 407 141 40.7 14.1 26.6
1953 11 293 90 26.6 8.2 18.4
1954 10 304 62 30.4 6.2 24.2
1955 11 385 60 35.0 5.5 29.5
1956 10 466 51 46.6 5.1 41.5
1957 11 333 89 30.3 8.1 22.2
1958 11 300 55 27.3 5.0 22.3
1959 10 234 146 23.4 14.6 8.8
1960 10 136 158 13.6 15.8 -2.2
1961 10 122 141 12.2 14.1 -1.9
1962 11 267 61 24.3 5.6 18.7
1963 10 236 137 23.6 13.7 9.9
1964 11 207 170 18.8 15.5 3.3
1965 10 106 150 10.6 15.0 -4.4
1966 10 192 122 19.2 12.2 7.0
1967 11 290 92 26.4 8.4 18.0
1968 11 343 225 31.2 20.5 10.7
1969 10 285 289 28.5 28.9 -0.4
1970 12 305 239 25.4 19.9 5.5
1971 12 534 217 44.5 18.1 26.4
1972 12 399 74 33.3 6.2 27.1
1973 11 400 133 36.4 12.1 24.3
1974 11 473 92 43.0 8.4 34.6
1975 12 344 154 28.7 12.8 15.9
1976 12 326 192 27.2 16.0 11.2
1977 12 401 217 33.4 18.1 15.3
1978 12 471 175 39.3 14.6 24.7
1979 12 406 145 33.8 12.1 21.7
1980 12 396 209 33.0 17.4 15.6
1981 12 341 193 28.4 16.1 12.3
1982 12 317 203 26.4 16.9 9.5
1983 12 312 222 26.0 18.5 7.5
1984 12 306 164 25.5 13.7 11.8
1985 12 371 103 30.9 8.6 22.3
1986 12 508 81 42.3 6.8 35.5
1987 12 493 102 41.1 8.5 32.6
1988 12 332 160 27.7 13.3 14.4
1989 11 380 200 34.6 18.2 16.4
1990 11 401 174 36.5 15.8 20.7
1991 12 383 157 31.9 13.1 18.8
1992 11 271 196 24.6 17.8 6.8
---Points------ ---Averages----
Season Gms For Aga. PFA PAA Ratio
1993 12 358 186 29.8 15.5 14.3
1994 12 224 269 18.7 22.4 -3.7
1995 11 233 275 21.2 25.0 -3.8
1996 11 255 392 23.2 35.6 -12.4
1997 12 232 379 19.3 31.6 -12.3
1998 11 184 229 16.7 20.8 -4.1
1999 12 430 229 35.8 19.1 16.7
2000 13 481 194 37.0 14.9 22.1
2001 13 397 169 30.5 13.0 17.5
2002 14 541 216 38.6 15.4 23.2
2003 14 601 214 42.9 15.3 27.6
2004 13 452 219 34.8 16.9 17.9
2005 12 323 277 26.9 23.1 3.8
2006 14 424 242 30.3 17.3 13.0
2007 14 592 284 42.3 20.3 22.0
2008 14 716 343 51.1 24.5 26.6
2009 13 404 189 31.1 14.5 16.6
2010 14 521 305 37.2 21.8 15.4
2011 13 514 287 39.5 22.1 17.4
Totals 1181 31932 15044 27.0 12.7 14.3
Gms - Games
PFA - Points For Average (or points per game)
PAA - Points Against Average (or points against per game)
Ratio – the difference between Points For and Points Against divided
by the number of games for that season. It represents the average
number of points the Sooners scored over their opponents.
Opponent Games Record For Against PFA PAA Ratio
UTEP 2 2-0 123 14 61.5 7 54.5
Florida A&M NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Kansas State 92 71-17-4
Texas Tech 19 13-6
Texas 106 42-59-5 1742 1803
Kansas 102 69-27-6
Notre Dame 9 1-8
Iowa State 76 69-5-2
Baylor 21 20-1
West Virginia 4 2-2
Oklahoma State 105 81-17-7
TCU 11 7-4
2012-2013 SCHEDULE
Date Game Location Time
09/01/12 at UTEP
El Paso, Texas TBA
09/08/12 vs. Florida A&M
Norman TBA
09/22/12 vs. Kansas State
Norman TBA
10/06/12 at Texas Tech
Lubbock, Texas TBA
10/13/12 vs. Texas
Dallas, Texas TBA
10/20/12 vs. Kansas
Norman TBA
10/27/12 vs. Notre Dame
Norman TBA
11/03/12 at Iowa State
Ames, Iowa TBA
11/10/12 vs. Baylor
Norman TBA
11/17/12 at West Virginia
Morgantown, W.V. TBA
11/24/12 vs. Oklahoma State
Norman TBA
12/01/12 at TCU
Fort Worth, Texas TBA
A. Contact Info for U.S. Senator Olympia J. Snowe
Augusta Office: Edmund S. Muskie Federal Building
40 Western Ave., Suite 412
Augusta, ME 04330
Washington, D.C. Office: 154 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, D.C. 20510
B. Contact Info for U.S. Congressman Michael H. Michaud (2nd District)
Washington, D.C. Office: 1724 Longworth House Office Building
Washington, D.C. 20515
Lewiston Office: 179 Lisbon St.
Lewiston, ME
Waterville Office: 108 Main St.
Waterville, ME 04901
Bangor Office: 6 State St., Suite 101
Bangor, ME 04401
C. Contact Info for Congresswoman Chellie Pingree (1st District)
Portland Office: 2 Portland Fish Pier, Suite 304
Portland, ME 04101
Washington Office: 1318 Longworth House Office Building
Washington, D.C. 20515
Note: Maine has two Senators and two Representatives. The two Senators are Susan Collins and Olympia Snow. The two Representatives are Mike Michaud and Chellie
Pingree. Chellie Pingree represents the Maine First Congressional District which consists of from Maines southern tip through Portland and Augusta. Mike Michaud represents the Maine Second Congressional District which is the rest of the state. I have enclosed addresses for both Michaud and Pingree because I wasn’t sure who you would want to write. While Olympia Snowe has said she won’t run for reelection, whoever takes her place may use the same address. Hope this helps, bro. If you need me to look up more info, let me know.
BANGOR, Maine — Come Monday, travelers using Greyhound Lines to get to destinations in the northern half of the state will see some changes. That’s because after 62 years of doing business through agents in Bangor, Greyhound Lines announced in mid-March that it is moving its local ticket sales operation to Dysart’s Truck Stop & Restaurant in Hermon.
Timothy Dysart, vice president of Dysart’s, said that the truck stop and restaurant on Cold Brook Road will begin handling Greater Bangor’s Greyhound passengers effective April 16. Despite the six-mile shift from downtown Bangor to Hermon, Dysart said departure and arrival times will remain the same. Greyhound passengers who need to get from Bangor to Hermon, however, will have to make their own arrangements. There are no plans for shuttle service, Dysart confirmed Tuesday.
To accommodate riders who need to connect to Greyhound, Cyr Bus Lines will extend its northern route, which starts in Caribou, to Dysart’s, also effective April 16, Dana Laughlin, a dispatcher for the Old Town-based line, said Tuesday. The Cyr bus will continue to make its stop at the Concord Coach Lines terminal on Union Street in Bangor but will discontinue stops at the University of Maine in Orono and Hollywood Casino in Bangor, Laughlin said. Laughlin said those two stops are being scrapped to ensure its drivers are able to meet U.S. Department of Transportation federal hours of service regulations and other rules. Neither of the two soon-to-be discontinued stops were busy, he said, adding that Cyr Bus picked up or dropped off as few as one or two passengers a month at UMaine.
Peter Brountas, whose family has served as Greyhound agents since 1950, said last month that it is his understanding that the change is one outcome of Greyhound’s nationwide effort to cut costs. In recent years, Greyhound has been shifting its ticket sales operations from traditional terminal settings to less expensive options, including truck stops and gas stations. That occurred in Maine in 2010 when Greyhound moved its operations to J & S Oil on Kennedy Memorial Drive from its former location at Waterville’s Robert LaFleur Airport, according to a press release on its corporate website. The company’s website has numerous press releases about similar changes in cities throughout the nation.
Located in a highly visible spot in downtown Bangor at the corner of Main and Union streets, the current Greyhound Station is handy to the Community Connector hub at Pickering Square, the Concord Coach Lines terminal on Union Street, Bangor International Airport and several taxi companies. Given downtown Bangor’s increasing number of entertainment and hospitality attractions, Brountas said last month he is considering a range of options. On Tuesday, however, Brountas said it still isn’t clear what he will do with the soon-to-be-vacated space in the building, which also houses the Main Tavern, among other things. “A logical move would be to expand the tavern,” which he noted has karaoke four nights a week and a DJ on a fifth night.
Points Averages
Opponenent For Against PFA PAA Ratio Perc.
Oklahoma Sooners Season Schedules and Results (1895-2011) Page 1
1895 Season / 0-1 Overall
Date Result Location
11/07/95 L Oklahoma City 34, Oklahoma 0 Oklahoma City, Okla.
1896 Season / 2-0 Overall
Date Result Location
10/28/96 W Oklahoma 12, Norman High 0 Oklahoma City, Okla.
11/11/96 W Oklahoma 16, Norman High 4 Norman
1897 Season / 2-0 Overall
Date Result Location
12/01/97 W Oklahoma 16, Oklahoma City 0 Norman
12/31/97 W Oklahoma 17, Kingfisher College 8 Guthrie, Okla.
1898 Season / 2-0 Overall
Date Result Location
11/17/98 W Oklahoma 5, Arkansas City 0 Arkansas City, Kan.
11/28/98 W Oklahoma 24, Fort Worth 0 Norman
1899 Season / 2-1 Overall
Date Result Location
10/12/99 W Oklahoma 39, Kingfisher College 6 Norman
10/24/99 W Oklahoma 11, Arkansas 5 Shawnee, Okla.
11/02/99 L Arkansas City 17, Oklahoma 11 Norman
1900 Season / 3-1-1 Overall
Date Result Location
10/10/00 L Texas 28, Oklahoma 2 Austin, Texas
10/17/00 W Oklahoma 27, Chilocco Indian 0 Norman
10/24/00 W Oklahoma 79, Fort Reno 0 Norman
11/06/00 T Oklahoma 0, Kingfisher 0 Kingfisher, Okla.
11/20/00 W Oklahoma 10, Arkansas City Town 0 Arkansas City, Kan.
1901 Season / 3-2 Overall
Date Result Location
10/19/01 L Texas 12, Oklahoma 6 Austin, Texas
10/26/01 W Oklahoma 17, Baylor 0 Norman
11/06/01 W Oklahoma 42, Wichita State 0 Wichita, Kan.
11/13/01 W Oklahoma 28, Kingfisher 6 Norman
11/25/01 L Texas 11, Oklahoma 0 Norman
1902 Season / 6-3 Overall
Date Score Location Att.
10/01/02 W Oklahoma 62, Guthrie Town 0 Norman -
10/08/02 L Texas 22, Oklahoma 6 Austin, Texas -
10/15/02 L Dallas Athletic Club 11, Oklahoma 6 Dallas, Texas -
10/22/02 W Oklahoma 28, Arkansas 0 Norman -
10/29/02 W Oklahoma 30, OKC Athletic Club 0 Norman -
11/05/02 W Oklahoma 15, Kingfisher 0 Norman -
11/12/02 L Missouri 22, Oklahoma 5 Columbia, Mo. -
11/19/02 W Oklahoma 6, Emporia State 5 Norman -
11/24/02 W Oklahoma 17, Kingfisher 0 Norman -
1903 Season / 5-4-3 Overall
Date Score Location Att.
10/03/03 W Oklahoma 38, Chilocco Indian 5 Norman -
10/10/03 - Oklahoma 0, Kingfisher 0 Norman -
10/17/03 - Oklahoma 6, Texas 6 Austin, Texas -
10/24/03 W Oklahoma 6, Texas A&M 0 Bryan, Texas -
10/31/03 W Oklahoma 11, Wichita State 5 Norman -
11/06/03 - Oklahoma 6, Emporia State (Kan.) 6 Norman -
11/13/03 L Kansas 17, Oklahoma 5 Lawrence, Kan. -
11/20/03 L Texas 11, Oklahoma 5 Norman -
11/25/03 L Arkansas 12, Oklahoma 0 Norman -
11/30/03 W Oklahoma 12, Missouri-Rolla 6 Rolla, Mo. -
12/03/03 L Bethany (Kan.) 12, Oklahoma 10 Oklahoma City, Okla.
12/10/03 W Oklahoma 27, Lawton Town 5 Norman -
1904 Season / 4-3-1 Overall
Date Score Location Att.
10/10/04 - Oklahoma 0, Kingfisher 0 Norman -
10/17/04 W Oklahoma 33, Pauls Valley Town 0 Pauls Valley, Okla. -
10/24/04 L Kansas 16, Oklahoma 0 Norman -
10/31/04 W Oklahoma 6, Lawton Town 0 Lawton, Okla. -
11/06/04 W Oklahoma 75, Oklahoma State 0 Guthrie, Okla. -
11/13/04 L Texas 40, Oklahoma 10 Austin, Texas -
11/20/04 W Oklahoma 71, Okla. State Military 4 Norman -
11/25/04 L Bethany (Kan.) 36, Oklahoma 9 Norman -
1905 Season / 7-2 Overall
Date Score Location Att.
10/09/05 W Oklahoma 28, Central Oklahoma 0 Edmond, Okla. -
10/13/05 W Oklahoma 18, Haskell Indian 12 Norman -
10/16/05 L Kansas 34, Oklahoma 0 Lawrence, Kan. -
10/23/05 W Oklahoma 33, Kansas City Medics 0 Norman -
10/30/05 L Washburn (Kan.) 9, Oklahoma 6 Norman -
11/05/05 W Oklahoma 2, Texas 0 Oklahoma City, Okla. -
11/12/05 W Oklahoma 55, Kingfisher 0 Kingfisher, Okla. -
11/19/05 W Oklahoma 58, Central Oklahoma 0 Norman -
11/24/05 W Oklahoma 29, Bethany (Kan.) 0 Norman -
1906 Season / 5-2-2 Overall
Date Score Location Att.
10/06/06 W Oklahoma 12, Central Oklahoma 0 Norman -
10/13/06 W Oklahoma 11, Kingfisher 6 Norman -
10/19/06 W Oklahoma 23, Oklahoma State 0 Stillwater, Okla. -
10/26/06 L Kansas 20, Oklahoma 4 Lawrence, Kan. -
11/02/06 L Texas 10, Oklahoma 9 Oklahoma City, Okla. -
11/09/06 W Oklahoma 17, Central Oklahoma 0 Edmond, Okla. -
11/16/06 - Oklahoma 0, Pawhuska Town 0 Norman -
11/23/06 W Oklahoma 48, Sulphur Town 0 Norman -
11/28/06 - Oklahoma 0, Washburn (Kan.) 0 Topeka, Kan. -
1907 Season / 4-4 Overall
Date Score Location Att.
10/04/07 W Oklahoma 32, Kingfisher 0 Kingfisher, Okla. -
10/11/07 W Oklahoma 43, Chilocco Indian 0 Norman -
10/19/07 L Kansas 15, Oklahoma 0 Norman -
10/25/07 W Oklahoma 29, Epworth 0 Norman -
11/09/07 W Oklahoma 67, Oklahoma State 0 Norman -
11/12/07 L Texas A&M 19, Oklahoma 0 College Station, Texas
11/15/07 L Texas 29, Oklahoma 10 Austin, Texas -
11/28/07 L Washburn (Kan.) 12, Oklahoma 0 Norman -
1908 Season / 8-1-1 Overall
Date Score Location Att.
09/25/08 W Oklahoma 51, Central Oklahoma 5 Edmond, Okla. -
10/03/08 W Oklahoma 18, Oklahoma State 0 Stillwater, Okla. -
10/10/08 W Oklahoma 51, Kingfisher 0 Norman -
10/17/08 L Kansas 11, Oklahoma 0 Lawrence, Kan. -
10/12/08 W Oklahoma 33, Kansas State 4 Manhattan, Kan. -
10/30/08 W Oklahoma 27, Arkansas 5 Norman -
11/05/08 W Oklahoma 24, Epworth (Okla.) 0 Norman -
11/13/08 W Oklahoma 50, Texas 0 Norman -
11/19/08 W Oklahoma 12, Wichita State 4 Norman -
11/24/08 - Oklahoma 6, Washburn (Kan.) 6 Topeka, Kan. -
1909 Season / 6-4 Overall
Date Score Location Att.
09/23/09 W Oklahoma 55, Central Oklahoma 0 Norman -
10/02/09 W Oklahoma 46, Kingfisher 5 Norman -
10/09/09 L Kansas 11, Oklahoma 0 Lawrence, Kan. -
10/13/09 W Oklahoma 23, NE Okla. State 2 Norman -
10/20/09 L Arkansas 21, Oklahoma 6 Fayetteville, Ark. -
11/05/09 W Oklahoma 42, Washburn (Kan.) 8 Norman -
11/12/09 W Oklahoma 11, St. Louis 5 St. Louis, Mo. -
11/17/09 L Texas A&M 14, Oklahoma 8 Dallas, Texas -
11/19/09 L Texas 30, Oklahoma 0 Austin, Texas -
11/29/09 W Oklahoma 12, Epworth (Okla.) 11 Oklahoma City, Okla.
1910 Season / 4-2-1 Overall
Date Score Location Att.
10/07/10 W Oklahoma 66, Kingfisher College 0 Kingfisher, Okla. -
10/17/10 W Oklahoma 79, Central Oklahoma 0 Edmond, Okla. -
10/21/10 W Oklahoma 12, Oklahoma State 0 Norman -
10/28/10 L Missouri 26, Oklahoma 0 Columbia, Mo. -
11/12/10 L Kansas 2, Oklahoma 0 Norman 2,000
11/28/10 W Oklahoma 3, Texas 0 Austin, Texas -
12/02/10 - Oklahoma 3, Epworth (Okla.) Norman -
1911 Season / 8-0 Overall
Date Score Location Att.
10/07/11 W Oklahoma 104, Kingfisher College 0 Norman -
10/14/11 W Oklahoma 62, Phillips 0 Norman -
10/20/11 W Oklahoma 22, Oklahoma State 0 Stillwater, Okla. -
10/27/11 W Oklahoma 37, Washburn (Kan.) 0 Norman -
11/04/11 W Oklahoma 14, Missouri 6 Columbia, Mo. -
11/11/11 W Oklahoma 3, Kansas 0 Lawrence, Kan. -
11/22/11 W Oklahoma 34, NW Okla. State 6 Norman -
11/30/11 W Oklahoma 6, Texas 3 Austin, Texas -
1912 Season / 5-4 Overall
Date Score Location Att.
10/05/12 W Oklahoma 40, Kingfisher College 0 Kingfisher, Okla. -
10/11/12 W Oklahoma 87, Central Oklahoma 0 Norman -
10/19/12 W Oklahoma 21, Texas 6 Dallas, Texas -
10/26/12 L Missouri 14, Oklahoma 0 Norman -
11/02/12 W Oklahoma 6, Kansas 5 Lawrence, Kan. -
11/09/12 L Texas A&M 28, Oklahoma 6 Houston, Texas -
11/16/12 W Oklahoma 16, Oklahoma State 0 Norman -
11/23/12 L Nebraska 13, Oklahoma 9 Lincoln, Neb. -
11/28/12 L Colorado 14, Oklahoma 12 Denver, Colo. -
1913 Season / 6-2 Overall
Date Score Location Att.
09/27/13 W Oklahoma 74, Kingfisher College 0 Norman -
10/04/13 W Oklahoma 83, Central Oklahoma 0 Edmond, Okla. -
10/11/13 W Oklahoma 101, NW Okla. State 0 Norman -
10/18/13 L Missouri 20, Oklahoma 17 Columbia, Mo. -
10/31/13 W Oklahoma 21, Kansas 7 Norman -
11/10/13 L Texas 14, Oklahoma 6 Houston, Texas -
11/21/13 W Oklahoma 7, Oklahoma State 0 Stillwater, Okla. -
11/27/13 W Oklahoma 14, Colorado 3 Oklahoma City, Okla. -
1914 Season / 9-1-1 Overall
Date Score Location Att.
09/26/14 W Oklahoma 67, Central Oklahoma 0 Norman -
10/03/14 W Oklahoma 67, Kingfisher College 0 Kingfisher, Okla. -
10/09/14 W Oklahoma 96, East Central Okla. 6 Norman -
10/17/14 W Oklahoma 13, Missouri 0 Norman -
10/24/14 L Texas 32, Oklahoma 7 Dallas, Texas 6,000
10/31/14 - Oklahoma 16, Kansas 16 Lawrence, Kan. -
11/06/14 W Oklahoma 28, Oklahoma State 6 Norman -
11/13/14 W Oklahoma 52, Kansas State 10 Manhattan, Kan. -
11/20/14 W Oklahoma 35, Arkansas 7 Fayetteville, Ark. -
11/26/14 W Oklahoma 33, Haskell Indian 12 Norman -
11/30/14 W Oklahoma 26, Tulsa 7 Tulsa, Okla. -
1915 Season / 10-0 Overall / 3-0 Southwest
Date Score Location Att.
09/25/15 W Oklahoma 67, Kingfisher College 0 Norman -
10/02/15 W Oklahoma 55, SW Okla. State 0 Weatherford, Okla. -
10/09/15 W Oklahoma 102, NW Okla. State 0 Norman -
10/16/15 W Oklahoma 24, Missouri 0 Columbia, Mo. -
10/23/15 W Oklahoma 14, Texas 13 Dallas, Texas 12,000
10/30/15 W Oklahoma 23, Kansas 14 Norman -
11/06/15 W Oklahoma 14, Tulsa 13 Tulsa, Okla. -
11/13/15 W Oklahoma 24, Arkansas 0 Norman -
11/20/15 W Oklahoma 21, Kansas State 7 Manhattan, Kan. -
11/25/15 W Oklahoma 26, Oklahoma State 7 Oklahoma City, Okla.
1916 Season / 6-5 Overall / 2-1 Southwest
Date Score Location Att.
09/23/16 W Oklahoma 27, Central Oklahoma 0 Norman -
09/30/16 W Oklahoma 107, Oklahoma Baptist 0 Shawnee, Okla. -
10/07/16 W Oklahoma 140, SW Okla. State 0 Norman -
10/14/16 L Tulsa 16, Oklahoma 0 Norman -
10/21/16 L Texas 21, Oklahoma 7 Dallas, Texas -
10/28/16 L Missouri 23, Oklahoma 14 Norman -
11/04/16 L Kansas 21, Oklahoma 13 Lawrence, Kan. -
11/11/16 W Oklahoma 96, Kingfisher College 0 Kingfisher, Okla. -
11/18/16 L Kansas State 14, Oklahoma 13 Norman -
11/25/16 W Oklahoma 14, Arkansas 13 Fayetteville, Ark. -
11/30/16 W Oklahoma 41, Oklahoma State 7 Oklahoma City, Okla.
1917 Season / 6-4-1 Overall / 1-1-1 Southwest
Date Score Location Att.
09/22/17 W Oklahoma 99, Central Oklahoma 0 Edmond, Okla. -
09/29/17 W Oklahoma 179, Kingfisher College 0 Norman -
10/06/17 W Oklahoma 52, Phillips (Okla.) 9 Oklahoma City, Okla.
10/13/17 L Illinois 44, Oklahoma 0 Champaign, Ill. -
10/20/17 W Oklahoma 14, Texas 0 Dallas, Texas -
11/03/17 W Oklahoma 14, Missouri 7 Columbia, Mo. -
11/10/17 L Kansas 13, Oklahoma 6 Norman -
11/17/17 - Oklahoma 0, Arkansas 0 Norman -
11/24/17 W Oklahoma 80, Tulsa 0 Norman -
11/29/17 L Oklahoma State 9, Oklahoma 0 Oklahoma City, Okla.
12/15/17 L Camp Doniphan 21, Oklahoma 7 Oklahoma City, Okla.
1918 Season / 6-0 Overall / 2-0 Southwest
Date Score Location Att.
10/26/18 W Oklahoma 44, Central Oklahoma 0 Norman -
11/02/18 W Oklahoma 58, Post Field (Okla.) 0 Norman -
11/09/18 W Oklahoma 33, Kansas 0 Lawrence, Kan. -
11/16/18 W Oklahoma 103, Arkansas 0 Fayetteville, Ark. -
11/23/18 W Oklahoma 13, Phillips (Okla.) 7 Oklahoma City, Okla.
11/28/18 W Oklahoma 27, Oklahoma State 0 Oklahoma City, Okla.
1919 Season / 5-2-3 Overall / 2-1 Southwest
Date Score Location Att.
09/27/19 W Oklahoma 40, Central Oklahoma 0 Edmond, Okla. -
10/04/19 W Oklahoma 157, Kingfisher College 0 Norman -
10/11/19 L Tulsa 27, Oklahoma 0 Norman -
10/18/19 W Oklahoma 12, Texas 7 Dallas, Texas -
10/25/19 - Oklahoma 7, Nebraska 7 Omaha, Neb. -
11/01/19 - Oklahoma 6, Missouri 6 Norman -
11/08/19 - Oklahoma 0, Kansas 0 Lawrence, Kan. -
11/15/19 L Arkansas 7, Oklahoma 6 Norman -
11/22/19 W Oklahoma 14, Kansas State 3 Manhattan, Kan. -
11/27/19 W Oklahoma 33, Oklahoma City 6 Oklahoma City, Okla.
1920 Season / 6-0-1 Overall / 4-0-1 Missouri Valley
Date Score Location Att.
10/09/20 W Oklahoma 16, Central Oklahoma 7 Norman -
10/23/20 W Oklahoma 24, Washington (Mo.) 14 St. Louis, Mo.
10/30/20 W Oklahoma 28, Missouri 7 Columbia, Mo. -
11/06/20 W Oklahoma 21, Kansas 9 Norman -
11/13/20 W Oklahoma 36, Oklahoma State 0 Stillwater, Okla. -
11/20/20 - Oklahoma 7, Kansas State 7 Manhattan, Kan. -
11/25/20 W Oklahoma 44, Drake 7 Norman -
1921 Season / 5-3 Overall / 2-3 Missouri Valley
Date Score Location Att.
10/08/21 W Oklahoma 21, Central Oklahoma 0 Edmond, Okla. -
10/15/21 W Oklahoma 6, Oklahoma State 0 Norman -
10/22/21 W Oklahoma 28, Washington (Mo.) 13 Norman -
10/29/21 L Nebraska 44, Oklahoma 0 Lincoln, Neb. -
11/05/21 W Oklahoma 24, Kansas 7 Norman -
11/12/21 L Missouri 24, Oklahoma 14 Columbia, Mo. -
11/19/21 L Kansas State 14, Oklahoma 7 Manhattan, Kan. -
11/24/21 W Oklahoma 27, Rice 0 Norman -
1922 Season / 2-3-3 Overall / 1-2-2 Missouri Valley
Date Score Location Att.
10/14/22 W Oklahoma 21, Central Oklahoma 0 Norman -
10/21/22 - Oklahoma 7, Kansas State 7 Norman -
10/28/22 L Nebraska 39, Oklahoma 7 Norman -
11/04/22 L Kansas 19, Oklahoma 3 Lawrence, Kan. -
11/11/22 W Oklahoma 18, Missouri 14 Norman -
11/18/22 L Texas 32, Oklahoma 7 Norman -
11/25/22 - Oklahoma 3, Oklahoma State 3 Stillwater, Okla. -
12/02/22 - Oklahoma 0, Washington (Mo.) 0 St. Louis, Mo. -
1923 Season / 3-5 Overall / 2-4 Missouri Valley
Date Score Location Att.
10/13/23 L Nebraska 24, Oklahoma 0 Lincoln, Neb. -
10/20/23 W Oklahoma 62, Washington (Mo.) 7 Norman -
10/27/23 W Oklahoma 12, Oklahoma State 0 Norman -
11/03/23 L Kansas 7, Oklahoma 3 Norman -
11/10/23 W Oklahoma 13, Missouri 0 Columbia, Mo. -
11/17/23 L Texas 26, Oklahoma 14 Austin, Texas -
11/24/23 L Kansas State 21, Oklahoma 20 Manhattan, Kan. -
11/29/23 L Drake 26, Oklahoma 20 Norman -
1924 Season / 2-5-1 Overall / 2-3-1 Missouri Valley
Date Score Location Att.
10/04/24 L Central Oklahoma 2, Oklahoma 0 Norman -
10/11/24 W Oklahoma 14, Nebraska 7 Norman -
10/25/24 L Drake 28, Oklahoma 0 Des Moines, Iowa -
11/01/24 L Oklahoma State 6, Oklahoma 0 Stillwater, Okla. -
11/08/24 L Missouri 10, Oklahoma 0 Norman 9,471
11/15/24 L Kansas 20, Oklahoma 0 Lawrence, Kan. -
11/22/24 W Oklahoma 7, Washington (Mo.) 0 St. Louis, Mo. -
11/17/24 - Oklahoma 7, Kansas State 7 Norman -
1925 Season / 4-3-1 Overall / 3-3-1 Missouri Valley
Date Score Location Att.
10/03/25 L Kansas State 16, Oklahoma 0 Manhattan, Kan. -
10/17/25 W Oklahoma 7, Drake 0 Norman -
10/24/25 W Oklahoma 9, SMU 0 Dallas, Texas -
10/31/25 L Nebraska 12, Oklahoma 0 Lincoln, Neb. -
11/07/25 - Oklahoma 0, Kansas 0 Norman -
11/14/25 L Missouri 16, Oklahoma 14 Columbia, Mo. -
11/21/25 W Oklahoma 28, Washington (Mo.) 0 Norman -
11/26/25 W Oklahoma 35, Oklahoma State 0 Norman -
1926 Season / 5-2-1 Overall / 3-2-1 Missouri Valley
Date Score Location Att.
10/09/26 W Oklahoma 13, Arkansas 6 Norman -
10/16/26 W Oklahoma 11, Drake 0 Des Moines, Iowa -
10/23/26 L Kansas State 15, Oklahoma 12 Norman -
10/30/26 W Oklahoma 21, Washington (Mo.) 0 St. Louis, Mo. -
11/06/26 W Oklahoma 10, Missouri 7 Norman -
11/13/26 L Kansas 10, Oklahoma 9 Lawrence, Kan. -
11/20/26 W Oklahoma 47, St. Louis 0 Norman -
11/25/26 - Oklahoma 14, Oklahoma State 14 Stillwater, Okla. -
1927 Season / 3-3-2 Overall / 2-3 Missouri Valley
Date Score Location Att.
10/08/27 W Oklahoma 13, Chicago 7 Chicago, Ill. 38,000
10/15/27 - Oklahoma 13, Creighton 13 Norman -
10/22/27 L Kansas State 20, Oklahoma 14 Manhattan, Kan. -
10/29/27 - Oklahoma 14, Central Oklahoma 14 Edmond, Okla.
11/05/27 W Oklahoma 23, Washington (Mo.) 7 Norman -
11/12/27 W Oklahoma 26, Kansas 7 Norman -
11/19/27 L Oklahoma State 13, Oklahoma 7 Norman -
11/24/27 L Missouri 20, Oklahoma 7 Columbia, Mo. -
1928 Season / 5-3 Overall / 3-2 Big 6
Date Score Location Att.
10/06/28 L Indiana 10, Oklahoma 7 Bloomington, Ind. -
10/13/28 W Oklahoma 7, Creighton 0 Norman -
10/27/28 W Oklahoma 33, Kansas State 21 Norman -
11/03/28 L Iowa State 13, Oklahoma 0 Ames, Iowa -
11/10/28 L Nebraska 44, Oklahoma 6 Norman 18,346
11/17/28 W Oklahoma 7, Kansas Lawrence, Kan. -
11/24/28 W Oklahoma 46, Oklahoma State 0 Stillwater, Okla. -
11/29/28 W Oklahoma 14, Missouri 0 Norman -
1929 Season / 3-3-2 Overall / 2-2-1 Big 6
Date Score Location Att.
10/12/29 W Oklahoma 26, Creighton 0 Omaha, Neb. -
10/19/29 L Texas 21, Oklahoma 0 Dallas, Texas -
10/26/29 W Oklahoma 14, Kansas State 13 Norman -
11/02/29 W Oklahoma 21, Iowa State 7 Norman -
11/09/29 L Kansas 7, Oklahoma 0 Norman -
11/16/29 - Oklahoma 13, Nebraska 13 Lincoln, Neb. -
11/23/29 - Oklahoma 7, Oklahoma State 7 Norman -
11/28/29 L Missouri 13, Oklahoma 0 Columbia, Mo. -
1930 Season / 4-3-1 Overall / 3-1-1 Big 6
Date Score Location Att.
10/04/30 W Oklahoma 47, New Mexico 0 Norman -
10/11/30 W Oklahoma 20, Nebraska 7 Norman -
10/18/30 L Texas 17, Oklahoma 7 Dallas, Texas -
10/25/30 W Oklahoma 7, Kansas State 0 Norman -
11/01/30 W Oklahoma 19, Iowa State 13 Ames, Iowa -
11/15/30 L Kansas 13, Oklahoma 0 Lawrence, Kan. -
11/22/30 L Oklahoma State 7, Oklahoma 0 Stillwater, Okla. -
11/27/30 - Oklahoma 0, Missouri 0 Norman -
1931 Season / 4-7-1 Overall / 1-4 Big 6
Date Score Location Att.
10/03/31 W Oklahoma 19, Rice 6 Norman -
10/10/31 L Nebraska 13, Oklahoma 0 Lincoln, Neb. -
10/17/31 L Texas 3, Oklahoma 0 Dallas, Texas -
10/24/31 L Kansas State 14, Oklahoma 0 Manhattan, Kan. -
10/31/31 L Iowa State 13, Oklahoma 12 Norman -
11/07/31 W Oklahoma 10, Kansas 0 Norman -
11/14/31 L Missouri 7, Oklahoma 0 Columbia, Mo. -
11/26/31 - Oklahoma 0, Oklahoma State 0 Norman -
12/05/31 L Oklahoma City 6, Oklahoma 0 Oklahoma City -
12/12/31 W Oklahoma 20, Tulsa 7 Tulsa, Okla. -
12/19/31 L Honolulu 39, Oklahoma 20 Honolulu, Hawaii -
12/26/31 W Oklahoma 7, Hawaii 0 Honolulu, Hawaii 10,000
1932 Season / 4-4-1 Overall / 3-2 Big 6
Date Score Location Att.
10/01/32 W Oklahoma 7, Tulsa 0 Norman -
10/08/32 W Oklahoma 21, Kansas 6 Lawrence, Kan. -
10/15/32 L Texas 17, Oklahoma 10 Dallas, Texas -
10/22/32 W Oklahoma 20, Kansas State 13 Norman -
10/29/32 L Oklahoma State 7, Oklahoma 0 Stillwater, Okla. -
11/5/32 L Missouri 14, Oklahoma 6 Norman -
11/12/32 W Oklahoma 19, Iowa State 12 Ames, Iowa -
11/19/32 L Nebraska 5, Oklahoma 0 Norman -
11/24/32 - Oklahoma 7, George Washington 7 Washington D.C. -
1933 Season / 4-4-1 Overall / 3-2 Big 6
Date Score Location Att.
09/30/33 - Oklahoma 0, Vanderbilt 0 Norman 18,000
10/07/33 L Tulsa 20, Oklahoma 6 Tulsa, Okla. -
10/14/33 W Oklahoma 9, Texas 0 Dallas, Texas -
10/21/33 W Oklahoma 19, Iowa State 7 Norman -
10/28/33 L Nebraska 16, Oklahoma 7 Lincoln, Neb. -
11/04/33 W Oklahoma 20, Kansas 0 Norman -
11/11/33 W Oklahoma 21, Missouri Columbia, Mo. -
11/18/33 L Kansas State 14, Oklahoma 0 Manhattan, Kan. -
11/23/33 L Oklahoma State 13, Oklahoma 0 Norman -
1934 Season / 3-4-2 Overall / 2-2-1 Big 6
Date Score Location Att.
10/06/34 W Oklahoma 7, Centenary 0 Norman -
10/13/34 L Texas 19, Oklahoma 0 Dallas, Texas -
10/20/34 L Nebraska 6, Oklahoma 0 Norman -
10/27/34 - Oklahoma 7, Kansas 7 Lawrence, Kan. -
11/03/34 W Oklahoma 31, Missouri 0 Norman -
11/10/34 W Oklahoma 12, Iowa State 0 Norman -
11/17/34 L Kansas State 8, Oklahoma 7 Norman -
11/22/34 - Oklahoma 0, Oklahoma State 0 Stillwater, Okla. -
12/01/34 L George Washington 3, Oklahoma 0 Washington D.C. -
1935 Season / 6-3 Overall / 3-2 Big 6
Date Score Location Att.
09/28/35 W Oklahoma 3, Colorado 0 Norman -
10/05/35 W Oklahoma 25, New Mexico 0 Norman -
10/12/35 L Texas 12, Oklahoma 7 Dallas, Texas 16,000
10/19/35 W Oklahoma 16, Iowa State 0 Norman -
10/26/35 L Nebraska 19, Oklahoma 0 Lincoln, Neb. -
11/02/35 L Kansas 7, Oklahoma 0 Norman -
11/09/35 W Oklahoma 20, Missouri 6 Columbia, Mo. -
11/16/35 W Oklahoma 3, Kansas State 0 Manhattan, Kan. -
11/28/35 W Oklahoma 25, Oklahoma State 0 Norman -
1936 Season / 3-3-3 Overall / 1-2-2 Big 6
Date Score Location Att.
09/26/36 - Oklahoma 0, Tulsa 0 Norman -
10/03/36 W Oklahoma 8, Colorado 0 Boulder, Colo. -
10/10/36 L Texas 6, Oklahoma 0 Dallas, Texas 30,000
10/17/36 W Oklahoma 14, Kansas 0 Lawrence, Kan. -
10/24/36 L (15) Nebraska 14, Oklahoma 0 Norman -
10/31/36 - Oklahoma 7, Iowa State 7 Ames, Iowa -
11/07/36 - Oklahoma 6, Kansas State 6 Norman -
11/14/36 L Missouri 21, Oklahoma 14 Norman -
11/26/36 W Oklahoma 35, Oklahoma State 13 Stillwater, Okla. -
1937 Season / 5-2-2 Overall / 3-1-1 Big 6
Date Score Location Att.
09/25/37 L Tulsa 19, Oklahoma 7 Tulsa, Okla. -
10/02/37 W Oklahoma 6, Rice 0 Norman -
10/09/37 - Oklahoma 7, Texas 7 Dallas, Texas -
10/16/37 - Oklahoma 0, Nebraska 0 Lincoln, Neb. -
10/23/37 L Kansas 6, Oklahoma 3 Norman -
10/30/37 W Oklahoma 19, Kansas State 0 Manhattan, Kan. -
11/06/37 W Oklahoma 33, Iowa State 7 Norman -
11/13/37 W Oklahoma 7, Missouri 0 Columbia, Mo. -
11/25/37 W Oklahoma 16, Oklahoma State 0 Norman -
1938 Season / 10-1 Overall / 5-0 Big 6
Date Score Location Att.
10/01/38 W Oklahoma 7, Rice 6 Houston, Texas 18,000
10/08/38 W Oklahoma 13, Texas 0 Dallas, Texas -
10/15/38 W Oklahoma 19, Kansas 0 Lawrence, Kan. -
10/22/38 W (14) Oklahoma 14, Nebraska 0 Norman 28,091
10/29/38 W (10) Oklahoma 28, Tulsa 6 Norman -
11/05/38 W (11) Oklahoma 26, Kansas State 0 Norman -
11/12/38 W (10) Oklahoma 21, Missouri 0 Norman -
11/19/38 W (7) Oklahoma 10, Iowa State 0 Ames, Iowa -
11/24/38 W (6) Oklahoma 19, Oklahoma State 0 Stillwater, Okla. -
12/03/38 W (5) Oklahoma 28, Wash. State 0 Norman 15,529
01/02/39 L (2) Tennessee 17, (4) Oklahoma 0 Miami, Fla. (Orange Bowl)
1939 Season / 6-2-1 Overall / 3-2 Big 6
Date Score Location Att.
09/30/39 - Oklahoma 7, SMU 7 Norman 26,205
10/07/39 W Oklahoma 23, Northwestern 0 Evanston, Ill. 44,168
10/14/39 W Oklahoma 24, Texas 12 Dallas, Texas -
10/21/39 W (3) Oklahoma 27, Kansas 7 Norman -
10/28/39 W (6) Oklahoma 41, Oklahoma State 0 Norman -
11/04/39 W (6) Oklahoma 38, Iowa State 6 Norman -
11/11/39 W (6) Oklahoma 13, Kansas State 10 Manhattan, Kan. -
11/18/39 L (12) Missouri 7, (5) Oklahoma 6 Columbia, Mo. -
11/23/39 L Nebraska 13, (14) Oklahoma 7 Lincoln, Neb. 35,000
1940 Season / 6-3 Overall / 4-1 Big 6
Date Score Location Att.
10/05/40 W Oklahoma 29, Oklahoma State 27 Oklahoma City -
10/12/40 L Texas 19, Oklahoma 16 Dallas, Texas 33,006
10/19/40 W Oklahoma 14, Kansas State 0 Norman -
10/26/40 W Oklahoma 20, Iowa State 7 Ames, Iowa -
11/02/40 L (12) Nebraska 13, Oklahoma 0 Norman 33,377
11/09/40 W Oklahoma 13, Kansas 0 Lawrence, Kan. -
11/16/40 W Oklahoma 7, Missouri 0 Norman -
11/23/40 W Oklahoma 9, Temple 6 Norman -
11/30/40 L (15) Santa Clara 33, Oklahoma 13 San Francisco, Calif. 7,000
1941 Season / 6-3 Overall / 3-2 Big 6
Date Score Location Att.
10/04/41 W Oklahoma 19, Oklahoma State 0 Norman 25,453
10/11/41 L Texas 40, Oklahoma 7 Dallas, Texas 44,054
10/18/41 W Oklahoma 16, Kansas State 0 Manhattan, Kan. -
10/25/41 W Oklahoma 16, (8) Santa Clara 6 Norman 18,000
11/01/41 W Oklahoma 38, Kansas 0 Norman -
11/08/41 W Oklahoma 55, Iowa State 0 Norman -
11/15/41 L (16) Missouri 28, Oklahoma 0 Columbia, Mo. -
11/22/41 W Oklahoma 61, Marquette 14 Norman -
11/29/41 L Nebraska 7, Oklahoma 6 Lincoln, Neb. -
1942 Season / 3-5-2 Overall / 3-1-1 Big 6
Date Score Location Att.
09/26/42 - Oklahoma 0, Oklahoma State 0 Stillwater, Okla. -
10/03/42 L Tulsa 23, Oklahoma 0 Tulsa, Okla. -
10/10/42 L Texas 7, Oklahoma 0 Dallas, Texas -
10/17/42 W Oklahoma 25, Kansas 0 Lawrence, Kan. -
10/24/42 L Nebraska 7, Oklahoma 0 Norman -
10/31/42 W Oklahoma 14, Iowa State 7 Ames, Iowa -
11/07/42 W Oklahoma 76, Kansas State 0 Norman -
11/14/42 - Oklahoma 6, Missouri 6 Norman -
11/21/42 L Temple 14, Oklahoma 7 Philadelphia, Pa. -
11/28/42 L (19) William & Mary 14, Oklahoma 7 Norman -
1943 Season / 7-2 Overall / 5-0 Big 6
Date Score Location Att.
09/25/43 W Oklahoma 22, Norman Naval 6 Norman -
10/02/43 W Oklahoma 22, Oklahoma State 13 Oklahoma City -
10/09/43 L Texas 13, Oklahoma 7 Dallas, Texas 23,000
10/16/43 L Tulsa 20, Oklahoma 6 Oklahoma City -
10/23/43 W Oklahoma 37, Kansas State 0 Norman -
10/30/43 W Oklahoma 21, Iowa State 7 Norman -
11/06/43 W Oklahoma 26, Kansas 13 Norman -
11/13/43 W Oklahoma 20, Missouri 13 Columbia, Mo. -
11/20/43 W Oklahoma 26, Nebraska 7 Lincoln, Neb. -
1944 Season / 6-3-1 Overall / 4-0-1 Big 6
Date Score Location Att.
09/30/44 L Norman Naval 28, Oklahoma 14 Norman -
10/07/44 W Oklahoma 21, Texas A&M 14 Oklahoma City -
10/14/44 L Texas 20, Oklahoma 0 Dallas, Texas -
10/21/44 W Oklahoma 68, Kansas State 0 Norman -
10/28/44 W Oklahoma 34, TCU 19 Oklahoma City -
11/04/44 W Oklahoma 12, Iowa State 7 Ames, Iowa -
11/11/44 - Oklahoma 21, Missouri 21 Norman -
11/18/44 W Oklahoma 20, Kansas 0 Lawrence, Kan. -
11/25/44 L Oklahoma State 28, Oklahoma 6 Oklahoma City -
12/02/44 W Oklahoma 31, Nebraska 12 Oklahoma City -
1945 Season / 5-5 Overall / 4-1 Big 6
Date Score Location Att.
09/22/45 W OU 21, Hondo Army Air Field 6 Hondo, Texas -
09/29/45 W Oklahoma 20, Nebraska 0 Lincoln, Neb. -
10/06/45 L Texas A&M 19, Oklahoma 14 Norman -
10/13/45 L (10) Texas 12, Oklahoma 7 Dallas, Texas 45,000
10/20/45 W Oklahoma 39, Kansas 7 Norman 13,000
10/27/45 W Oklahoma 41, Kansas State 13 Manhattan, Kan. -
11/03/45 L TCU 13, (14) Oklahoma 7 Norman -
11/10/45 W Oklahoma 14, Iowa State 7 Norman -
11/17/45 L Missouri 14, (14) Oklahoma 6 Columbia, Mo. -
11/24/45 L (6) Oklahoma State 47, Oklahoma 0 Norman 33,000
1946 Season / 8-3 Overall / 4-1 Big 6
Date Score Location Att.
09/28/46 L Army 21, Oklahoma 7 West Point, N.Y. 25,500
10/05/46 W Oklahoma 10, Texas A&M 7 Norman -
10/12/46 L (1) Texas 20, Oklahoma 13 Dallas, Texas -
10/19/46 W (13) Oklahoma 28, Kansas State 7 Norman -
10/26/46 W (14) Oklahoma 63, Iowa State 0 Ames, Iowa -
11/02/46 W (14) Oklahoma 14, TCU 12 Fort Worth, Texas -
11/09/46 L Kansas 16, (16) Oklahoma 13 Lawrence, Kan. -
11/16/46 W Oklahoma 27, Missouri 6 Norman 33,431
11/23/46 W (18) Oklahoma 27, Nebraska 6 Norman -
11/30/46 W (17) Oklahoma 73, Okla. State 12 Stillwater, Okla. -
01/01/47 W (14) OU 34, (18) N.C. State 13 Jacksonville, Fla. (Gator
1947 Season / 7-2-1 Overall / 4-0-1 Big 6
Date Score Location Att.
09/27/47 W Oklahoma 24, Detroit 20 Detroit, Mich. -
10/04/47 W Oklahoma 26, Texas A&M 14 Norman 29,431
10/11/47 L (3) Texas 34, (15) Oklahoma 14 Dallas, Texas 47,311
10/18/47 - Oklahoma 13, Kansas 13 Norman 34,547
10/25/47 L TCU 20, Oklahoma 7 Norman 27,957
11/01/47 W Oklahoma 27, Iowa State 9 Norman 23,058
11/08/47 W Oklahoma 27, Kansas State 13 Manhattan, Kan. -
11/15/47 W Oklahoma 21, (17) Missouri 12 Columbia, Mo. 39,297
11/22/47 W Oklahoma 14, Nebraska 13 Lincoln, Neb. 25,000
11/29/47 W (20) Oklahoma 21, Okla. State 13 Norman 33,945
1948 Season / 10-1 Overall / 5-0 Big 7
Date Score Location Att.
09/25/48 L Santa Clara 20, Oklahoma 17 San Francisco, Calif. -
10/02/48 W Oklahoma 42, Texas A&M 14 Norman -
10/09/48 W Oklahoma 20, Texas 14 Dallas, Texas 70,345
10/16/48 W (20) Oklahoma 42, Kansas State 0 Norman -
10/23/48 W (18) Oklahoma 21, TCU 18 Fort Worth, Texas -
10/30/48 W (16) Oklahoma 33, Iowa State 6 Ames, Iowa -
11/06/48 W (15) Oklahoma 41, (9) Missouri 7 Norman 39,297
11/13/48 W (9) Oklahoma 41, Nebraska 14 Norman -
11/20/48 W (8) Oklahoma 60, Kansas 7 Lawrence, Kan. -
11/27/48 W (6) Oklahoma 19, Okla.State 15 Stillwater, Okla. -
01/01/49 W (5) Oklahoma 14, (3) N. Carolina 6 New Orleans, La. (Sugar
1949 Season / 11-0 Overall / 5-0 Big 7
Date Score Location Att.
09/23/49 W Oklahoma 46, Boston College 0 Boston, Mass. 36,241
10/01/49 W Oklahoma 33, Texas A&M 13 Norman 34,658
10/08/49 W (3) Oklahoma 20, (12) Texas 14 Dallas, Texas 75,347
10/15/49 W (3) Oklahoma 48, Kansas 26 Norman 37,660
10/22/49 W (4) Oklahoma 48, Nebraska 0 Lincoln, Neb. 39,000
10/29/49 W (3) Oklahoma 34, Iowa State 7 Norman 38,149
11/05/49 W (3) Oklahoma 39, Kansas State 0 Manhattan, Kan. 18,500
11/12/49 W (3) Oklahoma 27, Missouri 7 Columbia, Mo. 37,152
11/19/49 W (2) OU 28, (19) Santa Clara 21 Norman 60,145
11/26/49 W (3) Oklahoma 41, Oklahoma State 0 Norman 47,937
01/01/50 W (2) Oklahoma 35, (9) LSU 0 New Orleans, La. (Sugar Bowl)
1950 Season / 10-1 Overall / 6-0 Big 7
Date Score Location Att.
09/30/50 W (6) Oklahoma 28, Boston College 0 Norman 36,049
10/07/50 W (5) Oklahoma 34, Texas A&M 28 Norman 36,586
10/14/50 W (3) Oklahoma 14, (4) Texas 13 Dallas, Texas 75,959
10/21/50 W (2) Oklahoma 58, Kansas State 0 Norman 38,546
10/28/50 W (3) Oklahoma 20, Iowa State 7 Ames, Iowa 16,883
11/04/50 W (3) Oklahoma 27, Colorado 18 Boulder, Colo. 30,001
11/11/50 W (3) Oklahoma 33, (19) Kansas 14 Lawrence, Kan. 37,621
11/18/50 W (2) Oklahoma 41, Missouri 7 Norman 46,463
11/25/50 W (1) Oklahoma 49, (16) Nebraska 35 Norman 53,066
12/02/50 W (1) Oklahoma 41, Okla. State 14 Stillwater, Okla. 28,530
01/01/51 L (7) Kentucky 13, (1) Oklahoma 7 New Orleans, La. (Sugar B
1951 Season / 8-2 Overall / 6-0 Big 7
Date Score Location Att.
09/29/51 W (4) Oklahoma 49, William & Mary 7 Norman 39,184
10/06/51 L (10) Texas A&M 14, (4) Oklahoma 7 College Station, Tex
10/13/51 L (6) Texas 9, (11) Oklahoma 7 Dallas, Texas 75,080
10/20/51 W (19) Oklahoma 33, Kansas 21 Norman 44,462
10/27/51 W Oklahoma 55, Colorado 14 Norman 46,686
11/03/51 W (17) Oklahoma 33, Kansas State 0 Manhattan, Kan. 11,248
11/10/51 W (14) Oklahoma 34, Missouri 20 Columbia, Mo. 23,198
11/17/51 W (12) Oklahoma 35, Iowa State 6 Norman 34,761
11/24/51 W (12) Oklahoma 27, Nebraska 0 Lincoln, Neb. 33,698
12/01/51 W (10) Oklahoma 41, Okla.State 6 Norman 33,103
1952 Season / 8-1-1 Overall / 5-0-1 Big 7
Date Score Location Att.
09/27/52 - (4) Oklahoma 21, Colorado 21 Boulder, Colo. 30,569
10/04/52 W (20) Oklahoma 49, Pittsburgh 20 Norman 37,716
10/11/52 W (12) Oklahoma 49, Texas 20 Dallas, Texas 75,504
10/18/52 W (6) Oklahoma 42, (8) Kansas 20 Lawrence, Kan. 37,946
10/25/52 W (3) Oklahoma 49, Kansas State 6 Norman 38,168
11/01/52 W (3) Oklahoma 41, Iowa State 0 Ames, Iowa 9,619
11/08/52 L (10) Notre Dame 27, (4) Oklahoma 21 South Bend, Ind.
11/15/52 W (8) Oklahoma 47, Missouri 7 Norman 43,393
11/22/52 W (5) Oklahoma 34, Nebraska 13 Norman 42,489
11/29/52 W (4) Oklahoma 54, Oklahoma State 7 Stillwater, Okla. 21,408
1953 Season / 9-1-1 Overall / 6-0 Big 7
Date Score Location Att.
09/26/53 L (1) Notre Dame 28, (6) Oklahoma 21 Norman 59,461
10/03/53 - (8) Oklahoma 7, Pittsburgh 7 Pittsburgh, Pa. 28,152
10/10/53 W (16) Oklahoma 19, (15) Texas 14 Dallas, Texas 75,504
10/17/53 W (12) Oklahoma 45, Kansas 0 Norman 45,862
10/24/53 W (9) Oklahoma 27, Colorado 20 Norman 36,565
10/31/53 W (9) Oklahoma 34, Kansas State 0 Norman 23,822
11/07/53 W (8) Oklahoma 14, Missouri 7 Columbia, Mo. 30,020
11/14/53 W (6) Oklahoma 47, Iowa State 0 Norman 43,713
11/21/53 W (4) Oklahoma 30, Nebraska 7 Lincoln, Neb. 31,551
11/28/53 W (4) Oklahoma 42, Oklahoma State 7 Norman 50,524
01/01/54 W (4) Oklahoma 7, (1) Maryland 0 Miami, Fla. (Orange Bowl)
1954 Season / 10-0 Overall / 6-0 Big 7
Date Score Location Att.
09/13/54 W (2) Oklahoma 27, (12) California 13 Berkeley, Calif. 48,095
09/25/54 W (1) Oklahoma 21, (20) TCU 16 Norman 50,878
10/09/54 W (1) Oklahoma 14, (15) Texas 7 Dallas, Texas 76,204
10/16/54 W (1) Oklahoma 65, Kansas 0 Lawrence, Kan. 28,211
10/23/54 W (1) Oklahoma 21, Kansas State 0 Norman 46,356
10/30/54 W (2) Oklahoma 13, Colorado 6 Boulder, Colo. 31,247
11/06/54 W (3) Oklahoma 40, Iowa State 0 Ames, Iowa 10,209
11/13/54 W (3) Oklahoma 34, Missouri 13 Norman 54,173
11/20/54 W (3) Oklahoma 55, Nebraska 7 Norman 55,172
11/27/54 W (3) Oklahoma 14, Oklahoma State 0 Stillwater, Okla. 38,000
1955 Season / 11-0 Overall / 6-0 Big 7
Date Score Location Att.
09/24/55 W (3) Oklahoma 13, North Carolina 6 Chapel Hill, N.C. 26,638
10/01/55 W (5) Oklahoma 26, (12) Pittsburgh 14 Norman 56,907
10/08/55 W (3) Oklahoma 20, Texas 0 Dallas, Texas 75,504
10/15/55 W (3) Oklahoma 44, Kansas 6 Norman 39,789
10/22/55 W (3) Oklahoma 56, (14) Colorado 21 Norman 57,663
10/29/55 W (2) Oklahoma 40, Kansas State 7 Manhattan, Kan. 18,263
11/05/55 W (2) Oklahoma 20, Missouri 0 Columbia, Mo. 32,389
11/12/55 W (1) Oklahoma 52, Iowa State 0 Norman 46,455
11/19/55 W (1) Oklahoma 41, Nebraska 0 Lincoln, Neb. 36,576
11/26/55 W (1) Oklahoma 53, Oklahoma State 0 Norman 40,182
01/01/56 W (1) Oklahoma 20, (3) Maryland 6 Miami, Fla. (Orange Bowl)
1956 Season / 10-0 Overall / 6-0 Big 7
Date Score Location Att.
09/29/56 W (1) Oklahoma 36, North Carolina 0 Norman 57,559
10/06/56 W (1) Oklahoma 66, Kansas State 0 Norman 39,981
10/13/56 W (1) Oklahoma 45, Texas 0 Dallas, Texas 75,504
10/20/56 W (1) Oklahoma 34, Kansas 12 Lawrence, Kan. 30,129
10/27/56 W (2) Oklahoma 40, Notre Dame 0 South Bend, Ind. 60,128
11/03/56 W (1) Oklahoma 27, Colorado 19 Boulder, Colo. 46,563
11/10/56 W (1) Oklahoma 44, Iowa State 0 Ames, Iowa 11,409
11/17/56 W (2) Oklahoma 67, Missouri 14 Norman 57,647
11/24/56 W (1) Oklahoma 54, Nebraska 6 Norman 50,039
12/01/56 W (1) Oklahoma 53, Okla. State 0 Stillwater 36,500
1957 Season / 10-1 Overall / 6-0 Big 7
Date Score Location Att.
09/21/57 W (1) Oklahoma 26, (8) Pittsburgh 0 Pittsburgh, Pa. 59,025
10/05/57 W (1) Oklahoma 40, Iowa State 14 Norman 53,392
10/12/57 W (1) Oklahoma 21, Texas 7 Dallas, Texas 75,505
10/19/57 W (2) Oklahoma 47, Kansas 0 Norman 51,582
10/26/57 W (1) Oklahoma 14, Colorado 13 Norman 61,624
11/02/57 W (2) Oklahoma 13, Kansas State 0 Manhattan, Kan. 15,480
11/09/57 W (2) Oklahoma 39, (19) Missouri 14 Columbia, Mo. 39,018
11/16/57 L Notre Dame 7, (2) Oklahoma 0 Norman 63,170
11/23/57 W (6) Oklahoma 32, Nebraska 7 Lincoln, Neb. 29,844
11/30/57 W (5) Oklahoma 53, Oklahoma State 6 Norman 52,366
01/01/58 W (4) Oklahoma 48, (16) Duke 21 Miami, Fla. (Orange Bowl)
1958 Season / 10-1 Overall / 7-0 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/27/58 W (2) OU 47, (13) West Virginia 14 Norman 55,432
10/04/58 W (1) Oklahoma 6, Oregon 0 Norman 60,511
10/11/58 L (16) Texas 15, (2) Oklahoma 14 Dallas, Texas 75,780
10/18/58 W (11) Oklahoma 43, Kansas 0 Lawrence, Kan. 28,861
10/25/58 W (9) Oklahoma 40, Kansas State 6 Norman 47,743
11/01/58 W (7) Oklahoma 23, (9) Colorado 7 Boulder, Colo. 28,264
11/08/58 W (6) Oklahoma 20, Iowa State 0 Ames, Iowa 10,314
11/15/58 W (6) Oklahoma 39, Missouri 0 Norman 54,268
11/22/58 W (4) Oklahoma 40, Nebraska 7 Norman 44,740
11/29/58 W (3) Oklahoma 7, Oklahoma State 0 Stillwater, Okla. 37,014
01/01/59 W (5) Oklahoma 21, (9) Syracuse 6 Miami, Fla. (Orange Bowl)
1959 Season / 7-3 Overall / 6-1 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/26/59 L (10) Northwestern 45, (2) OU 13 Chicago, Ill. 50,010
10/03/59 W Oklahoma 42, Colorado 12 Norman, Okla. 53,745
10/10/59 L (4) Texas 19, (13) Oklahoma 12 Dallas, Texas 75,504
10/17/59 W Oklahoma 23, Missouri 0 Columbia, Mo. 38,561
10/24/59 W (18) Oklahoma 7, Kansas 6 Norman 51,013
10/31/59 L Nebraska 25, (19) Oklahoma 21 Lincoln, Neb. 32,703
11/07/59 W Oklahoma 36, Kansas State 0 Manhattan, Kan. 11,204
11/14/59 W Oklahoma 28, Army 20 Norman 62,472
11/21/59 W Oklahoma 35, Iowa State 12 Norman 46,529
11/28/59 W (17) Oklahoma 17, Oklahoma State 7 Norman 59,136
1960 Season / 3-6-1 Overall / 2-4-1 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/24/60 L (14) Northwestern 19, Oklahoma 3 Norman 61,289
10/01/60 W Oklahoma 15, Pittsburgh 14 Norman 48,835
10/08/60 L (15) Texas 24, Oklahoma 0 Dallas, Texas 76,059
10/15/60 - Oklahoma 13, (9) Kansas 13 Lawrence, Kan. 39,593
10/22/60 W Oklahoma 49, Kansas State 7 Norman 44,677
10/29/60 L Colorado 7, Oklahoma 0 Boulder, Colo. 45,281
11/05/60 L Iowa State 10, Oklahoma 6 Ames, Iowa 15,451
11/12/60 L (2) Missouri 41, Oklahoma 19 Norman 53,369
11/19/60 L Nebraska 17, Oklahoma 14 Norman 42,701
11/26/60 W Oklahoma 17, Oklahoma State 6 Stillwater, Okla. 32,381
1961 Season / 5-5 Overall / 4-3 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/30/61 L Notre Dame 19, Oklahoma 6 South Bend, Ind. 54,906
10/07/61 L Iowa State 21, Oklahoma 15 Norman 45,365
10/14/61 L (4) Texas 28, Oklahoma 7 Dallas, Texas 75,504
10/21/61 L Kansas 10, Oklahoma 0 Norman 54,794
10/28/61 L (10) Colorado 22, Oklahoma 14 Norman 45,117
11/04/61 W Oklahoma 17, Kansas State 6 Manhattan, Kan. 11,906
11/11/61 W Oklahoma 7, (10) Missouri 0 Columbia, Mo. 45,164
11/18/61 W Oklahoma 14, Army 8 New York, N.Y. 39,552
11/25/61 W Oklahoma 21, Nebraska 14 Lincoln, Neb. 26,139
12/02/61 W Oklahoma 21, Oklahoma State 13 Norman 52,598
1962 Season / 8-3 Overall / 7-0 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/22/62 W Oklahoma 7, Syracuse 3 Norman 54,600
09/29/62 L Notre Dame 13, Oklahoma 7 Norman 60,640
10/13/62 L (2) Texas 9, Oklahoma 6 Dallas, Texas 75,504
10/20/62 W Oklahoma 13, Kansas 7 Lawrence, Kan. 38,540
10/27/62 W Oklahoma 47, Kansas State 0 Norman 45,085
11/03/62 W Oklahoma 62, Colorado 0 Boulder, Colo. 27,871
11/10/62 W Oklahoma 41, Iowa State 0 Ames, Iowa 15,391
11/17/62 W Oklahoma 13, (6) Missouri 0 Norman 62,181
11/24/62 W (10) Oklahoma 34, Nebraska 6 Norman 58,768
12/01/62 W (8) Oklahoma 37, Oklahoma State 6 Stillwater, Okla. 35,727
01/01/63 L (5) Alabama 17, (8) Oklahoma 0 Miami, Fla. (Orange Bowl)
1963 Season / 8-2 Overall / 6-1 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/21/63 W (4) Oklahoma 31, Clemson 14 Norman 62,034
09/28/63 W (3) Oklahoma 17, (1) USC 12 Los Angeles, Calif. 52,245
10/12/63 L (2) Texas 28, (1) Oklahoma 7 Dallas, Texas 76,004
10/19/63 W (6) Oklahoma 21, Kansas 18 Norman 61,080
10/26/63 W (7) Oklahoma 34, Kansas State 9 Manhattan, Kan. 12,200
11/02/63 W (6) Oklahoma 35, Colorado 0 Norman 49,402
11/09/63 W (6) Oklahoma 24, Iowa State 14 Norman 51,688
11/16/63 W (5) Oklahoma 13, Missouri 3 Columbia, Mo. 50,711
11/23/63 L (10) Nebraska 29, (6) Oklahoma 20 Lincoln, Neb. 38,362
11/30/63 W (10) Oklahoma 34, Oklahoma State 10 Norman 50,678
1964 Season / 6-4-1 Overall / 5-1-1 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/19/64 W (2) Oklahoma 13, Maryland 3 College Park, Md. 35,709
09/26/64 L USC 40, (2) Oklahoma 14 Norman 62,579
10/10/64 L (1) Texas 28, Oklahoma 7 Dallas, Texas 75,504
10/17/64 L Kansas 15, Oklahoma 14 Lawrence, Kan. 42,130
10/24/64 W Oklahoma 44, Kansas State 0 Norman 46,708
10/31/64 W Oklahoma 14, Colorado 11 Boulder, Colo. 27,768
11/07/64 W Oklahoma 30, Iowa State 0 Norman 42,982
11/14/64 - Oklahoma 14, Missouri 14 Norman 51,090
11/21/64 W Oklahoma 17, (4) Nebraska 7 Norman 54,552
11/28/64 W Oklahoma 21, Oklahoma State 16 Stillwater, Okla. 36,987
01/02/65 L Florida State 36, Oklahoma 19 Jacksonville, Fla. (Gator
1965 Season / 3-7 Overall / 3-4 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/25/65 L Pittsburgh 13, Oklahoma 9 Pittsburgh, Pa. 24,651
10/02/65 L Navy 10, Oklahoma 0 Norman 56,148
10/09/65 L (1) Texas 19, Oklahoma 0 Dallas, Texas 75,342
10/16/65 W Oklahoma 21, Kansas 7 Norman 42,975
10/23/65 W Oklahoma 27, Kansas State 0 Manhattan, Kan. 13,832
10/30/65 L Colorado 13, Oklahoma 0 Norman 45,006
11/06/65 W Oklahoma 24, Iowa State 20 Norman 43,642
11/13/65 L (9) Missouri 30, Oklahoma 0 Columbia, Mo. 50,474
11/25/65 L (3) Nebraska 21, Oklahoma 9 Lincoln, Neb. 52,164
12/04/65 L Oklahoma State 17, Oklahoma 16 Norman 54,876
1966 Season / 6-4 Overall / 4-3 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/17/66 W Oklahoma 17, Oregon 0 Norman 48,590
09/24/66 W Oklahoma 33, Iowa State 11 Ames, Iowa 21,467
10/08/66 W Oklahoma 18, Texas 9 Dallas, Texas 75,504
10/15/66 W Oklahoma 35, Kansas 0 Lawrence, Kan. 37,252
10/22/66 L (1) Notre Dame 38, (10) Oklahoma 0 Norman 62,626
10/29/66 L Colorado 24, Oklahoma 21 Boulder, Colo. 35,738
11/05/66 W Oklahoma 37, Kansas State 6 Norman 44,792
11/12/66 L Missouri 10, Oklahoma 7 Norman 55,585
11/24/66 W Oklahoma 10, (4) Nebraska 9 Norman 42,884
12/03/66 L Oklahoma State 15, Oklahoma 14 Stillwater, Okla. 36,581
1967 Season / 10-1 Overall / 7-0 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/23/67 W Oklahoma 21, Washington State 0 Norman 47,270
09/30/67 W Oklahoma 35, Maryland 0 Norman 46,215
10/14/67 L Texas 9, Oklahoma 7 Dallas, Texas 75,504
10/21/67 W Oklahoma 46, Kansas State 7 Manhattan, Kan. 17,375
10/28/67 W Oklahoma 7, Missouri 0 Columbia, Mo. 55,445
11/04/67 W Oklahoma 23, (9) Colorado 0 Norman 61,106
11/11/67 W (8) Oklahoma 52, Iowa State 14 Ames, Iowa 18,331
11/18/67 W (7) Oklahoma 14, Kansas 10 Norman 57,649
11/23/67 W (5) Oklahoma 21, Nebraska 14 Lincoln, Neb. 59,154
12/02/67 W (3) Oklahoma 38, Okla. State 14 Norman 62,038
01/01/68 W (3) Oklahoma 26, (2) Tennessee 24 Miami Fla. (Orange Bowl)
1968 Season / 7-4 Overall / 6-1 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/21/68 L (3) Notre Dame 45, (5) Oklahoma 21 South Bend, Ind. 58,821
09/28/68 W Oklahoma 28, N.C. State 14 Norman 53,349
10/12/68 L Texas 26, Oklahoma 20 Dallas, Texas 71,837
10/19/68 W Oklahoma 42, Iowa State 7 Norman 46,960
10/26/68 L Colorado 41, Oklahoma 27 Boulder, Colo. 45,804
11/02/68 W Oklahoma 35, Kansas State 20 Norman 43,782
11/09/68 W Oklahoma 27, (3) Kansas 23 Lawrence, Kan. 50,658
11/16/68 W Oklahoma 28, (6) Missouri 14 Norman 60,632
11/23/68 W (14) Oklahoma 47, Nebraska 0 Norman 46,011
11/30/68 W (11) Oklahoma 41, Okla. State 7 Stillwater, Okla. 38,515
12/31/68 L (20) SMU 28, (10) Oklahoma 27 Houston, Texas (Bluebonnet
1969 Season / 6-4 Overall / 4-3 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/20/69 W (6) Oklahoma 48, Wisconsin 21 Madison, Wisc. 46,130
09/27/69 W (6) Oklahoma 37, Pittsburgh 8 Norman 54,576
10/11/69 L (2) Texas 27, (8) Oklahoma 17 Dallas, Texas 72,032
10/18/69 W (12) Oklahoma 42, Colorado 30 Norman 60,524
10/25/69 L (18) Kansas State 59, (11) OU 21 Manhattan, Kan. 35,615
11/01/69 W Oklahoma 37, Iowa State 14 Norman 53,811
11/08/69 L (9) Missouri 44, (20) Oklahoma 10 Columbia, Mo. 60,378
11/15/69 W Oklahoma 31, Kansas 15 Norman 56,462
11/22/69 L (16) Nebraska 44, Oklahoma 14 Norman 52,367
11/29/69 W Oklahoma 28, Oklahoma State 27 Stillwater, Okla. 41,315
1970 Season / 7-4-1 Overall / 5-2 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/12/70 W (20) Oklahoma 28, SMU 11 Dallas, Texas 51,909
09/19/70 W (18) Oklahoma 21, Wisconsin 7 Norman 58,100
09/26/70 L Oregon State 23, (14) Oklahoma 14 Norman 54,700
10/10/70 L (2) Texas 41, Oklahoma 9 Dallas, Texas 71,938
10/17/70 W Oklahoma 23, (13) Colorado 15 Boulder, Colo. 47,700
10/24/70 L Kansas State 19, Oklahoma 14 Norman 60,800
10/31/70 W Oklahoma 29, Iowa State 28 Ames, Iowa 27,000
11/07/70 W Oklahoma 28, Missouri 13 Norman 54,750
11/14/70 W Oklahoma 28, Kansas 24 Lawrence, Kan. 38,200
11/21/70 L (3) Nebraska 28, Oklahoma 21 Lincoln, Neb. 67,392
11/28/70 W Oklahoma 66, Oklahoma State 6 Norman 60,300
12/31/70 - (20) Oklahoma 24, Alabama 24 Houston, Texas (Bluebonnet
1971 Season / 11-1 Overall / 6-1 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/18/71 W (10) Oklahoma 30, SMU 0 Norman 53,545
09/25/71 W (11) Oklahoma 55, Pittsburgh 29 Pittsburgh, Pa. 34,916
10/02/71 W (8) Oklahoma 33, (17) USC 20 Norman 62,351
10/09/71 W (8) Oklahoma 48, (3) Texas 27 Dallas, Texas 72,032
10/16/71 W (2) Oklahoma 45, (6) Colorado 17 Norman 62,501
10/23/71 W (2) Oklahoma 75, Kansas State 28 Manhattan, Kan. 37,198
10/30/71 W (2) Oklahoma 43, Iowa State 12 Norman 60,477
11/06/71 W (2) Oklahoma 20, Missouri 3 Columbia, Mo. 55,098
11/13/71 W (2) Oklahoma 56, Kansas 10 Norman 54,347
11/25/71 L (1) Nebraska 35, (2) Oklahoma 31 Norman 62,884
12/04/71 W (3) Oklahoma 58, Oklahoma State 14 Stillwater, Okla.
01/01/72 W (3) Oklahoma 40, (5) Auburn 22 New Orleans, La. (Sugar Bo
1972 Season / 11-1 Overall / 6-1 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/16/72 W (4) Oklahoma 49, Utah State 0 Norman 62,546
09/23/72 W (2) Oklahoma 68, Oregon 3 Norman 62,240
09/30/72 W (2) Oklahoma 52, Clemson 3 Norman 61,210
10/14/72 W (2) Oklahoma 27, (10) Texas 0 Dallas, Texas 72,032
10/21/72 L (9) Colorado 20, (2) Oklahoma 14 Boulder, Colo. 52,022
10/28/72 W (8) Oklahoma 52, Kansas State 0 Norman 61,451
11/04/72 W (7) Oklahoma 20, (14) Iowa State 6 Ames, Iowa 36,321
11/11/72 W (7) Oklahoma 17, (14) Missouri 6 Norman 62,267
11/18/72 W (4) Oklahoma 31, Kansas 7 Lawrence, Kan. 43,500
11/23/72 W (4) Oklahoma 17, (5) Nebraska 14 Lincoln, Neb. 76,587
12/02/72 W (3) Oklahoma 38, (20) Okla. State 15 Norman 62,363
12/31/72 W (2) Oklahoma 14, (5) Penn State 0 New Orleans, La. (Sugar B
1973 Season / 10-0-1 / 7-0 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/15/73 W (11) Oklahoma 42, Baylor 14 Waco, Texas 41,573
09/29/73 - (8) Oklahoma 7, (1) USC 7 Los Angeles, Calif. 83,986
10/06/73 W (6) Oklahoma 24, (17) Miami 20 Norman 62,040
10/13/73 W (6) Oklahoma 52, (13) Texas 13 Dallas, Texas 72,032
10/20/73 W (3) Oklahoma 34, (16) Colorado 7 Norman 62,580
10/27/73 W (3) Oklahoma 56, Kansas State 14 Manhattan, Kan. 29,523
11/03/73 W (3) Oklahoma 34, Iowa State 17 Norman 61,876
11/10/73 W (3) Oklahoma 31, (10) Missouri 3 Columbia, Mo. 65,515
11/17/73 W (3) Oklahoma 48, (18) Kansas 20 Norman 60,961
11/23/73 W (3) Oklahoma 27, (10) Nebraska 0 Norman 62,257
12/01/73 W (2) Oklahoma 45, Oklahoma State 18 Stillwater, Okla.
1974 Season / 11-0 Overall / 7-0 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/14/74 W (1) Oklahoma 28, Baylor 11 Norman 62,375
09/28/74 W (3) Oklahoma 72, Utah State 3 Norman 62,065
10/05/74 W (2) Oklahoma 63, Wake Forest 0 Norman 61,191
10/12/74 W (2) Oklahoma 16, (17) Texas 13 Dallas, Texas 72,032
10/19/74 W (2) Oklahoma 49, Colorado 14 Boulder, Colo. 48,447
10/26/74 W (2) Oklahoma 63, Kansas State 0 Norman 62,460
11/02/74 W (2) Oklahoma 28, Iowa State 10 Ames, Iowa 33,580
11/09/74 W (2) Oklahoma 37, Missouri 0 Norman 62,600
11/16/74 W (1) Oklahoma 45, Kansas 14 Lawrence, Kan. 42,474
11/23/74 W (1) Oklahoma 28, (6) Nebraska 14 Lincoln, Neb. 74,504
11/30/74 W (1) Oklahoma 44, Oklahoma State 13 Norman 62,619
1975 Season / 11-1 Overall / 6-1 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/13/75 W (1) Oklahoma 62, Oregon 7 Norman 70,213
09/20/75 W (1) Oklahoma 46, (15) Pittsburgh 10 Norman 71,030
09/26/75 W (1) Oklahoma 20, Miami 17 Miami, Fla. 39,020
10/04/75 W (1) Oklahoma 21, (19) Colorado 20 Norman 71,118
10/11/75 W (2) Oklahoma 24, (5) Texas 17 Dallas, Texas 72,032
10/18/75 W (2) Oklahoma 25, Kansas State 3 Manhattan, Kan. 33,196
10/25/75 W (2) Oklahoma 39, Iowa State 7 Norman 70,879
11/01/75 W (2) Oklahoma 27, (19) Okla. State 7 Stillwater, Okla. 49,358
11/08/75 L Kansas 23, (2) Oklahoma 3 Norman 70,922
11/15/75 W (6) Oklahoma 28, (18) Missouri 27 Columbia, Mo. 67,518
11/22/75 W (7) Oklahoma 35, (2) Nebraska 10 Norman 71,952
01/01/76 W (3) Oklahoma 14, (5) Michigan 6 Miami, Fla. (Orange Bowl)
1976 Season / 9-2-1 Overall / 5-2 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/11/76 W (5) Oklahoma 24, Vanderbilt 3 Nashville, Tenn. 34,171
09/18/76 W (4) Oklahoma 28, California 17 Norman 72,026
09/25/76 W (4) Oklahoma 24, Florida State 9 Norman 71,343
10/02/76 W (3) Oklahoma 24, Iowa State 10 Ames, Iowa 47,186
10/09/76 - (3) Oklahoma 6, (16) Texas 6 Dallas, Texas 72,032
10/16/76 W (6) Oklahoma 28, (15) Kansas 10 Lawrence, Kan. 49,085
10/23/76 L Oklahoma State 31, (5) Oklahoma 24 Norman 72,041
10/30/76 L (19) Colorado 42, (13) Oklahoma 31 Boulder, Colo. 52,000
11/06/76 W (17) Oklahoma 49, Kansas State 20 Norman 70,987
11/13/76 W (14) Oklahoma 27, (11) Missouri 20 Norman 71,620
11/26/76 W (8) Oklahoma 20, (10) Nebraska 17 Lincoln, Neb. 74,284
12/25/76 W (8) Oklahoma 41, Wyoming 7 Tempe, Ariz. (Fiesta Bowl)
1977 Season / 10-2 Overall / 7-0 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/10/77 W (1) Oklahoma 25, Vanderbilt 23 Norman 71,184
09/17/77 W (5) Oklahoma 62, Utah 24 Norman 71,184
09/24/77 W (3) Oklahoma 29, (4) Ohio State 28 Columbus, Ohio 88,119
10/01/77 W (1) Oklahoma 24, Kansas 9 Norman 71,184
10/08/77 L (5) Texas 13, (2) Oklahoma 6 Dallas, Texas 72,032
10/15/77 W (7) Oklahoma 21, Missouri 17 Columbia, Mo. 63,774
10/22/77 W (6) Oklahoma 35, (16) Iowa State 16 Norman 71,184
10/29/77 W (4) Oklahoma 42, Kansas State 7 Manhattan, Kan. 25,600
11/05/77 W (3) Oklahoma 61, Okla. State 28 Stillwater, Okla. 50,088
11/12/77 W (3) Oklahoma 52, Colorado 14 Norman 71,184
11/25/77 W (3) Oklahoma 38, (11) Nebraska 7 Norman 71,184
01/01/78 L (6) Arkansas 31, (2) Oklahoma 6 Miami, Fla. (Orange Bowl)
1978 Season / 11-1 Overall / 6-1 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/09/78 W (4) Oklahoma 35, Stanford 29 Palo Alto, Calif. 58,883
09/16/78 W (3) Oklahoma 52, West Virginia 10 Norman 71,885
09/23/78 W (3) Oklahoma 66, Rice 7 Norman 71,774
09/30/78 W (1) Oklahoma 45, (14) Missouri 23 Norman 72,371
10/07/78 W (1) Oklahoma 31, (6) Texas 10 Dallas, Texas 72,032
10/14/78 W (1) Oklahoma 17, Kansas 16 Lawrence, Kan. 44,450
10/21/78 W (1) Oklahoma 34, Iowa State 6 Ames, Iowa 49,862
10/28/78 W (1) Oklahoma 56, Kansas State 19 Norman 72,105
11/04/78 W (1) Oklahoma 28, Colorado 7 Boulder, Colo. 52,506
11/11/78 L (4) Nebraska 17, (1) Oklahoma 14 Lincoln, Neb. 74,657
11/18/78 W (4) Oklahoma 62, Oklahoma State 7 Norman 72,339
01/01/79 W (4) Oklahoma 31, (6) Nebraska 24 Miami, Fla. (Orange Bowl)
1979 Season / 11-1 Overall / 7-0 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/15/79 W (3) Oklahoma 21, Iowa 6 Norman 72,531
09/22/79 W (3) Oklahoma 49, Tulsa 13 Norman 72,451
09/29/79 W (3) Oklahoma 63, Rice 21 Houston, Texas 30,442
10/06/79 W (3) Oklahoma 49, Colorado 24 Norman 72,512
10/13/79 L (4) Texas 16, (3) Oklahoma 7 Dallas, Texas 72,032
10/20/79 W (8) Oklahoma 38, Kansas State 6 Manhattan, Kan. 27,757
10/27/79 W (7) Oklahoma 38, Iowa State 9 Norman 72,069
11/03/79 W (7) Oklahoma 38, Oklahoma State 7 Stillwater, Okla. 51,453
11/10/79 W (6) Oklahoma 38, Kansas 0 Norman 71,882
11/17/79 W (7) Oklahoma 24, Missouri 22 Columbia, Mo. 69,973
11/24/79 W (8) Oklahoma 17, (3) Nebraska 14 Norman 72,516
01/01/80 W (5) Oklahoma 24, (4) Florida State 7 Miami, Fla. (Orange
1980 Season / 10-2 Overall / 7-0 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/13/80 W (4) Oklahoma 29, Kentucky 7 Norman 75,668
09/27/80 L Stanford 31, (4) Oklahoma 14 Norman 75,811
10/04/80 W (12) Oklahoma 82, Colorado 42 Boulder, Colo. 46,980
10/11/80 L (3) Texas 20, (12) Oklahoma 13 Dallas, Texas 72,032
10/18/80 W (17) Oklahoma 35, Kansas State 21 Norman 74,638
10/25/80 W (17) Oklahoma 42, Iowa State 7 Ames, Iowa 50,978
11/01/80 W (16) Oklahoma 41, (6) N. Carolina 7 Norman 75,738
11/08/80 W (11) Oklahoma 21, Kansas 19 Lawrence, Kan. 34,482
11/15/80 W (10) Oklahoma 17, Missouri 7 Norman 75,325
11/22/80 W (9) Oklahoma 21, (4) Nebraska 17 Lincoln, Neb. 74,684
11/29/80 W (6) Oklahoma 63, Oklahoma State 14 Norman 75,681
01/01/81 W (4) Oklahoma 18, (2) Florida State 17 Miami, Fla. (Orange
1981 Season / 7-4-1 Overall / 4-2-1 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/12/81 W (3) Oklahoma 37, Wyoming 20 Norman 75,920
09/26/81 L (1) USC 28, (2) Oklahoma 24 Los Angeles, Calif. 85,651
10/03/81 - (5) Oklahoma 7, (20) Iowa State 7 Norman, Okla. 76,385
10/10/81 L (3) Texas 34, (10) Oklahoma 14 Dallas, Texas 75,587
10/17/81 W Oklahoma 45, Kansas 7 Norman 75,644
10/24/81 W Oklahoma 42, Oregon State 3 Norman 75,658
10/31/81 W (19) Oklahoma 49, Colorado 0 Norman 75,638
11/07/81 W (17 Oklahoma 28, Kansas State 21 Manhattan, Kan. 33,200
11/14/81 L Missouri 19, (15) Oklahoma 14 Columbia, Mo. 67,364
11/21/81 L (5) Nebraska 37, Oklahoma 14 Norman 75,833
11/28/81 W Oklahoma 27, Oklahoma State 3 Stillwater, Okla. 51,100
12/26/81 W Oklahoma 40, Houston 14 El Paso, Texas (Sun Bowl) 33,816
1982 Season / 8-4 Overall / 6-1 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/11/82 L West Virginia 41, (9) OU 27 Norman 75,992
09/18/82 W Oklahoma 29, Kentucky 8 Lexington, Ken. 57,369
09/25/82 L (18) USC 12, Oklahoma 0 Norman 76,758
10/02/82 W Oklahoma 13, Iowa State 3 Ames, Iowa 52,770
10/09/82 W Oklahoma 28, (13) Texas 22 Dallas, Texas 75,587
10/16/82 W Oklahoma 38, Kansas 14 Lawrence, Kan. 36,230
10/23/82 W (20) Oklahoma 27, Okla. State 9 Norman 76,406
10/30/82 W (17) Oklahoma 45, Colorado 10 Boulder, Colo. 43,908
11/06/82 W (14) Oklahoma 24, Kansas State 10 Norman 76,129
11/13/82 W (15) Oklahoma 41, Missouri 14 Norman 75,960
11/26/82 L (3) Nebraska 28, (11) Oklahoma 24 Lincoln, Neb. 76,398
01/01/83 L (11) Ariz. State 32, (12) OU 21 Tempe, Ariz. (Fiesta Bowl)
1983 Season / 8-4 Overall / 5-2 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/10/83 W (2) Oklahoma 27, Stanford 14 Palo Alto, Calif. 62,778
09/17/83 L (6) Ohio State 24, (2) Oklahoma 14 Norman 76,520
09/24/83 W (8) Oklahoma 28, Tulsa 18 Norman 75,500
10/01/83 W (9) Oklahoma 29, Kansas State 10 Manhattan, Kan. 35,800
10/08/83 L (2) Texas 28, (8) Oklahoma 16 Dallas, Texas 75,587
10/15/83 W (15) Oklahoma 21, Okla. State 20 Stillwater, Okla. 50,440
10/22/83 W (16) Oklahoma 49, Iowa State 11 Norman 75,008
10/29/83 W (14) Oklahoma 45, Kansas 14 Norman 75,008
11/05/83 L Missouri 10, (11) Oklahoma 0 Columbia, Mo. 57,133
11/12/83 W Oklahoma 41, Colorado 28 Norman 75,008
11/26/83 L (1) Nebraska 28, Oklahoma 21 Norman 76,565
12/03/83 W Oklahoma 21, Hawaii 17 Honolulu, Hawaii 45,143
1984 Season / 9-2-1 Overall / 6-1 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/08/84 W (16) Oklahoma 19, Stanford 7 Norman 73,417
09/15/84 W (15) Oklahoma 42, (17) Pittsburgh 10 Pittsburgh, Pa.
09/22/84 W (11) Oklahoma 34, Baylor 15 Norman 75,018
09/29/84 W (7) Oklahoma 24, Kansas State 6 Norman 72,017
10/13/84 - (3) Oklahoma 15, (1) Texas 15 Dallas, Texas 75,587
10/20/84 W (2) Oklahoma 12, Iowa State 10 Ames, Iowa 48,509
10/27/84 L (2) Kansas 28, Oklahoma 11 Lawrence, Kan. 27,460
11/03/84 W (10) Oklahoma 49, Missouri 7 Norman 75,357
11/10/84 W (9) Oklahoma 42, Colorado 17 Boulder, Colo. 34,673
11/17/84 W (6) Oklahoma 17, (1) Nebraska 7 Lincoln, Neb. 76,323
11/24/84 W (2) Oklahoma 24, (3) Okla. State 14 Norman 76,198
01/01/85 L (4) Washington 28, (2) Oklahoma 17 Miami, Fla. (Orange
1985 Season / 11-1 Overall / 7-0 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/28/85 W (2) Oklahoma 13, Minnesota 7 Minneapolis, Minn. 62,446
10/05/85 W (2) Oklahoma 41, Kansas State 6 Manhattan, Kan. 23,500
10/12/85 W (2) Oklahoma 14, (17) Texas 7 Dallas, Texas 75,587
10/19/85 L Miami 27, (3) Oklahoma 14 Norman 73,102
10/26/85 W (10) Oklahoma 59, Iowa State 14 Norman 70,124
11/02/85 W (9) Oklahoma 48, Kansas 6 Norman 74,726
11/09/85 W (7) Oklahoma 51, Missouri 6 Columbia, Mo. 50,321
11/16/85 W (7) Oklahoma 31, Colorado 0 Norman 73,611
11/23/85 W (5) Oklahoma 27, (2) Nebraska 7 Norman 75,554
11/30/85 W (3) Oklahoma 13, (17) Okla. State 0 Stillwater, Okla. 44,000
12/07/85 W (4) Oklahoma 35, SMU 13 Norman 72,046
01/01/86 W (3) Oklahoma 25, (1) Penn State 10 Miami, Fla. (Orange Bowl)
1986 Season / 11-1 Overall / 7-0 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/06/86 W (1) Oklahoma 38, (4) UCLA 3 Norman 75,684
09/20/86 W (1) Oklahoma 63, Minnesota 0 Norman 75,463
09/27/86 L (2) Miami 28, (1) Oklahoma 16 Miami, Fla. 71,451
10/04/86 W (6) Oklahoma 56, Kansas State 10 Norman 74,284
10/11/86 W (6) Oklahoma 47, Texas 12 Dallas, Texas 75,587
10/18/86 W (5) Oklahoma 19, Oklahoma State 0 Norman 76,022
10/25/86 W (5) Oklahoma 38, Iowa State 0 Ames, Iowa 43,190
11/01/86 W (4) Oklahoma 64, Kansas 3 Lawrence, Kan. 38,500
11/08/86 W (4) Oklahoma 77, Missouri 0 Norman 75,480
11/15/86 W (4) Oklahoma 28, Colorado 0 Boulder, Colo. 52,702
11/22/86 W (3) Oklahoma 20, (5) Nebraska 17 Lincoln, Neb. 76,198
01/01/87 W (3) Oklahoma 42, (9) Arkansas 8 Miami, Fla. (Orange Bowl)
1987 Season / 11-1 Overall / 7-0 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/05/87 W (1) Oklahoma 69, North Texas 14 Norman 75,004
09/12/87 W (1) Oklahoma 28, North Carolina 0 Norman 75,004
09/26/87 W (1) Oklahoma 65, Tulsa 0 Tulsa, Okla. 47,350
10/03/87 W (1) Oklahoma 56, Iowa State 3 Ames, Iowa 36,050
10/10/87 W (1) Oklahoma 44, Texas 9 Dallas, Texas 75,587
10/17/87 W (1) Oklahoma 59, Kansas State 10 Manhattan, Kan. 27,200
10/24/87 W (1) Oklahoma 24, Colorado 6 Norman 75,004
10/31/87 W (1) Oklahoma 71, Kansas 10 Lawrence, Kan. 23,500
11/07/87 W (1) Oklahoma 29, (12) Okla. State 10 Norman 75,004
11/14/87 W (1) Oklahoma 17, Missouri 13 Norman 75,004
11/21/87 W (2) Oklahoma 17, (1) Nebraska 7 Lincoln, Neb. 76,663
01/01/88 L (2) Miami 20, (1) Oklahoma 14 Miami, Fla. (Orange Bowl)
1988 Season / 9-3 Overall / 6-1 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/10/88 W (4) Oklahoma 28, North Carolina 0 Chapel Hill, N.C. 53,675
09/17/88 W (4) Oklahoma 28, Arizona 10 Norman 75,004
09/24/88 L (5) USC 23, (3) Oklahoma 7 Los Angeles, Calif. 86,124
10/01/88 W (10) Oklahoma 35, Iowa State 7 Norman 75,004
10/08/88 W (10) Oklahoma 28, Texas 13 Dallas, Texas 75,587
10/15/88 W (9) Oklahoma 70, Kansas State 24 Norman 73,800
10/22/88 W (8) Oklahoma 17, Colorado 14 Boulder, Colo. 49,716
10/29/88 W (8) Oklahoma 63, Kansas 14 Norman 74,004
11/05/88 W (8) Oklahoma 31, (12) Okla. State 28 Stillwater, Okla.
11/12/88 W (8) Oklahoma 16, Missouri 7 Columbia, Mo. 40,704
11/19/88 L (7) Nebraska 7, (9) Oklahoma 3 Norman 75,004
01/02/89 L (13) Clemson 13, (10) Oklahoma 6 Orlando, Fla. (Citrus Bowl)
1989 Season / 7-4 Overall / 5-2 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/02/89 W (15) Oklahoma 73, New Mexico State 3 Norman 73,250
09/09/89 W (8) Oklahoma 33, Baylor 7 Norman 74,600
09/16/89 L Arizona 6, (6) Oklahoma 3 Tucson, Ariz. 50,931
09/30/89 W (16) Oklahoma 45, Kansas 6 Lawrence, Kan. 44,500
10/07/89 W (16) Oklahoma 37, Oklahoma State 15 Norman 74,610
10/14/89 L Texas 28, (15) Oklahoma 24 Dallas, Texas 75,587
10/21/89 W (25) Oklahoma 43, Iowa State 40 Ames, Iowa 40,812
10/28/89 L (3) Colorado 20, Oklahoma 3 Norman 75,004
11/04/89 W Oklahoma 52, Missouri 14 Norman 72,300
11/11/89 W Oklahoma 42, Kansas State 19 Norman 71,000
11/18/89 L (6) Nebraska 42, Oklahoma 25 Lincoln, Neb. 76,404
1990 Season / 8-3 Overall / 5-2 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/08/90 W (23) OU 34, (19) UCLA 14 Pasadena, Calif. 50,068
09/15/90 W (14) Oklahoma 52, (13) Pittsburgh 10 Norman 71,117
09/22/90 W (11) Oklahoma 52, Tulsa 10 Norman 70,235
09/29/90 W (9) Oklahoma 31, Kansas 17 Norman 70,095
10/06/90 W (7) Oklahoma 31, Okla. State 17 Stillwater, Okla. 49,800
10/13/90 L Texas 14, (4) Oklahoma 13 Dallas, Texas 75,587
10/20/90 L Iowa State 33, (16) Oklahoma 31 Norman 69,112
10/27/90 L (10) Colorado 32, (22) OU 23 Boulder, Colo. 51,967
11/03/90 W Oklahoma 55, Missouri 10 Columbia, Mo. 40,902
11/10/90 W Oklahoma 34, Kansas State 7 Norman 69,106
11/23/90 W Oklahoma 45, (10) Nebraska 10 Norman 74,910
1991 Season / 9-3 Overall / 5-2 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/14/91 W (9) Oklahoma 40, North Texas 2 Norman 69,211
09/21/91 W (7) Oklahoma 55, Utah State 21 Norman 69,057
09/28/91 W (6) Oklahoma 27, Virginia Tech 17 Norman 73,200
10/05/91 W (5) Oklahoma 29, Iowa State 8 Ames, Iowa 42,950
10/12/91 L Texas 10, (6) Oklahoma 7 Dallas, Texas 75,587
10/19/91 L (22) Colorado 34, (12) Oklahoma 17 Norman 72,296
10/26/91 W (21) Oklahoma 41, Kansas 3 Norman 68,128
11/02/91 W (20) Oklahoma 28, Kansas State 7 Norman 62,162
11/09/91 W (20) Oklahoma 56, Missouri 16 Columbia, Mo. 30,193
11/16/91 W (18) Oklahoma 21, Oklahoma State 6 Norman 68,778
11/29/91 L (11) Nebraska 19, (19) Oklahoma 14 Lincoln, Neb.
12/29/91 W (20) Oklahoma 48, (19) Virginia 14 Jacksonville, Fla. (Gator B
1992 Season / 5-4-2 Overall / 3-2-2 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/03/92 W (15) Oklahoma 34, Texas Tech 9 Lubbock, Texas 48,691
09/12/92 W (13) Oklahoma 61, Arkansas State 0 Norman 66,761
09/19/92 L USC 20, (13) Oklahoma 10 Norman 70,215
10/03/92 W (19) Oklahoma 17, Iowa State 3 Norman 65,622
10/10/92 L Texas 34, (16) Oklahoma 24 Dallas, Texas 75,587
10/17/92 - Oklahoma 24, (7) Colorado 24 Boulder, Colo. 52,454
10/24/92 L (22) Kansas 27, Oklahoma 10 Lawrence, Kan. 43,500
10/31/92 W Oklahoma 16, Kansas State 14 Norman 60,230
11/07/92 W Oklahoma 51, Missouri 17 Norman 61,532
11/14/92 - Oklahoma 15, Oklahoma State 15 Stillwater, Okla. 50,440
11/27/92 L (12) Nebraska 33, Oklahoma 9 Norman 69,770
1993 Season / 9-3 Overall / 4-3 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/04/93 W (21) Oklahoma 35, TCU 3 Fort Worth, Texas 40,418
09/11/93 W (17) OU44, (5) Texas A&M 14 Norman 68,211
09/25/93 W (10) Oklahoma 41, Tulsa 20 Norman 67,121
10/02/93 W (10) Oklahoma 24, Iowa State 7 Ames, Iowa 37,281
10/09/93 W (10) Oklahoma 38, Texas 17 Dallas, Texas 75, 587
10/16/93 L (20) Colorado 27, (9) Oklahoma 10 Norman 64,213
10/23/93 W (17) Oklahoma 38, Kansas 23 Norman 60,411
10/30/93 L (25) Kan. State 21, (14) Oklahoma 7 Manhattan, Kan.
11/06/93 W (20) Oklahoma 42, Missouri 23 Columbia, Mo. 31,438
11/13/93 W (17) Oklahoma 31, Oklahoma State 0 Norman 65,275
11/26/93 L (2) Nebraska 21, (16) Oklahoma 7 Lincoln, Neb. 75,674
12/24/93 W (19) Oklahoma 41, Texas Tech 10 El Paso, Texas (Sun Bowl)
1994 Season / 6-6 Overall / 4-3 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/03/94 W (16) Oklahoma 30, Syracuse 29 Syracuse, N.Y. 48,421
09/10/94 L (16) Texas A&M 36, (15) OU 14 College Station, Texas
09/17/94 W (21) Oklahoma 17, Texas Tech 11 Norman 62,323
10/01/94 W (21) Oklahoma 34, Iowa State 6 Norman 65,821
10/08/94 L (15) Texas 17, (16) Oklahoma 10 Dallas, Texas 75,587
10/15/94 L (4) Colorado 45, (22) Oklahoma 7 Boulder, Colo. 53,199
10/22/94 W Oklahoma 20, Kansas 17 Lawrence, Kan. 42,500
10/29/94 L (23) Kansas State 37, Oklahoma 20 Norman 60,415
11/05/94 W Oklahoma 30, Missouri 13 Norman 54,463
11/13/94 W Oklahoma 33, Oklahoma State 14 Stillwater, Okla. 50,116
11/25/94 L (1) Nebraska 13, Oklahoma 3 Norman 70,216
12/29/94 L (22) BYU 31, Oklahoma 6 Tucson, Ariz. (Copper Bowl)
1995 Season / 5-5-1 Overall / 2-5 Big 8
Date Score Location Att.
09/09/95 W (14) OU 38, San Diego State 22 Norman 71,119
09/16/95 W (14) Oklahoma 24, SMU 10 Norman 64,217
09/23/95 W (10) Oklahoma 51, North Texas 10 Norman 65,829
09/30/95 L (4) Colorado 38, (10) Oklahoma 17 Norman 75,004
10/07/95 W (14) Oklahoma 39, Iowa State 26 Ames, Iowa 45,731
10/14/95 - (13) Oklahoma 24, (18) Texas 24 Dallas, Texas 75,587
10/21/95 L (7) Kansas 38, (15) Oklahoma 17 Norman 74,639
10/28/95 W (23) Oklahoma 13, Missouri 9 Columbia, Mo. 37,614
11/04/95 L (9) Kan. State 49, (25) Oklahoma 10 Manhattan, Kan.
11/11/95 L Oklahoma State 12, Oklahoma 0 Norman 75,004
11/24/95 L (1) Nebraska 37, Oklahoma 0 Lincoln, Neb. 75,662
1996 Season / 3-8 Overall / 3-5 Big 12
Date Score Location Att.
09/07/96 L TCU 20, Oklahoma 7 Norman 65,569
09/21/96 L San Diego State 51, Oklahoma 31 San Diego, Calif. 34,812
09/28/96 L Tulsa 31, Oklahoma 24 Norman 68,384
10/05/96 L Kansas 52, Oklahoma 24 Norman 64,333
10/12/96 W Oklahoma 30, (25) Texas 27 (OT) Dallas, Texas 75,587
10/19/96 W Oklahoma 28, Baylor 24 Waco, Texas 35,712
10/26/96 L (16) Kansas State 42, Oklahoma 35 Manhattan, Kan. 43,815
11/02/96 L (5) Nebraska 73, Oklahoma 21 Norman 75,004
11/09/96 W Oklahoma 27, Oklahoma State 17 Stillwater, Okla. 51,416
11/16/96 L Texas A&M 33, Oklahoma 16 College Station, Texas
11/23/96 L Texas Tech 22, Oklahoma 12 Norman 61,217
1997 Season / 4-8 Overall / 2-6 Big 12
Date Score Location Att.
08/23/97 L Northwestern 24, Oklahoma 0 Chicago, Ill. 36,804
09/06/97 W Oklahoma 36, Syracuse 34 Norman 68,342
09/20/97 L California 40, Oklahoma 36 Berkeley, Calif. 48,260
09/27/97 W Oklahoma 35, Louisville 14 Norman 74,993
10/04/97 L Kansas 20, Oklahoma 17 Lawrence, Kan. 43,500
10/11/97 L Texas 27, Oklahoma 24 Dallas, Texas 75,587
10/18/97 W Oklahoma 24, Baylor 23 Norman 68,578
10/25/97 L (14) Kansas State 26, Oklahoma 7 Norman 68,433
11/01/97 L (1) Nebraska 69, Oklahoma 7 Lincoln, Neb. 75,926
11/08/97 L (25) Okla. State 30, Oklahoma 7 Norman 72,422
11/15/97 L (18) Texas A&M 51, Oklahoma 7 Norman 64,929
11/22/97 W Oklahoma 32, Texas Tech 21 Lubbock, Texas 40,013
1998 Season / 5-6 Overall / 3-5 Big 12
Date Score Location Att.
09/05/98 W Oklahoma 37, North Texas 9 Norman 72,831
09/12/98 W Oklahoma 10, TCU 9 Fort Worth, Texas 38,256
09/19/98 L California 13, Oklahoma 12 Norman 74,235
10/03/98 L (15) Colorado 27, Oklahoma 25 Norman 71,217
10/10/98 L Texas 34, Oklahoma 3 Dallas, Texas 75,587
10/17/98 L (20) Missouri 20, Oklahoma 6 Columbia, Mo. 61,586
10/24/98 L Oklahoma State 41, Oklahoma 26 Stillwater, Okla. 50,614
10/31/98 W Oklahoma 17, Iowa State 14 Norman 70,019
11/07/98 L (7) Texas A&M 29, Oklahoma 0 College Station, Texas
11/14/98 W Oklahoma 28, Baylor 16 Waco, Texas 27,930
11/21/98 W Oklahoma 20, Texas Tech 17 Norman 65,583
1999 Season / 7-5 Overall / 5-3 Big 12
Date Score Location Att.
09/11/99 W Oklahoma 49, Indiana State 0 Norman 74,119
09/18/99 W Oklahoma 41, Baylor 10 Norman 74,309
09/25/99 W Oklahoma 42, Louisville 21 Louisville, Ken. 41,214
10/02/99 L Notre Dame 34, (23) Oklahoma 30 South Bend, Ind. 80,012
10/09/99 L (23) Texas 38, Oklahoma 28 Dallas, Texas 75,587
10/23/99 W Oklahoma 51, (13) Texas A&M 6 Norman 74,552
10/30/99 L Colorado 38, (24) Oklahoma 24 Boulder, Colo. 48,194
11/06/99 W Oklahoma 37, Missouri 0 Norman 74,966
11/13/99 W Oklahoma 31, Iowa State 10 Ames, Iowa 37,073
11/20/99 L Texas Tech 38, Oklahoma 28 Lubbock, Texas 42,020
11/27/99 W Oklahoma 44, Oklahoma State 7 Norman 75,374
12/31/99 L Mississippi 27, Oklahoma 25 Shreveport, La. (Independence B
2000 Season / 13-0 Overall / 8-0 Big 12
Date Score Location Att.
09/02/00 W (19) Oklahoma 55, UTEP 14 Norman 74,761
09/09/00 W (20) Oklahoma 45, Arkansas State 7 Norman 74,730
09/23/00 W (17) Oklahoma 42, Rice 14 Norman 74,794
09/30/00 W (14) Oklahoma 34, Kansas 16 Norman 74,811
10/07/00 W (10) Oklahoma 63, (11) Texas 14 Dallas, Texas 75,587
10/14/00 W (8) Oklahoma 41, (2) Kansas State 31 Manhattan, Kan.
10/28/00 W (3) Oklahoma 31, (1) Nebraska 14 Norman 75,989
11/04/00 W (1) Oklahoma 56, Baylor 7 Waco, Texas 31,106
11/11/00 W (1) Oklahoma 35, (23) Texas A&M 31 College Station, Tex
11/18/00 W (1) Oklahoma 27, Texas Tech 13 Norman 75,364
11/25/00 W (1) Oklahoma 12, Okla. State 7 Stillwater, Okla. 48,500
12/02/00 W (1) Oklahoma 27, (8) Kansas State 24 Kansas City, Mo. (Big 12 T
01/03/01 W (1) Oklahoma 13, (3) Florida State 2 Miami, Fla. (Orange Bowl)
2001 Season / 11-2 Overall / 6-2 Big 12
Date Score Location Att.
08/25/01 W (3) Oklahoma 41, North Carolina 27 Norman 75,423
09/01/01 W (3) Oklahoma 44, Air Force 3 Colorado Springs, Colo.
09/08/01 W (3) Oklahoma 37, North Texas 10 Norman 74,930
09/29/01 W (3) Oklahoma 38, Kansas State 37 Norman 75,862
10/06/01 W (3) Oklahoma 14, Texas 3 Dallas, Texas 75,587
10/13/01 W (3) Oklahoma 38, Kansas 10 Lawrence, Kan. 48,700
10/20/01 W (2) Oklahoma 33, Baylor 17 Norman 75,499
10/27/01 L (3) Nebraska 20, (2) Oklahoma 10 Lincoln, Neb. 78,031
11/03/01 W (3) Oklahoma 58, Tulsa 0 Norman 74,911
11/10/01 W (3) Oklahoma 31, Texas A&M 10 Norman 75,525
11/17/01 W (3) Oklahoma 30, Texas Tech 13 Lubbock, Texas 52,008
11/24/01 L Okla. State 16, (4) Oklahoma 13 Norman 75,537
01/01/02 W (10) Oklahoma 10, Arkansas 3 Dallas, Texas (Cotton Bowl)
2002 Season / 12-2 Overall / 6-2 Big 12
Date Score Location Att.
08/30/02 W (1) Oklahoma 37, Tulsa 0 Tulsa, Okla. 40,385
09/07/02 W (2) Oklahoma 37, Alabama 27 Norman 75,564
09/14/02 W (2) Oklahoma 68, UTEP 0 Norman 74,468
09/28/02 W (2) Oklahoma 31, South Florida 14 Norman 74,432
10/05/02 W (3) Oklahoma 31, Missouri 24 Columbia, Mo. 60,578
10/12/02 W (2) Oklahoma 35, (3) Texas 24 Dallas, Texas 75,587
10/19/02 W (2) Oklahoma 49, (9) Iowa State 3 Norman 75,201
11/02/02 W (2) Oklahoma 27, (13) Colorado 11 Norman 75,403
11/09/02 L Texas A&M 30, (1) Oklahoma 26 College Station, Texas
11/16/02 W (4) Oklahoma 49, Baylor 9 Waco, Texas 28,375
11/23/02 W (4) Oklahoma 60, (24) Texas Tech 15 Norman 75,553
11/30/02 L Okla. State 38, (3) Oklahoma 28 Stillwater, Okla. 48,500
12/07/02 W (8) Oklahoma 29, (12) Colorado 7 Houston, Texas (Big 12 Title)
01/01/03 W (8) Oklahoma 34, (7) Washington St. 14 Pasadena, Calif. (Rose B
2003 Season / 12-2 Overall / 8-0 Big 12
Date Score Location Att.
08/30/03 W (1) Oklahoma 37, North Texas 3 Norman 83,073
09/06/03 W (1) Oklahoma 20, Alabama 13 Tuscaloosa, Ala. 83,818
09/13/03 W (1) Oklahoma 52, Fresno State 28 Norman 83,091
09/20/03 W (1) Oklahoma 59, UCLA 24 Norman 83,317
10/04/03 W (1) Oklahoma 53, Iowa State 7 Ames, Iowa 49,670
10/11/03 W (1) Oklahoma 65, (11) Texas 13 Dallas, Texas 75,587
10/18/03 W (1) Oklahoma 34, (24) Missouri 13 Norman 83,327
10/25/03 W (1) Oklahoma 34, Colorado 20 Boulder, Colo. 54,215
11/01/03 W (1) Oklahoma 52, (14) Okla. State 9 Norman 84,027
11/08/03 W (1) Oklahoma 77, Texas A&M 0 Norman 83,461
11/15/03 W (1) Oklahoma 41, Baylor 3 Norman 82,117
11/22/03 W (1) Oklahoma 56, Texas Tech 25 Lubbock, Texas 53,135
12/06/03 L (13) Kansas State 35, (1) Oklahoma 7 Kansas City, Mo. (Big 12 T
01/04/04 L (2) LSU 21, (3) Oklahoma 14 New Orleans, La. (Sugar Bowl)
2004 Season / 12-1 Overall, 8-0 Big 12
Date Score Location Att.
09/04/04 W (2) Oklahoma 40, Bowling Green 24 Norman 84,319
09/11/04 W (2) Oklahoma 63, Houston 13 Norman 84,280
09/18/04 W (2) Oklahoma 31, Oregon 7 Norman 84,574
10/02/04 W (2) Oklahoma 28, Texas Tech 13 Norman 84,580
10/09/04 W (2) Oklahoma 12, (5) Texas 0 Dallas, Texas 79,587
10/16/04 W (2) Oklahoma 31, Kansas State 21 Manhattan, Kan. 52,310
10/23/04 W (2) Oklahoma 41, Kansas 10 Norman 84,520
10/30/04 W (2) Oklahoma 38, (20) Okla. State 35 Stillwater, Okla.
11/06/04 W (2) Oklahoma 42, (22) Texas A&M 35 College Station, Tex
11/13/04 W (2) Oklahoma 30, Nebraska 3 Norman 84,916
11/20/04 W (2) Oklahoma 35, Baylor 0 Waco, Texas 32,182
12/04/04 W (2) Oklahoma 42, Colorado 3 Kansas City, Mo. (Big 12 Title)
01/04/05 L (1) USC 55, (2) Oklahoma 19 Miami, Fla. (Orange Bowl) 77,912
2005 Season / 8-4 Overall / 6-2 Big 12
Date Score Location Att.
09/03/05 L TCU 17, (7) Oklahoma 10 Norman 84,332
09/10/05 W (18) Oklahoma 31, Tulsa 15 Norman 83,877
09/17/05 L UCLA 41, (21) Oklahoma 24 Pasadena, Calif. 56,522
10/01/05 W Oklahoma 43, Kansas State 21 Norman 84,501
10/08/05 L (2) Texas 45, Oklahoma 12 Dallas, Texas 75,452
10/15/05 W Oklahoma 19, Kansas 3 Kansas City, Mo. 54,109
10/22/05 W Oklahoma 37, Baylor 30 (2OT) Norman 83,456
10/29/05 W Oklahoma 31, Nebraska 24 Lincoln, Neb. 77,438
11/12/05 W Oklahoma 36, Texas A&M 30 Norman 84,943
11/19/05 L (21) Texas Tech 23, Oklahoma 21 Lubbock, Texas 52,625
11/26/05 W Oklahoma 42, Okla. State 14 Norman 84,875
12/29/05 W Oklahoma 17, (6) Oregon 14 San Diego, Calif. (Holiday Bowl)
2006 Season / 11-3 Overall / 7-1 Big 12
Date Score Location Att.
09/02/06 W (10) Oklahoma 24, UAB 17 Norman 84,555
09/09/06 W (15) Oklahoma 37, Washington 20 Norman 84,577
09/16/06 L (18) Oregon 34, (15) Oklahoma 33 Eugene, Ore. 59,269
09/23/06 W (17) Oklahoma 59, Middle Tennessee 0 Norman 84,326
10/07/06 L (7) Texas 28, (14) Oklahoma 10 Dallas, Texas 76,260
10/14/06 W (23) Oklahoma 34, Iowa State 9 Norman 84,152
10/21/06 W (20) Oklahoma 24, Colorado 3 Norman 84,443
10/28/06 W (19) Oklahoma 26, (23) Missouri 10 Columbia, Mo.
11/04/06 W (18) Oklahoma 17, (21) Texas A&M 16 College Station, Texa
11/11/06 W (17) Oklahoma 34, Texas Tech 24 Norman 85,313
11/18/06 W (16) Oklahoma 36, Baylor 10 Waco, Texas 31,221
11/25/06 W (13) Oklahoma 27, Okla. State 21 Stillwater, Okla. 42,819
12/02/06 W (8) Oklahoma 21, (19) Nebraska 7 Kansas City, Mo. (Big 12 Tit
01/01/07 L (9) Boise St. 43, (7) Oklahoma 42 (OT) Glendale, Ariz. (Fiesta B
2007 Season / 11-3 Overall / 6-2 Big 12
Date Score Location Att.
09/01/07 W (8) Oklahoma 79, North Texas 10 Norman 84,472
09/08/07 W (5) Oklahoma 51, Miami 13 Norman 85,357
09/15/07 W (3) Oklahoma 54, Utah State 3 Norman 84,403
09/21/07 W (4) Oklahoma 62, Tulsa 21 Tulsa, Okla. 35,542
09/29/07 L Colorado 27, (3) Oklahoma 24 Boulder, Colo. 50,031
10/06/07 W (10) Oklahoma 28, (19) Texas 21 Dallas, Texas 80,000
10/13/07 W (6) Oklahoma 41, (11) Missouri 31 Norman 85,041
10/20/07 W (4) Oklahoma 17, Iowa State 7 Ames, Iowa 49,511
11/03/07 W (5) Oklahoma 42, Texas A&M 14 Norman 85,044
11/10/07 W (4) Oklahoma 52, Baylor 21 Norman 84,450
11/17/07 L Texas Tech 34, (3) Oklahoma 27 Lubbock, Texas 55,038
11/24/07 W (10) Oklahoma 49, Okla. State 17 Norman 85,238
12/01/07 W (9) Oklahoma 38, (1) Missouri 17 San Antonio (Big 12 Title)
01/02/08 L (11) West Virginia 48, (3) Oklahoma 28 Glendale, Ariz. (Fiesta B
2008 Season / 12-2 Overall / 7-1 Big 12
Date Score Location Att.
08/30/08 W (4) Oklahoma 57, Chattanooga 2 Norman 84,715
09/06/08 W (4) Oklahoma 52, Cincinnati 26 Norman 84,476
09/13/08 W (3) Oklahoma 55, Washington 14 Seattle, Wash. 67,716
09/27/08 W (2) Oklahoma 35, (24) TCU 10 Norman 85,158
10/04/08 W (1) Oklahoma 49, Baylor 17 Waco, Texas 37,145
10/11/08 L (5) Texas 45, (1) Oklahoma 35 Dallas, Texas 92,182
10/18/08 W (4) Oklahoma 45, (16) Kansas 31 Norman 85,241
10/25/08 W (4) Oklahoma 58, Kansas State 35 Manhattan, Kan. 47,054
11/01/08 W (4) Oklahoma 62, Nebraska 28 Norman 85,212
11/08/08 W (6) Oklahoma 66, Texas A&M 28 College Station, Texas 85,603
11/22/08 W (5) Oklahoma 65, (2) Texas Tech 21 Norman 85,646
11/29/08 W (3) Oklahoma 61, (11) Okla. State 41 Stillwater, Okla. 49,031
12/06/08 W (4) Oklahoma 62, (19) Missouri 21 Kansas City, Mo. (Big 12 Tit
01/08/09 L (1) Florida 24, (2) Oklahoma 14 Miami, Fla. (BCS Championship) 78,468
2009 Season / 8-5 Overall / 5-3 Big 12
Date Score Location Att.
09/05/09 L (20) BYU 14, (3) Oklahoma 13 Arlington, Texas 75,437
09/12/09 W (13) Oklahoma 64, Idaho State 0 Norman 84,749
09/19/09 W (12) Oklahoma 45, Tulsa 0 Norman 84,803
10/03/09 L (17) Miami 21, (8) Oklahoma 20 Miami, Fla. 61,790
10/10/09 W (19) Oklahoma 33, Baylor 7 Norman 84,478
10/17/09 L (3) Texas 16, (20) Oklahoma 13 Dallas, Texas 96,009
10/24/09 W (25) Oklahoma 35, (24) Kansas 13 Lawrence, Kan. 51,104
10/31/09 W (22) Oklahoma 42, Kansas State 30 Norman 84,021
11/07/09 L Nebraska 10, (20) Oklahoma 3 Lincoln, Neb. 86,115
11/14/09 W Oklahoma 65, Texas A&M 10 Norman 85,013
11/21/09 L Texas Tech 41, Oklahoma 13 Lubbock, Texas 50,479
11/28/09 W Oklahoma 27, (11) Okla. State 0 Norman 85,606
12/31/09 W Oklahoma 31, (19) Stanford 27 El Paso, Texas (Sun Bowl)
2010 Season / 12-2 Overall / 6-2 Big 12
Date Score Location Att.
09/04/10 W (7) Oklahoma 31, Utah State 24 Norman 85,151
09/11/10 W (10) Oklahoma 47, (17) Florida State 17 Norman 85,630
09/18/10 W (7) Oklahoma 27, Air Force 24 Norman 84,332
09/25/10 W (8) Oklahoma 31, Cincinnati 29 Cincinnati, Ohio 58,253
10/02/10 W (8) Oklahoma 28, (21) Texas 20 Dallas, Texas 96,009
10/16/10 W (6) Oklahoma 52, Iowa State 0 Norman 84,024
10/23/10 L (18) Missouri 36, (3) Oklahoma 27 Columbia, Mo. 71,004
10/30/10 W (11) Oklahoma 43, Colorado 10 Norman 84,173
11/06/10 L Texas A&M 33, (11) Oklahoma 19 College Station, Texas 81,392
11/13/10 W (19) Oklahoma 45, Texas Tech 7 Norman 85,116
11/20/10 W (16) Oklahoma 53, Baylor 24 Waco, Texas 36,034
11/27/10 W (14) Oklahoma 47, (10) Okla. State 41 Stillwater, Okla. 51,164
12/04/10 W (10) Oklahoma 23, (13) Nebraska 20 Arlington, Texas (Big 12 Tit
01/01/11 W (9) Oklahoma 48, (25) Connecticut 20 Glendale, Ariz. (Fiesta Bo
2011 Season / 10-3 Overall / 6-3 Big 12
Date Score Location Att.
09/03/11 W (1) Oklahoma 47, Tulsa 14 Norman 85,260
09/17/11 W (1) Oklahoma 23, (5) Florida State 13 Tallahassee, Fla. 84,392
09/24/11 W (1) Oklahoma 38, Missouri 28 Norman 85,547
10/01/11 W (2) Oklahoma 62, Ball State 6 Norman 84,921
10/08/11 W (3) Oklahoma 55, (11) Texas 17 Dallas, Texas 96,009
10/15/11 W (3) Oklahoma 47, Kansas 17 Lawrence, Kan. 42,580
10/22/11 L Texas Tech 41, (3) Oklahoma 38 Norman 85,204
10/29/11 W (11) Oklahoma 58, (10) Kansas State 17 Manhattan, Kan. 51,004
11/05/11 W (7) Oklahoma 41, Texas A&M 25 Norman 85,709
11/19/11 L (25) Baylor 45, (5) Oklahoma 38 Waco, Texas 40,281
11/26/11 W (12) Oklahoma 26, Iowa State 6 Norman 84,326
12/03/11 L (3) Okla. State 44, (13) Oklahoma 10 Stillwater, Okla. 58,141
12/30/11 W (19) Oklahoma 31, Iowa 14 Tempe, Ariz. (Insight Bowl) 54,247
Old Enough To Know Better
01. Don’t Make Me Come To Tulsa
(Don Cook)
Don't make me come to Tulsa
You know I hate to fly
I ain't been back to Oklahoma baby
Since you said goodbye
I heard a rumor you missed me
I hope to God it's a lie
You know how much I love you
Don't make me come to Tulsa
You had me eatin' right out of your hand
I was your genuine cowboy man
You threw me over for another guy
I ran to Dallas on a one way flight
Now I'm accustomed to the shape I'm in
Don't take me down again
Don't make me come to Tulsa
You know I hate the flight
I ain't been back to Oklahoma baby
Since you said goodbye
I heard a rumor you missed me
I hope to God it's a lie
You know how much I love you
Don't make me come to Tulsa
I'd love to hold you in my arms tonight
I'd like to think that you'd treat me right
If I believed you really wanted me
I'd crawl to Tulsa on my achin' knees
But you'd just hurt me like you did before
Can't take them blues no more
Don't make me come to Tulsa
You know I hate to fly
I ain't been back to Oklahoma baby
Since you said goodbye
I heard a rumor you missed me
I hope to God it's a lie
You know how much I love you
Don't make me come to Tulsa
You know how much I love you
Don't make me come to Tulsa
02. I’m Still Dancin’ With You
(Chick Rains/Wade Hayes)
I'm sittin' here surrounded by people I know
The beer is cold and the music's good and loud
That used to be enough to put a smile on my face
But tonight I just feel lost in this crowd
There's a brunette on the dance floor
That's smiled a time or two
So I got up and asked her for a dance
But when she put her arms around me
And I held her I knew
It was just too soon to take another chance
'Cause I'm still dancin' with you
I know we said we were through
But I keep holdin' on
Letting go is just too hard to do
Even when I'm holding someone new
I'm still dancin' with you
When the song was over I held on a little longer
Deep inside I knew that it was wrong
I could hold her in my arms for the rest of the night
But I'd just be leading her on
'Cause I'm still dancin' with you
I know we said we were through
But I keep holdin' on
Letting go is just too hard to do
Even when I'm holding someone new
I'm still dancin' with you
Even when I'm holding someone new
I'm still dancin' with you
03. Old Enough To Know Better
(Chick Rains/Wade Hayes)
Neon lights draw me like a moth to a flame
Mama raised me right
That just leaves me to blame
When I get a little sideways on a honky tonk tear
I'm old enough to know better
But I'm still too young to care
Cowgirls with an attitude
Boots and tight blue jeans
Take my mind off doin' right and doin' other things
When the weekend's gone
I won't have a dime to spare
I'm old enough to know better
But I'm still too young to care
Monday morning I wake up
With a hammer in my hand
The bossman yelling something at me
That I don't understand
I don't know how I got to work
But I sure know I'm there
I'm old enough to know better
But I'm still too young to care
Hey
When the eagle flies on Friday
Well he barely leaves the ground
I've got just enough left to get dressed up
And head back to town
Boss says son having all that fun
Won't get you anywhere
I'm old enough to know better
But I'm still too young to care
Monday morning I wake up
With a hammer in my hand
The bossman yelling something at me
That I don't understand
I don't know how I got to work
But I sure know I'm there
I'm old enough to know better
But I'm still too young to care
I'm old enough to know better
But I'm still too young to care
04. Kentucky Bluebird
(Don Cook/Wally Wilson)
Blown down the highway
By two different winds
Lord only knows
When I'll see you again
You're about as close
As the stars up above
You're my long distance love
Kentucky Bluebird
I heard your song today
But when I try to touch you
You fly away
Blue is a feeling I'm learning so well
Turn on the TV
In another hotel
Turn down the volume
And stare at the wall
God I wish you would call
Kentucky Bluebird
I heard your song today
But when I try to touch you
You fly away
How I hate the miles between us
They get longer each day
I had this dream
And you should have seen us
Oh holding each other
And drifting away
Kentucky Bluebird
I heard your song today
But when I try to touch you
You fly away
Kentucky Bluebird
I heard your song today
But when I try to touch you
You fly away
You fly away
05. Don’t Stop
(Chick Rains/Tom Shapiro)
Girl, you got me so confused
I don't know what I'm gonna do
Part of me says take it slow
And part of me says let it go
Now don't - Stop
Don't - Stop
Don't stop doing what you're doing to me
I think we're moving way too fast
We need to take it slow and make it last
But I can't keep holding back
If you keep doing things like that
Now don't - Stop
Don't - Stop
Don't stop doing what you're doing to me
You start a spark of love no doubt
But I've watched the flames of love go out
Burning love takes a toll
And I don't want to lose control
Now don't - Stop
Don't - Stop
Don't stop doing what you're doing to me
Now don't - Stop
Don't - Stop
Don't stop doing what you're doing to me
Now don't
Don't stop doing what you're doing to me
Now don't stop
Don't stop doing what you're doing to me
Now don't
Don't stop doing what you're doing to me
Now don't stop
Don't stop doing what you're doing to me
Now don't - Stop
Don't stop
Don't stop doing what you're doing to me
06. What I Meant To Say
(Don Cook/Sam Hogin/Jim McBride)
Last night I told a lie
When I told you I could say goodbye
Here in the light of day
What a crazy thing for me to say
What I meant to say was I love you
What's been killin' me is I hurt you
What I didn't do was hold you when I saw the teardrops fall
What I should've said was I'm sorry
What I should've said was forgive me
What I meant to say was what I didn't say at all
Last night I had a dream
You were really walking out on me
I woke up scared to death
Please forget about the things I said
What I meant to say was I love you
What's been killin' me is I hurt you
What I didn't do was hold you when I saw the teardrops fall
What I should've said was I'm sorry
What I should've said was forgive me
What I meant to say was what I didn't say at all
What I meant to say was what I didn't say at all
07. Steady As She Goes
(Don Cook/Ronnie Dunn/Kix Brooks)
Tonight I came home late again
She didn't ask me where I'd been
Her bags were packed and sitting by the door
She looked at me and said goodbye
I did my best to change her mind
But she don't want to hear it anymore
She's steady as she goes
This time she's not crying
If I said it didn't hurt
Oh I'd be lying
Where she got the strength to leave
Heaven only knows
But she's a rock steady as she goes
It tears me up to watch her go
But deep inside my heart I know
Leaving is the only choice she has
I guess she finally got the nerve to give me just what I deserve
She's had enough and she ain't looking back
She's steady as she goes
This time she's not crying
If I said it didn't hurt
Oh I'd be lying
Where she got the strength to leave
Heaven only knows
But she's rock steady as she goes
She's steady as she goes
This time she's not crying
If I said it didn't hurt
Oh I'd be lying
Where she got the strength to leave
Heaven only knows
But she's rock steady as she goes
She's rock steady as she goes
Oh she's rock steady as she goes
08. Family Reunion
(Chick Rains/Harlan Howard)
It won't make the paper
Like some reunions do
There won't be many people
Just me and him and you
I made a childhood promise
You laughed and dried your tears
But I swore that I'd bring Daddy home
And tomorrow he'll be here
I tracked him down in Denver
Where he lived all alone
He was just another drifter
With a number on his stone
In his things I found a picture
Where his hands had worn it thin
A smiling bride was by his side
And now he'll be that way again
We'll have that family reunion
The one you dreamed of until the day you died
But this time Mama he's gonna stay
Forever by your side
I never really knew him
I was no more than a kid
He must have been worth something
If someone loved him like you did
It was hard without a man there
You did his part too
I watched your dreams fade through the years
But Mama this one is coming true
We'll have that family reunion
The one you dreamed of until the day you died
But this time Mama he's gonna stay
Forever by your side
This time Mama he's gonna stay
Forever by your side
09. Someone Had To Teach You
(Harlan Howard/Bill Hervey)
Yes I'll take you back again
You knew I would
Before I go loving you that's understood
But it's the first time you've come back
With tears in your eyes
Someone must have taught you how to cry
Someone had to teach you
I didn't have the heart to
Hurt you just like you've been hurtin' me
Someone had to teach you things its time that you knew
Now maybe you'll be satisfied with me
Someone took your heart and rubbed it in the dirt
And you look just like a baby when it's hurt
But you've had this lesson coming for so very long
Our sins all have a way of coming home
Someone had to teach you
I didn't have the heart to
Hurt you just like you've been hurtin' me
Someone had to teach you things its time that you knew
Now maybe you'll be satisfied with me
Now maybe you'll be satisfied with me
10. It's Gonna Take A Miracle
(Chick Rains/Wade Hayes)
Rainbows and falling stars
Couldn't change the way things are
Or you'd be in my arms tonight
Wishing don't make dreams come true
Or I'd be holding you
If I could change the past and make it right
It's gonna take a miracle
To bring you back
I've got to face the fact
I broke your heart so bad this time
Nothing else is gonna change your mind
You're gone for good and I believe
It's gonna take a miracle to bring you
Back to me
So I'll climb up the stairs
Get down and say a prayer
That's the only thing I haven't tried
Lord knows that I was wrong
And if my faith is strong
I just might wake up by your side
It's gonna take a miracle
To bring you back
I've got to face the fact
I broke your heart so bad this time
Nothing else is gonna change your mind
You're gone for good and I believe
It's gonna take a miracle to bring you
Back to me
It's gonna take a miracle
To bring you back
I've got to face the fact
I broke your heart so bad this time
Nothing else is gonna change your mind
You're gone for good and I believe
It's gonna take a miracle to bring you
Back to me
It's gonna take a miracle to bring you
Back to me
On A Good Night
01. On A Good Night
On a good night I could hop in my truck
Round up my friends and with any kind of luck
We could end up howling at a harvest moon
On a good night I could put on my hat
Head down to the honky tonk and dance
But on a real good night I meet a women like you
Brown hair blue eyes once in a life time countrified kind of girl
Heart-breaking chance-taking wild little love making
Shaking up my world
Hey on a good night I can picture the day
All my dreams come true
But on a real good night I meet a women like you
On a good night I can drive to the lake
Turn on the radio and find George Strait
Then go play a little game of eight ball pool
On a good night I might be found
Draggin with the boys cross town
But on a real good night I meet a women like you
Brown hair blue eyes once in a life time countrified kind of girl
Heart-breaking chance-taking wild little love making
Shaking up my world
Hey on a good night I can picture the day
All my dreams come true
But on a real good night I meet a women like you
Brown hair blue eyes once in a life time countrified kind of girl
Heart-breaking chance-taking wild little love making
Shaking up my world
Hey on a good night I can picture the day
All my dreams come true
But on a real good night I meet a women like you
02. Undo The Right
If you can't say you love me say you hate me
And that you regret each time you held me tight
If you can't be mine forever then forsake me
If you can't undo the wrong
Undo the right
It was right when you loved me only
But wrong when you held another tight
So before you go away and leave me lonely
If you can't undo the wrong
Undo the right
It's too late to say your heart is filled with sorrow
You can't undo what's done
Why do you try
So please so I can face the new tomorrow
If you can't undo the wrong
Undo the right
It's too late to say your heart is filled with sorrow
You can't undo what's done
Why do you try
So please so I can face the new tomorrow
If you can't undo the wrong
Undo the right
If you can't undo the wrong
Undo the right
03. The Room
When I pull in the drive where your car used to be
It doesn't hurt me like it used to
I can walk through the door, and not wonder anymore
Where you are, like I used to
I can go down the hall, see the pictures on the wall
And not miss you
But I just can't bring myself to go into..
The room
Where I spent every night with you
And the light of the moon
Came through the window
And I held you
We were so close
And it's just too soon
For me to go into the room
I'd remember too much if I opened that door
And I'm not sure if I could face it
The bed's emptiness would remind me you're with
Someone else, and I couldn't take it
So, I sleep on the couch in our living room now
Since our love died
'Cause I'm still not ready yet to go inside...
The room
Where I spent every night with you
And the light of the moon
Came through the window
And I held you
We were so close
And it's just too soon
For me to go into the room
Where the light of the moon
Came through the window
And I held you
We were so close
And it's just too soon
For me to go into the room
04. It’s Over My Head
You could've had anyone you wanted
That just goes to show how crazy love can be
Look at us now baby who would have thought it
I don't know why you chose me
It's over my head and I'm six feet tall
This beats anything I ever saw
Well I don't see what you see in me at all
It's over my head and I'm six feet tall
You could be riding in a big Mercedes
But here you are with me in a pickup truck
I never had a way with the ladies
So how'd I fool ol' ladyluck
It's over my head and I'm six feet tall
This beats anything I ever saw
Well I don't see what you see in me at all
It's over my head and I'm six feet tall
Lovin' you comes easy girl my heard is in your hands
It's why you take a chance on me that I can't understand
It's over my head and I'm six feet tall
This beats anything I ever saw
Well I don't see what you see in me at all
It's over my head and I'm six feet tall
It's over my head and I'm six feet tall
05. I Still Do
Last night when I touched you
It brought back memories
Of the way it felt the first time
I held you close to me
I gave you my heart
And swore I'd always love you
And I still do
And when I closed my eyes
You were waiting there
Standin' in the moon light
With the wind in your hair
You said there would come a time
I wouldn't dream of you
But I still do
And I still wake up every morning
And I thank God above
Out of all the people on this earth
He gave me to love
Don't you know my heart
And soul belong to you
I swear it's true
So when you asked if I still need you
After all this time
I can't believe that thought
Would ever cross your mind
The answer is so simple
I just thought you knew
I still do
I still do
06. My Side of Town
Well I heard it through the grapevine
I guess it must be true
I heard that crowd you're running with
Has changed your attitude
It's been a month of Sundays
Since you've been around
But you always had a good time
On my side of town
I knew that you were born to
The finer things in life
Caviar and foreign cars and bright big city lights
Now you're out there dancin'
In a fancy evening gown
But you always had a good time
On my side of town
Don't forget the one who really loves you
When the glamour starts to let you down
And I'll be right there waitin'
'Til you come back around
'Cause you always had a good time
On my side of town
I still dream about you
Every time the music starts
I still hold you close to me
Even though we're far apart
If I ever cross your mind
You know where I'm bound
'Cause you always had a good time
On my side of town
Don't forget the one who really loves you
When the glamour starts to let you down
I'll be right here waitin'
'Till you come back around
'Cause you always had a good time
On my side of town
You always had a good time
On my side of town
07. Where Do I Go To Start All Over
I drove around last night, and tried with all my might
To leave the past behind, cause you stayed on my mind
So I stopped for a drink, I never stopped to think
That it wouldn't work, It just made it worse
So I came on back home, I hadn't changed a thing
And sat here all alone, missing you and wondering
Where do I go to start all over
From your memory
Where do I go to start all over
When in your arms is where I won't be
I'd take some things and leave, If the change of scenery
Would do me any good, Like I know it should
I'd still be missing you, What goods a different view
To a broken heart, We'd still be apart
Someday I'll find the answer, To this mystery
But tonight the same old question, Just keeps on haunting me
Where do I go to start all over
From your memory
Where do I go to start all over
When in your arms is where I won't be
Where do I go to start all over
When in your arms is where I won't be
08. Our Time Is Coming
Times are hard and the money's tight
Day to day we fight the fight
Nothing new, the same old grind
Uphill all the way
Boss man says forget the raise
Preacher says to keep the faith
Good things come to those who wait
Tomorrow's another day
Our time is coming
Where or when the good Lord only knows
Our time is coming
When this road we're on will turn to the street of gold
As long as we keep love alive
Something tells me we'll survive
It's the little things that'll get us by
And hold us together
I feel it when you hold me close
Baby we got more than most
Steady through the highs and lows
We'll go on forever
Our time is coming
Where or when the good Lord only knows
Our time is coming
When this road we're on will turn to the street of gold
Our time is coming
Where or when the good Lord only knows
Our time is coming
When this road we're on will turn to the street of gold
When this road we're on will turn to the street of gold
09. Hurts Don't It
You've got a lot of nerve comin' here tonight
But that's alright come on in
That look tells me that something's hurt you deep
And you want me back again
Now you don't have to tell me how it feels
There ain't nothin' about lonesome I don't know
And wakin' up alone's a bitter pill
You take one every day and swallow slow
I wish I could help you but my heart tells me not to
It still ain't found the trust you threw away
So you can't have it back no matter how bad you want it
Hurts don't it
It hurts don't it
I think you should know it's all I can do
To look at you and not give in
I wish you hadn't made forgiving you so hard
On my heart but you did
Now you don't have to tell me how it feels
There ain't nothin' about lonesome I don't know
And wakin' up alone's a bitter pill
You take one every day and swallow slow
I wish I could help you but my heart tells me not to
It still ain't found the trust you threw away
So you can't have it back no matter how bad you want it
Hurts don't it
It hurts don't it
10. This Is The Life For Me
I was born in Oklahoma in 1969
My daddy played the honky tonks
Out on the county line
One night he took me with him
Through those swingin' doors
And I heard that country music
Saw that crowded dance floor
Dad made fifty dollars
And I stayed up 'til three
And I thought
This is the life for me
By the time I turned fourteen
I was pickin' lead guitar
Everyday I went to school
And at night I played the bars
Two or three years later
I noticed something strange
All the looks that I was gettin'
From the girls began to change
I knew right then and there
What I was gonna be
This is the life for me
This is the life
The only one I want to know
Everyday another town
And every night another show
Ever since I was a boy
I've had this crazy dream
Now I know it was meant to be
This is the life
This is the life for me
Well I tried to go to college
Just to see if I was wrong
But that ain't the kind of knowledge
That helps you write a country song
I got my education on the wild side of life
Through a cloud of smoke so thick
That you could cut it with a knife
There was no doubt about it
As far as I could see
This is the life for me
This is the life
The only one I want to know
Everyday another town
And every night another show
Ever since I was a boy
I've had this crazy dream
Now I know it was meant to be
This is the life
This is the life for me
Yeah this is the life
This is the life for me.
When The Wrong One Loves You Right
01. When The Wrong One Loves You Right
Now they all said she was wrong for me
Her tender words were not what they seemed
But, Lord, it's hard puttin' up a fight
When the wrong one loves you right
It's easy to fall, and easy to crawl
When you taste a little and you want it all
You close your eyes and hold on tight
When the wrong one loves you right
But take it from a fool who lost his cool
That girl's tricks sent me back to school
It messes with your heart
It messes with your mind
When the wrong one loves you right
Now boys I'm certain it just ain't worth it
All that cryin' and all that hurtin'
And it's so hard to say goodbye
When the wrong one loves you right
But take it from a fool who lost his cool
That girl's tricks sent me back to school
It messes with your heart
It messes with your mind
When the wrong one loves you right
It messes with your heart
It messes with your mind
02. How Do You Sleep At Night
I haven't had a good night's sleep
In weeks now thanks to you
The ghost of broken promises you made
Haunts every room
A hurtin' heart can't get no rest 'round here
I lie awake and wonder how
Your conscience could be clear
How do you sleep at night
Do you toss and turn till the morning light
Does the darkness help
When you lie down with the truth?
How do you sleep at night?
Are you all alone or do you hold someone tight
Do you see me
When you close your eyes?
How do you sleep at night?
Now your side of the bed's as cold
As the lies that I believed
I'm at the point when I can't even
Trust you in my dreams
Did the way you left me leave you feelin' proud?
Or does the loneliness come callin'
When the sun goes down?
How do you sleep at night
Do you toss and turn till the morning light
Does the darkness help
When you lie down with the truth
How do you sleep at night
Are you all alone or do you hold someone tight
Do you see me
When you close your eyes
How do you sleep at night
03. The That She Left Tulsa (In A Chevy)
We were a half mile high on the Ferris wheel
At our old county fair
I didn't even know we had trouble until
She told me way up there
That's when my life started spinning round
My world came crashing to the ground
The day that she left Tulsa
In a Chevy in a hurry in the pouring down rain
With the caution lights flashing in the passing lane
From a bridge I watched our dreams goin' down the drain
In a Chevy in a hurry in the pouring down rain
No she wasn't showing yet but she'd be by Christmas time
Up there like a fool I took for granted it was mine.
She never came out and told me that I was wrong
But all of a sudden the light came on
The day that she left Tulsa
In a Chevy in a hurry in the pouring down rain
With the caution lights flashing in the passing lane
From a bridge I watched our dreams goin' down the drain
In a Chevy in a hurry in the pouring down rain
I guess she thought the truth would end up driving me away
Well she was wrong but I never had the chance to say
The day that she left Tulsa
In a Chevy in a hurry in the pouring down rain
In a Chevy in a hurry in the pouring down rain
In a Chevy in a hurry in the pouring down rain
With the caution lights flashing in the passing lane
From a bridge I watched our dreams goin' down the drain
In a Chevy in a hurry in the pouring down rain
In a Chevy in a hurry in the pouring down rain
In a Chevy in a hurry in the pouring down rain
04. Are We Having Fun Yet
I walked out tonight on the woman I love
We got in a fight and I said I've had enough
I slammed the door and I headed
for a place I used to go
For a taste of freedom with some
friends I used to know
They had the jukebox rockin
The music turned up loud
I thought I'd fit right back with my old
party crowd
Now I can't remember what
I came to find
I've been here all night with
just one question on my mind
Are you having fun yet
Right now it's hard to tell
My head don't feel that good
This heartache hurts like hell
I think i might'a made a big mistake
If this is good as the good times get
I'm down to my last dime
It's closing time
Are we having fun yet
I'll be she's watching TV now
In my favorite chair
While I ride this barstool
Wishing I was there
In my wildest dreams
This ain't how it's supposed to end
Sitting here and missing her and
asking my old friends
Are you having fun yet
Right now it's hard to tell
My head don't feel that good
This heartache hurts like hell
I think i might'a made a big mistake
If this is good as the good times get
I'm down to my last dime
It's closing time
Are we having fun yet
05. This Is My Heart Talking Now
I know how much I've hurt you
Trying to stand my ground
Raising my voice building defenses
While trying to tear yours down
I want you so much, I need you so near
Please don't give up til I make that clear
Cause
This is my heart talking now
No anger, no ego, no pride
This is my soul reaching out
With all that I'm feeling inside
The words that I've spoken
They left your heart broken
They came out wrong somehow
But this is my heart
This is my heart talking now
Maybe you're certain it's over
Maybe I can't change your mind
Mabe me saying I'm sorry
Will just seem a waste of time
But I couldn't bare if you walked away
Not knowing for sure that
I love you this way
This is my heart talking now
No anger, no ego, no pride
This is my soul reaching out
With all that I'm feeling inside
The words that I've spoken
They left your heart broken
They came out wrong somehow
But this is my heart
This is my heart talking now
This is my heart
This is my heart talking now
06. One More Night With You
I go to the job every morning
I work like a dog for my pay
My mind and body aches
It takes two coffee breaks
Top get me to the end of the day
I do what I do
Cause I know when I'm through
I get one more night with you
I hate this old five o'clock freeway
Getting home always takes so long
Traffic moves too slow
With a busted radio
I can't even find a country song
But this road's gonna end and I'm
gonna spend
One more night with you
That's all I care about
I wouldn't wanna live without
Knowin that you're waiting
there for me
I don't care what we do
The same old thing or something new
As long as I know there's gonna be
One more night with you
I hate to waste the time I spend sleepin
I wake up tired from the day before
All I gotta do is think about you
I grab my hat and I'm running out the door
Pretty soon I'm punchin in
And I do it all again for
One more night with you
That's all I care about
I wouldn't wanna live without
Knowin that you're waiting
there for me
I don't care what we do
The same old thing or something new
As long as I know there's gonna be
One more night with you
One more night with you
07. Summer Was A Bummer
Hello Mary Ann
Can't Tell You How Good It Is To See You Again
How's Your Mother And Your Brother
Have You Still Got That 'Ol Dog?
Well I'm Not So Fine, Tell Me What Was College Like In Caroline
Sure You Really Want To Know
Well Here's The Way Without You Goes
Summer Was A Bummer
A No Good For Nothing Fall And The Winter Brought A Lot Of Snow
We Had A Bumper Crop Planted & It All Got Washed Away In The Floods Worst
Weather Ever
Without You Around There Wasn't Any Love To Grow
You're Kiddin' Me, You're Really Moving Back Here Finally
Well Thats Great, The Same Place
Do You Know What You're Number's Gonna Be?
How 'bout tonight?
Right Now's Just Fine With Me, Right Now's Just Right
You Know I Still Do, Even When I Didn't Hear From You All Last Year
Summer Was a Bummer
And A No Good For Nothing Fall & The Winter Brought A Lot Of Snow
But We Got A Bumper Crop Planted & Granted I Don't Know A Whole Lot About
The
Weather
But One Thing I Do Know, With You Back Around
A Whole Lotta Love's Gonna Grow
Hello Mary Ann
08. Tore Up From The Floor Up
The first time I laid eyes on you
Me and my heart didn抰 have a clue
What it was we were gettin' into
But oh, we soon found out
You said "hi," my heart strings popped
My lips lost track of my train of thought
I started falling, couldn't stop
Look at me now
I'm tore up from the floor up
You're dynamite, you're a real humdinger
I'm unwound from the top down
Wrapped around your little finger
Been sideways all day just thinkin' about last night
I'm tore up from the floor up
This must be what love feels like
My legs told me to find a chair
You said "is it hot in here"
We walked in the cool night air
Then your hand touched mine
I felt the ground begin to shake
I tried to keep my head on straight
Then we kissed, earthquake
The ten point kind
I'm tore up from the floor up
You're dynamite, you're a real humdinger
I'm unwound from the top down
Wrapped around your little finger
Been sideways all day just thinkin' about last night
I'm tore up from the floor up
This must be what love feels like
09. If I Wanted To Forget
I don't have to go
to those places that we used to go to
I could stay away for days on end
If I wanted to
And I don't have to keep
Your picture by the bed to help me sleep
I could find another dream to dream
If I wanted to
I don't have to still be in love with you
With your memory running
through my head
I could get over you
Anytime I wanted to
If I wanted to forget
I just don't want to yet
I don't have to live
With this heartache that you left me with
I could simply get you off my mind
If I wanted to
But then I'd leave behind
All the moents that were
yours and mine
And I don't think that's something
I could do
If I wanted to
I don't have to still be in love with you
With your memory running
through my head
I could get over you
Anytime I wanted to
If I wanted to forget
I just don't want to yet
10. Mine To Lose
Word is out how you've been talkin
Bout how you won that woman's heart
You may think it's your charm
That led her to your arms
But the truth is man I did more
than my part
If I'd only been there for her
She wouldn't be yours now
You'd have never had the chance if
I hadn't let her down
Cause it's a cold hard fact
If I hadn't turned my back
She'd have never turned to you
She was never yours to win
She was mine to lose
You might think you're gonna keep her
But you're just loving
borrowed time
Now I know where I was wrong
I'm gonna make it right and it
won't be long
Til that girl is back to being mine
If I'd only been there for her
She wouldn't be yours now
You'd have never had the chance if
I hadn't let her down
Cause it's a cold hard fact
If I hadn't turned my back
She'd have never turned to you
She was never yours to win
She was mine to lose
Highways & Heartaches
01. Up North (Down South, Back East, Out West)
In spite of the name, Independence, Kansas
Didn't grow many wild roses
But she was young and restless
And I loved her though holding her down was hopeless
I wanted her to say she couldn't live without
The life I had to offer but all she could talk about
Was faraway dreams, cities she'd never seen
How do I find that girl when she could be
Out there anywhere she just up and left
She didn't leave a forwarding address
Or a trail for my lonely heart to follow
Which one of those four winds should I go chasing
She could be in a million places I guess
Up north, down south, back east, out west
She could be up in the Windy City
Where the world spins a little bit faster
Or gettin' a tan down in Miami that might be where I'd catch her
Maybe back in Virginia, her cousin lives there
Out in Arizona, she'd fit in anywhere
It's anyone's guess where she came to rest
My one chance for happiness is
Out there anywhere she just up and left
She didn't leave a forwarding address
Or a trail for my lonely heart to follow
Which one of those four winds should I go chasing
She could be in a million places I guess
Up north, down south, back east, out west
I'm sitting here at a four-way intersection
Praying Lord won't you point me in the right direction
She could be
Out there anywhere she just up and left
She didn't leave a forwarding address
Or a trail for my lonely heart to follow
Which one of those four winds should I go chasing
She could be in a million places I guess
Up north, down south, back east, out west
Up north, down south, back east, out west
02. Life After Lovin’ You
Black coffee and her cigarettes
Another day I'd just soon forget
Doin' time with all my old regrets
Runnin' down another sunset
Albuquerque by the midnight
I found myself some neon lights
Strong whiskey and a bar fight
On the road again at sunrise
And these highways and heartaches
Losin' games and bad breaks
I'm runnin' down and always runnin' out of room
It's been near misses and high stakes
Out of luck and out of place
A dollar short and a day late
Nothin' left to lose
Oh girl, it ain't nothin' new
It's just a life after lovin' you
Truckstop, I'm pullin' in
Check the map and hit the road again
'Cause in the rear view lookin' in
I wish I had some coulda beens
And these highways and heartaches
Losin' games and bad breaks
I'm runnin' down and always runnin' out of room
It's been near misses and high stakes
Out of luck and out of place
A dollar short and a day late
Nothin' left to lose
Oh girl, it ain't nothin' new
It's just a life after lovin' you
Somewhere this road gettin' over you
Has gotta end
Someday I'll find someplace I can turn around
But for now
It's gonna be highways and heartaches
Losin' games and bad breaks
I'm runnin' down and always runnin' out of room
It's been near misses and high stakes
Out of luck and out of place
A dollar short and a day late
Nothin' left to lose
Oh girl, it ain't nothin' new
It's just a life after lovin' you
Oh girl, it ain't nothin' new
It's just a life after lovin' you
03. Goodbye Is The Wrong Way To Go
Your sister's waiting outside
And that horn keeps blowing
You say you can't go home
Without knowing where we're going
And crying
Saying there's no use tryin'
You took off your ring
Got your bags all packed
We both said some things now
That we can't take back
But I’m no quitter
Baby, stop and reconsider
We could call it quits, wash our hands of this
And just move on down the road
But goodbye is the wrong way
Goodbye is the wrong way
Goodbye is the wrong way to go
Well, we've come so far
And it's such a shame
To be pointing fingers
And placing blame
Baby, calm down, I still love you
We can turn this around
Anything worth having
Is worth fighting for
I just can't stand here
While you walk out the door
If you stay the night
I know we can make this work out right
We could call it quits, wash our hands of this
And just move on down the road
But goodbye is the wrong way
Goodbye is the wrong way
Goodbye is the wrong way to go
04. What’s It Gonna Take
Well, you gave me your number
I wrote it on my kitchen wall
And I've been gettin' these signals every time I call
See what this game you're playin'
It ain't no fun at all
Tell me, what's it gonna take to make you love me?
What's it gonna take to make you mine?
What do I have to do to make you want me?
All of the time
Is there a mystery I haven't discovered?
Is there a magic word I need to say?
Is there a way to spark a fire in your heart?
What's it gonna take?
Baby, when we're out ridin' in my old Chevrolet
You kept me slow and you started
With all the things you say
You act like you want to kiss me
But baby it's flyin' away
Tell me, what's it gonna take to make you love me?
What's it gonna take to make you mine?
What do I have to do to make you want me?
All of the time
Is there a mystery I haven't discovered?
Is there a magic word I need to say?
Is there a way to spark a fire in your heart?
What's it gonna take?
What's it gonna take to make you love me?
What's it gonna take to make you mine?
What do I have to do to make you want me?
All of the time
Is there a mystery I haven't discovered?
Is there a magic word I need to say?
Is there a way to spark a fire in your heart?
What's it gonna take?
Is there a way to spark a fire in your heart?
What's it gonna take?
05. She Used To Say That To Me
Let's take a rest
Your kisses take my breath
You are the best
It's never been like this
She used to say that to me
Over and over so sweet
She'll tell you she'll never leave
She used to say that to me
It thrills you so
When she whispers soft and low
Please hold me tight
I need your love tonight
She used to say that to me
Over and over so sweet
She'll tell you she'll never leave
She used to say that to me
I'm yours, she sighs
And she means it at the time
But someday she'll go
If you're wondering how I know
She used to say that to me
Over and over so sweet
She'll tell you she'll never leave
She used to say that
She used to say that to me
Over and over so sweet
She'll tell you she'll never leave
She used to say that to me
She used to say that to me
06.Up And Down
Love is what you make
You give it and you take it
You know not to waste it
You do more than just say it
And love needs removin’
Room for improvin’
Constantly movin’ so don’t stop what your doin’
Up and down
Always changin’
I’m anticipating and waiting to see
What you’ll do
Up and down
Never knowin’
This love’s forever growing
You keep my heart a going up and down
Sometimes I surprise you
With little things that I do
You know how I Like to
Find new ways to excite you
And girl you’re always dreaming
Some dream that keeps me needin’
This crazy little feeling that sends my heart a reelin’
Up and down
Always changin’
I’m anticipating and waiting to see
What you’ll do
Up and down
Never knowin’
This love’s forever growing
You keep my heart a going up and down
Up and down
Always changin’
I’m anticipating and waiting to see
What you’ll do
Up and down
Never knowin’
This love’s forever growing
You keep my heart a going up and down
You keep my heart a going up and down
07. You just Keep On
There you go, do you know what you do to me
When you move around the room like some sweet melody
You move me, so we dance while the band plays a song or two
You just keep on and I’m gonna have to love you
You just keep on turnin’ me on baby
So easily, so gracefully
You’re drivin’ me crazy
Once again you’ve drawn me in
And my heart knows it’s true
You just keep on and I’m gonna have to love you
Here you are in my arms
Better watch your step
You could cause a man to fall and die
Don’t need no help, you’re something else
Heaven knows you’re so close
What else can I do
Baby, you just keep on and I’m gonna have to love you
You just keep on turnin’ me on baby
So easily, so gracefully
You’re drivin’ me crazy
Once again you’ve drawn me in
And my heart knows it’s true
You just keep on and I’m gonna have to love you
Baby, you just keep on and I’m gonna have to love you
08. That’s What Honky Tonks Are For
Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em
That won’t bother me
We’ve got bigger problems than the air we breathe
He left you and she left me
So lets even up the score
That’s what honky tonks are for
The music’s loud and so’s the crowd
Let’s get up and dance
The best way I know to let ‘em go is
To take another chance
Hold on to me, we’ll leave heartaches
Out there on the floor
That’s what honky tonks are for
Forget about your troubles and I’ll forget mine
What’s done is done, we’ll have some fun
And stop all that cryin’
We’ll dance around the memories
Till they don’t hurt no more
That’s what honky tonks are for
The night’s still young and so are we
Don’t waste another tear
Gettin’ over someone gone is why we’re here
We’ll find a brand new future by the time they close those doors
That’s what honky tonks are for
Forget about your troubles and I’ll forget mine
What’s done is done, we’ll have some fun
And stop all that cryin’
We’ll dance around the memories
Till they don’t hurt no more
That’s what honky tonks are for
Yeah that’s what honky tonks are for
09. You Were, You Are, You’ll Always Be
I had no direction, I had no plan
In this big world I was a grain of sand
The first time our eyes met and you spoke my name
I felt a bond that only heaven could change
Don't even question, don't ever doubt
This kinda' river will never run out
You were, you are, you'll always be
My hope, my dream and all I'll need
My light in the dark, my soul, my heart
The only love for me
You were, you are, you'll always be
I won't make a promise that I can't keep
This love I feel for you runs way to deep
God as my witness by his design
I'll be with you until the end of time
You've stood beside me, you've been so true
I can't imagine my life without you
You were, you are, you'll always be
My hope, my dream and all I'll need
My light in the dark, my soul, my heart
The only love for me
You were, you are, you'll always be
My light in the dark, my soul, my heart
The only love for me
You were, you are, you'll always be
10. I’m Lonesome Too
You call me up and say your tears are fallin'
You know I'd love to comfort you
Guess we always had alot in common
You know, I'm lonesome, too
You know, I'm lonesome, too
If pouring rain and thunder shakes your window
Trouble comes knockin' out of the blue
It don't matter which way that old wind blows
‘cause, I'm lonesome, too
I'm lonesome, too
If there's something in your heart, you can't get over
I'll be the ladder you can use
Climb on up and cry here, on my shoulder
You know I'm lonesome too
There's a well upon that hill, that's good for wishin'
And time and time again, I wish for you
But, my heart's broke and all my money's missin'
You know, I'm lonesome, too
You know, I'm lonesome, too
Place To Turn Around (2009)
01. Good Day To Go Crazy
Woke up to a perfect day
Told myself ther ain't no way
That I'm wasting this at work
I came up with an alibi
Called work with a little lie
Now I'm free as a bird
I know that don't sound like me
But girl this just might be
A good day to go crazy
A good day to lose our minds
I been thinkin' lately
We been wound a bit too tight
I was hopin' maybe me and you
Could find a little trouble to get into
Oh baby its a good day to go crazy
Go get your old cutoffs
Your tanktop, flipflops is all you need
Girl to turn me on
We'll get the cooler and a little cash
A bag of ice, a tank of gas
And we can just get gone
I won't say what happens next
I'll let you make up the rest
Cause its a good day to go crazy
A good day to lose our minds
I been thinkin' lately
We been wound a bit too tight
I was hopin' maybe me and you
Could find a little trouble to get into
Oh baby its a good day to go crazy
Let's trade reality
For some real insanity
It's a good day to go crazy
A good day to lose our minds
I been thinkin' lately
We been wound a bit too tight
I was hopin' maybe me and you
Could find a little trouble to get into
Oh baby its a good day to go crazy
02. The Best Part
Yeah dad we called it quits
I guess it's good we didn't have kids
Least that's what she said
We been rocky for a while
I guess we both just got tired of wasted breath
He grabbed my shoulder with a gentle hand
And said son let me tell you something man to man
You're gonna miss the best part
Someday it'll all pay off
When you realize all your sacrifice was worth the cost
Something special grows when two people know
They won't run when things get hard
If you only want the good time
You're gonna miss the best part
And he said I bet you think your mom and me
Never had those times when we could have given up
We found a way to work it out
And over time all those doubts turned into trust
So if there's anything left at all
Swallow your pride son, give her a call
Cause you're gonna miss the best part
Someday it'll all pay off
When you realize all your sacrifice was worth the cost
Something special grows when two people know
They won't run when things get hard
If you only want the good time
You're gonna miss the best part
That's why I'm standing her with flowers in my hand
Hopin' you and me can give it one more chance
Cause we're gonna miss the best part
Someday it'll all pay off
When you realize all your sacrifice was worth the cost
Something special grows when two people know
They won't run when things get hard
If you only want the good time
You're gonna miss the best part
03. God Made Me
I look at this old world and I get it
Every little thing has a place living in it
And I've come to realize that even the smallest grain of sand
Means no less than a mountain in the masters hands
But I never really knew where I fit in
Till I looked into your eyes and now I understand
God made me to love you
He put me on this earth to always be there for you
A man that you deserve
And if there's nothing else I'm ever called to do
I can see God made me to love you
I used to spend my nights just wishin'
That I could finally realize who I was missin'
Cause I always thought my life was meant for something more
But never really knowin' what I was searchin' for
Well that was before you were here
Now I can see my purpose perfectly clear
God made me to love you
He put me on this earth to always be there for you
A man that you deserve
And if there's nothing else I'm ever called to do
I can see God made me to love you
And if there's nothing else I'm ever called to do
I can see God made me to love you
04. What's A Broken Heart For You
Lord I know it's been a while
And I ain't got no good excuse
I guess you know she doesn't love me anymore
And I need some help from you
Oh God this hurt
It just gets worse
And I know there must be something you can do
Cause I've seen rainbows after rain
Babies born, seasons change
A bolt of lightning split the night in two
I see your world and I'm amazed
It took you less than seven days
And I'm convinced there ain't a thing you can't do
So what's a broken heart for you
Well I tried reaching for a bottle
Like any fool would do
And I tried reaching for a strangers touch
Instead of reaching out to you
Now here I stand just as I am
Knowin' your my only hope to make it through
Cause I've seen rainbows after rain
Babies born, seasons change
A bolt of lightning split the night in two
I see your world and I'm amazed
It took you less than seven days
And I'm convinced there ain't a thing you can't do
So what's a broken heart for you
I see your world and I'm amazed
It took you less than seven days
And I'm convinced there ain't a thing you can't do
So what's a broken heart for you
What's a broken heart for you
05. Right Where I Want You
I was the last one you'd ever think would fall in love
I was livin', lovin' freedom wasn't plannin' on giving it up
I told you right up front how it was gonna be
And I don't know how you did it but you turned those tables on me
You got me right where I want you
I guess you know that don't ya
You knew just what to do to change my mind
You got me right where I want you
I swear I didn't want to
You got me where I want you all the time
You played it just right, you were shy and coy
When the time was right you really laid some lovin' on a good ole boy
I never even knew I could feel so much
And now I'm glad you were smart enough for the both of us
You got me right where I want you
I guess you know that don't ya
You knew just what to do to change my mind
You got me right where I want you
I swear I didn't want to
You got me where I want you all the time
I've got to have it, I'm lost in your charm
Come on baby I'll do anything you want
You got me right where I want you
I guess you know that don't ya
You knew just what to do to change my mind
You got me right where I want you
I swear I didn't want to
You got me where I want you all the time
06. I Want To
You feel like talkin' baby I'm all ears
You feel like cryin' my shoulders always here
I may not be able to dry every tear
But I want to cause I want you
And I need you so I need to
Show you how much I love you
You say I don't have to do the things that I do
But I do cause I want to
You feel like singing baby I know your song
You feel like dancing well I've got all night long
I may not know everything that turns you on
But I want to cause I want you
And I need you so I need to
Show you how much I love you
You say I don't have to do the things that I do
But I want to
Yeah I want to cause I want you
And I need you so I need to
Show you just how much I love you
You say I don't have to do the things that I do
But I do cause I want to
I want to
07. She Knows Me
She knows when I been drinkin'
With just a quick look in my eyes
The same way that she can tell
When I've told a little lie
And though the thought would never cross her mind
To act the way I do sometimes
She rarely has an angry word to say
Cause she knows me but she loves me anyway
She knows when I get angry I can be a little wild
And sometimes when I don't get my way I can act just like a child
Heaven knows I don't understand when she sees how I really am
How she can overlook enough to stay
Cause she knows me but she loves me anyway
She must see something buried deep inside that I don't see
Cause she just keeps on waiting for the man she knows I try so hard to be
And though I'm no angel, the Good Lord knows I'm thankful
To witness this small miracle each day
But she knows me but she loves me anyway
No I'm no angel, the Good Lord knows I'm thankful
To witness this small miracle each day
But she knows me but she loves me anyway
She knows me but she loves me anyway
08. Every Time I Give The Devil A Ride
I was fighting rush hour traffic when I heard that little voice
It said man it sure is hot, lets stop and have one with the boys
Next thing I knew I was working on number five
Every time I give the Devil a ride he wants to drive
Then I started thinking I was Minnesota Fats
I lost a hundred dollars tryin' to win a 20 back
That little voice kept tellin' me that lady luck was on my side
Every time I give the Devil a ride he wants to drive
He can't wait to get behind the wheel
Head straight down to troubleville
Lord knows it's a miracle I'm still alive
Cause every time I give the Devil a ride he wants to drive
By now I should know better than to stop and let him in
Cause even when he's in disguise I always know it's him
Next time I see him with his thumb out I'm gonna pass him by
Every time I give the Devil a ride he wants to drive
He can't wait to get behind the wheel
Head straight down to troubleville
Lord knows it's a miracle I'm still alive
Cause every time I give the Devil a ride he wants to drive
If I give temptation an inch it takes a mile
And every time I give the Devil a ride he wants to drive
09. I Wouldn't Know
Must be nice just to take your heart and run
When loves no fun and just say your through
You don't think twice when it's over and done
You never need anyone like I need you
Just how does it feel to say goodbye
And not look back with a tear in your eye
I wouldn't know
I wake up every morning with an empty feelin' deep down in my soul
I still think of you and lose control
Lettin' go must be nice but I wouldn't know
Well lucky you, you got a heart that heals fast
You forget the past before it's gone
Your on the move startin' over again
No matter whose been right or wrong
Well I been here and there's somebody else
I bet it's great to be so sure of yourself
But I wouldn't know
I wake up every morning with an empty feelin' deep down in my soul
I still think of you and lose control
Lettin' go must be nice but I wouldn't know
Now you act like I'm just someone you knew
How does it feel to be that sure we're through
I wouldn't know
I wake up every morning with an empty feelin' deep down in my soul
I still think of you and lose control
Lettin' go must be nice but I wouldn't know
10. Place To Turn Around
I guess I took a wrong turn somewhere
I somehow got off track
I started down a windin' road
And I'm havin' trouble findin' my way back
And every day it just gets clearer
I've never been as lost as I am now
I'm headed down the wrong way
I need to find a place to turn around
When she left it nearly killed me
It was more than I could bear
I traded my Bible for a bottle and
Well things went to hell from there
Now I spend each day just looking for
Some way off this road I'm racin' down
Now Lord if your still listening
I need to find a place to turn around
I know I can't go on like this
When I think of all the life I've missed
Numbing myself trying to forget her
The thing that mostly I regret
What I've been drinkin' to forget
Is about the only thing I can't remember
Well I'll tell myself today's the day
I'll get over this somehow
And tonight I'll stumble in again
Lookin' for a place to turn around
At least I've come to realize
There's no future in the way I'm livin' now
I know this is a dead end
I need to find a place to turn around
Now Lord if your still listening
I need to find a place to turn around
11. Drinkin' Thing
Every day I tell myself it's temporary
It's only 'cause she's young
That makes her want another man
And even though she makes me feel unnecessary
I found a way to help me understand
I've got this drinkin' thing
To keep from thinking things
About where you been, who you been with
And what you've done
And it's a lonely thing
But it's the only thing
To keep a foolish man in love and hangin' on
If I wait up at homeall lonely, ask her questions
She'd probably the truth so I don't even ask
So I sit here on this bar stool,feelin' helpless
And I wonder just how long a man can last
I've got this drinkin' thing
To keep from thinking things
About where you been, who you been with
And what you've done
And it's a lonely thing
But it's the only thing
To keep a foolish man in love and hangin' on
I've got this drinkin' thing
To keep from thinking things
About where you been, who you been with
And what you've done
And it's a lonely thing
But it's the only thing
To keep a foolish man in love and hangin' on
To keep a foolish man in love and hangin' on
DEVIL WITHOUT A CAUSE (1998)
01. Bawitdaba
02. Cowboy
03. Devil Without A Cause
04. I Am The Bullgod
05. Roving Gangster(Rollin')
06. Wasting Time
07. Welcome 2 The Party (Ode To The Old School)
08. I Got one For Ya'
09. Somebody's Gotta Feel This
10. Fist of Rage
11. Only God Knows Why
12. Fuck Off
13. Where U At Rock
14. Black Chick, White Guy
THE HISTORY OF ROCK (2000)
01. Intro
02. American Bad Ass
03. Prodigal Son
04. Paid
05. Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp
06. Dark & Grey
07. 3 Sheets To The Wind (What's My Name)
08. Abortion
09. I Wanna Go Back
10. Ya' Keep On
11. Fuck That
12. Fuck You Blind
13. Born 2 B A Hick
14. My Oedipus Complex
COCKY (2001)
01. Trucker Anthem
02. Forever
03. Lay It On Me
04. Cocky
05. What I Learned Out On The Road
06. I'm Wrong, But You Ain't Right
07. Lonely Road of Faith
08. You Never Met A Motherfucker Quite Like Me (unavailable)
09. Picture
10. I'm A Dog
11. Midnight Train To Memphis
12. Baby Come Home
13. Drunk In The Morning
14. WCSR
KID ROCK (2003)
01. Rock n' Roll Pain Train
02. Cadillac Pussy
03. Feel Like Makin' Love
04. Black Bob
05. Jackson, Mississippi
06. Cold and Empty
07. Intro
08. Rock n' Roll
09. Hillbilly Stomp
10. I Am
11. Son of Detroit
12. Do It For You
13. Hard Night For Sarah
14. Run Off To L.A.
15. Single Father
‘LIVE’ TRUCKER (2006)
01. Son of Detroit
02. Bawitdaba
03. Cowboy Intro
04. Cowboy
05. Devil Without A Cause
06. Somebody's Gotta Feel This/Fist of Rage
07. Picture
08. American Bad Ass
09. Rock n' Roll Pain Train
10. Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp
11. Motherfucker Quite Like Me
12. Cocky
13. Only God Knows Why
14. Outstanding (unavailable)
ROCK N’ ROLL JESUS (2008)
01. Rock n' Roll Jesus
02. Amen
03. All Summer Long
04. Roll On (unavailable)
05. So Hott
06. Sugar
07. When U Love Someone
08. New Orleans
09. Don't Tell Me U Love Me
10. Blue Jeans and A Rosary
11. Half Your Age
12. Lowlife ( Living The Highlife)
BORN FREE (2010)
01. Born Free
02. Slow My Roll
03. Care (feat. Martina McBride and T.I.)
04. Purple Sky
05. When It Rains
06. God Bless Saturday
07. Collide (feat. Sheryl Crow and Bob Seger on Piano)
08. Flyin’ High (feat. Zac Brown)
09. Times Like These
10. Rock On
11. Rock Bottom Blues
12. For The First Time (In A Long Time)
DEVIL WITHOUT A CAUSE (1998)
01. Bawitdaba (4:27)
(R.J. Ritchie, M. Shafer, J. Krause)
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Get Ready)
My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIID Kid Rock
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
And this is for the questions that don't have any answers
The midnight glancers and the topless dancers
The gang of freaks, cars packed with speakers
The G's with the forties and the chicks with beepers
The Northern Lights and the Southern Comfort
And it don't even matter if your veins are punctured
All the crackheads, the critics, the cynics
And all my heroes at the Methodone Clinics
All you bastards at the IRS
For the crooked cops and the cluttered desks
For the shots of jack and the caps of meth
Half pints of love and the fifths of stress
For the hookers all trickin' out in Hollywood
And for my hoods of the world misunderstood
I said it's all good and it's all in fun
(Now get in the pit and try to love someone)
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Love Someone)
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Kill Someone)
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Love Someone)
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Come On)
For the time bombs tickin' and the heads that hang
All the gangs gettin' money and the heads that bang bang
Wild mustangs, the porno flicks
All my homies in the county in cell block six
The grits when there ain't enough eggs to cook
And for D.B. Cooper and money he took
You could look for answers but that ain't fun
(Now get in the pit and try to love someone)
(What)
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Come On)
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Raw(raw, raw)
And for the hate (and for the hate, and for the hate)
And for the peace (and for the peace)
WARRRRRRRRRRRR
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Come Onnnnnnnn)
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Ha ha ha ha ha
02. Cowboy (4:17)
(R.J. Ritchie, M. Shafer, J. Trombly, J. Travis)
(Cowboy...Cowboy)
Well I'm packin' up my game and I'm a head out west
Where real women come equipped with scripts and fake breasts
Find a nest in the hills, chill like Flynt
Buy an old drop top find a spot to pimp
Then I'm a Kid Rock it up and down your block
With a bottle of Scotch and watch lots of crotch
Buy a yacht with a flag sayin' chillin' the most
Then rock that bitch up and down the coast
Give a toast to the sun, drink with the stars
Get thrown in the mix and tossed outta bars
Sip the Tiajuana, I wanna roam
Find my old town chillin' fools and come back home
Start an escort service for all the right reasons
And set up shop at the top of four seasons
Kid Rock and I'm the real mccoy
And I'm headed out west sucker
Because I wanna be a
Cowboy baby
(With the top let back and the sunshine shinin')
Cowboy baby
(West coast chillin' with the Boone's Wine)
I wanna be a Cowboy baby
(Ridin' at night cause I sleep all day)
Cowboy baby
(I can smell a pig from a mile away)
I bet you'll hear my whistle blowin' when my train rolls in
It goes (whistle) like dust in the wind
Stoned pimp, stoned freak, stoned outta my mind
I once was lost (but now I'm just blind)
Palm trees and weed, scabbed knees and rice
Get a map to the stars, find Heidi Fleiss
And if the price is right then I'm gonna make my bid boy
And let Cali-for-ny-aye know why they call me
Cowboy baby
(With the top let back and the sunshine shinin')
Cowboy baby
(West coast chillin' with the Boone's Wine)
I wanna be a Cowboy baby
(Ridin' at night cause I sleep all day)
Cowboy baby
(I can smell a pig from a mile away)
Yeahhhh Kid Rock you can call me Tex
Rollin' sunset woman with a bottle of Becks
Seen a slimmy in a vette, rolled down my glass
And said, Yeah this (uh) fits right in your
No kiddin', gun slingin', spurs hittin' the floor
Call me Hoss, I'm the Boss, with the sauce in the whores
No remorse for the sherrif, in his eye I ain't right
I'm a paint his town red then paint his wife white UH
Cause chaos, rock like Amadeus
Find West Coast pussy for my Detroit players
Mack like mayors, ball like Lakers
They told us to leave but bet they can't make us
Why they wanna pick on me, lock me up and stored away my key
I ain't no G, I'm just a regular failure
I ain't straight outta Compton, I'm straight out the trailer
Cuss like a sailor, drink like a Mick
My only words of wisdom are just (Radio Edit)
I'm flickin' my Bic up and down that coast and
And keep on truckin' till it falls in the ocean
(Cowboyyyyyyyy)
With the top let back and the sunshine shinin'
(Cowboyyyyyyyy)
Spend all my time at Hollywood and Vine
(Cowboyyyyyyyy)
Ridin' at night cause I sleep all day
(Cowboyyyyyyyy)
I can smell a pig from a mile away
(Cowboyyyyyyyy)
With the top let back and the sunshine shinin'
(Cowboyyyyyyyy)
With the top let back and the sunshine shinin'
(Cowboyyyyyyyy)
Hollywood and Vine-in'
03. Devil Without A Cause (5:32)
(R.J. Ritchie, M. Shafer, K. Olson, J. Hutchins, L. Smith, T. Shaw)
Mmmmm mmmm
Ohhhh ohhhh ohhhh
Oh oh oh oh
You knew that I was comin' cause you heard my name
But you don't know my game and never felt my pain
Can't read my brain but you read my lips
And got scared when you heard that I was comin' with hits
(Comin' with hits)
Now don't even trip, be a man instead
Give thanks I'm alive when I should be dead uh
I'm in the red cause my mind's distortin'
People claimin' they know me but they only know a portion
I'm a move mountains and touch the sun
Don't get scared now you knew this day would come
So hold your bids, all bets are closed
And fuck all you hoes
Cause it's been a long time comin'
But I finally broke like an egg yolk I ain't no joke
Like some uncut dope motherfuckin' Kid Rock's to blame
Same game, same name, ain't a damn thing changed
No sell-out, I ain't no hoe
Fuck the radio, comin' from the R-O-M-E-O
Watch me throw like a fist of rage
Self made and paid and sawed off twelve gauges
Up that ass for the nine-eight (nine-eight)
Never fake, shake, straight from the Great Lakes
Seven years on wax comin' correct
Flat out you diss me punk
That's when I pull a strap out
And I get to buck-buck-buckin' a fuck-fuck-fuckin' your hoes
Cause they know who's runnin' this shit, Top Dog I'm the C-E-O
Role model, your motherfuckin' H-E-R-O
My motto, Be Cool (be cool) Keep Pimpin' (keep pimpin')
Don't sleep, we roll deep in a Lincoln
Four Vogues on a hundred spokes
We bust Biltmore Beavers and Top Dog Coats
We float like butterflies, sting like queen bees
Strapped with A-K's straight from the Chinese
What the fuck's goin' on in the D
Bunch of white boys pimpin' like the K-I-D
And it's all good, I got love for my honkeys (it's all good)
We roll thick kick ass like donkeys
Anybody fuck's with you I'm gonna mack 'em
Devil without a cause, I'm goin' platinum
I'm goin' platinum
I'm goin' platinum
We're goin' platinum
Devil without a cause, I'm goin' platinum...uh
(Devil, Devil, Devil)
(Yeah we come to party, so get down everybody)
Come On
(Yeah we come to party)
I went from St. Claire Shores and drink specials at Winners
To New York City and 700 dollar dinners
From hangin' with sinners and second hand cheap sex
To gettin' much respect from top record execs
The cool Kid's comin' up to call y'all out
So shut up now or put my balls in your mouth
Bet that ass hoss I ain't forgot
When I was tossed in the dime baby left to rot
Used to call me dummy when my nose was fuckin' runny
Now I'm fuckin' bunnies gettin' fuckin' Matchbox 20 money
Motherfuckers wanna claim their down
But when I was broke and down I never seen 'em around
All the shit we talked, all the shit we dreamed
I did it without you, I got a brand new team
No triple beams it seems like a movie
Bought two cribs, droptop, and jacuzzi
No more fluzzies only high class hoes
Couple when it rains and a few when it snows
A brand new nose to go along with my habit
And a garden hose made outta 24 karat
Bought a couple parrots that like to squak
And they sound like you and all the shit you talk
Step inside my shoes, you couldn't fill em doc
You're too old to kid (kid) too soft to (rap) rock
Already did what most love did shout
Seven years on wax and I still ain't sold out
And there ain't no doubt in my mind
That I'm gonna stomp all over your test of time
I'm goin' platinum
I'm goin' platinum...uh
I'm goin' platinum
Were goin' platinum
Devil without a cause, I'm goin' platinum
(Devil) uh, uh
(Devil)
Come On
(Devil) uh,uh
(Devil)
Straight outta the streets of Taylor
(Yeahhhhhhhh)
3 foot high
Ready to get fly
Joe C
[Joe C]
I'm the J-O-E to the C hoe
Call me Joe C got more game than Coleco
I'm a freak hoe call me sick
Three foot nine with a ten foot dick
The ladies pick, I'm a crazy hick
And rake through kind like a bum through wine
It's my time so I'm a shine like lead
Old as piss but small as ass
Watch me pass, smoke some hash
You're rakin' grass while I'm rakin' cash
High-ass voice like Aaron Nevelle
And I'm down with The Devil
Say we like to party, rock the party
(We like to party, rock the party)
We like to party, rock the party
(We like to party, rock the party)
You like to party, rock the party
(We like to party, rock the party)
You like to party, rock the party
Devil without a cause, I'm going platinum...uh
Come on
Uh-huh
Come On
Ha ha ha ha ha
04. I Am The Bullgod (4:50)
(R.J. Ritchie)
I am the bullgod
I am free
And I feed on all that is forsaken
I'm gonna get you
I see through you
I'm gonna get you
I'm like a train I roll hard lettin' off much steam
In the Carhart flannel and the dusty jeans baby
I never was cool with James Dean
But I be hangin' tough with my man Jim Beam
I swing low like a chimp
Back in '86 man I was seein' a shrink
But now I'm humble and I can only think
About New Orleans and those jumbo shrimp
So ask no questions and I'll tell no lies
I got big ole pupils and blood shot eyes
I'm on the brink if you know what I mean
And a twelve step program couldn't keep me clean
Cause I'm the bullgod ya understand
The illegitimate son of man
The T-O-P to the D-O-G
Or the P-O-T to the G-O-D
And I'm trippin'(trippin', trippin')...uh...huh huh
Said I'm trippin' (trippin', trippin', trippin')
I am the bullgod
I am free
And I feed on all that is forsaken
I'm gonna get you
I see through you
I'm gonna get you
Alotta people poke fun and that's alright
But when I start pokin' back they get all uptight HUH
You can't cap with the master son
So sit your ass down 'fore I blast ya one
Cause I'm so greasy you could call me mud
And I feel a little Hank runnin' through my blood
I wanna flood the world with my twisted thoughts
You could bid all day but I can't be bought UH
Break it up let's tie one on
I gotta get set to go and cut the lawn
So I grab my walkman but before I cut
I go behind the garage and fire it up
Cause I'm the bullgod you understand
The illegitimate son of man
The T-O-P to the D-O-G
Or the P-O-T to the G-O-D
And I'm trippin'(trippin', trippin', triipin')...huh huh
Said I'm trippin' (trippin', trippin', trippin')
And you know
I am the bullgod
I am free
And I feed on all that is forsaken
(I'm forsakennnnnnnn yeahhhhhhhh)
Now you motherfuckin' know goddamn it
Pfft you ain't nothin'...yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Come on get em up
Come on get em up
Come on get em up
I am the bullgod
I am free
And I feed on all that is forsaken
I am the bullgod yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I am free
And I feed on all that is
I get a feeling of peace from a low slow high
As I sit in my chair and watch life go by
These thoughts I have I can't mold to sense
Through the forest of my mind they're all past tense
Born and raised in the outer lands
And at times you could say I'm outta hand
I'm in a band of gypsies, we're on the run
Everytime that paper hits my tongue
And sometimes it seems so odd
When my veins are poppin' and I'm on the nod
I am the bullgod you understand
And here in my head is my master plan
Uh...I'm gonna get you
I see through you
I'm gonna get you
I see through you
05. Roving Gangster (Rollin’) (4:24)
(R.J. Ritchie, M. Shafer, A. Nehra, M. Morales, D. Robinson, D. Wimbley)
Everything's tight from my loot to my friends
I ain't got time to tighten up loose ends huh
I been that route too many times
If I ain't stabbed in the back I ain't writin' no rhymes
I wish for that in which my heart holds dear
But ain't nobody playin' what I'm tryin' to hear
I been sayin' for years that the fakes wouldn't last
You were jockin' that bullshit now you look like a ass
Get gassed in the garage of sickness
As I bring a little swing into your world of stiffness
Cause I got plenty of rhymes to spill
Ain't got nothin' more than time to kill
Form like a blister, drink like a failure
Rip like a twister right through a trailer
Punk after dark's when you'll see me comin'
My gun's gunnin' and the 8-0-8's hummin'
Raw Raw Rip Rock Rude
Sample anything I like and never get sued
At 18 I had a hardcore attitude (Yeah)
When I turned 19 I was tourin' with Ice Cube
It's true I'm from the old school
Where the rules don't bend and the beats don't end
No place to be, I gotta let these knuckers know just who the fuck I be
I'm still the (body rockin' three emcee)
(Well clap your hands to what he's doin')
I'm a razor blade slittin' through a wrist of hate
I'm a contradiction, I'm a twist of fate
See me rollin'
You got me roooollin'
I'm rollin'
Searchin' underneath the sun
(Kid Rock snorts cocaine)
Huh Huh I'm dead as shit, but I ain't been killed
See I'm a Mack, I'm a truck, but I'm Peterbilt (Peterbilt)
I am the Trucker and my ego's large
I'm the K to the I, call me sarge
Roll number seven raise south of heaven
See my crew comin' hear them Harley's revvin'
I'm steppin' to your crew with a glick of hicks
Got 3 LP's but I ain't got no hits
And I'm greatful, hateful, little son of a G
I'm a deadhead runnin' from the D-P-D
Got soul yo plagued with the rhythms cancer
Grab a pole you'll be swingin' like a topless dancer
Biltmore Beavers and a Top Dog Coatdown
Top car four Vogues on a hundred spokes
Got a roundtrip ticket to the promised land
If it ain't all that I'll be back my man
Rolllin'
You got me roooollin'
I'm roooollin'
Searchin' undearneath the sun
Rollin'
You got me roooo-o-o-o-llin'
I'm roooollin'
Searchin' undearneath the sun
Yeah...uh
Come on
Feel me
Days roll by and they roll too fast
I said days roll by, I watch them pass
Yeah you wanna roll with Rock
And party with the crews that just don't stop uh-huh...yeah
Rollin'
You got me rollin'
I'm rollin'
Searchin' undearneath the sun
Searchin' undearneath the sun
Searchin' undearneath the sun
06. Wasting Time (4:02)
(R.J. Ritchie, M. Shafer, L. Buckingham)
Yeah...uh, uh, uh
I'm a pimp, you can check my stats
And rollin' a Fleetwood that's how I mack
I rock all the tracks so the world knows
I love all the girls, smack all the hoes
Show love to those who come real with it
Life's a bitch but I deal with it
I'm in it to win it like Yzerman
Could drink about fifteen Heinekins
I'm not born again but if I was
I'd ask to come back with a little more love
Puffin' the Winston, drinkin' a 4-0
Kid Rock and I'm a let you know
(I been sittin' here just wastin' time)
(Drinkin', smokin', thinkin', tryin' to free my mind)
(I been sittin' here just wastin' time)
(Drinkin', smokin', tryin' to free my mind)
It's been a couple of months in this smokey room
Eatin' shrooms, drinkin' Boone's
Writin' tunes and hopin' to get
One of these motherfuckin' songs to hit (yeah, yeah)
A little bit of love that's all I need
A little inspiration and a bag of weed
A seed to plant so my tree can grow
You know I left my girl cause I don't need that
Hooold up wait a minute I'm about to flow
Like a breeze through the trees you can watch me blow
Puffin' the Winston, drinkin' a 4-0
Kid Rock and I'm a let you know
(I been sittin' here just wastin' time)
(Drinkin', smokin', thinkin', tryin' to free my mind)
(I been sittin' here just wastin' time)
(Drinkin', smokin', tryin' to free my mind)
(Oh yeah)
(Oh yeah)
(Free my mind)
(Ooohhh yeah)
Come on
Uh, Uh...(Owwww)
I ain't no rough guy, ain't no tough guy
Don't get out much and don't dress up fly
A pawn in the game that's all I am
Givin' all my duckets to Uncle Sam, fuck it
I'm free to do what I please little lady
I was born at night but not last night baby
I been around, seen some things
I slept in dumpsters, got high with kings
I don't bring much, ain't got a lot to say
But I got more time than Morris Day
Puffin' the Winston, drinkin' a 4-0
Kid Rock and I'm a let you know
(I been sittin' here just wastin' time)
(Drinkin', smokin', thinkin', tryin' to free my mind) (free my mind)
(I been sittin' here just wastin' time)
(Drinkin', smokin', tryin' to free my mind)
(Smokin' and drinkin')
(I been sittin' here just wastin' time)
(Drinkin', smokin', thinkin', tryin' to free my mind) (f-free free my mind)
(I been sittin' here just wastin' time)
(Drinkin', smokin', tryin' to free my mind)
(Wastin' my time)
(Hey I'm smokin')
(Hey I'm drinkin'...tryin' to free my mind)
(I been sittin' here just wastin' time)
(Drinkin', smokin', tryin' to free my mind)
07. Welcome 2 The Party (Ode 2 The old Schol) (5:14)
(R.J. Ritchie, M. Shafer, L. Dozier, B. Holland, E. Holland)
(It ain't nothin' but a party hey)
(From the early evenin' till the break of day)
(So step this way and let your mind be free)
(And by the way...welcome to the party)
Well my name's Kid Rock I'm a Capricorn
And Detroit City's where I was born
When I was young I knew I'd always be
A super live body rockin' M.C.
I'm TNT I'm dynamite
And I'm a rock this party all damn night
I got the gift of gab I can walk the walk
I became an M.C. when I learned to talk
Sayin' goo-goo ga-ga
I gotta lotta, time to eat emcees like pirhana
I'm a pro at this, yeah the ultimate
Cause I don't spit my rap too quick
I'm the ladies pick all around the world
But I only got eyes for just one girl
I don't twirl around like a ballarena
I roll through towns and I rock arenas
I may seem a little underage
But at least I am not underpaid
I'm one of kind, here to shock your mind
And I will serve no rhymes before their time
The K-K-Kid Rock that is my name
And if you ask me again, I'll tell ya the same
Who's to blame I don't really know
But my game's so tight I think I'm gonna go pro
So here we go, here here we go
I'm a rock it up high then rock it down low
From the floor to the ceiling to the living room
Cause people like to hear my bass go boom
Boom, b-boom, boom, b-boom, boom, boom, boom
Prrrii, boom, boom, ba boom, boom, boom
The one-two-three-three-two-one
Don't stop me now I've just begun
Don't cut me down, don't start no fight
Or I'll put my foot in your ass tonight
I'm outta sight like the planet Mars
And when I set my sights I shoot for stars
I don't like small cars or real big women
But somehow I always find myself in 'em
I'm a hidden gem, a rollin' stone
I'm a one man band with a microphone
Here to make you shake and move your body
So come on in and welcome to the party
(It ain't nothin' but a party hey)
(From the early evenin' till the break of day)
(So step this way and let your mind be free)
(And by the way...welcome to the party)
(Ah, ah, excuse me Mr. Kid Rock)
What's up
(Can I do my thing)
(Ah can I have a little somethin' to say right here)
Oh yeah, go ahead baby
I'm a real live show you can watch me throw
I'm the M to the L and I'll let ya know
Alize tastes too sweet and beer will make ya fat
I got a pound of dank and a gallon of Cognaic
I'm all of that and a bag of chips
Fuck it, I'm the whole damn party mix
I'm the chick that seems all that classy
You can't party with me or you can kiss my (whistle)
(It ain't nothin' but a party hey)
(From the early evenin' till the break of day)
(So step this way and let your mind be free)
(And by the way...welcome to the party)
(Ha ha, hey Grandmaster Bob that old school shit's fresh)
(But ah let's rock some of that fuckin' 1998 Kid Rock shit bro)
I'm a Irish lad but don't call me Clancy
I'm a rock it for Dixie to suit your fancy
Rock your pants off and party my dick off
People wanna know when's the tour gonna kick off (kick off)
I'm no rip off, it's all original
Not too political a little cynical
About the fakes that squak that straight talk alotta of ca-ca
Know a lot of chicks that like to call me poppa
Don't start drama, macks in the Bahamas
Rock on the dance floor to din dada
Cause I'm a player that you love to hate
Got your girl suckin' dick on video tape UH
I like pussy, suckin' on titties
Fucked alotta of different bitches from a bunch of different cities
Kid Rock and I'm the same old fool
I'll tell ya drop your boyfriend then drop outta high school
I got a whirlpool, don't even ask
Lickin' pussy underwater shootin' bubbles up your ass
I'm so crass that I'm the last of my kind
Me, Slick Willie in the DC Shrine uh
Sometimes I rhyme just for kicks
Forget the bullshit and bust like this
I don't steal from the rich and give to the poor
I take from my bitches and give it to my whores
What up I'm sayin' everybody
You get fucked up and I'll rock the party
Rock the party
Rock the party
Rock the party yeah
Rock the party
Rock the party
Rock the party
Rock the party
Rock the party
Rock the party
Rock the party
Rock the party
Rock the party
Rock the party
Rock the party
Rock the party
Rock the party
Dude you're outta of your fuckin' mind ha ha
(Yeah...yeah)
(Everybody got the job, you're all hired)
08. I Got One For Ya’ (3:43)
(R.J. Ritchie, M. Shafer, K. Olson, J. Travis, J. Williams)
Lit up like the Fourth I'm a happy drunk
Come to poppa big momma cause your daddy's drunk
I wanna pump pump it up like the Goodyear Blimp
Make ya hollar for a dollar that's the way I pimp
Gold links and minks and shrimp dinners on the bayou
Thems are the things that I ain't gonna buy you
It's like one of them freak things
Hit it once maybe every couple week things
I got no love, I got no riches
I don't roll Vogues and I ain't got switches
I got no game, I can't reward ya
But if you want a long one baby
(I got one for ya...this is your shot)
(I got one for ya...this is your shot)
Uh-Huh Check It
People always talkin' what they gonna do
They must want their face to maybe taste my shoe
I can't understand all the push and shove
And what the fuck happened to the peace and love
Who planted that glove man I don't care
I'm too busy runnin' fingers through your momma's hair
I got no time for the fakes and the phonies
The crooks and the creeps and the cops and the cronies
Am I the only one on my side
Test my pride I bet you run and hide
You think I'm weak so you're lookin' for the kill
But there's sixteen shots in my nine-mili
(I got one for ya...(uh huh) this is your shot) yeah
(I got one for ya...this is your shot)
Jimmy Jimmy Ji-ah Jimmy Jimmy
I like that
Yeah...lay it down brother
(Lay it down with me baby)
Hu Hoooooo Hooo
(Lay it down with me baby)
Ha Ha
(A little little bit of your time)
Ohhh record companies
Record companies stressin' cause they all want hits
And yeah I'm 'bout it 'bout it so I make 'em like this
They say hey there boy all we need is one song
Shorten up that hook we don't need it that long
Don't wanna hear me cuss don't wanna hear me brag
So I'm grabbin' on my thingy while I let my pants sag
Never thinkin' what I'm writin' just writin' what I'm doin'
They say they like my records but they're still boo-hooin'
My joint's always tight my rhymes will floor ya
Hey Flom you wanna hit money ha ha ha
(I got one for ya)
Bet that ass
(This is your shot)
Uh huh, Uh huh
(I got one for ya)
Here it is
(This is your shot)...uh
(We got one for ya babe... me and Kid Rock)
(We got one for ya babe... me and Kid Rock)
(Heyyyyyy heyyyyyy)
(I-I got one for ya babe)
(I-I got one for ya babe)
(I-I got one for ya babe)
(Me and Kid Rock we gonna rock and gonna roll)
(Gonna rock, gonna roll, gonna rock and roll)
(Gonna rock, gonna roll, gonna rock gonna rock)
(Heyyy Heyyy Heyyyyyyyy)
I like that
09. Somebody’s Gotta Feel This (3:08)
(R.J Ritchie, M. Shafer, K. Olson, J. Travis)
I used to party with the Betties on the lower east side
Never drop top forty cause I always rock b-side
G-rides and a hundred spokes to match
We roll two deep three freaks four amps in the back
I did that crack game rap game now I let my axe bang
Livin' in sin and it's a beautiful thang
I wanna twang like Hank rock like roll
Got soul like Stevie when I'm under the sun and so
Now you know
Somebody's gotta feel this
(Someone's) got to feel this
S-Somebody's gotta feel this
(Someone's) got to feel this
Somebody's gotta feel this
(Someone's) got to feel this
I never had alotta of money, never made much sense
Been chasin' bunnies like a dummy overlookin' my rent
And spent every red cent puttin' hickeys on his bed
He's rockin', dickie, sippin', lickie, slippin', honey, pop that, deady, steady
Lookin for love, put my talent on hold
Told my soul to glow, it said get up and go
And so I packed my bags with a whole lot of realness huh
Somebody's gotta feel this
(Someone's) got to feel this
Somebody's gotta feel this
(Someone's) got to feel this
Somebody's gotta feel this
(Someone's) got to feel this
I see these people makin' money and it's funny to me
Tryin' to act that fresh I wish they'd bump into me
Cause it ain't nothin' to me but it eats a little more
Takes a little bit of pride with every drink that I pour
I been a whore for years showin' love to my peers
Never sold for any less than what I see in the mir
Steer wide to avoid the blows I been dealt
Let the six strings ride when the twelves are felt
So when you see me tuggin' on the end of my rope
Better raise up or duck when I reach in my coat because uh
Somebody's gotta feel this
(Someone's) got to feel this
(Someone's) got to feel this
S-S-S-Somebody's gotta feel this
(Someone's) got to feel this
Somebody's gotta feel this
(Someone's) got to feel this
Come on...feel this...uh,uh
Come onnnnnnnn
10. Fist of Rage (3:23)
(R.J Ritchie, M. Shafer, J. Travis)
And I make this money and I made this money
This money is me this money is everything I do and see
Who you to judge me
Just let me be and let me breathe
I see this whole world headed for damnation and I'm ready to leave
I can't believe this whole world twisted me
You fuckin' biggots, you fakes, you wannabe's
I see the future and it's lookin' grim
A lake of fire lookin' like a long swim
I'm a fist of rage
(One foot in the grave)
I'm a fist of rage
(Far from saved)
I'm a fist of rage
(In a broken state)
(I'm a razor blade slittin' through a wrist of hate)
I'm a fist of rage
I'm a fist of rage
I'm a fist of rage
C-crack another bottle let me knock one back huh huh
Slim Jim's and a Tin Man grins, deadhead's with dreads
And now the Feds growin' shark fins huh huh
My girl's knocked up, we're in love
But she's young and yo I think I'm gonna get locked up huh
I couldn't cut the mustard with a ginsue
And I'm twisted brown cause of all the bullshit I been through
I'm lookin' for love but it's got too many damn faces
I can't win even with these four aces
My place is here in the mix with the tricks
And us sicko's I spend G's but only make nickels
My soul tickles but this ain't even fun and games
My heart bleeds from the pleasure from the pain
My fuse is short and it's lit
Like me I should have bought it's sketchy, it's gettin' hard to see
My heart bleeds, believe it every dyin' breath
These people take and they take until there's nothin' left
I'm a fist of rage
I'm a fist of rage
I'm a fist of rage
I'm a fist of rage
(One foot in the grave)
I'm a fist of rage
(Far from saved)
I'm a fist of rage
(In a broken state)
(I'm a razor blade slittin' through a wrist of hate)
Come on...uh
Yeah
Come on...uh
Face it
You're feelin' old with me you're up a creek and you don't know it
Finger on the trigger but your punk ass is scared to pull it
And I know it cause the fear you hide your eyes show it
Payback on your ass cause you're overdue and I know I owe it
And when you're goin' down bet I'll be blowin' up
Hear the sound of a shotgun cocked and realized you're fucked
I hope you see my middle finger from the stage
Feel me comin', feel me comin', feel me comin', feel me comin'
I'm a fist of rage
(One foot in the grave)
I'm a fist of rage
(Far from saved)
I'm a fist of rage
(In a broken state)
(I'm a razor blade slittin' through a wrist of hate)
I'm a fist of rage
I'm a fist of rage
I'm a fist of rage
11. Only God Knows Why (5:27)
(R.J Ritchie, M. Shafer, J. Travis)
I've been sittin' here
Tryin' to find myself
I get behind myself
I need to rewind myself
Lookin' for the payback
Listen for the playback
They say that every man bleeds just like me
And I feel like number one
Yet I'm last in line
I watch my youngest son
And it helps to pass the time
I take too many pills
It helps to ease the pain
I made a couple dollar bills but still I feel the same
Everybody knows my name
They say it way out loud
A lot of folks fuck with me
It's hard to hang out in a crowd
I guess that's the price you pay
To be some big shot like I am
Outstrecthed hands and one night stands
Still I can't find love
And when your walls come tumblin' down (down, down, down, down)
I will always be around
Yeah
As every...hey
And when your walls come tumblin' down (down, down, down, down)
I will always be around
People don't know 'bout the things I say or do
They don't understand 'bout the shit that I been through
It's been so long since I been home
I've been gone, I been gone for way too long
Maybe I forgot all the things I miss
Ohhhh somehow I know there's more to life than this
I said it too many times
And I still stand firm
You get what you put in
And people get what they deserve
Still I ain't seen mine
No I ain't seen mine
I been givin' just ain't been gettin'
I been walkin' that there line
So I think I'll keep a walkin'
With my head held high
I'll keep movin' on and only God knows why
Only God
Only God
Only God knows whyyyyyyyy
Only God knows why, why, why
Only God knows why
Take me to the river
Hey, won't you take me to the river hey hey hey
12. Fuck Off (4:06)
(R.J Ritchie, M. Shafer, J. Krause, Eminem)
A shimmy shimmy cocoa cocoa fuckin' pop bitch
It's the K-K-Kid Rock with the K-K-Kid Rock shit (Kid Rock shit)
I'm on top bitch and rock for tricks
Helly whips and nips and flip trips for whips
I gets all the money pussy falls like rain
Been gettin' laid and paid that's why I never complain
And if I ain't in it for the money, I'm in it for the P
It's 1998 yo and you still can't fuck with me
You don't be fuckin' with the blue eye
Fuckin' with my 2-5 hook your fuckin' ass like my shoe size
I got a new vibe, kinda like voodoo
You do what we say and we'll do what we wanna do
We're fuckin' up your city and we're fuckin' up your progam
Fuckin' all your bitches we could fuckin' give a goddamn (goddamn)
Twisted Brown gets down with no assistance
We won't quit until we're banned from existence
Persistance pays and if that holds true
Then I'm a buy this fuckin' planet 'fore the time I'm through
I was praised and raised on the thoughts of no fakin'
So I'm gonna get what I got comin' and the rest I'm takin'
I'm shakin' like Jerry Lee Lewis and shit
You act like a motherfucker's brand new at this shit
But I been true to this shit given my heart and soul
Been shinin' like a diamond gettin' passed (bitch) as coal
So Fuck Off (fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off)
Yeah
With my pants half hangin' off my ass and shit
Bowl filled with hash pockets stuffed with cash
I be the mushroom trippin' sippin' shots of Jack
Cause the kids don't listen gettin' lots of flack
I be the do wa diddy up and down you block and
The ten karat Kid with my triggers cockin'
The K the I the D R O C, K motherfucker and you still (bitch) don't know me
So blow me bitch I don't rock for scandal
I rock for the cash and the topless dancers
Don't have no answers so pass the joint
I'm just paid in full and made in Detroit
I ride like Setta in the Indy Five
And get live with that which get's me high
Strive for perfection this much is true
We do what we say you say (bitch) what we do
Kid Rock I couldn't be no Bozo
And I get too much P to ever
Rock from So Ho to Arizona
I'm an easy rider dreamin' of (bitch) Wynonna
I roam the country like a Greyhound bus
Put faith in lust it ain't God I trust
I'm not Peter Pan I don't fuck with fairies
But I bust more rhymes than virgin cherries
And Harry Carey couldn't call my game
Fucked so many hoes I'm in the Hall of Fame
And I show no shame from coast to coast
I don't mean to brag but I (bitch) like to boast
Fuck Off (fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off)
Yeah right in your motherfuckin' ass bitch
With that Detroit City shit
Ain't shit switched
We on the same script
Nothin' new since '76
Kid Rock
Yo Slim Shady come break these motherfuckers off
Yo tell the world to hold their breath they're breathing the wrong air
This planet belongs to me and this hippy (bitch) with long hair (bitch)
Two white boys who spike punch and light joints
Hang around drugs loud music and like noise
Slim Shady and Brown Trucker another bunch of motherfuckers
Who hate the world just as much as each other
And I ain't leavin' this party tonight
Till I see some naked bitches dancin' around drunk touchin' each other
Rum and Pepsi got your whole perception of me sketchy
Cause when I stage dive people (bitch) are scared to catch me
Cause all I do is curse and fuck
So when I do shrooms y'all better give me two rooms (bitch)
Cause I'm fuckin' the first one up
So when you see me on your block you better lock your cars
Cause you know I'm losin' it when I'm (bitch) rappin' to rock guitars
This is for children who break rules
People that straight fools
And every single (bitch) teenager that hates school
Fuck Off
(Bitch)
13. Where U At Rock (6:32)
(R.J. Ritchie)
(Where U At Rock, Where U At)
[Answering Machine:] Beep
You fucking ass fucking hole
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
Where the fuck are you
You fuckin' love me?
Yeah motherfuckin' right
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
Where the fuck are you? What are you doing?
Fuckin' some fuckin' groupie bitch
Then fine fuck 'em
You know what I hope your fuckin' dick fuckin' falls off
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
And when it does, maybe you might have some motherfuckin' time for me
You fuckin' asshole
Don't call me no more
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
Don't call
Don't beg
Don't call
Nothing at all, bye
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
[Answering Machine:] Beep
Yo Rock it's Carp
Ahh where you at man?
It's about ahh 3 o'clock here in New York
I guess it's about 8 o'clock in London
Ahh your supposed to be at Abby Road finishing these mixes
I just got a call from one of the east-west guys and he mentioned that you would
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
Ahh said that you were thinking about going down to Amsterdam
I just want to let you know if you are pondering that
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
That is not a good idea
We have mastering in three days
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
Ahh just to remind you
Give me a buzz
I'm at the office, see ya
[Answering Machine:] Beep
(Where you at rock, where you at)
Bobby where are you?
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
It's Sunday afternoon at 4 o'clock
You know I did ask you to be here at 3
You promised me you'd be here
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
We're havin' a special party for the whole family
It's Father's Day and I'm really upset
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
Ya know, we planned this whole thing around you
Well Father's Day was the other day and yet you couldn't make it
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
So we made this whole party around you
Now where the hell are ya?
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
I'm really gettin' a little heated
Please call me right back, now
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
[Answering Machine:] Beep
Rock, it's Kracker
What the fuck are you doin?
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
I'm at the Tellstar
This ghetto ass fuckin' place with four smokin' ass freak bitches
Ready to turn us the fuck out
You were supposed to be here forty minutes ago
What the fuck are you doin'?
Ah call me back I'm at...
[The phone is picked up by Kid Rock]
[Rock:] Yo, Yo, Yo
[Kracker:] Hey
[Rock:] Hey
[Kracker:] What the fuck are you doin'?
[Rock:] Yo, yo, I'll be right, I'll be right there
[Kracker:] Aight
[Rock:] See ya
[Kracker:] Peace
UH, I grew up a herdin' cattle
I got more rhymes than heroin in Seattle
You wanna battle with the Rock quit frontin'
I'll spit on your ass and then tell ya that you ain't nothin
Grab your honey and your beer and I'll break south
Take your money then I tell ya get the hell out
I'll put your head out, this is my night
How ya gonna snap with Rock when I got the mic
I shot the sheriff and the deputy too
Paid off the Feds now its all about my crew
What you hoes wanna do
One at a time or all at once I'll still roll through your whole crew
Like a southbound trucker
Hoss and motherfuckers take shorts
Motherfuckers take the loss
And when you step with your anger
I'm like the robot from Lost In Space (Danger Danger)
I'll give a warning but if you don't take it
I'll put my arm around your neck like we're cool then I'll break it
It's all real cop a feel from my steel
Here's the deal when I say clap your hands like a seal
Or better yet give respect where it's earned
You'll eat me up I'm like a hot pepper and you might get burned
You took a turn for the worse
Walked up in my face rode away in a hurse
Now how you gonna front on that
Kid Rock's in the house that's where I'm at
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
Over here to the rear with your girl and the fourties of beer
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
Over there with a bad attitude cause I just don't care
(Where you at Rock, where you at) uh...uh
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
One-two and it don't stop
Three-Four and it don't quit
One-two and it don't stop
From the depths of Hell to God's right hand side
I'm what's left of the get paid self-made pride
I'll step in stride, I'm raw as cow hide
My first LP is still sellin' that ain't no jive
Am I the chosen one
Some people ain't getttin' where I'm comin' from
Or where I'm goin' to, stand back
Kid Rock's in the house that's where I'm at
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
Over here to the rear with your girl and the fourties of beer
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
Over there with a bad attitude cause I just don't care
(Where you at Rock, where you at) uh,uh
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
Rock the house yooooooooooo
Come On
And I'll be the long haired wizard with the lazy eye
Ask the ladies and they'll tell ya that I'm crazy fly
I'm steppin' to the mic like a soldier bro
I hate to sound like a dick but I told ya so hoe
Old Crow and a soul full of desperation
I'm rockin' upon the mic with no consideration
For your church or your family
Ayn Rand couldn't stand me so she banned me
I'm like a dandylion Jack
You can cut me down and then I'll pop right back
And attack from the back like a Great White
I'm not down with the scrappin' but I'm down for the gunfight
Behind my back talkin' shit
Then when I front your ass you wanna act like a little bitch
Keep on and get your ass macked
Kid Rock's in the house that's where I'm at
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
Over here to the rear with your girl and the fourties of beer
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
Over there with a bad attitude cause I just don't care
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
Over here, over here,o-over here
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
Over there with a bad attitude cause I just don't care
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
Over here, over here,o-over here
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
Over there with a bad attitude cause I just don't care
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
14. Black Chick, White Guy (7:10)
(R.J. Ritchie)
Black chick, white guy
Does it mean shit, maybe
I don't know but yo it never phased me
But either way here's one tale
Of two like that and what prevailed
It started way back in the eigth grade
In the small old town where the two both stayed
He came from a family of middle class
Where everything he did he always had to ask
She came from a place that was so alone
You know the same old tale of a broken home
Her momma was an alkie and more like a friend
Had three different kids from three different men
And that's just the way shit was
Couldn't change it, couldn't rearrange it so there it was
Anyway the two kept on
With the phone calls notes and so on and so on
And after the bullshitin' and whatten
That day came the two started fuckin'
All the time you know kids habit's
Every single day fuckin' like rabbits
Sneakin' out the car when he was 15
Climbin' in the window and fuckin' all night see
Fuckin' after lunch in the junior high bathrooms
Drinkin' champagne and trippin' on mushrooms
His dick was metal her pussy was a magnet
Ninth grade came, (I'm pregnant)
Shit got frantic and man oh Lord it was a tough decision
But they decided to abort it
It mighta been right, it mighta been wrong
But one thing's for sure it really fucked his head up
Where is it, who is it, how is it, was it right
These are the things he thought in bed at night
Alotta people might laugh at this
But fuck 'em they don't know the half of it
Ain't no sunshine when you're low
I'm low
People tell me life's a game I'm not playin'
Bitches don't mean shit to me anymore
I have taken my blows, I'm still standin'
Now as time went on the two kept on
They kept seein' each other off and on
See she moved to the city and you know what happened
Black chick with a real white accent
Pretty girl in the ghetto go figure
Yeah she got macked by some dope dealin' nigga
Still seein' that other kid on the side
She kept most of her thoughts inside
See all the first guy did was just love her
While that punk motherfucker used to beat her and punch her
She was livin' all wild
I think all she ever wanted was the love of her own child
She asked the first guy to have his baby
He looked at her like she must be crazy
He was makin' records and goin' on tour
20,000 people hip hoppin' on the floor
And all that while she sat at home and got macked
If she stepped outta line she got slapped
And then one day she prayed to the Lord to take that guy away
And he did he got caught with a loaded gun
And went to jail but first she had his son
Ooohh and now what to do
She had no man, no money, and no clue
Now the other guy came back from tourin'
And she called him up early one mornin'
They hooked up her mind was blown
As he began to raise her son as his own
And that's a lot of shit to deal with man
And if you ain't been there you wouldn't understand
And people still laugh at this shit
Fuck 'em they don't know the half of it
Ain't no sunshine when you're low
I'm low
People tell me life's a game I'm not playin'
Bitches don't mean shit to me anymore
I have taken my blows, I'm still standin'
Now for the next year there was some good times
A few bad times, mostly good times
See he was a ramblin' man to the bone
He liked women and wine and he loved to roam
Not like she was any kind of saint
See in this story there's a lot of red paint
But time kept slippin' and made her crazy
As she talked about havin' another baby
The guy was like, Oooh Lord
We got one now that we can't afford
But she convinced she could handle even two
Said I want your child or I'm leavin' you
I can't figure out why then he didn't run
I guess he was attached to her and her son
All confused about what to do
That girl met another guy and was fuckin' him too
Slut
Could barely pay her rent
And then the same old shit, (I'm pregrant)
And if that ain't some shit cuz
The girl didn't even know who the father was
And still by her side the first guy stayed
Head gettin' more fucked by the day
He stuck it out for nine months I don't know why
And then a little girl on the Fourth of July
Was born in the front seat of his car
It was amazing
Kinda like a shooting star
He was happy told his family and friends
Only to realize later his little girl wasn't his
And that crushed him quick
Suicidal thoughts were in his head real thick
But before he found all that out
From the same chick another kid popped out
And that shit's real ill
Girl told him that she was takin' the fuckin' pill
She musta known all along
The little girl wasn't his and she was tryin' to latch on
Three different kids from three different men
History repeats itself again
And after some more shit got stirred
He kicked that bitch to the curb
And now from her he's got a little boy that makes him laugh a bit
Huh and he loves him
But still you don't know the fuckin' half of it
Ain't no sunshine when you're low
I'm low
People tell me life's a game I'm not playin'
Bitches don't mean shit to me anymore
I have taken my blows, I'm still standin' yeah
I'm still standin'
I'm still standin'
I'm still standiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn'
THE HISTORY OF ROCK (2000)
01. Intro
Our lesson begins in the small town of Romeo, Michigan
1985
Several years ago deep on the westside of Detroit
I reigned solely with the old and new school rules of hip hop
Don Balow, Wes Chill, and my DJ JC Fresh
Rockin' microphones and turntables day by day and night by night
But still the force was not complete
That's when we met a homeboy by the name of Kid Rock
Others had doubts and laughs because he was white
But I knew what time it was, so I put him behind the tables
And this is all he had to say
Fu, Fu, Fu, Fuck, Fuck, Fu Fuck, ...Fuck Off
This Is The History Of Rock
02. American Bad Ass
Yeah
And I've set up and tore down this stage with my own two hands
We've travelled this land packed tight in mini vans
And all this for the fans, girls, money, and fame
I played their game
And as they scream my name
I will show no shame
I live and die for this
And if I come off soft
Then chew on this
Are you scared?
Devil Without A Cause
And I'm back with the beaver hats
And Ben Davis slacks
Thirty pack of Stroh's
Thirty pack of hoes
No rogaine and the propane flows
The chosen one
I'm the living proof
With the gift of gab
From the city of truth
I jabbed and stabbed
And knocked critics back
And I did not stutter when I said that
I'm goin' platinum
Sellin' rhymes
I went platinum
Seven times
And still they ill
They wanna see us fry
I guess because Only God Knows Why
Why why why why
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
They call me cowboy, I'm a singer in black
So throw a finger in the air, let me see where you're at
Ans say (hey hey)
Let me hear where your at and say (hey hey)
I'm givin' it back so say (hey hey)
Show me some metal and say(hey hey hey hey)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Gat!!!!!
Fuck all y'all
I like AC/DC and ZZ Top
Bocephus, Beasties and the kings of rock
Skynyrd, Segar, Limp, Korn, the Stones
David Allen Coe and no show Jones
Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
Pass that bottle around
Got the rock from Detroit
Soul from Motown
The underground stoned fuckin' pimp
With tracks that mack and slap back the whack
Never gay, no way, I don't play with ass
But watch me rock with Liberace flash
Punk rock, The clash
Boy bands are trash
I like Johnny Cash and Grand Master Flash
Flash flash flash flash
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
They call me cowboy, I'm a singer in black
So throw a finger in the air, let me see where you're at
And say (hey hey)
Let me hear where your at and say (hey hey)
I'm givin' it back so say (hey hey)
Show me some metal and say (hey hey hey hey)
Uh, uh, uh, Gat
Yeah, I saw your band
Jumpin' around on stage like a bunch of wounded ducks
When you gonna learn sucker
You just can't fuck with
Twisted Br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br Brown Brown
I'm an American Bad Ass
Watch me kick
You can roll with Rock
Or you can suck my dick
I'm a porno flick, I'm like amazing grace
I'm gonna fuck some hoe's after I rock this place uh
Super fly, livin' double wide
Side car my glide
So Joe C can ride
Full sack to share
Bringin' flash and glare
Got the long hair swingin' middle finger in the air
Snakeskin suits, '65 Chevelle's
See me ride in sin
Hear the rebel yell
I won't live to tell
So if you do
Give the next generation a big, Fuck You!
Who knew I'd blow up like Oklahoma
Said fuck high school, pissed on my diploma
Smell the aroma
Check my hits
I know it stinks in here
Cause I'm the shit, shit, shit, shit, shit
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
They call me cowboy, I'm a singer in black
So throw a finger in the air, let me see where you're at
And say (hey hey)
Let me hear where you're at and say (hey hey)
I'm givin' it back so say (hey hey)
Show me some metal and say (hey hey hey hey)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...huh huh
I'm a cowboy
Bad ass in black
Singin'(hey hey hey hey)
From side to side
From front to back
Say (hey hey hey hey)
I put Detroit City back on the map
And singin'(hey hey hey hey)
Kid Rock's in the house
And that's where I'm at
Ha ha ha ha
03. Prodigal Son
Cause growin' up I was never the logical one
Packed my shit, left home like the prodigal son
With a bottle of jack and my shotgun strapped
I went lookin' for fame and yo I never went back
Filled with spite stayin' high as a kite
I was dealin' and stealin' everything in sight
Pool hustlin' tryin' to make that green
I been ramblin' and gamblin' since the age thirteen
Workin' like a bitch, like a god damn tank
Some disagree because my rents had bank
But all that's gold don't always glitter
So I'll take another puff from my one hitter
I'm a slave to the trade, paid to rhyme
Blow all my cash on cheap women and wine
Cause money, money, money ain't shit to me
But I gotta make a lot just to be free
I'm here (here) and I'm there (there)
I'm Kid Rock bitch and I'm everywhere
I'm here (here) and I'm there (there)
I'm Kid Rock hoe and I'm everywhere
Many nights she comes to me and fills me where I lay
I hope to God one day she gonna see that love is not that way
She holds me in that mornin' time and never lets me go
I hold on back one day she gonna see and come into my show
Please God please, I'll pay any cost
If you'd just stop the world cause I wanna get off
There's too much hardship and too much pain
There's too many mother fuckers tryin to get in my brain
I been to your mountains
I been to your seaside
Everywhere I went somebody's wanted a free ride
But parasites can't fade the Rock
And suckers that step in my way will get shot
I hold key to my own success
Suckers that step will be put to rest
I hold the key to my own success
And suckers that step will catch a bullet in their chest
So pass the buddha, the funky tie hooter
Watch me rip because I'm such a slick shooter
Not a generic dime a dozen M.C.
Never was in a posse never wanted to be
I'm here (here) and I'm there (there)
I'm Kid Rock bitch and I'm everywhere
I'm here (here) and I'm there (there)
I'm Kid Rock hoe and I'm everywhere
Many nights she comes to me and fills me where I lay
I hope to God one day she gonna see that love is not that way
She holds me in that mornin' time and never lets me go
I hold on back one day she gonna see and come into my show
N-N-Now I've been walkin' the earth since the beginning of time
And I won't leave till I've received that seventh sign
All this talk their gonna drop the bomb
But life keeps goin' on and on and on and on and on
The world's end don't worry me
And I'm gonna get where I'm goin' just don't hurry me
Cause I'm in no rush and I can't stand rushin'
Everything's slow motion like I'm trippin' on tussin
Fussin' with the girls, they waste my time
Thrashin' and bashin' goin' out of my mind
Crucified by the critics everyday
Cause I really ain't got that much to say
I'm a slave to the trade, paid to rhyme
I don't wear a watch and I don't keep time
I live my life just like the skipper
But only at night because I'm a day tripper
Twitchin', shakin' and I get more bass than John Paul Jones
Visions of red shoot through my head
And I wont stop trippin' till the day I'm dead
I'm here (here) and I'm there (there)
I'm Kid Rock bitch and I'm everywhere
I'm here (here) and I'm there (there)
I'm Kid Rock hoe and I'm everywhere
Many nights she comes to me and fills me where I lay
I hope to God one day she gonna see that love is not that way
She holds me in that morning time and never lets me go
I hold on back one day she gonna see and come into my show
Yeah, yeah, yeah on down
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
On down, on down, on down, down, down, down, down
Well, well, well, well
Hey heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Yeah your fuckin' with the Kid Rock honey
Get back on the streets and get my money
Money, money, money, money, money, money
Get my money
Yeah you fuckin' with the Kid Rock baby
You can have my car if it will drive you crazy
Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy
Yeah your fuckin' with the Kid Rock honey
Get back on the streets and get my money
Yeah you fuckin' with the Kid Rock baby
You can have my car if it will drive you crazy
04. Paid
Oooooooooooo ooooooo...Yeahhhhhh
And while your out gang bangin'
Tryin' to catch a murder case
Your hoes on my couch gettin' fucked in the face
Bumpin' to the bass of some old school rap jams
(Say what)
This aint tennis, but yo I'll use my backhand
On any grown man that tries to check Rock
I wanna head bang, I gotta hip hop
Cause I'm a stick with what got me paid
Lickin' that coochie with the high top fade
I'm self made like Henry Ford
I'm on this mic but it feels like I been here before
I want more than the next man
Respect, plus to cash big checks
And mack on hoes like Rudy Ray
Cause the reach around just sounds so gay
I don't even swing that way
I told you hoes before I'm the K
I to the D R O C K'n, rhymes sayin', guitar playin'
Turntables spinnin' at a basement jam
No fame, no money, but you wouldn't understand
What it's like to be so real
You got the beats and the rhymes but you ain't got no feel
I don't need the fancy music to make mine
Just the beat and the funky ass bass line
Drop a couple cuts on the track
A-tracks to the motherfuckin' wax
So while your makin' records that don't recoup huh
I'm in the house gettin' paid like Snoop yeah
Kid Rock an' I got all the hoes sayin'
(Fuck me baby, Kid Rock come fuck me baby)
(Fuck me baby, fuck me baby all night long)
(Fuck me baby, Kid Rock come fuck me baby)
(Fuck me baby, fuck me till the break of dawn)
Let it ride, let it ride
(Oooooooooo oooooooo...Yeaaaaaahhhhh)
(All night long)
I want my khakis washed, starched, and creased
I want an order of fries with a side of grease
I wish for peace throughout this land
I want the whole fuckin' world in my hands
I want a band like the US Funk Mob
See I can rap I don't hafta lay sod
Just to make ends meet
October 31st yellin' Trick or Treat
(Boy aren't you a little old to be trickin')
You see my mask and bag bitch, I ain't bullshittin'
Hittin' homeruns like Rusty Staub
I'm kinda anal, cause I ain't no fuckin' slob
I'm the cradle that's able to rock any format
But still I'm labeled and treated like a doormat
Where's the whores at
Westside hoes like cars so I ride 'em for a test drive
I'm like a pringle, I won't go soft
I got a new jingle I'm about to go off
Hey hoe, check it out
I really like to turn you out
And if you be good to me
(I'll yoodle in your valley)
Kid Rock ain't nothin' nice
Got the salt pork boomin' with the beans and rice
Got a head full of lice cause I'm such a scum
Got a pocket full of money but I'm dressed like a bum
Got a business mind so if I lose the funk
I'll still be in the house gettin' paid like Trump
He he he...uh...uh...uh uh
Kid Rock and I got all the hoes sayin'
(Fuck me baby, Kid Rock come fuck me baby)
(Fuck me baby, fuck me baby all night long)
(Fuck me baby, Kid Rock come fuck me baby)
(Fuck me baby, fuck me till the break of dawn)
Come on, come on
(Oooooooohhhhhh Yeahhhh)
(Come on, come on baby, all night long)
(Fuck me baby)
Let it ride, let it ride
(Fuck me baby, oh yeah)
(Come on), come on, (come on, oh yeah)
Somebody
(Fuck me baby, oh yeah)
(Love me baby, oh yeah)
(Come on baby, oh yeah, all night long, oh yeah)
(Fuck me baby, come on, oh yeah), fuck me baby, oh yeah)
(Come on and do me daddy all night long, oh yeah)
(Come on and do me daddy, oh yeah)
(Come on and do me daddy, oh yeah)
(Come on and do me daddy, oh Yeah, All night long)
05. Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp
(This is the true story about mackin')
(Check it)
(Times are changin')
(Talk about it)
(More so each year)
(But the Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp is here)
(Yeah)
(So let it rain, and let the guitar rock)
(And if ya here me yaaaawwwwn)
(Just drop that top)
(Come on, good God)
(Hey hey hey)
(Well well well well)
(Hey hey hey)
(Well well well well, well)
(Come on, girl, yeeeaaahhh)
And I be catchin' them northern pike
Like on a ten pound test
Smoke cess, never fess, take a guess
I be the early mornin' stoned pimp
Straight limpin', Boone's Farm drinkin'
At the party big booty pinchin'
Chillin', like a villian, balloon fillin'
Whack MC killin', the fine hoe drillin'
With the million dollar talent and the ten cent brain
(Been gone too long, too much cocaine)
But now that I'm back, on the block
I'm ready to rock
Left to right, all night
My game's tight, I wish you might
Take a bite outta this here toxic, melodic, neurotic product
Fresh from the harvest
Who'll be the largest, hardest, smartest, label in town
Top Dog get down uh
Radio won't play me
But still I got the kids around the world goin' Kid Rock crazyin'
Wicked witches be flyin' on broomsticks
Kid Rock be comin' with the boom boom boom biatch
I'm from the sticks biatch
Straight from the R-O
(Kid Rock I aint's no bitch)
Ah yes you are hoe
So quit frontin' like y'all don't know
When I step straight into the party with my homeboy Tino
(What's up)
Get a good look bro, get a good gander
I'm made in Detroit but my name ain't Stanzler
Spreadin' like a cancer, a virus
While you're lookin' really gay like fuckin' Billy Ray Cyrus huh
I'm the highest MC of all time
(Got my mind on the D)
(And the D on my mind)
And the line gets drawn when my eyes can't see
Hit me twice with the Tussin and the morphine IV
I be what they call an O-G bitch
I'm the motherfuckin' Early Mornin Stoned Pimp
(Say what)
(One time for you)
Now throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
Just throw your hands up high, hip hop y'all
Just throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
Because a Detroit party don't stop y'all
Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
Just throw your hands side to side, hip hop y'all
Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
Because a Kid Rock party don't stop y'all
Now I'm the self made mack on a mountain on Mars
Got the money green, cut it with the high roll gloss
A Lincoln Continental and a Grand Marquis
Rag top, drop down, rollin' on chrome D's biatch
The purple furs and the gold trim glasses
I only bust the fat asses
And I don't be givin' a fuck who da hell can rap better than me
Cause I'm a true fuckin' player and I mack like the real G
H-I-J-K, L-M-N-O-P is for pimpin'
Early mornin' stoned pimpin'
I been down, been around
From the bottom to the top
Partyin' down with the slimmies in the cities that I rock
So ah, ooh baby, baby, baby let me love ya
Or if you wanna get your freak on I'll just fuck ya
With the (ooh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ooh ahhh biatch), shit
I'm the Early Morning Stoned Pimp
Hahaha
(Hey hey hey)
(Come on yo)
Now throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
Just throw your hands up high, hip hop y'all
Just throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
Because a Detroit party don't stop y'all
Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
Just throw your hands side to side, hip hop y'all
Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
Because a Kid Rock party don't stop y'all
[Joe C]
I'm Joe C bitch
Let me get them digits
I might be a little small hoe
But I ain't no goddamn midget
So stick it up your ass where the sun don't shine
I'm vertically challenged, your vertically blind
I'm three foot nine, it's ten foot long
I'm gonna smack that ass after I pack this bong
I can flow on like all night long
Till the break of dawn
Till the early morn
I'm a thorn in your side
Can you feel me stickin'
Eighty pills a day bitch I ain't bullshittin'
So groove baby groove baby call your momma
I'm like Charlie Hooker girl
(I got the boogie drama)
(With the boogie drama, what)
(With the boogie drama, yeah)
(With the boogie drama, oh yeah)
(Ridin' around the neighborhood)
(Me and Kid Rock we're up to no good)
(With the boogie drama yeah)
(With your leather miniskirt and we got some wine)
(Playin' the radio ya look so fine)
(With the boogie drama yeah)
(Well, well, well, well, boogie drama, oh baby)
(Uh...Let's get funky, boogie drama, that's my job)
(Punchin' nine to five, seven times, times twenty-four, times twelve)
(With the boogie drama oh yeah)
(Day in and day out)
(With the boogie drama oh yeah)
(Let's get funky)
(Come on everybody)
(With the boogie drama, oh yeah)
Well, with the boogie drama yeah)
With the boogie drama
06. Dark and Grey
1994
Fuck Off
Unlike me you're gonna run away
Unlike me you'll see another day
Run like me out on the highway
I will ride so faaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr
I'll probably never make it therrreee
I never went to college, I ain't got no skills
I got a head on my shoulders and a bottle of pills
I got bills stacked up like a turkey club
I blew my last dime drinkin' at the local pub
I am not sunshine
I am dark and grey
For this life of sins I live each day I pay
I am not Jesus but I died in vain
Only to relive each day I'll pay
Unlike me you're gonna run away
Unlike me you'll see another day
Run like me out on the highway
I will ride so faaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr
I'll probably never make it therrrreeee
Rock rock y'all
(Rock y'all)
To the beat y'all
(Ah to the beat y'all)
Check it out y'all
(Check it out y'all)
You can't stop y'all
(You can't stop y'all)
Rock rock y'all
(Rock y'all)
To the beat y'all
(Ah, to the beat y'all)
Check it out y'all
(Check it out y'all)
You come alive y'all
(Alive y'all)
Come on
I never felt at home although I grew up loved
I got a junkies mind in a ramblin' man's blood
Got a flood full of thoughts that's caught in a dam
Somedays I'm gone but that's where I am
I'm fit to slip another rippin' rhyme
I'm so ahead of the game I feel left behind
Another dime to boost I got boots of lead
Hope I live to see this virus spread
I am not sunshine
I am dark and grey
For this life of sins I live each day I pay
I am not Jesus but I died in vain
Only to relive each day I pay
Unlike me you're gonna run away
Unlike me you'll see another day
Run like me out on the highway
I will ride so faaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr
I'll probably never make it there
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
07. 3 Sheets To The Wind (What's My Name)
What's my name
(Kiiiidddd Rock Rock)
(Kiiiidddd Rock Rock)
(Kiiiidddd Rock Rock)
(Kiiiidddd Rock Rock)
What's my name
(Kiiiidddd Rock Rock)
(Kiiiidddd Rock Rock)
(Kiiiidddd Rock Rock)
(Kiiiidddd Rock Rock)
What's my name?
(Kiiiidddd Rock Rock)
(Kiiiidddd Rock Rock)
(Kiiiidddd Rock Rock)
(Kiiiidddd)
Ahhhhhhh
I'm here and it's clear, I'm gonna flow so yo black
Just get on up or yo get the bozak
Cause it ain't Kojak or Dr. Suess
It's the Kid motherfucker and I'm gonna get loose
Cause I got the juice to spruce and get nice and
So enticin', strong like a bison
Ruff like brandy and no one knows
That I got more riffs than Randi Rhoads
Smash, slash and when I thrash I bash
I get ill, I chill, but you don't know the half
I trip, I rip, and though I think I'm slick
I'm nothin' but a funky country hick
But I still get down with a sound that pumps
And you can hear me from the trucks and the trunks that bump
Never been questioned by the F.B.I
Although I've tried every method just to get high
L.S.D. is what I'm trippin' on
An O.E. bitch is what I'm sippin' on
A big fat booty's what I'm grippin' on
But for now I'm gonna rock and keep rippin' on
Down to the motherfuckin' A.M.
As I co-bump and jump and keep the crowd in mayhem
No brain, no pain
Now c'mon yall and tell me what's my name
(Kiiiidddd Rock Rock)
(Kiiiidddd Rock Rock)
Come On, Come On
(Kiiiidddd Rock Rock)
What's My Name
(Kiiiidddd Rock Rock)
(Kiiiidddd Rock Rock)
Sing that shit
(Kiiiidddd Rock Rock)
(Kiiiidddd Rock Rock)
Uhh I said what's my name
(Kiiiidddd Rock Rock)
(Kiiiidddd Rock Rock)
Now break it down like this
3 sheets 2 the wind is the state I'm in
Half off the wagon with my feet draggin'
Taggin' hoes gettin' lots of trim
Gettin' jocks and props for all the spots I rock
I'm true I'm blue like Captain Kangaroo
And for the few who knew yo I'm a bang for you
Because the Kid Rock ain't no bitch yo
And I ain't no radio would wanna get rich ho
So count my props you can't get with me
And fuck all you cops you ain't shit to me
But hoes with guns playin' hard for fun
So stay off my dick cause I ain't the one
For anyone tryin' to bust me up
You better chill with that tryin' to fuck me up
And if you're talkin' shit I'm gonna shut ya up
And all ya wack D.J.'s I'm gonna cut ya up
Cuz I don't give a fuck about no one
And when I wax I tax and that's just how it goes son
Yo ain't no sucker
Cuz I'm the Kiddddd Rock motherfucker
Straight from Motown and I won't slow down
I cease the cheese, M.C.'s I moe down
And I show no shame cuz I'm down for mine
Now tell me what's my name
(Kiiiidddd Rock Rock)
(Kiiiidddd Rock Rock)
Come on bitch
What's my name
(Kiiiidddd Rock Rock)
(Kiiiidddd Rock Rock)
Come on, come on
(Kiiiidddd Rock Rock)
Uh
(Kiiiidddd Rock Rock)
I said what's my name
(Kiiiidddd Rock Rock)
(Kiiiidddd Rock Rock)
08. Abortion
My veins are poppin' from this love inside
I just can't let it out
This pipe and these needles are my only guide
They've got me on the wrong route
What is my life about
Living in the shadows of a man I've never seen
Dreamin' like a lonely child
I know your brothers and your sister and your mother too
Man I wish you could see them too
(Oh Lord...Oh Lord)
Man I wish that you could see them too
Man I wish that you could see them too
So can I come to see you sometime
Cause I been missin you
I've never heard you cry I've never seen you whine
I'm feeling oh so young
But still I must die to get to you
And if I do I wonder how just you will see me
And implicate the things I've done
I'm diein in the shadows of this man I've never seen
I'll see you soon
Now where's my gun
Oh Lord
Oh Lord
Oh Lord
Wheres my gun
Oh wheres my gun
Oh Lord
Wheres my gun
Oh Lord
My gun
Let me open your eyes
Let me see who you are
I am you, you are me
We are a part of
The second coming of christ
It's God himself in a jar
Yeah...yeah
Yeah...yeah
Let me open your eyes
Let me see who you are
I am you, you are me
We are a part of
The second coming of christ
Its god himself in a jar
Yeahhhh
Heyyyyyyy
You got me, sad and lonely
When I'm me...me
You know you make me so lonely
I am so alone
And I will prey and then I'll cry
And I will prey and then I'll cry
And I will prey and then I'll cry
And I will prey and then I'll cry
09. I Wanna Go Back
I wanna go back
I wanna go back
Uh cause I remember way back when
Got kicked out the crib and had a place to stay
In the Clem with some friends George and Jay
It was a funky fresh crew and I'd DJ
What a shock it was to be on the set
Comin from a nice home now livin in the projects
No regrets cause I learned alot
And I earned alot in the parking lot
Doin dirt for the O.G's slangin rock
They used to call me that little white kid
Who could rock on the two turntables
And that ain't no fable
Watchin Eddie Murphy instead of Clark Gable
My whole life style switched Hoss
Puttin in hours at the 76 car wash
But I could never wait for them weekends to come
Dum ditty dum ditty ditty dum dum
Boom, boom, the bass went
On turntables fuckin it up in Duke's basement
Groove time productions, we kept the jam jumpin
Open up your ears Im tryin to tell you somethin
And give some love back to those that loved me
206 Court street and my second mom Tracy
Little Keesha and Cole
My mellow blow, and my homegirl Flo
Rock round see, you could find me some
But I kept my tables in the crib when I wasnt in the club
Tom Whit and Mike Shafer used to give me rides
And buy me groceries when I didn't have no paper
And I'm grateful for this
Sometimes I look back and it's these times I miss
Making demos on my old four track
Sometimes I cant help but think, I Wanna Go Back
I Wanna Go Back...back in the time
I Wanna Go Back
I Wanna Go Back...go way back way back y'all
I Wanna Go Back...back in the time
I got kicked out again for bein fly
Got invited to stay with Tony and Eli
And they treated me like brothers
R-I-P to their cool ass mother
An my brother din dada
For the homies ain't here I still gotta lot of love
I wanna go back, way back
And change things and bring y'all back
I'm pourin beer out for y'all
I'm singin I saw the light from my cousin Paul
Life brings alot of tragedy
I look around at times and its so sad to see
A wasted life, or a broken home
But all I can do is take care of my own
I feel so alone like a stranger
And sometimes I express my love through my anger
And I lost alot of friends for this
Blackman, T-Bone, Ernest KDC, and Chris
And the rest of the Beast crew
I aint sayin that I'm wrong, but I still got love for you
Cause I remember how it used to be
Make way motherfuckers beast crew's in the party
To the right, to the left
Many black men and Funk Daddy Def Stef
And sometimes I feel blessed for sure
To a been a part of one of raps last great tours
Ice Cube, Too Short, D-Nice, yo yo
Kid Rock and it dont stop
I Wanna Go Back...back in the time
I Wanna Go Back
I Wanna Go Back...go way back way back y'all
I Wanna Go Back...back in the time
I remember litte Robert, cause I stayed with him
I used ta go and see Campbell, when I need a trim
And when times got grim and seen that I lost my way
I used to get blown of with Reve
Bumpin' shoulders and slappin' hands
Willie Knight had a disco, right in his basement man
Them New Haven jams
Me and Blackman running crazy scams
Not a black or white thing, a wrong or right thing
Just makin' that money, and pullin them honies
Spandex shorts and the halter tops
Slanging them rocks and runnin from the cops
The only white kid walkin round on the block
Cruisin in Amp's low ridin ragtop
Go see Howard for what ya need
Underage buyin forties and bags of weed
Late night liquor from Bubba Coles
People used to say, Rock you got soul
Vince looked out and so did Lou
Had a studio budget from the cocaine loot
Chuck D and Murph were the original three
And now Richard D and Kracker are down with me
I got a studio record and a taste of fame
But when I roll throught the Clem it's all the same
Even though things change, you know I ain't forgot
Cause the love from the past gave birth to Kid Rock
But it's hard to go back to the things I knew
Cause tha me life a have now lives for two
Yeah, and that's where I'm at
I Wanna Go Back...back in the time
And that's where I'm at
I Wanna Go Back...go way back way back y'all
I Wanna Go Back...back in the time
Bring it down
Wayyyyy
Heyyyyyy
Let it ride, let it ride
Heyyyy...Heyyyy
Way back, way back y'all
10. Ya Keep On
Shit god damn mother fucker I'm back
My name aint Jack Tripper, but I'm a day tripper
So watch me whip another funky rhyme
Black hoes sayin that honky's fine
Gettin mine, just like I'm supposed to
And if you fuck with the Rock, I'll roast you
A little toast to the real MC's
Aint no love for the wannabe's
So, hey ho dont call me Joe
Cause the Joe's I know, cant even flow
I can battle rap, and all that other crap
So if ya don't want none, better step to the back
I'm from the motherfuckin old school
Basement party's in the Clem fool
Talkin that trash, I wish you would
Come step to Rock, it's all good
Ya keep on
Rock the house
Rock...rock the house
Ya keep on
Rock the house
Rock...rock the house
Rock...rock the house
Rock...rock the house
Now it's the Marlboro smokin, fine hoe pokin
Kind bud, be the bud's I'm tokin
Hittin you straight with the fresh shit
Mid western funk, and I'm the best bitch
The K to the I to the chrome D's
In the Grand Marquees sippin O-E
Pimpin Rock, it's my name, my game
Servin you hoe's like it ain't no thang
I'm a kid when I rap, rock when I'm singin
I dont care who comes, but what the fuck you bringin
Shit, one time, one rhyme
Cause I'm, that motherfuckin ill one, with a steel dick
Hittin you hoe's with the real shit
Ya keep on
Rock the house
Rock...rock the house
Ya keep on
Ya keep
Rock...rock the house
Rock...rock the house
Ya Keep On
Rock...rock the house
Rock...rock the house
Now if you dont know hoe, I'm the man in the dark
I got more riffs than Stanley Clark
Or George Duke, shoot, I'm the kid with the funky loot
So if ya want some, get some
If ya need some, here's some
If ya don't, just step to the rear son
Cause I'm commin with the quickness
If you dis this bitch, you'll wind up on my hit list
I'll put a bounty on your head
Macomb County bitch, aint a good place to wind up dead
Cause I'm a real relavent, elevent, type menace
But it ain't Rocky Dennis
Watch me bend this rhyme in half
I'm like Moses, with the mic as my staff
Layin down them 10 comandments
Thow shall not dis the Rock god damnit
Rock the house
Rock...rock the house
Ya keep on
Ya keep on
Rock the house
Rock...rock the house
Ya keep on
Rock...rock the house
Rock...rock the house
You keep
Rock the house
Stop it's a party
Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock the house
Ya keep on
Rock the house
Rock...rock the house
Ya keep on
Jam...uh...jam
Ya keep on
Rock the house
Rock...rock the house
Ya keep on
Rock...rock the house
Rock...rock the house
You keep
11. Fuck That
I sense danger, I'm a stranger
I'm feelin major torn, cause I wasn't born in a manger
And my anger has no outlet
So all day long I smoke that sess
I never rest, never sleep, I'm a freak
Too cheap to talk, and so I scream like YAHHHHHHHH!!!
And everything that you stand for hates us
But everything your soul needs it awaits us
So let's ride, not slide, let's mack
And if they say you can't go around her say FUCK THAT
So let's ride, not slide, let's mack
And if they say you can't go around him say FUCK THAT
So let's ride, not slide, let's mack
And if they say you can't come around here say FUCK THAT
So let's ride, not slide, let's mack
And if they say you can't come around me say FUCK THAT
I sense danger, I'm a stranger
I'm feelin major torn, cause I wasn't born in a manger
I feel funny, and I smell like sex
But in my heart I have no regrets
So let's roll, pay your toll, get soul
Let me know, uphold, smoke a bowl like
Cause everything that you stand for hates us
But everything your soul needs it awaits us
So let's ride, not slide, let's mack
And if they say you can't go around her say FUCK THAT
So let's ride, not slide, let's mack
And if they say you can't go around him say FUCK THAT
So let's ride, not slide, let's mack
And if they say you can't come around here say FUCK THAT
So let's ride, not slide, let's mack
And if they say you can't come around me say FUCK THAT
I see lights in my sights, but they look dim
I never backed out or cracked out, but I look thin
I wanna fight for the right, but I'm wrong
Say you love me, now I'm gone
I never rest, never sleep, I'm a freak
Too cheap to talk, and so I shut up like
And everything that you stand for hates us
But everything your soul needs it awaits us
So let's ride, not slide, let's mack
And if they say you can't go around her say FUCK THAT
So let's ride, not slide, let's mack
And if they say you can't go around him say FUCK THAT
So let's ride, not slide, let's mack
And if they say you can't come around here say FUCK THAT
So let's ride, not slide, let's mack
And if they say you can't come around me say FUCK THAT
FUCK THAT
FUCK THAT
FUCK THAT
FUCK THAT
FUCK THAT
FUCK THAT
FUCK THAT
FUCK THAT
12. Fuck You Blind
I'm not the trash you think i am talking trailor park
Come to my mansion bitch and watch me stick it after dark
I'll take you higher, higher
I'll take you lower, slower
I'll make you talk that talk and walk that walk hoe
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind till you just can't see no more
I see you checkin out my car and my residence
Your hell bound and I see your gettin whiskey bent
I been around and I know what you meant
You dont wanna fuck me you wanna fuck some dead president
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind till you just can't see no more
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind till you just can't see no more
I'm super fly bitch
I'm not that guy bitch
I'll fuck you blind leave you face down in the ditch
Thought you'd get rich straight fuckin with the player
I'm the pimp of the nation yeah the pussy surveyor hey
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind till you just can't see no more
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind till you just can't see no more
I like that long hair swingin in them Calvin Klines
I pull them young, start fuckin with their virgin minds
I give a fuck about your poppa or your mother
I'll walk up on your ass and bitch slap your brother say
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind till you just can't see no more
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind till you just can't see no more
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind till you just can't see no more
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind till you just can't see no more
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind till you just can't see no more
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind till you just can't see no more
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind till you just can't see no more
13. Born 2 B A Hick
1992
See I was born a little pie-eyed motherfucker
Mamma she left me and my pappa was a hard trucker
Out on the highway we loved to roll
He never made me go to school
I never begged to go
I was a low class livin raised out in the sticks
I was born to be a hick
See I love to spend my days just a squirrel huntin
Go see my cousin Ellie May and get some good lovin
Kissin and huggin on some distant lands
People always tell me I'm a twisted man
Jim Beam in my hand boones kegged in shit
And I was born to be a hick
Ohhh I was born to be a hick
See I love to spend my days just a squirrel hunter
Go see my cousin Ellie May and get some good lovin
Kissin and huggin on some distant lands
People always tell me I'm a twisted man
Jim Beam in my hand boones kegged in shit
And I was born to be a hick
See I was born to be a hick man
Yeah I was born to be a hick man
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm a shotgun tokin
I'm a John Deere drivin
I'm a hick
Ah har
14. My Oedipus Complex
I need somebody won't you help me
I need somebody won't you tell me who I am
I've been livin a lie so long it seems I've lived a life time
If you could see what I feel it would make your ghetto lood like heaven
And I believe it stems down from my family situation
I never liked my old man
I couldn't stand to be around him
Sometimes I sit all alone just starin at his picture, yeah
My heart turns to stone and I think of this
I need somebody won't you help me
I need somebody won't you tell me who I am
You never loved me, you never held me tight
Instead you shook me like a beast to wake me up at night
You tried to make me think that your ways were best
When all I was was an outlet for all your stress
Life it's the ultimate sin
A game with no rules that you're expected to win
My personal hell's hidden with a grin
Dad take the stand and let the trial begin
You said that oil and water don't mix though it seems cool
Keep with your own and don't fuck up our gene pool
UYoushould've went to school like your bigger brother
But you played the fool with a different color
Runnin' ship with a whip
I tried to keep up but I kept getting tripped
Money made you so wise
How could you look thru my face and not see your own eyes
Do as I say and not as I do
But I can't cuz when I look in the mirror I see you
And oh the pain how it hurts
It was always your home and your business that came first
You said a man is as good as his word
But your mind was closed and mine never heard
My visions blurred, thoughts obscured
And with my blinders down I strain from the heard
They say the nut don't fall far from the tree
Look at u then look at me...
You ain't nothin to me you've never been to me
And all you ever gave a damn about was money see
So now fuck you man you ain't shit to me
And it's the day that I die of this hate that I'm free
Now I know growin up son that it ain't always been easy
And I know at times I was not always there for you
No we never spent much time just talkin or havin a good time
But understand growin up son I never had a dime
So I worked my ass off and I put myself through college
And everything I have to this day u know I built it all
Oh I wish I could go back and change the years that's lost between us
I wish I could take back some of the things I said to you
Son I said I'm sorry but still you resent me so
Son I said I'm sorry and why do you resent me so
I always loved you I always cared for you
Just never wanted you to go through what I've been through
I tried to raise my fuckin family just the best I know
And now I'm hated like the devil and for why I don't know
Dahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Alright, get down baby
Yeaaaaahhhhhhh
I need somebody won't you help me
I need somebody won't you tell me who I am
I need somebody please, please help me
I need somebody you must tell me who I am
Hey, hey, hey
Tell me who I am
Hey, hey
Tell me who I am
I am, I am
Tell me who I am, am, am
Tell meeeee
Tell meeeee
A Minute Or So After The Song Is Over -
If it looks good, you'll see it
If it sounds good, you'll hear it
If it's marketed right, you'll buy it
But if it's real, you'll feel it
COCKY (2001)
01. Trucker Anthem
(R.J. Ritchie, M. Shafer, M. O'Brien, H. Stothart, D. McDaniels, D. Reeves, J. Simmons, R. Simmons)
Oh-e-o ohhhh oh
Oh-e-o ohhhh oh
Oh-e-o ohhhh oh
Oh-e-o ohhhh oh
Who's in the house?
Truckerrrrrr
Who's in the house?
Truckerrrrrr
Who's in the house?
Truckerrrrrr
Who's in the house?
Truckerrrrrr
Who's in the house?
Truckerrrrrr
Who's in the house?
Oh-e-o ohhhh oh
Oh-e-o ohhhh oh
Oh-e-o ohhhh oh
Oh-e-o ohhhh oh
Singin, hey now people here we come
Here we come motherfuckers
Here we, kinny come come
You know what we do and where we're from
Detroit baby
You got 15 seconds to get this seat now
We're gonna start this show and blow your mind now
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(who's your uncle?)
Uncle krackerrrrrr
I'm double wide on the side, in the back of the bus
I'm your uncle kracker sittin' platnum plus
Double platnum (what?) tripple platnum (fuck)
You'd be a calm motherfucker if you add that up.
Can you back that up?
Yeah, but what for?
I got a big brick house with 2 gold doors.
Was born in that, you need to shut my mouth
I'm the same motherfucker you been hearin' about
Kracker went pop?
Naw, i did the pop bash
Floatin' through the air waves, pickin' up cash
I dropped bottom d, people thought i went soft, shit
I'm still very difficult to fuck with
Straight outta the sticks of romeo michigan
The early morning stoned motherfucking pimp of the god damn nationnnnnnn
Ye haw motherfuckers lets rock
With the kid, that's all, ya dig, ya dont stop
Got rifs to rock, brought boones to slam
Now who's the man? kid rock god damn
Back on the scene like a fiend for beats
Aint slept in weeks
Got too many freaks
Seen too many geeks
Try to rock the rap, so i'm back with heat
To unseat the wack
I'ma unpack, and set up shop
I'ma step back and watch you rock
I'ma rock track, so stop the pop
Then i'ma master blastin through the aftershock
I got, dug ditches to burry you bitches
Who roll the flow and wanna stop the show
So i'ma roll and flow another encore seven
From north of detroit, way south of heaven
Heaven, heaven, heaven
Yeahhhh
Turn it up, turn it up turn it up
Ughh come onnnnn
Kid rock motherfucker with the tbt
Rollin' through your city like the general lee
You wanna fuck with me? don't test the odds
Cause your arms are too short to box with god
But if ya, send me your address, i'll swing by
Call up your friends, i'll get your whole fuckin' crew high
Say bye, bye, bye to the wack
And let it be known kid rock is back
Yeahhh rollin' with the tbt
Were gonna rock the house for my man joe c.
Yeahh, we wanna start this show, come on
Come on, yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
02. Forever
(R.J. Ritchie, M. Shafer, F. Beauregard)
I'm back (back) the fog is lifted
The earth has shifted and raised the gifted
You knew i'd be back so pack your bone
And hit the road jack cuz daddy's home
With the funky hot riffs
Tick like al rocker
Pumpin out hits
Gettin chips like oprah
Bitch i told ya
Do not hate
Or question the music i make
I make punk rock and i mix it with the hip hop
I get you higher than a tree top
You wanna roll with the kid rock
I make southern rock
And i mix it with the hip hop
I got money like fort knox
I'll forever be the kid rock
Forever
The junkies are
Still cigar puffin
Still the same cuz i ain't changed nothin
Huffin and puffin i got you rookies
All in check doin the redneck boogie
The king is back to retract the whack
Repacked my sack with a double back pack
Forget all that i'm still singing
And like kids on monkey bars i'm still swingin
Thought i got dusty
Thought i'd get rusty
Thought i'd get rick and quit oh he must be fat and ugly
Broke black and blue
But i'm trim fit rich and i'm back for round two
Red white and the pabst blue ribbon
Dead right that's how i'm livin'
Givin you more than the frauds and fakes
They can't make the kind of music i make
I make punk rock and i mix it with the hip hop
I get you higher than a tree top
You wanna roll with the kid rock
I make southern rock
And i mix it with the hip hop
I got money like fort knox
I'll forever be the kid rock
Forever
The black hat is back in original form
The legible, credible, inevitable storm
Way past the norm
Still misbehavin
Finger in the air and the flag still wavin
Young crones don't test the boss
Cuz i got this sewn like betsy ross
You can floss and front
You can taunt and tease
But you can't fuck with rhymes like these thumpin like a drum kit
With riffs that split picks
Pumpin for the kids who twist flips and sip fifths
I got the gift i'm about to unwrap it
8 ball side pocket
8 ball in my jacket
Pussy and blow you now how i live
Can't say that kid
Fuck off i just did
Watch me twirl like earl the pearl
Or just keep on kid rocking in the free world
I make punk rock and i mix it with the hip hop
I get you higher than a tree top
You wanna roll with the kid rock
I make southern rock
And i mix it with the hip hop
I got money like fort knox
I'll forever be the kid rock
Forever
Punk rock
Forever
Hip hop
Forever
Southern rock
Forever
Kid rock
Punk rock
Forever
Hip hop
Forever
Southern rock
Forever
Kid rock
Forever
03. Lay it On Me
(R.J. Ritchie, M. Shafer)
Lay it on me
King cowboy baby, you know my credits
Don't ask if it's true, fuck it i said it
Regret it? (never) pimpin'? (forever)
Pull more hoe's than the free cash levers
So you better never, question the cleaver, cleaver
I sever whatever, forget her, and turn 'em redder than ever
You better wet her, and leave her makin' her miss me
Cause that's how we do it up in detroit city
71 super charged big block hemmy
Ya eldavarge, i'm livin' more like lemmy
B-b-b-b-b benny and the jet's is hot
But you aint never met a motherfucker like kid rock
And twisted brown truckers like a loaded gun
We're the band that other bands run from
Doin' the backstage boogie is where you'll find me
If you want some of that flash a pass, come back and
Lay it on me
Lay it on me
Baby you got
Lay it on me
Uhh..just lay it on me
Lay it on me
Lay it on me
Now, people always say i aint livin' right
But it aint my fault you misplaced your light
Replaced your wife with some 2 bit missy
Now she's gettin' fucked up in detroit city
Kickin' with the hippies, bikers, thugs
Hit me with a micky, fast women and drugs
1 love, for 2 minutes a 3rd minute i'm gone
Wake me up to eat around the crack of dawn
I'm makin' pancakes baby if ya crack the eggs
You'll feel the hours torn later when you spread your legs
No need to bag, and don't trail behind me
Just step up front a little lady and
Lay it on me
Lay it on me
Baby you got
Lay it on me
Uhh uhh uhh uhh..just lay it on me
Lay it on me
Lay it on me
Hey, hey, hey
(talkbox)here we go, lets, lets jam.
We're comin', we're comin', we're comin'
Live from detroit it's saturday night
Got the funky fresh rhyme no beat to bite
And to ya'll hee haws who thought i'd never rank
I'm goin' hahahahaha all the way to the bank bitch
I got rich off a keepin' it real
While you radioheads are reinventin' the wheel
Got critics all trippin' off i don't know what
While i'm sippin' king louie not givin' a fuck
Trash me in the news, give me wack reviews
But you'll never find another who can fill my shoes
Who can roll the blues, who can rock the rap
Who can rock, who can roll, who can flow like that
Uhh black rim and a pocket full of phone numbers
From pam anderson to suzanne summers
Understand i want peace like gandi
But until that day i'ma walk this way so
Lay it on me
I'm talkin' all night long
Lay it on me
Like a bang a gong
Lay it on me
With ac/dc on
From hells bells to the next 9 songs
Lay it on me
I can love you like that
Lay it on me
I'd rather fuck to foghat
Lay it on me
Yeah i can make you shake
Slow ride it baby through the piano break
Come on, come on, come on
So step up front little lady
Lay it on me
Got to lay it on
Lay it on me
Yeahhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh
Ohhhhhh lat it on me
You gotta 1, 2, 3 give it up
Lay it on me
04. Cocky
(R.J. Ritchie, M. Shafer, F. Beauregard)
Guess who's back? haha
I used to be broke, confused..no joke
Got used, smoked dope, paid dues
Refused to give up quick,
Now theres 10 million motherfuckers on my dick
So what, say how, say who
Fuck what, fuck me, fuck you
Come clean, you know i will
Drink a fifth of jim beam and still stand still uh
I'm the illest fool
Cooler than the water in a swimmin' pool
Fly like a seagul, kickin' like a mule
More jams than a beetle from liverpool
I deliver fool
Now who the fuck are you?
I'm kid motherfuckin' rock from the old school
Got more money, than matchbox 20
Get more ass than mark mcgrath
They say i'm cocky, and i say what?
It aint braggin' motherfucker if ya back it up
They say i'm cocky, and i say what?
It aint braggin' motherfucker if ya back it up
I'm from the outskirts of detroit rock city
A shirts, cadilacs, big titties
Skinny models you can keep those
I like big corn fed mid western hoes
Dont you know? talk fast, pimp slow
Show up to black ties in t-shirts and slippers
Sippin' liquor, fuck models, love strippers
Known as the big tipper with the big dipper
I got queens holdin' keys to my slipper
Fuck a real good girl, i got the baddest bitch in the world
They say i'm cocky, and i say what?
It aint braggin' motherfucker if ya back it up
They say i'm cocky, and i say what?
It aint braggin' motherfucker if ya back it up
You think you got it good in hollywood
I got acres of land laid back in the woods
Holdin' shares, cool like fonzy
Rollin' lake st. clair in my 40 ft. donzy
You got a bently? wow!
I got jets with web bars and trucks with gold plows
Bitch bow when i pimp through
For the kid the rock the red, white and blue
Who knew the kid would be
Everything from old george jones to jay z
Baby i'm sick of gettin ripped off
So pissed 'bout to be pissed off
Mackin' me cause you know i'm paid
That's why i'm clapin' my gardners and fuckin' my maids
Nevermind my age but if we're takin' number
15 million sold motherfucker
They say i'm cocky, and i say what?
It aint braggin' motherfucker if ya back it up
They say i'm cocky, and i say what?
It aint braggin' motherfucker if ya back it up
Cocky, and i say what?
It aint braggin' motherfucker if ya back it up
They say i'm cocky, and i say what?
It aint braggin' motherfucker if ya back it up
05. What I Learned Out On The Road
(R.J. Ritchie, M. Shafer)
Headin' for the south lands, lookin' for some fun
Down below that dixie mason i know your the one
My tongue is chasin' my eyes are wide, i can see paradise
I been down here once or twice but i never seen it look so nice
Ahhhhhhhhh yeahhhh
Ahhhhhhhhh yeah yeah
I like it with the grass cut low
Big mountain tops valley below
I love it when you scream out my name
Kid rock, what you say?
Kid rock, what you say?
Kid rock, what you say?
Kid rock yeahhhhh
Cause i'ma bad maama jamma from detroit city
Rock from southern alabama back to macanow city
I'm raw and greedy, show me, gimme, i'll nick it
Gimme a slimmy and a jimmy i'll stick it
Pick me up lady or beam me up scottie
Late night shaddy let me slip it in your body
I'ma scramblin' ramblin' straight travelin' man
Spreadin' moejo sam, please understand
From detroit to new orleans
I love the life but i never sold my soul
All them late nights, and early mornings
Let me show you what i learned out on the road
Let me show you what i learned out on the road
You know i've tried a thousand times and i've tried to explain
And i've cried a thousand times over things that i can't change
I've learned a lot you know, i grow each passing day
And i blame nobody but myself for mistakes that i have made
He's a bad maama jamma from detroit city
Rock from southern alabama back to macanow city
I'm raw and greedy, show me gimme, i'll nick it
Gimme a slimmy and a jimmy i'll stick it
Pick me up lady or beam me up scottie
Late night shaddy let me slip it in your body
I'ma scramblin' ramblin' straight travelin' man
Spreadin' moejo sam, please understand
From detroit to new orleans
I love the life but i never sold my soul
All them late nights, and early mornings
Let me show you what i learned out on the road
Let me show you what i learned out on the road
Lord knows when your not here, i get so damn bored of me
And i've spent some lonely nights that did not have to be
And if you could only see, i swear i'd show you true
And although i carry a load out on the road, i wanna come back home to you
From detroit to new orleans
I love the life but i never sold my soul
All them late nights, and early mornings
Let me show you what i learned out on the road
From detroit to carolina
I love the life but i never sold my soul
From london town down to china
Let me show you what i learned out on the road
Let me show you what i learned out on the road
06. I’m Wrong, But You Ain’t Right
(R.J. Ritchie)
Breakin' the silence is the hardest thing in life
Knowing that your wrong
Feelin' like you cant go on
I've been a victim so many times
But i'm man enough to know when i'm wrong
*shotgun cocking*
With the fresh cut mullets back row in sight
Pass the packed bowl and i'ma rock all night
Up tight right wingers tryin' say i'm what
I'm a flight bound singer not giving a fuck
Hard luck i'm the devil with the grace of god
On the level of oz and it makes you nod
With the body of a sinner, mind of a saint
I'm everything you love, everything you hate
Hit a lot of curves, hard roads and hills
Got nerves of steel and watch time stand still
It took too long but i stood my height
You could say i'm wrong but you aint righhhhht
You aint righhhhht
You you you you aint righhhhht
You aint righhhhht
Right
You aint you aint you aint
Right
You aint you aint you aint
Right
You aint you aint you aint
Right
You can save the environment with all your wind
But can you save your children from a world of bullshit
You look at me with a loss for love
But if you took me out would your kids still do drugs
You wanna point your finger at the unclear
You wanna point your finger at the unclear
You wanna point your finger at the unclear
You outta point your finger in the mirror
You wanna trip, quit cause i'ma keep rippin'
And you can bitch but the strippers gonna keep strippin'
I'm singin' songs in the key of life
And you can say i'm wrong but you aint righhhhht
You aint righhhhht
You you you you aint righhhhht
You aint righhhhht
We just came to (get on down now) rocccccckkkk
Rock on rock on rock on
Cowboy baby, cowboy baby
*shotgun cocking*
*shotgun cocking*
You aint righhhhhhhht
You aint you aint you aint righhhht
You aint you aint you aint righhhht
You aint you aint you aint righhhht
You you you you aint righhhht
You aint you aint you aint righhhht
You aint you aint you aint righhhht
You aint you aint you aint righhhht
07. Lonely Road of Faith
(R.J. Ritchie)
Up and down that lonely road of faith
I have been there
Unprepared for the storms and the tides that rise
I've realized one thing, how much i love you
And it hurts to see, see you cryin'
I believe we can make it through the winds of change
God is great indeed
If you believe, in the everlife
Yeah we gotta
Make some sense of the piece that's not defined
And if you just hold on, i wont let ya fall
We can make it through the storms and the winds of change
Though i walk through the valley of darkness
I am not afraid
Cause i know i'm not alone
And if the wind blows east, would you follow me
And if the wind blows north, would ya stay your course
And if the wind blows west, would ya second guess
And if it blows to the south, would you count me out
And if the sun don't shine, would you still be mine
And if the sky turns grey, would you walk away
Would you say i do, if i say i'll be
And walk this road through life with me
You know i love youuuuuu
On this lonely road of faith
On this lonely road of faith
08. You Never Met A Motherfucker Quite Like Me
Yep
I've been on the cover of the Rolling Stone
I met the president when I was half stoned
I been so high I've gotten confused
I been beat down, broke and used
Motherfucker
I drank with hank, talked blues with Billy
Rocked with Run sang with shotgun Willy
Went from small time philly to big time Bobby
From 3 day old chili to saki with wosabi
I'm home hey I'm home
You never met a motherfucker quite like me
Not like me, dida dada like me, hey like me
No more bein' poured drink specials at winners
Or being ignored by the think straight sinners
I used to smoke pinners while my moms made dinner
Now I smoke bombs and rock with Lynyrd skynyrd
No beginners here I'm a seasoned vet
Educated on jazz by my man Amed
Heard again my friend I been the world n back
But I'm Michigan boy can you feel that
And I'm home
You never met a motherfucker quite like me
Not like me, God damn like me, hey hey like me
Never thought I'd go as far in life as this
Never made par and I could give 2 shits
Never wanted sell cars cause my dad was a dick
Never wanted a guitar 'till I heard a lick like this
And from the depths of dixie to my northern spots
You know its time to rock when ole glory drops
I pimp through town with the top laid back
Black hat, fine blonde, cold pabst in my lap
I'll adapt
To any and all situations
Thats why the call me the pimp of the nation
Hey bitch you best believe I live in the woods not your world of greed
Might, a little weed might a little yeah
I'm so proud to be living in the USA
You've never met a motherfucker quite like me
Hey hey like me, da di da da stay like me, hey hey hey like me
You aint ever met and you aint never going meet
You never met a ,never met a ,never never never never met a
Motherfucker quite like me
You aint never met a mother like me
Hey you aint never never never never never met someone like me
(Hey hey)
Never met like me,
(Hey hey)
(Hey dude hey)
Never met a mother like me
(Come on, hey)
And you never, and never gonna never gonna meeeeeet
(Hey come on already)
You never meeeeeeeet
(stop)
What?
(Dude, theres more to life that just you)
hahaha
09. Picture
(R.J. Ritchie)
livin' my life in a slow hell
Different girl every night at the hotel
I aint seen the sun shine in 3 damn days
Been fuelin' up on cocaine and whisky
Wish i had a good girl to miss me
Lord i wonder if i'll ever change my ways
I put your picture away
Sat down and cried the day
I can't look at you, i'm lyin' next to her
I put your picture away, sat down and cried today
I can't look at you i'm lyin' next to her
(sherly crow)
I called you lastnight in the hotel
Everyone knows but they wont tell
But their half hearted smiles tell me
Somethin' just ain't right
I been waitin' on you for a long time
Fuelin' up on heartaches and cheap wine
I ain't heard from you in 3 damn nights
I put your picture away
I wonder where you been
I can't look at you while i'm lyin' next to him
I put your picture away
I wonder where you been
I can't look at you while i'm lyin' next to him
I saw ya yesterday with an old friend
(kid rock)
It was the same ole same "how have you been"
(both)
Since you been gone my worlds been dark & grey
(kid rock)
You reminded me of brighter days
(sheryl crow)
I hoped you were comin' home to stay
I was head of the church
(kid rock)
I was off to drink you away
(both)
I thought about you for a long time
Can't seem to get you off my mind
I can't nderstand why we're living life this way
I found your picture today
I swear i'll change my ways
I just called to say i want you to come back home
I found your picture today
I swear i'llc hange my ways
I just called to say i want you to come back home
I just called to say, i love you come back home
10. I’m A Dog
(R. J. Ritchie, K. Olson)
See me ride across the country with my shotty ridin' shotgun
Got slimmys on my jimmy with magnums rockin' platinum
Wig's dig this, the fuckin' police know i see 'em
So i'm headin' up to reno like a geo and i'll great 'em
Free my mind of lifes inconsistencies
You got a lot but yo you can't get these
Free my mind of lifes inconsistencies
I had enough and you can swing on these
Cause i'ma dog baby
See me ride across the country
I'ma dog bitch
Big suitcase full of money
I'ma dog mamma
And i'm rollin' el camino
I'ma d-d-d dog
Drop top continental with a suicide see me ride
You by my side big girl, yo we will never die
I'll be your hollywood eyes and send you swingin' baby
Bring it home to pappa and rock gonna make it jingle baby
It's a god damn shame people they look at me
But i know in the end you givea fuck about me
And that's the reason i spit fire
That's the reason i'ma set your ass on fire, fire
I shoulda never left the bottle
And if they want the truth then tell them bitches i shot 'em
I'ma dog baby
See me ride across the country
I'ma dog bitch
Big suitcase full of money
I'ma dog mamma
And i'm rollin' el camino
I'ma d-d-d dog
Yeahhhhhhhhh
Yeah..can ya, can ya, can ya feel it now?
Freedom or death, nothin' left to do but fill it up
Tripple x eyes of lust and you need to give it up
Live it up sucker cause they're sayin' my days are numbered
Who wants to live long anyway
I'm goin' out with a blast
Gettin' some ass, smokin' grass, leavin' all my cash for my little boy
You wouldn't understand, you dont know where i come from
Hey yeah yeah
Cause i'ma dog baby
See me ride across the country
I'ma dog bitch
Big suitcase full of money
I'ma dog mamma
And i'm rollin' el camino
I'ma d-d-d dog
I'ma dog baby
I'ma dog baby
I'ma dog baby
11. Midnight Train To Memphis
I was hiding from the sun once again
I was running from the time my friend
I've lost another war
So, i poured one more and went home drunk again
She was up when the key hit the lock
And the clock looked at me just like the devil in disguise
I saw it in her eyes - she'd be gone before the evenin'
So, i poured another strong one and chopped a line from here to texas
Cause i've lost another good one - she's on the midnight train to memphis
With a brand new start, i swore i'd love from the heart
I meant to change my ways
But i've seen better days than the one's that's here this mornin'
With a wife and kids at home with a job some where on some assembly line
I wish i had that life - i bet you wish you had mine
So, let's pour another tall one and chop a line from here to texas
Cause i've lost another good one - she's on the midnight train to memphis
(david spade)
Dude, what station is this? k snooze? kid rock i thought he was the american bad ass
He's putting me to sleep. nudge me if he gets over five decibals.
I knew his first album was a good one
But that's the way i am
And this is how i jam
All across the land from alabam to bandstand
Doped up rebel with an attitude
Shit
So fuck a bitch
So fuck a bitch
So fuck a bitch
I won't switch won't quit my vices
Flip the script cause i'm gonna slice the righteous
Haven't you heard i don't refrain
Free as a bird and so i won't change
Livin it up givin it up fuckin shit up
What
I'm gonna run my track from the d to nantucket
So fuck it - if you don't dig that, you can suck it.
And it don't
And it don't
With an old suitcase, i swear i'll leave this place
I'll get you back in time
Can't drink you off my mind. so, i'll see you when i'm sober.
I been looking for some reasons, but i ain't found one down in texas
I been changing with the seasons
Walked in a new line back to memphis.
12. Baby Come Home
(R.J. Ritchie)
I got the
I got them love sick blues ya'll
Man, i can't find my baby
I think she took off with another man
I been around the world looking twice
You know i checked in new york city
On the streets and on the subways
And i looked around that tired town to find the one who loved me
I looked out in the hamptons thought she'd be hangin' with them rich folks
But no she wasn't anywhere hangin' on the east coast
I wish my baby come home
I want my baby come home
I wish my baby come home
I want my baby yeah my baby to come back home
Man you know i love that girl
I checked down to the southern plains from alabama to georgia
Honey if you hear this, please know i'm looking for ya
I checked with all my rebel friends
I've looked around for weeks
And i swear until i find her i won't eat and i won't sleep
I want my baby come home
I want my baby come home
I want my baby come home
I wish my baby yeah my baby would come back home
I went from albuquerque to maine and didn't find a damn thing
So i looked in california - up and down the coast
I looked all over hollywood - it wasn't even close
Never found nothin'
So, i came home, home to detroit city
And there she was sittin' on my porch - my baby looked so pretty
Now my baby's back home
Yea my baby came home
Yea my baby's back home
I'm so happy that my baby is finally home
13. Drunk In The Morning
(R.J. Ritchie)
I wanna make money to take away my problems,
But my problems gettin' bigger with the more money i make
I wanna find love thats my problem, cause the money
Makes it hard to tell the real from fake
I want to spend time with my son oh every hour
But the money and the problems and the women keep me away
I wanna be happy for just one hour, but the only time i'm happy
Anymore is on the stage
I get drunk in the morning i dont look for afternoons
I dont care if tommorow never comes
I been pushed and kicked around it seems my whole life
Now i'm tired lord i'm so damm tired inside.
(i think its time to get it on)
So lets rock it with the band turn this shit up to 10 now
I got a feeling you been waiting for way to long now
And if your looking for a party you came to the right spot
So drink it 'em down motherfuckers and roll with the kid rock
And the band plays
And i thank you people for feeling me i'm feeling you too
Oh what a ride, its been up and down all around the world we've been
We're back your here lets make the most of our time now
And if you get up get up i wont let you down
And when the powder hits the brain, you'll be feelin' it real son
I'm talking guitars, car sex and real cheap wine
All time and type you let me here it if you want more
Lemmie here it if you want more
I gota fifth good music if you hold out i'll pour more
And i thank you people for feelin' me iam feelin' you too
Oh what a ride its been up and down all around the world we've been
We're back your here lets make the most of our time
Now and if you get up get up i wont let you down
Get up get up yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yeah what a ride and i thank you people thank you
14. WCSR
(R.J. Ritchie, C. Broadus)
Kid rock i got the sex rhymes
Kid rock i got the sex rhymes
Kid rock i got the sex rhymes
All world class
Kid rock mother fucker yo i ain't no fag
I fuck bitches dry i fuck em on the rag
Tag their toes - check em off my list
Hoes get fucked - they don't get kissed
A simplistic pimp gettin much respect
I'll fuck your mouth and leave your ass in debt
Jet set the country on your world perks
Just to show you how a real pimp works
Remove your shirt - show me them titties
I'll drive my dick right through your twin cites
Around your bends over your curves and ass
Park it in your mouth till i run out of gas
Snoop dog i got the sex rhymes
Snoop dog i got the sex rhymes
Snoop dog i got the sex rhymes
All world class
It ain't nothing like black pussy on my dick
Word to your mama and your sister bitch
I play hoes like a mother fucking football game
I pull my dick out and you'll say it's good ya'll came
Ya'll did ya'll thing - worked a nigga front to back
In the bill clinton presidential cadillac
We smoked a sack - the bitches couldn't handle that
Blew out my brains and left no stain
I can't complain shit it's all done with game
I've fucked so many hoes i can't remember their name
But it ain't about that - bitch i really doubt that
Just turn the lights out and put my dick where yo mouth at
Kid rock i got the sex rhymes
Kid rock you got the sex rhymes
Snoop i got the presidential sex rhymes
My nigga
I'm on a private jet out of jfk
Sippin' the beck's - and feeling a okay
Looked across the aisle and who did i see
Bill motherfuckin' clinton sittin' next to me
We kicked it talked had a couple of laughs
The stewardess walked up and asked us for our autographs
I thought i was mackin' gave her two free shirts
Bill stuck five fingers up in her skirt
So, i stuck five and that made ten
Shit two roosters and only one hen
Billy winked at me - it was all too sweet
We tag teamed that freak at 30,000 feet
Yeah - 30,000 mother fuckin feet flying high
Kid rock beeped out?
And we thought we do's it the most on the coast
Shit we got the sex rhymes
Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it
Let me see if you got some gangster shit homey
Cause if you do, i'm gunna kick something for you
A little something like this
Oh shit some gangster shit
All i need is a gangster bitch
If gangster shit is all i kick
I fucked with a black brown or a white chick
Bitch you can act like you ain't with the shit
I'm here to strip a bitch and cold pimp a bit
Lookin for love in all the wrong places
Lookin for love - fuck love it's too racists
Smokin it up in too many places
Bustin a nut in too many bitches faces
Well i'm kid rock
Got pussy galore
You might get a lot of pussy, i gets much more
Got scores of whores and macks knows what's up
You's a player
Nope i'm a flat out slut
Got what you came for - yes indeed
Ecstasy and a sea of weed
Got a seed to plant in your field of crap
I'll wear a cowboy hat and be your farmer jack
You can hold my sack while i pack your bag
You can rub my back while i tack a keg
One leg on the dash and one on the floor
I'll pop a cork in your ass and make you scream for more
Pissed off, pissed off
Money, hoes, tits and asses
We got the goods and the bullshit passes
We got whatever you need
I got ecstasy
I got pounds of weed
Money, hoes, tits and asses
We got the goods and the bullshit passes
We got whatever you need
I got ecstasy
I got pounds of weed
Let's do it
Should we do it
Can we do it
KID ROCK (2003)
01. Rock n’ Roll Pain Train
(R.J. Ritchie)
15 years on this lonely road
I paid my own way
I carried my own load
I never ask too much from no one
I was much too proud
All I ever wanted
Was to play my music for a sold out crowd
Bitches money fame
They say I had it all
6 foot 1
I walked around like I was 10 feet tall
Did you see me shine
Where the hell were you now
Detroit City back in '99
Stoned out of my mind
On that rock n' roll pain train
I had to slow things down
I live out in the woods now
It helps me keep my feet on the ground
Life's been good to me so far
Hope it's been kind to you
Stand strong in the storms of life
The sun will always shine on you
Now I've been rollin' on love and lust
I ride around on this million dollar bus
But this is just a bus man
I can't sleep at night
Man I miss my babies
And I'd really like to fuck my wife
But she ain't here tonight
On that rock n' roll pain train
After the lights go down
I live out in the woods now
It helps me keep my feet on the ground
Life's been good to me so far
Hope it's been kind to you
Stand strong in the storms of life
The sun will always shine on you
I've seen this train wreck
Time and time again
I felt its pain
I've seen it take my friends
You've got to stop and take a look man
Or life will pass you by
Get you a guitar and a good song
That's all you really need to ride
On that rock n' roll pain train
I can't slow it down
The music and the whiskey
Don't it make you wanna get loud
Life's been good to me so far
Hope it's been kind to you
Stand strong in the storms of life
The sun will always shine on you
The sun will always shine on you
02. Cadillac Pussy
(R.J. Ritchie)
I seen a fly slimmy on the avenue
When I was on tour down in Baton Rouge
A mean little missy with an attitude
I played it smooth
No need to be rude
I stopped the ship
Stepped off like Chewie
Ran some game like Louie Louie
Talked her on the bus
Talked her out of her shorts
No lie y'all, I'm here 2 report?
She had some Cadillac pussy
Some Cadillac pussy
She had some Cadillac pussy
She had some Cadillac pussy
Man it would drive you wild
(Repeat first verse)
(Repeat chorus)
She had some Cadillac pussy
Man it would drive you wild
Cadillac pussy
Cadillac pussy
Cadillac pussy
Cadillac pussy
She had some Cadillac pussy
Man it would drive you wild
03. Feel Like Makin’ Love
(Paul Rodgers, Mick Ralphs)
Baby, when I think about you
I think about love
Darlin', don't live without you
And your love
If I had those golden dreams
Of my yesterdays
I would wrap you in the heaven
'Til I'm dyin' on the way
Feel like makin'
Feel like makin' love
Feel like makin' love to you
Baby, if I think about you
I think about love
Darlin' if I live without you
I live without love
If I had the sun and moon
I would give you both night and day
Of satisfyin'
Feel like makin'
Feel like makin'love
Feel like makin love to you
And if I had those golden dreams
Of my yesterdays
I would wrap you in the heaven
'Til I'm dyin' on the way
Feel like makin' love
Feel like makin' love
(Repeat)
Feel like makin' love to you
04. Black Bob
(R.J. Ritchie, M. Shafer, J. Trombly)
They used to call me names said I was just a wanna be
But now they all pay to see what they were gettin' free
How about them days and now you don't know what to say
Ain't it funny how the sun can shine and then hide away
And it's a long way on a they say highway
I'm still runnin'
A lonesome freeway of uncut my way
Can you feel me comin'
A tombstone ugly an if you'd judge me
Better watch 4 me comin'
In a '59 drop top blood red Cadillac
Knock knockin'
Black Bob at your door
Still rockin'
Everybody say that
Knock knockin'
Black Bobby at your door
Knock knockin'
Looking 4 the payback
They used 2 say that Ritchie boy he got no sense
But now they say oh Bobby man he was my best friend
Ain't it funny how the glory and the stories and the times can change
And no sense Ritchie just bought himself a big fuckin' airplane
(Repeat pre-chorus)
(Repeat chorus)
I grew up in the backwoods
Hung in the crack woods
Learned to pimp
Like a mack should
I could have been a rich man like pops
I never kissed ass
And those days since passed
Here I stand like Jesus
I don't need this
Fuck you ho's can squeeze this
I can't believe this
I'm so wasted
From all the fruits of life
That I've tasted
Never a clone on the microphone
I got shit built up
'Cause I never felt loved at home
And all alones how I spend my free time
Writin' freak rhymes
Drinkin' cheap wine
Easy Whips
And a cracker
I'm the master blaster
No one cuts faster
The king of disaster
Is who I am ho
And I'll be rippin' the fuckin' rhymes
And I'll make your mother shit her pants bro
So so
You better watch your back
Watch for me comin'
Watch for me comin'
In a '59 drop top blood red Cadillac
Knock knockin'
Black Bobby at your door
Still rockin'
Everybody say that
Knock knockin'
Black Bobby at your door
Knock knockin'
Looking for the payback
Knock knockin'
Hey Black Bobby
Knock knockin'
(Repeat)
05. Jackson, Mississippi
(R.J. Ritchie, J. Trombly) © 2003 Warner Tamerlane Publishing Corp./Thirty Two Mile Music (BMI)/Wixen Music Publishing/Squamosal Music LLC. (BMI)
And when the sunshine showed
Her face I felt like I was ready to die
Went lookin' for a place to hide
A hole I could crawl inside
Long lines
Whiskey bottles
And the same old song
I smell death in the air
And I know it won't be long
And I could say I'm tryin' to change
But that's just another lie
It's been a day and a half
And I'm still high
And I feel like
Jackson Mississippi
A river runnin'
Like Jackson Mississippi
A river runnin'
Jackson Mississippi
A river runnin'
Like Jackson Mississippi
A river runnin' through my veins
And when the daylight disappeared
I took a good look inside
Behind my pride
I sat down and cried
I know I'm not a fool
But I don't know what's wrong
Maybe it's time to pack
And just move on
And I could say I'm trying to change
But that's just another lie
I'm looking for someone
To tell me why
(Repeat chorus)
06. Cold and Empty
(R.J. Ritchie, K. Chesney, M. Shafer, J. Trombly, M. Tamburino)
Maybe I've been on the road too long
Livin' my life through these songs
I guess lovin' a music man
Really wasn't in your plans
Does it matter if I'm sorry again
And why should I apologize
You knew all along this was my life
You know my ins and outs
All of my fears and doubts
It's the life I love
But it's you I can't live without
And this whole world seems cold and empty
Someone please turn on the lights
Lord if there's an angel you could send me
I could use one here tonight
Now where am I supposed to go
My only home was in your soul
I know that I can't stay here
And drown in a pool of tears
Should I pack my pride
And face this life alone
And this whole world seems cold and empty
Someone please turn on the lights
Lord if there's an angel you could send me
I could use one here tonight
Maybe it's me who's cold and empty
And in my darkness I cannot see the light
Please God if there's an angel you could send me
'Cause there's one missin' from my life
You are my heart, you are my soul
Wherever you are that's where I go
You know my ins and outs
All of my fears and doubts
It's the life I love
But it's you I can't live without
Yea it's the life I love
But it's you I can't live without
Baby it's the life I love
But it's you I can't live without
The life I love
The life I love
But it's you I can't live without
07. Intro
All the way live
From the cornfields of Romeo, Michigan
Detroit Rock City
2 double 03 and 4
The Early Mornin' Stoned motherfuckin' (Cowboy)
Here we go, here we go
Kid motherfuckin Rock hoe
What you know
I got them bitches and them riches
And that old school flow
Big nuts and such
You can't even front
I got it all bitch
So whatcha whatcha want
I can do it better than Jordan playin' ball at 22
Quicker than Rod Carue
Sicker than Motley Crue
Who, yeah motherfucker the Who too
Beatles, Stones, the Ramones, Trick and U2
Ha Ha Ha
A funky country-rock soul-singin' MC
(Cowboy)
Ha Ha Ha
A funky country-rock soul-singin' MC
I got the breaks to shake the whole United States
Earthquakes couldn't recreate my shake
No fake, no makeup, who relates
Check these rhymes motherfucker they all first takes
No fuckin' around, I put it down
Pop this shit but don't pop it in my hometown
Cause I'll throw down Motown sounds
Shit, the Motor City ain't nothin to fuck with
Im the flyest, theres none flyer
I'm the highest, theres none higher
I spit truth, I've never been a liar
And I won't stop lyin' till I retire
Ha Ha Ha
A funky country-rock soul-singin' MC
(Cowboy)
Ha Ha Ha
A funky country-rock soul-singin' MC
08. Rock n’ Roll
(R.J. Ritchie, S. Eulinberg, J. Trombly, J. Krause, K. Olson, M. McGrath)
Break out the whiskey
And a bottle of wine
Take your shirt off bitch
And chop me out a line
Dim the lights down low
Turn up the stereo
Don?t say a word
I already know
You?ve never done this before
But you felt like tryin?
I?ve done this plenty of times
And I know you?re lyin?
You know I know
You want a shot
So I will take aim
Don?t even ask me
If I know your name
Don?t look so shocked
Do not be confused
I just wanna shoot your soul
Full of rhythm and blues
Them boys been selling you lines
But you ain?t been buyin?
But what I?m givin? is free
So it?s well worth tryin?
Because I know you like to rock n? roll
You like to rock n? roll
I?ll rock you baby all night long
Then I gots to roll
There?s no one left here we can blame
It?s a lonely walk of shame
I know
We gonna rock and roll
Can you feel that
Can you feel that
Used to like to disco
Now you wanna rock n? roll
Bus is leavin? baby
We?re pullin? out
Them Austin Dallas Houston girls
Are callin? us out
Girl dry them eyes
I?m not good at goodbyes
Tell all your friends
I?m that type of guy
That?ll bring out the women
That you?ve been hidin?
It?s human nature to be
What we?ve all be denyin?
Baby don?t, sell tickets
To a player that?s already playin?
Just be who you are
But understand what I?m sayin?
Everybody likes to rock n? roll
They like to rock n? roll
Rock n? roll
They wanna rock n? roll
Rock n? roll
They like to rock n? roll
Love me baby all night long
09. Hillbilly Stomp
(R.J. Ritchie, F. Beuregard, M. Shafer)
I'm drunk again
Excuse the hiccup
The redneck originator rollin' in my pickup
Truck jacked up with the four gold shocks
And where I come from mud flaps come stock
People Kid Rock it up and down the block
And the hens all flock to the coup with the cock
You wanna rock with me baby
Row it down to the swamp
Dock your boat
We'll do the hillbilly stomp
We'll do the hillbilly stomp
I like Stuckies, truckers and big mesh hats
I like large round women in laundromats
I like to wander jack
Like a backwoods thug
And watch the moonshine through the bottom of a jug
Huggin' and kissin' with my vision all blurry
Siftin' through this world of worry
Hurry up with love
Please God bless
I don't do drugs anymore
Or any less
I didn't start this mess on this planet
Stop lookin' at me like a bandit
I've been chillin'
Down at the swamp
With the folks that want to do the hillbilly stomp
Do it
We'll do the hillbilly stomp
Now people wanna know how to do this dance
Lift your legs in the air like you wet your pants
Plant your hands on the top of your butt
And stomp around the woods like you're all fucked up
Circle up the trucks
Fire up the brush
Untuck your shirt
We're gonna kick some dust
Don't two plus two it
Or three plus three it
Four by four to a place that's scenic
Heat it up hot like some ham hocks cookin'
And hop to the spot where the cops ain't lookin'
Bring your whole flock down to the stomp
And we can rock all night doing the hillbilly stomp
Do it
We'll do the hillbilly stomp
We'll do the hillbilly stomp
10. I Am
(R.J. Ritchie, A. Penhallow, Jr., C. Wojcik, H. Johns)
Well fire it up
Chop one out
Somebody's got to know
That I'm two days in
I got two days left to go
'Cause I am Georgia
I am Memphis Tennessee
I am everything that Hollywood wants to be
I am love and I am hate
I'm your late night drunk debate
But you'll never put
Your finger on me
Have you ever seen the sun
Over the Rocky Mountains shinin'
Or touched the sands
Of a southern Florida beach
Have you seen a grown man cry
Or a child that's slowly dying
Have you looked inside
To see all that you can see
And I am North and South Dakota
And New York City
I am everything that Hollywood wants to be
I am love and I am hate
And the critics can all debate
But they'll never put a finger on me
No you'll never put your finger on
Have you seen the Northern Falls
Or the Midwest seasons changing
A Montana storm
Or a warm Kentucky rain
Have you heard the love that sings
Over our inner city sidewalks
Have you risen above
All that leads to hate
And I am Boston and DC
And all of Detroit City
I am everything
That Hollywood wants to be
I am southern rock and roll
Country and hip hop soul
And you'll never put a finger on me
I'm a father and I'm a friend
I'm your brother till the end
But you'll never put your finger on me
I am Only God Knows Why
I'll be a cowboy till I die
But you'll never put your finger on me
No you'll never put your finger on me
No no you'll never put your finger on me
You'll never put
You'll never put
Put your finger on me
11. Son of Detroit
(D.A. Coe, H.E. Tipton, R. Brooks, T. DeLuca)
I like to play Hank Williams Jr. records just as loud as they will rock
I'm into Lynyrd Skynyrd, Run DMC, and D.J. Scott La'Rock
I like Willie, Waylon, George and Merle and a lot of ZZ TOP
I like country, soul, rock and roll and I love me some hip hop
I'm a redneck rock and roll son of Detroit
I don't like no new wave techno bands around
I'm a drink a couple dozen beers, go out and jam some gears
I'm a longhaired redneck rock and roll son of Detroit
I got Bourget and a west coast chopper that sure makes them bitches stare
Got a dead flamingo wrapped around this cowboy hat I wear
I like 2 cuss, yell, scream, fight, and raise all kinds of hell
And if you ride to live like I live to ride let me hear that rebel yell
(Repeat chorus)
I like my whiskey straight up daiquiris make me ill
And if someone touches my beaver skins I get mad enough to kill
I got a rifle rack in my pickup truck I'm a four wheelin' maniac
And if you wanna race name the place I'll show you where it's at
(Chorus)
12. Do It For You
Been siting alone
Thinking about the past
Another lonely night
Another empty glass
This path I'm walking
Always seems to lead no where
I wonder how much you think of me
How we used to laugh
How we used to be
It seems like freedom
Has never had a man so scared
Times might change
Love it comes and goes
How I wish I could have shown you
How deep for you my love goes
And I know this might seem crazy
I would end my life for you
You know I dont want to
But I do it for you
Hey I do it for you
I wonder how much you think of me
It hurts to think the past
Is all that you can see
Now it seems like freedom
Is better then the love we shared
[repeat chorus]
Listen to me
I wonder how long it takes to see
There's nothing more I want
Then you here with me
Freedoms been knockin
But I refuse to let her in
Times may change
Love it comes and goes
How I wish I would have shown you
How deep for you my love goes
And I know this might sound crazy
I would end my life for you
You know I don't want to
Come back home and care for you
Baby I do anything for you
I do anything for you
13. Hard Night For Sarah
(B. Seger)
It's been a hard night for Sarah
The divorce went through today
Ten years out the window
She'd been faithful all the way
She's feeling really bitter
She's feeling lost and small
She wonders where it all went wrong
She can't seem to recall
It's been a hard night for Sarah
She's taken quite a fall
Well he was all she'd ever hoped for
And she gave him all she had
Never gave a cause to worry
Never hurt her or made her sad
And no one thought to tell her
They all figured that she knew
Just another harmless fling
A phase all men go through
It's been a hard night for Sarah
She's going to have to see it through
Gonna have to see it through
The sun is slowly rising
On another brand new day
The children will be waking soon
And she'll send them on their way
It's been a hard night for Sarah
It's been a hard night for Sarah
It's been a hard night for Sarah
But today's another day
Today's another day
14. Run Off To L.A.
(R.J. Ritchie, S. Crow)
This here ain't no love song
And it ain't for you
It's for the folks who relate to what I've been going thru
It's for the 40 hour overtime workin' man
And to the good women out there
I'll know you'll understand
Why don't you run off to LA and lose your mind
And get some energy doctor to tell you everything is fine
We can still be friends like you talk about
But first give me back them pearls
And the keys to my fuckin' house
Get out
They say
All we need is just a little patience
But what do you do when your woman is too high maintenance, yea
I'm a hatin' to admit it even if it's your wife
Tell her pack your shit
And take the first train out of my life
It's a classic line baby I just wanna be friends
But baby my friends don't have keys to my Mercedes Benz, no
I think I know what you mean
You wanna talk and such
Tell me all your problems
But we don't fuck
Ain't that right
I had plenty of friends before I met you
I don't need no more
So now I think it's time you started headin' out for the door
And even though I feel real bad tonight
Please pack your shit
And take the first train out of my life, oh yea
They say all we need is just a little patience, yea
But what do you do when your woman's too high maintenance
I know
I'm a hatin' to admit it even if it's your wife
Tell her to pack your bags
And take the first train out of my life
Why don't you run off to LA and lose your mind
You've got 15 minutes and I think you're wasting time, yea
It's easy to see when you've lost your mind
But here I'll be when you decide to come back blind
You were a Midwest girl who says she liked to drink beer and hang
And now you're walkin' red carpets talkin' New York hip hop slang
And even though I might break down and cry tonight
Please pack your shit and take the first train out of my life
Oh yea yea
Why don't you run off to LA
15. Single Father
(D.A. Coe, R.J. Ritchie) © 2003 New Music For Me Music (BMI)/Warner Tamerlane Publishing Corp./Thirty Two Mile Music (BMI)
Lately I've been spendin' lots of time with my kid
Tellin' him stories
About the things that we did
When we were a family
Long time ago
I've answered his questions
Till I'm blue in the face
Wish all the hurt in him
I could erase
But I tell him the truth
'Cause he ain't too young to know
Single father
Part time mother
When I'm not one
Then I'm the other
You used to be
My full time lover
Now I'm a single father
And a part time mother
I spend every minute
I can with my boy
There's no doubt about it
He's my pride and joy
Someday he'll grow up
And I won't have him no more
Some things I just find
Too hard to explain
So we go to McDonalds
Or I buy him a train
And we put it together
On the living room floor
Such is the life
Of a single father
He says daddy explain
If it's not too much bother
While it's just you and me
Living here in this home
I don't understand it
And either does he
Why there's just two
When there should be three of us
Sharing this moment
Lord I feel so alone
(Repeat chorus)
“LIVE’ TRUCKER (2006)
01. Son of Detroit
I like to play Hank Williams Jr. records just as loud as they will rock
I'm into Lynyrd Skynyrd, Run DMC, and D.J. Scott La'Rock
I like Willie, Waylon, George and Merle and a lot of ZZ TOP
I like country, soul, rock and roll and I love me some hip hop
I'm a redneck rock and roll son of Detroit
I don't like no new wave techno bands around
I'm a drink a couple dozen beers, go out and jam some gears
I'm a longhaired redneck rock and roll son of Detroit
I got Bourget and a west coast chopper that sure makes them bitches stare
Got a dead flamingo wrapped around this cowboy hat I wear
I like 2 cuss, yell, scream, fight, and raise all kinds of hell
And if you ride to live like I live to ride let me hear that rebel yell
I'm a redneck rock and roll son of Detroit
I don't like no new wave techno bands around
I'm a drink a couple dozen beers, go out and jam some gears
I'm a longhaired redneck rock and roll son of Detroit
I like my whiskey straight up daiquiris make me ill
And if someone touches my beaver skins I get mad enough to kill
I got a rifle rack in my pickup truck I'm a four wheelin' maniac
And if you wanna race name the place I'll show you where it's at
I'm a redneck rock and roll son of Detroit
I don't like no new wave techno bands around
I'm a drink a couple dozen beers, go out and jam some gears
I'm a longhaired redneck rock and roll son of Detroit
02. Bawitdaba
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Get Ready)
My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIID Kid Rock
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
And this is for the questions that don't have any answers
The midnight glancers and the topless dancers
The candid freaks, cars packed with speakers
The G's with the forties and the chicks with beepers
The Northern Lights and the Southern Comfort
And it don't even matter if your veins are punctured
All the crackheads, the critics, the cynics
And all my heroes at the Methodone Clinics
All you bastards at the IRS
For the crooked cops and the cluttered desks
For the shots of jack and the caps of meth
Half pints of love and the fifths of stress
For the hookers all trickin' out in Hollywood
And for my hoods of the world misunderstood
I said it's all good and it's all in fun
Now get in the pit and try to love someone
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Love Someone)
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Kill Someone)
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Love Someone)
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Come On)
For the time bombs tickin' and the heads that hang
All the gangs gettin' money and the heads that bang bang
Wild mustangs the porno flicks
All my homies in the county in cell block six
The grits when there ain't enough eggs to cook
And for D.B. Cooper and money he took
You could look for answers but that ain't fun
Now get in the pit and try to love someone
(What)
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Come On)
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Raw(raw, raw)
And for the hate (and for the hate, and for the hate)
And for the peace (and for the peace)
WARRRRRRRRRRRR
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Come Onnnnnnnn)
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy (uh, uh)
03. Cowboy Intro
You can do anything you choose
Well I'm gonna be the man gonna sing them blues
Red, white and blue down to the bone
You don't like that then take your punk ass home
'Cause I'mma kid rock it up and down your block
With a bottle of scotch and watch lots of crotch
Buy a yacht with a flag sayin chillin the most
(rock that bitch up and down the coast)
You can tell all the critics I'm back from the dead
And fuck Clay Aiken and Radiohead
And if Britney Spears wants a kiss that lasts
Well you can tell her and Madonna they can kiss my ass
And I bet these people never thought they'd see
Little hip-hop, rock and roll, country, soul getting it on at Cobo home in Detroit City
And you know my name and I'm the real mccoy
Name's Kid Rock said I'm the real mccoy
04. Cowboy
Cowboy...Cowboy
Well I'm packin' up my game and I'm a head out west
Where real women come equipped with scripts and fake breasts
Find a nest in the hills chill like Flynt
Buy an old drop top find a spot to pimp
Then I'm a Kid Rock it up and down your block
With a bottle of scotch and watch lots of crotch
Buy a yacht with a flag sayin' chillin the most
Then rock that bitch up and down the coast
Give a toast to the sun, drink with the stars
Get thrown in the mix and tossed outta bars
Sip the Tiajuana, I wanna roam
Find old town chillin' fools and come back home
Start an escort service for all the right reasons
And set up shop at the top of four seasons
Kid Rock and I'm the real mccoy
And I'm headed out west sucker
Because I wanna be a
Cowboy baby
(With the top let back and the sunshine shinin')
Cowboy baby
(West coast chillin' with the Boone's Wine)
I wanna be a Cowboy baby
(Ridin' at night cause I sleep all day)
Cowboy baby
(I can smell a pig from a mile away)
I bet you'll hear my whistle blowin' when my train rolls in
It goes (whistle) like dust in the wind
Stoned pimp, stoned freak, stoned outta my mind
I once was lost (but now I'm just blind)
Palm trees and weed, scabbed knees and rice
Get a map to the stars, find Heidi Fleiss
And if the price is right then I'm gonna make my bid boy
And let Cali-for-ny-aye know why they call me
Cowboy baby
(With the top let back and the sunshine shinin')
Cowboy baby
(West coast chillin' with the Boone's Wine)
I wanna be a Cowboy baby
(Ridin' at night cause I sleep all day)
Cowboy baby
(I can smell a pig from a mile away)
Yeahhhh Kid Rock you can call me Tex
Rollin sunset woman with a bottle of Becks
Seen a slimmy in a vette, rolled down my glass
And said, Yeah this (uh) fits right in your
No kiddin', gun slingin', spurs hittin' the floor
Call me Hoss, I'm the Boss, with the sauce in the whores
No remorse for the sherrif, in his eye I ain't right
I'm a paint his town red, then paint his wife white UH
Cause chaos, rock like Amadeus
Find West Coast pussy for my Detroit players
Mack like mayors, ball like Lakers
They told us to leave but bet they can't make us
Why they wanna pick on me, lock me up and stored away my key
I ain't no G, I'm just a regular failure
I ain't straight outta Compton I'm straight out the trailer
Cuss like a sailor, drink like a Mick
My only words of wisdom are just (Radio Edit)
I'm flickin' my Bic up and down that coast and
Keep on truckin' till it falls in the motion
(Cowboyyyyyyyy)
With the top let back and the sunshine shinin'
(Cowboyyyyyyyy)
Spend all my time at Hollywood and Vine
(Cowboyyyyyyyy)
Ridin' at night cause I sleep all day
(Cowboyyyyyyyy)
I can smell a pig from a mile away
(Cowboyyyyyyyy)
With the top let back and the sunshine shinin'
(Cowboyyyyyyyy)
With the top let back and the sunshine shinin'
(Cowboyyyyyyyy)
Hollywood and Vine-in'
05. Devil Without A Cause
Mmmmm
Ohhhh ohhhh
Oh oh oh oh
You knew that I was comin' cause you heard my name
But you don't know my game and never felt my pain
Can't read my brain but you read my lips
And got scared when you heard that I was comin' with hits
(Comin' with hits)
Now don't even trip, be a man instead
Give thanks I'm alive when I should be dead uh
I'm in the red cause my mind's distortin'
People claimin' they know me but they only know a portion
I'm a move mountains and touch the sun
Don't get scared now you knew this day would come
So hold your bids, all bets are closed
And fuck all you hoes
Cause it's been a long time comin'
But I finally broke like an egg yolk I ain't no joke
Like some uncut dope motherfucker, Kid Rock's to blame
Same game, same name, ain't a damn thing changed
No sell-out, I ain't no hoe
Fuck the radio, comin' from the R-O-M-E-O
Watch me throw like a fist of rage
Self made and paid and sawed off twelve gauges
Up that ass for the nine-eight (nine-eight)
Never fake, shake, straight from the Great Lakes
Seven years on wax comin' correct
Flat out you diss me punk
That's when I pull a strap out
And I get to buck-buck-buckin' a fuck-fuck-fuckin' your hoes
Cause they know who's runnin' this shit, Top Dog I'm the C-E-O
Role model, your motherfuckin' H-E-R-O
My motto, Be Cool (be cool) Keep Pimpin' (keep pimpin')
Don't sleep, we roll deep in a Lincoln
Four Vogues on a hundred spokes
We bust Biltmore Beavers and Top Dog Coats
We float like butterflies, sting like queen bees
Strapped with A-K's straight from the Chinese
What the fuck's goin' on in the D
Bunch of white boys pimpin' like the K-I-D
And it's all good, I got love for my honkeys
We roll thick kick ass like donkeys
Anybody fuck's with you I'm gonna mack 'em
Devil without a cause, I'm goin' platinum
I'm goin' platinum
I'm goin' platinum
We're goin' platinum
Devil without a cause, I'm goin' platinum...uh
(Devil, Devil, Devil)
(Yeah we come to party, so get down everybody
Come On
(Yeah we come to party)
I went from St. Claire Shores and drink specials at Winners
To New York City and 700 dollar dinners
From hangin' with sinners and second hand cheap sex
To gettin' much respect from top record execs
The cool Kid's comin' up to call yall out
So shut up now or put my balls in your mouth
Bet that ass hoss I ain't forgot
When I was tossed in the dime baby left to rot
Used to call me dummy when my nose was fuckin' runny
Now I'm fuckin' bunnies gettin' fuckin' Matchbox 20 money
Motherfuckers wanna to claim their down
But when I was broke and down I never seen 'em around
All the shit we talked, all the shit we dreamed
I did it without you, I got a brand new team
No triple beams it seems like a movie
Bought two cribs, droptop, and jacuzzi
No more fluzzies only high class hoes
Couple when it rains and a few when it snows
A brand new nose to go along with my habit
And a garden hose made outta 24 karat
Bought a couple parrots that like to squak
And they sound like you and all the shit you talk
Step inside my shoes, you couldn't fill em doc
You're too old to kid (kid) too soft to (rap) rock
Already did what most love did shout
Seven years on wax and I still ain't sold out
And there ain't no doubt in my mind
That I'm gonna stomp all over your test of time
I'm goin' platinum
I'm goin' platinum...uh
I'm goin' platinum
Were goin' platinum
Devil without a cause, I'm goin' platinum
(Devil)...uh, uh
(Devil)...uh, uh
(Devil)
Straight outta the streets of Taylor
(Yeahhhhhhhh)
3 foot high
Ready to get fly
Joe C
[Joe C]
I'm the J-O-E to the C hoe
Call me Joe C got more game than Coleco
I'm a freak hoe call me sick
Three foot nine with a ten foot dick
The ladies pick, I'm a crazy hick
And rake through kind like a bum through wine
It's my time so I'm a shine like lead
Old as piss but small as ass
Watch me pass smoke some hash
You're rakin' grass while I'm rakin' cash
High-ass voice like Aaron Nevelle
And I'm down with The Devil
Say we like to party, rock the party
(We like to party, rock the party)
We like to party, rock the party
(We like to party, rock the party)
You like to party, rock the party
(We like to party, rock the party)
You like to party, rock the party
Devil without a cause, I'm going platinum...uh
Come on
Uh-huh
Hahahahaha
06. Somebody’s Gotta Feel This/Fist of Rage
I used to party with the Betties on the lower east side
Never drop top forty cause I always rock b-side
G-rides and a hundred spokes to match
We roll two deep three freaks four amps in the back
I did that crack game rap game now I let my axe bang
Livin in sin and it's a beautiful thang
I wanna twang like Hank rock like roll
Got soul like Stevie when I'm under the sun and so
Somebody's gotta feel this
(Someone's) got to feel this
S-Somebody's gotta feel this
(Someone's) got to feel this
Somebody's gotta feel this
(Someone's) got to feel this
I never had a lot of money never made much sense
Been chasin bunnies like a dummy overlookin my rent
And spent every red cent puttin hickeys on his bed
He's rockin dickie sippin lickie slippin honey pop that deady steady
Lookin for love, put my talent on hold
Told my soul to glow it said get up and go
And so I packed my bags with a whole lot of realness
Somebody's gotta feel this
(Someone's) got to feel this
Somebody's gotta feel this
(Someone's) got to feel this
Somebody's gotta feel this
(Someone's) got to feel this
I see these people makin' money and it's funny to me
Tryin' to act that fresh I wish they'd bump into me
Cause it ain't nothin' to me to want to eat a little more
Taste a little bit pride with every drink that I pour
I been a whore for years showin' love to my peers
Never sold for any less than what I see in the mir
Steer wide to avoid the blows I been dealt
Let the six strings ride when the twelves are felt
So when you see me tuggin' on the end of my rope
Better raise up or duck when I reach in my coat because uh
Somebody's gotta feel this
(Someone's) got to feel this
(Someone's) got to feel this
S-S-Somebody's gotta feel this
(Someone's) got to feel this
Somebody's gotta feel this
(Someone's) got to feel this
Come on...feel this
Uh, uh come onnnnnn
You're feeling old with me you're up a creek and you don't know it
Finger on the trigger but your punk ass is scared to pull it
And I know it cause the fear you hide your eyes show it
Payback on your ass cause you're overdue and I know I owe it
And when you're goin' down bet I'll be blowin' up
Hear the sound of a shotgun cocked and realized you're fucked
I hope you see my middle finger from the stage
Feel me comin', feel me comin', feel me comin', feel me comin'
I'm a fist of rage
(One foot in the grave)
I'm a fist of rage
(Far from saved)
I'm a fist of rage
(In a broken state)
(I'm a razor blade slittin' through a wrist of hate)
I'm a fist of rage
I'm a fist of rage
I'm a fist of rage
07. Picture
Livin' my life in a slow hell
Different girl every night at the hotel
I aint seen the sun shine in 3 damn days
Been fuelin' up on cocaine and whisky
Wish i had a good girl to miss me
Lord i wonder if i'll ever change my ways
I put your picture away
Sat down and cried the day
I can't look at you, i'm lyin' next to her
I put your picture away, sat down and cried today
I can't look at you i'm lyin' next to her
(sherly crow)
I called you lastnight in the hotel
Everyone knows but they wont tell
But their half hearted smiles tell me
Somethin' just ain't right
I been waitin' on you for a long time
Fuelin' up on heartaches and cheap wine
I ain't heard from you in 3 damn nights
I put your picture away
I wonder where you been
I can't look at you while i'm lyin' next to him
I put your picture away
I wonder where you been
I can't look at you while i'm lyin' next to him
I saw ya yesterday with an old friend
(kid rock)
It was the same ole same "how have you been"
(both)
Since you been gone my worlds been dark & grey
(kid rock)
You reminded me of brighter days
(sheryl crow)
I hoped you were comin' home to stay
I was head of the church
(kid rock)
I was off to drink you away
(both)
I thought about you for a long time
Can't seem to get you off my mind
I can't nderstand why we're living life this way
I found your picture today
I swear i'll change my ways
I just called to say i want you to come back home
I found your picture today
I swear i'llc hange my ways
I just called to say i want you to come back home
I just called to say, i love you come back home
08. American Bad Ass
Yeah
And I set up and tore down this stage with my own two hands
We've travel this land packed tight in mini vans
And all this for the fans, girls, money, and fame
I played their game
And as they scream my name
I will show no shame
I live and die for this
And if I come off soft
Then chew on this
Are you scared?
Devil Without A Cause
And I'm back with the beaver hats
And Ben Davis slacks
Thirty pack of Strohs
Thirty pack of hoes
No rogaine and the propane flows
The chosen one
I'm the living proof
With the gift of gab
From the city of truth
I jabbed and stabbed
And knocked critics back
And I did not stutter when I said that
I'm going platinum
Sellin rhymes
I went platinum
Seven times
And still they ill
They wanna see us fry
I guess because Only God Knows Why
Why why why why
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
They call me cowboy, I'm the singer in black
So throw a finger in the air and let me see where you're at
Say hey hey
Let me hear where your at and say hey hey
I'm givin it back, so say hey hey
Show me some metal and say
Hey hey hey hey
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Gat!!!!!
Fuck all y'all
I like AC/DC and ZZ Top
Bocephus, Beasties and the kings of rock
Skynyrd, Segar, Limp, Korn, the Stones
David Allen Coe and no show Jones
Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
Pass that bottle around
Got the rock from Detroit
Soul from Motown
The underground stoned fuckin pimp
With tracks that mack and slap back the whack
Never gay, no way, I dont play with ass
But watch me rock with Liberace flash
Punk rock, The clash
Boy bands are trash
I like Johnny Cash and Grand Master Flash
Flash flash flash flash
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
They call me cowboy, I'm the singer in black
So throw a finger in the air and let me see where you're at
Say hey hey
Let me hear where your at and say hey hey
I'm givin it back, so say hey hey
Show me some metal and say
Hey hey hey hey
Uh, uh, uh, Gat
Yeah, I saw your band
Jumpin around on stage like a bunch of wounded ducks
When you gonna learn sucker
You just can't fuck with
Twisted Brbrbr Brown Brown...TRUCKER
TRuuuuuccckeeeeerrrrr
I'm an... American Bad Ass
Watch me kick
You can roll with rock
Or you can Suck My Dick (undedited version) or Radio Edit (edited version)
I'm a porno flick, I'm like amazing grace
I'm gonna fuck some hoe's after I rock this place
Super fly, livin double wide
Side car my glide
So Joe C can ride
Full sack to share
Bringin flash and glare
Got the long hair swingin middle finger in the air
Snakeskin suits, Sixty-five Chevelle's
See me ride in sin
Hear the rebel yell
I won't live to tell
So if you do
Give the next generation a big, Fuck You!
Who knew I'd blow up like Oklahoma
Said fuck highschool, pissed on my diploma
Smell the aroma
Check my hits
I know it stinks in here
Cause I'm the shit, shit, shit, shit, shit
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
They call me cowboy, I'm the singer in black
So throw a finger in the air, let me see where you're at
Say hey hey
Let me hear where you're at and say hey hey
I'm givin' it back so say, hey hey
Show me some metal and say
Hey hey hey hey
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...huh huh
I'm a cowboy
Bad ass in black
Singin
Hey hey hey hey
From side to side
From front to back
Say hey hey hey hey
I put Detroit city back on the map
And singin
Hey hey hey hey
Kid Rock's in the house
And thats where I'm at
Hahahaha
09. Rock n' Roll Pain Train
15 years on this lonely road
I paid my own way
I carried my own load
I never ask too much from no one
I was much too proud
All I ever wanted
Was to play my music for a sold out crowd
Bitches money fame
They say I had it all
6 foot 1
I walked around like I was 10 feet tall
Did you see me shine
Where the hell were you now
Detroit City back in '99
Stoned out of my mind
On that rock n' roll pain train
I had to slow things down
I live out in the woods now
It helps me keep my feet on the ground
Life's been good to me so far
Hope it's been kind to you
Stand strong in the storms of life
The sun will always shine on you
Now I've been rollin' on love and lust
I ride around on this million dollar bus
But this is just a bus man
I can't sleep at night
Man I miss my babies
And I'd really like to fuck my wife
But she ain't here tonight
On that rock n' roll pain train
After the lights go down
I live out in the woods now
It helps me keep my feet on the ground
Life's been good to me so far
Hope it's been kind to you
Stand strong in the storms of life
The sun will always shine on you
I've seen this train wreck
Time and time again
I felt its pain
I've seen it take my friends
You've got to stop and take a look man
Or life will pass you by
Get you a guitar and a good song
That's all you really need to ride
On that rock n' roll pain train
I can't slow it down
The music and the whiskey
Don't it make you wanna get loud
Life's been good to me so far
Hope it's been kind to you
Stand strong in the storms of life
The sun will always shine on you
The sun will always shine on you
10. Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp
This is the true story about mackin
Check it
Times are changin
Talk about it
More so each year
But the Early Mornin, Stoned Pimp is here
Yeah
So let it rain, and let the guitar rock
And if ya here me yaaaawwwwn
Just drop that top
Come on, girl
Hey hey hey
Well well well well
Hey hey hey
Well well well well, well
Come on, girl, Yeeeaaahhh
And I be catchin them northern pike
Like on a ten pound test
Posess, never fess, take a guess
I be the early mornin stoned pimp
Straight limpin,
Boone's Farm drinkin
At the party big booty pinchin
Chillin, like a villian, balloon fillin
Whack MC killin, the fine hoe drillin
With the million dollar talent and the ten cent brain
Been gone too long, too much cocaine
But now that I'm back, on the block
I'm ready to rock
Left to right, all night
My game's tight, I wish you might
Take a bite
Out of this here toxic, melodic, neurotic product
Fresh from the harvest
Who'll be the largest, hardest, smartest, label in town
Top Dog get down, Uh
Radio won't play me
But still I got the kids around the world goin Kid Rock crazyin
Wicked witches be flyin on broomsticks
Kid Rock be comin with the boom boom boom biatch
I from the sticks biatch
Straight from the RO
Kid Rock I aint's no bitch
Ah, yes you are hoe
So quit frontin like y'all don't know
When I step straight into the party with my homeboy Tino
What's up?
So get a good look bro, get a good gander
I'm made in Detroit, but my name aint Stanzler
Spreadin' like a cancer, a virus
While you're lookin really gay like fuckin Billy Ray Cyrus
I'm the highest MC of all time
Got my mind on the D
And the D on my mind
And the line gets drawn when my eyes can't see
Hit me twice with the Tussin and the morphine IV
I be
What they call an O-G bitch
I'm the motherfuckin Early Mornin Stoned Pimp
Say what?
One time for you
Now throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
Just throw your hands up high, hip hop y'all
Just throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
Because a Detroit party don't stop y'all
Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
Just throw your hands side to side, hip hop y'all
Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
Because a Kid Rock party don't stop y'all
Now I'm the self made mack on a mountain on Mars
Got the money green, cut it with the high roll gloss
A Lincoln Continental and a Grand Marquis
Rag top, drop down, rollin on chrome D's biatch
The purple furs and the gold trim glasses
I only bust the fat asses
And I don't be givin a fuck who da hell can rap better than me
Cause I'm a true fuckin' player and I mack like a real G
H-I-J-K, L-M-N-O-P is for pimpin
Early mornin stoned pimpin
I been down, been around
From the bottom to the top
Partyin down with the slimmies in the cities that I rock
So ah, ooh baby, baby, baby let me love ya
Or if you wanna get your freak on, I'll just fuck ya
With the ooh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ooh ahhh, biatch, shit
I'm the Early Morning Stoned Pimp
Hahaha
Hey hey hey
Come on yo
Now throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
Just throw your hands up high, hip hop y'all
Just throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
Because a Detroit party don't stop y'all
Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
Just throw your hands side to side, hip hop y'all
Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
Because a Kid Rock party don't stop y'all
[Joe C]
I'm Joe C bitch
Let me get them damn tits
I might be a little small hoe
But I ain't no God damn midget
So stick it up your ass where the sun don't shine
I'm vertically challenged, your vertically blind
I'm three foot nine, it's ten foot long
I'm gonna smack that ass after I pack this bong
I can flow on like all night long
Till the break of dawn
Till the early morn
I'm a thorn in your side
Can you feel me stickin
Eighty pills a day bitch, I ain't bullshittin
So groove baby groove baby call your momma
I'm like Charlie Hooker girl
I got the boogie drama
With the boogie drama, what
With the boogie drama, yeah
With the boogie drama, oh yeah
Ridin around the neighborhood
Me and Kid Rock were up to no good
With the boogie drama, yeah
With your leather miniskirt and we got some wine
Playin the radio, ya look so fine
With the boogie drama, yeah
Well, Well, Well, boogie drama, oh baby
Let's get funky, that's my job
With the boogie drama, oh yeah
Punchin nine to five, seven times, times twenty-four, times twelve
With the boogie drama, oh yeah
Day in and day out
With the boogie drama, oh yeah
Let's get funky
Come on everybody
Well, with the boogie drama
With the boogie drama
11. You Never Met A Motherfucker Quite Like Me
Yep
I've been on the cover of the Rolling Stone
I met the president when I was half stoned
I been so high I've gotten confused
I been beat down, broke and used
Motherfucker
I drank with hank, talked blues with Billy
Rocked with Run sang with shotgun Willy
Went from small time philly to big time Bobby
From 3 day old chili to saki with wosabi
I'm home hey I'm home
You never met a motherfucker quite like me
Not like me, dida dada like me, hey like me
No more bein' poured drink specials at winners
Or being ignored by the think straight sinners
I used to smoke pinners while my moms made dinner
Now I smoke bombs and rock with Lynyrd skynyrd
No beginners here I'm a seasoned vet
Educated on jazz by my man Amed
Heard again my friend I been the world n back
But I'm Michigan boy can you feel that
And I'm home
You never met a motherfucker quite like me
Not like me, God damn like me, hey hey like me
Never thought I'd go as far in life as this
Never made par and I could give 2 shits
Never wanted sell cars cause my dad was a dick
Never wanted a guitar 'till I heard a lick like this
And from the depths of dixie to my northern spots
You know its time to rock when ole glory drops
I pimp through town with the top laid back
Black hat, fine blonde, cold pabst in my lap
I'll adapt
To any and all situations
Thats why the call me the pimp of the nation
Hey bitch you best believe I live in the woods not your world of greed
Might, a little weed might a little yeah
I'm so proud to be living in the USA
You've never met a motherfucker quite like me
Hey hey like me, da di da da stay like me, hey hey hey like me
You aint ever met and you aint never going meet
You never met a ,never met a ,never never never never met a
Motherfucker quite like me
You aint never met a mother like me
Hey you aint never never never never never met someone like me
(Hey hey)
Never met like me,
(Hey hey)
(Hey dude hey)
Never met a mother like me
(Come on, hey)
And you never, and never gonna never gonna meeeeeet
(Hey come on already)
You never meeeeeeeet
(stop)
What?
(Dude, theres more to life than just you)
hahaha
12. Cocky
Guess who's back? haha
I used to be broke, confused..no joke
Got used, smoked dope, paid dues
Refused to give up quick,
Now theres 10 million motherfuckers on my dick
So what, say how, say who
Fuck what, fuck me, fuck you
Come clean, you know i will
Drink a fifth of jim beam and still stand still uh
I'm the illest fool
Cooler than the water in a swimmin' pool
Fly like a seagul, kickin' like a mule
More jams than a beetle from liverpool
I deliver fool
Now who the fuck are you?
I'm kid motherfuckin' rock from the old school
Got more money, than matchbox 20
Get more ass than mark mcgrath
They say i'm cocky, and i say what?
It aint braggin' motherfucker if ya back it up
They say i'm cocky, and i say what?
It aint braggin' motherfucker if ya back it up
I'm from the outskirts of detroit rock city
A shirts, cadilacs, big titties
Skinny models you can keep those
I like big corn fed mid western hoes
Dont you know? talk fast, pimp slow
Show up to black ties in t-shirts and slippers
Sippin' liquor, fuck models, love strippers
Known as the big tipper with the big dipper
I got queens holdin' keys to my slipper
Fuck a real good girl, i got the baddest bitch in the world
They say i'm cocky, and i say what?
It aint braggin' motherfucker if ya back it up
They say i'm cocky, and i say what?
It aint braggin' motherfucker if ya back it up
You think you got it good in hollywood
I got acres of land laid back in the woods
Holdin' shares, cool like fonzy
Rollin' lake st. clair in my 40 ft. donzy
You got a bently? wow!
I got jets with web bars and trucks with gold plows
Bitch bow when i pimp through
For the kid the rock the red, white and blue
Who knew the kid would be
Everything from old george jones to jay z
Baby i'm sick of gettin ripped off
So pissed 'bout to be pissed off
Mackin' me cause you know i'm paid
That's why i'm clapin' my gardners and fuckin' my maids
Nevermind my age but if we're takin' number
15 million sold motherfucker
They say i'm cocky, and i say what?
It aint braggin' motherfucker if ya back it up
They say i'm cocky, and i say what?
It aint braggin' motherfucker if ya back it up
Cocky, and i say what?
It aint braggin' motherfucker if ya back it up
They say i'm cocky, and i say what?
It aint braggin' motherfucker if ya back it up
13. Only God Knows Why
I've been sittin' here
Tryin' to find myself
I get behind myself
I need to rewind myself
Lookin' for the payback
Listen for the playback
They say that every man bleeds just like me
And I feel like number one
Yet I'm last in line
I watch my youngest son
And it helps to pass the time
I take too many pills it helps to ease the pain
I made a couple dollar bills but still I feel the same
Everybody knows my name
They say it way out loud
A lot of folks fuck with me
It's hard to hang out in a crowd
I guess that's the price you pay
To be some big shot like I am
Outstrecthed hands and one night stands
Still I can't find love
And when your walls come tumblin' down
I will always be around
Yeah
As it...hey
And when your walls come tumblin' down
I will always be around
People don't know 'bout the things I say or do
They don't understand 'bout the shit that I been through
It's been so long since I been home
I've been gone, I been gone for way too long
Maybe I forgot all the things I miss
Ohhhh somehow I know there's more to life than this
I said it too many times
And I still stand firm
You get what you put in
And people get what they deserve
Still I ain't seen mine
No I ain't seen mine
I been givin' just ain't been gettin'
I been walkin' that there line
So I think I'll keep a walkin'
With my head held high
I'll keep movin' on and only God knows why
Only God
Only God
Only God knows whyyyyyyyy
Only God knows why, why, why
Only God knows why
Take me to the river
Hey, won't you take me to the river hey hey hey
14. Outstanding
ROCK N’ ROLL JESUS (2008)
01. Rock n' Roll Jesus
Turn me up in the headphones
Been alotta cheap talk but I rock still
From the streets of Shanghai back to Knoxville
Sittin' high on a mountain top holdin' shop spreadin' the good news
Been alotta false prophets and quick hits
And a lot of unAmerican bullshit
But the time has come to settle and the devil's gonna make u choose
And just like a cold wind blowin' can u feel me comin' for u
Just like a freight train rollin' packed tight full of rhythm and blues
Testify
It's a Rock revival
Don't need a suit
Ya don't need a bible
Get up and dance
I'm gonna set you free yeah
Testify
It's all sex, drugs, rock n roll
A soul sensation that you can't control
And you can see I practice what I preach
I'm your rock n roll Jesus
Yes I am
Been alotta bling bling but it ain't real
And alotta new kings but I won't kneel
Sittin' high on a mountain top, holdin' shop singin' the raw dog blues
Like in old Mississippi's dirty cotton fields
Or in Detroit City's unforgotten wheels
It's the same song spinning but the same song's always been true
And I'm gonna take my roll cuz I ain't got nothin" to lose
And I'm gonna save your soul if it's really what you want me to do
(Repeat chorus)
Get on your knees
I'm your rock n roll Jesus
02. Amen
It's another night in hell
Another child won't live to tell
Can you imagine what it's like to starve to death
And as we sit free and well
Another soldier has to yell
Tell my wife and children I love them in his last breath
C'mon now amen, amen, amen
Habitual offenders, scumbag lawyers with agendas
I'll tell you sometimes people I don't know what's worse
Natural disasters or these wolves in sheep clothes pastors
Now damn it I'm scared to send my children to church
And how can we seek salvation when our nations race relations
Got me feeling guilty of being white
But faith in human nature, our creator and our savior, I'm no saint
But I believe in what is right
C'mon now amen, amen
I said amen, amen
Stop pointing fingers and take some blame,
Pull your future away from the flame
Open up your mind and start to live
Stop short changing your neighbors
Living off hand outs and favors, and maybe
Give a little bit more than you got to give
Simplify, testify, identify, rectify
And if I get high stop being so uptight
It's only human nature and I am not a stranger
So baby won't you stay with me tonight
And when across the way
They break a sign up in the night
Or meet someone, oh to be someone
They're just sinkin' down and holdin' back
I behold the dawn in the morn
And they don't say child
Wanna say Child
It's a matter of salvation from them patience up above,
So don't give up so damn easy on the one you love, one you love
Somewhere you got a brother, sister, friend, grandmother, niece or nephew
Just dying to be with you
You know there's someone out there who unconditionally, religiously, loves you
So just hold on 'cause you know it's true
And if you can take the pain
And you can withstand anything, and one day
Stand hand in hand with the truth
I said amen, I said amen
I said amen, I said amen,
Amen-
03. All Summer Long
It was 1989, my thoughts were short my hair was long
Caught somewhere between a boy and man
She was seventeen and she was far from in-between
It was summertime in Northern Michigan
Ahh Ahh Ahh
Ahh Ahh Ahh
Splashing through the sand bar
Talking by the campfire
It's the simple things in life, like when and where
We didn't have no internet
But man I never will forget
The way the moonlight shined upon her hair
Chorus:
And we were trying different things
We were smoking funny things
Making love out by the lake to our favorite song
Sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking 'bout tomorrow
Singing Sweet home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet home Alabama all summer long
Catching Walleye from the dock
Watching the waves roll off the rocks
She'll forever hold a spot inside my soul
We'd blister in the sun
We couldn't wait for night to come
To hit that sand and play some rock and roll
While we were trying different things
And we were smoking funny things
Making love out by the lake to our favorite song
Sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking 'bout tomorrow
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Now nothing seems as strange as when the leaves began to change
Or how we thought those days would never end
Sometimes I'll hear that song and I'll start to sing along
And think man I'd love to see that girl again
(Repeat Chorus x2)
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
04. Roll On
Mmmm
I love it when you play it like that
Come on... Play
Sittin' here alone I'm lookin' back on where I've roamed
And laughing how I swore I'd win and not get burned
Left my family
Left my home
I worked my fingers to the bone
And there was not a stone I did not leave unturned
And I was havin' a good time
Roll on Roll on Roller Coaster
We're one day older and one step closer
Roll on there's mountains to climb
Roll on we're on borrowed time
Roll on Roller coaster
Roll on tonight
Roll on tonight yeah
Money and success
I don't complain about the stress
I wanted this and now it's here
So I don't bitch
And I swear that time's a trick
It disappears in oh so quick
Man I was just sixteen
And now I'm starin' at thirty-six
But I'm still havin' a good time
Roll on Roll on Roller Coaster
We're one day older and one step closer
Roll on there's mountains to climb
Roll on we're on borrowed time
Roll on Roller coaster
Roll on tonight
Roll on tonight
And I know it's hard to see with the sun in your eyes
But one day you're gonna say I saw the light
And now headin' for the hill
And I just cannot wait until
My children grow up to have children of their own
And I'll be telling them about
The times I turned the party out
And how I stood against an army all alone
Drinkin' wine and stayin' high
And realized it couldn't last
And how I turned myself around
And went down another path
And the signs we must observe
When life's changes do occur
But most of all I'll tell them
Just how proud I am of them
And always have a good time
It's all love and good times
Let's all have a good time Yeah
Roll on Roll on Roller Coaster
We're one day older and one step closer
Roll on there's mountains to climb
Roll on we're on borrowed time
Roll on Roller coaster
Roll on tonight
Roll on tonight
05. So Hott
You got a body like the devil and you smell like sex
I can tell you're trouble but I'm still obsessed
Chorus:
Because you know you're so hot, I want to get you alone
So hot, I wanna get you stoned
So hot, I don't want to be your friend
I want to fuck you like I'm never gonna see you again
....Yeah.....C'mon....Yeah
You're like the kiss of death, like the hand of fate
I can tell you're trouble but I still want a taste
(Chorus x2)
Because you're so hot I want to get you alone
I want to get you stoned
I don't want to be your friend
I want to fuck you like I'm never gonna see you again
See you again
See you again
06. Sugar
Hard to remember if anything was real
Cold like December and I don't like how that feels
I been livin' a long time
I been givin' a long time too
And I can't believe I wasted so much time on you
But time has brought me back around
Back around to me
And I feel so free
Yeah
Now who's gonna give me some sugar tonight
Sugar tonight
Sugar tonight
Now who's gonna give me some sugar tonight
Sugar tonight
Sugar tonight
Bad like Brutus
Hit like Joe Louis
I gots lots of cash
But I'm not Jewish
I'm not no nudist
I'm fully clothed
And I fuck hot pussy until it's cold
Got rhymes of gold Got a voice of platinum
I'm not Dwayne Wayne
But that's what's happening
I'm back in black and if ya have to ask
You can kiss my Anglo-Saxon ass
Now who's gonna give me some sugar tonight
Sugar tonight
Sugar tonight
Now who's gonna give me some sugar tonight
Sugar tonight
Sugar tonight
Hot like a toti
Smooth like Mondovi
Around the way they call me Bathroom Bobby
Sugar is my hobby and my greatest joy
And that's why they call me "cowboy"
No Jive I come alive like Frampton
I'm bigger than Seinfeld's house in the Hamptons
Cramp my style, go ahead and give it your best
But I ain't met a mutha fucka who can do that yet
Now who's gonna give me some sugar tonight
Sugar tonight
Sugar tonight
Now who's gonna give me some sugar tonight
Sugar tonight
Sugar tonight
Hey
Now who's gonna give me some sugar tonight
Whoo woo
Whoo woo
Now who's gonna give me some sugar tonight
Whoo woo
Whoo woo
They call me Shotgun Bobby, rock the young hotties
Jock the John Gottis, sock the paparazzi
Real life Fonzie, I roll like Yahtzee
I like stars and bars but I ain't no Nazi
So fuck you, fuck u in the nose
Fuck you and your flows, fuck you and your hoes
Fuck u and your mother if u can't understand it
I'm the illest mutha fucker on the God damn planet
Huh
07. When U Love Someone
Oooh..Ooooh
I tell you it will shake the earth beneath your feet
The light that shines will redefine your old beliefs
What you reap is what you sow and so it goes
Where you plant your needs is where your garden grows
Before you think about yourself
Think of someone else, it will make you feel
Each day ain't wine and roses
I doubt it's meant to be
Always a cross to bear salvation don't come free
A heart that beats is a heart that bleeds
And you know that's true
So don't deny yourself of something good for you
Before you do it for yourself, do it for someone else
That makes it real
Chorus:
'Cause when you love someone
It don't matter what you say
When you love someone
You will dance the night away
When you love someone
There ain't nothing you can't do
Ain't that right
Yeah I want to love someone tonight
Will you believe in love or just sit around and judge?
Can you forgive someone or will u hold a grudge?
Cuz above selfishness there lies a bright blue sky
And wealth and happiness can be a long and lonesome ride
Yes it's hard to steer yourself
Without that someone else to take the wheel
Take the wheel
(Chorus)
Do you believe in the art of growing old
Do you believe that rock n roll can save your soul
Do you believe in everything you do
Cuz when you do that's when it all comes back to you
Before you think about yourself
Think of someone else
Do it for yourself
And do it for someone else
When you love someone -
08. New Orleans
Come on
I'm goin' down to New Orleans to see about a friend of mine
I'm goin' down to New Orleans and leavin' all of this behind
Headin' south from Detroit
I got Cajun cookin' on my mind
When I get to New Orleans someone gonna treat me right
Yeah in a town like New Orleans someone gonna treat me right
I'll be high 10 Rollin' till the early morning break daylight
A jambalaya and a crawfish pie gonna start my day
But when the sun goes down we gonna "bon temps roulez"
Hey
I'm goin' down to New Orleans to see about a friend of mine
I'm goin' down to New Orleans where the stars on the sidewalk shine
Burnin' through Mississippi with the Big Easy on my mind
When I get to New Orleans someone gonna treat me right
Yeah in a town like New Orleans someone gonna treat me right
And I'm gonna party like the devil if the Neville brothers play tonight
Jambalaya and a crawfish pie gonna make my day
Down on the Bayou singing Hey Pocky Way
I'm goin' down to New Orleans to see about a friend of mine
Down in New Orleans good peoples they's hard to find
I bet he's making gumbo and drinkin' homemade wine
A jukebox shakin' and breakin' down in New Orleans
I'll be the highest hillbilly that Bourbon Street has ever seen
Oh yeah, yeah
I'm goin' down to New Orleans to see about a friend of mine
I'm goin' down to New Orleans and leavin' all of this behind
If the good Lord's willing and the rivers don't start to rise
And when I get to New Orleans someone's gonna treat me right
Said in a town like New Orleans someone gonna treat me right
All the cats in the cradle gonna rock this kid tonight
Oh hey
A jukebox shakin' and breakin' down in New Orleans
And if you're payin' for fun a french quarters really all you need
I'm going Down to New Orleans
Down to New Orleans
(Repeat)
Going down, down
Down, down tonight
(Repeat)
09. Don't Tell Me U Love Me
From hard luck tricks
To trust fund freaks
Bathroom stalls to penthouse suites
I been around
I been around
From the bottom of the barrel
To the cream of the crop
They've picked me up
And I've watched 'em drop
I been around
I been around
I sang 'em all a song or two
About simple things
Still I feel I'm bein' used
Ain't a damn thing changed
I'm an outlaw
Bad Leroy Brown
The only Cool Hand Luke left in this town
I get my lovin' on the run
I'm a low down
Mister fly by night
Baby slow down
Let me show you right
I sure don't wanna hurt no one
So, don't tell me you love me
Don't tell me you love, love me do
Don't tell me you love me
Cuz love's one thing that I cannot do
And it's the only thing that I can't give to you
From Hollywood hoes to backstage jive
Jacked up trucks and Gulf Stream 5's
I been around
I been around
From silly little girls who play them games
To the rich and famous
I won't say no names
I been around
I been around
You gotta touch the stove to learn they say
Get burnt and learn that way
You better keep your feelings at bay
Or honey you gonna pay
I'm an outlaw
Bad Leroy Brown
I'm the only John Wayne left in this town
I get my lovin' on the run
I'm a low down
Mister fly by night
Baby slow down
I'ma fuck you right
I sure don't wanna hurt no one
So, don't tell me you love me
Don't tell me you love, love me do
Don't tell me you love me
Cuz love's one thing that I cannot do
And it's the only thing that I can't give to you
So, don't tell me you love me-
10. Blue Jeans And A Rosary
All my life I've been searchin'
All my life I've been uncertain
I been abandoned and left alone
At fifteen I had to leave home
The black sheep, the bad seed
At a roadside bar in Tennessee
I met an angel to rescue me
She rescued me
She wore blue jeans and a rosary
Believed in God and believed in me
All her friends think she's a little crazy
She wears a smile, heart on her sleeve
Don't give a damn what the world thinks of me
She tells me it's all good
She's happy with a bad seed
Happy to be misunderstood
Two packs and a pint a day
To hide the shame
And wash away the pain
Aww the pain
Every road was a dead-end street
Runnin' from the law
And runnin' on empty
You couldn't shake the marks that were left on me
At a roadside bar in Tennessee
I met an angel to rescue me
She rescued me
She wore blue jeans and a rosary
Believed in God and believed in me
All her friends think she's a little crazy
She wears a smile, heart on her sleeve
Don't give a damn what the world thinks of me
She tells me it's all good
She's happy with a bad seed
Happy to be misunderstood
(Repeat)
Misunderstood
Misunderstood
11. Half Your Age
Hey now darlin', you thought it was all fun and games
Runnin' 'round, telling everyone why we're not together
I guess you just had to feel important
And I'm sure you thought I was just gonna sit back and take it on the chin
But honey, I'm a songwriter
And that darling is where you end and this song begins
Chorus:
I found someone new who treats me better
She don't bitch about things we ain't got
When I sing this tune it don't upset her
She's half your age and twice as hot
Oh she wakes up every morning and she folds my clothes
Doesn't care about the strippers dancing at my shows
She knows that I love her so I just wanted you to know
(Chorus) ?yee haw!yeah!.. (Chorus)
Oh she don't start trouble cuz she dont need drama
She likes it in the mornin' and she loves my momma
I'm her big poppa an she's my little rock n roll
(Chorus)
She's half your age and twice as hot
She's half your age and twice as hot
12. Lowlife (Living the Highlife)
I got my Cat Scratch Fever eight-track
My best friend's in a gun rack
I'm a lowlife
I owe everybody money
I think racist jokes are funny
I'm a lowlife
I got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth
I'm makin' time, I'm goin' out
With your wife
Cuz I'm a lowlife
I'm a lowlife
I got kids I never seen
And their momma's seventeen
I'm a lowlife
I take strippers out to breakfast
You can add that to my checklist
I'm a lowlife
Ahh the landlord called the rent is due
I spent it all on a Kiss tattoo
I Rock n Roll all night
Cuz I'm a lowlife
I'm a lowlife
I'm a lowlife
Livin' the highlife
I'm watchin' porno on the TV
Wonderin' why she'd ever leave me
I'm a lowlife
The object of my affection
Asked the police for protection
I'm a lowlife
The romance is gone, I'm doin' fine
Me and your mom had a real good time
Just last night
Cuz I'm a lowlife
I'm a lowlife
I make black music for the white man
Keep cocaine upon my nightstand
I'm a lowlife
Ain't never hung out in the Catskills
But I've been to jail in Nashville
I'm a lowlife
I've got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth
I'm makin' time, I'm goin' out
With your wife
I'm a lowlife
I'm a lowlife
I'm a lowlife
Livin' the highlife
BORN FREE (2010)
01. Born Free
Fast on a rough road riding
High thru the mountains climbing
Twistin’, turning, further from my home
Young like a new moon rising
Fierce thru the rain and lightning
Wandering out into this great unknown
And I don’t want no one to cry
But tell ‘em if I don’t survive
I was born free
I was born free
I was born free
Born free
Free like a river raging
Strong as the wind I’m facing
Chasing dreams and racing Father Time
Deep like the grandest canyon
Wild like an untamed stallion
If you can’t see my heart you must be blind
You can knock me down and watch me bleed
But you can’t keep no chains on me
I was born free
I was born free
I was born free
Born free
And I’m not good at long goodbyes
But look down deep into my eyes
I was born free
Calm, facin’ danger
Lost, like an unknown stranger
Grateful for my time with no regrets
Close to my destination
Tired, frail and aching
Waiting patiently for the sun to set
And when it’s done, believe that I
Will yell it from that mountain high
I was born free
I was born free
I was born free
Born free
And I will bow to the shining seas
And celebrate God’s grace on thee
I was born free
I was born free
I was born free
Born free
02. Slow My Roll
There’s a new day on the horizon
There’s a rising in the air
Somewhere somebody’s tryin’ to tell me they care
So I’m a lift my head to a new day
Plant my feet on the ground
Look at life in a new way and what’s goin’ down
Cuz today’s the day, I’m gonna take things slow
Try and change my ways, forgive and let all that go
Tell the ones I love, what they need to know
I’m gonna turn around, settle down
And slow my roll
Mixin’ loneliness and whiskey
Heartache and cocaine
Livin’ life like a gypsy, lost and ashamed
So I’m a look to the Lord as my witness
Rest my hat on a shelf
Trade these boots for forgiveness and find myself
Cuz today’s the day, I’m gonna take things slow
Try to change my ways forgive and let all that go
Tell the ones I love, cuz they need to know
I’m gonna turn around, settle down
And I can’t believe 16 has long since past
Cuz I’m tired of runnin’, and never looking back
And I won’t survive if I live this life this fast, no, no
And today’s the day, I’m gonna take things slow
Change my ways, forgive and let all that go
Tell the ones I love, what they need to know
I’m gonna turn around, settle down
And slow my roll
Slow my roll, slow my roll
03. Care (Feat. Martina McBride and T.I.)
Day by day my life gets colder
My ice grows thin, as I get older
Peace in pieces, bloody and bruised
I feel so helpless and confused
Cuz I hear screamin’ on the left, yellin’ on the right
I’m sittin’ in the middle, tryin’ to live my life
Cuz I can’t stop the war
Shelter homeless, feed the poor
Can’t walk on water
I can’t save your sons and daughters
I can’t change the world and make things fair
The least that I can do, the least that I can do, the least that I can do is care
I pray and pray for life’s salvation
Faith is tried and true in tribulation
Love is lost and lonely, check the news
And with these open arms I’ll wait for you
Cuz I hear screamin on the left, yellin’ on the right
I’m sittin’ in the middle tryin’ to live my life
Cuz I can’t stop the war
Shelter homeless, feed the poor
I can’t walk on water
I can’t save your sons and daughters
I can’t change the world and make things fair
The least that I can do, the least that I can do, the least that I can do is care
For the life of me, I can’t see how the devil keeps enticing me
All you see is a felon, I know God can see what’s right in me
How I can be labeled as a villain in the first place
When the worst case scenerio is my birth place
I’m just tryin’ to keep from fallin’ victim to the murder rate
Take my life lesson convincing the adolescents
There’s a God up in heaven, sendin’ down blessins and your future ain’t brighter than your present
Quit stressin’
They’re screamin’ on the left, yellin’ on the right
While I’m sittin’ in the middle, tryin’ to live my life
Cuz I cant stop the war
Shelter homeless, feed the poor
Can’t walk on water
I can’t save your sons and daughters
I can’t change the world and make things fair
The least that I can do, the least that I can do, the least that I can do is care
04. Purple Sky
We kept apart and connected by the same stretch of road
Neglected the truth and refused to grow old
It started a stream but then the levee fell
When the rainmaker had some extra seeds to sell
I just wanna drink ‘til I'm not thirsty
I just wanna sleep ‘til I'm not tired
I just wanna drive ‘til I run out of highway
Into the purple sky
Well, I just thought I’d call and see what's going on
Did the hills all flatten out since I've been gone?
Are the fields all painted up in red and blue?
Are you thinking of me the times I'm thinking of you?
I just wanna drink ‘til I'm not thirsty
I just wanna sleep ‘til I'm not tired
I just wanna drive ‘til I run out of highway
Into the purple sky
But if I’m gonna live until I’m 50
I’m gonna need you by my side
Cuz I don’t wanna dance without you with me
Into the purple sky
Livin’ like a soulless pirate somewhere lost at sea
Wondering if I ever make it home, will you come back to me
Could we dream up a reason for a rendezvous?
I’m back in town and I got nothing to do
We could drive all day with the top let down
We could stay in tonight or we could wreck this town
I just wanna drink ‘til I'm not thirsty
I just wanna sleep ‘til I'm not tired
I just wanna drive ‘til I run out of highway
Into the purple sky
But if I’m gonna live until I’m 50
I’m gonna need you by my side
Cuz I don’t wanna dance without you with me
Into the purple sky
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, huh, huh
Into the purple sky
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, huh, huh
Into the purple sky
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, huh, huh
Into the purple sky
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, huh, huh
Into the purple sky
05. When It Rains
Like a deer in headlights
I stood frozen in my tracks
And the weight of the news, it nearly broke my back
It was late September
I remember oh so well
Put a rose in the bible
And placed it upon my shelf
Now when it rains, it pours
Wish I didn’t know now, the things I never knew before
Now when it rains, it pours
Wish I didn’t know now, the things I never knew before
Back then when we were 17
Time was on our side
Holes in our jeans, a pocket full of dreams
The future was Friday night
And we would hang out down by the riverbend
Singing our favorite songs
Laughing and drinking, smokin’ and smiling
Now those days are gone
When it rains, it pours
Wish I didn’t know now, the things I never knew before
Now when it rains, it pours
Wish I didn’t know now, the things I now know for sure
Like a deer in headlights
I stood frozen in my tracks
And the weight of you not here nearly broke my back
And my tears they fell like a monsoon
Underneath the cold fall moon
And somehow God put his hands on your shoulders way too, way too soon
When it rains, it pours
Wish I didn’t know now, the things I never knew before
Now when it rains, it pours
Wish I didn’t know now, the things I now know for sure
06. God Bless Saturday
In the hustle and grind, workin’ 9 to 9
Losin’ my mind, watchin’ Father Time
It’s the same ole same, this ball and chain
With only one day to ease my pain
Cuz Monday’s just a bitch
Tuesday’s such a bother
Wednesday’s like watchin’ dead flowers grow
Thursday ain’t for s**t
Friday’s getting hotter
But on Saturday night you know
We let it rock
And keep the drinks pourin’
We let it roll
Until the early morning
We’re underpaid, but we still give thanks and praise
God bless Saturday
They tell me I’m livin’ the American dream
Just workin’ for the man
But 52 hours in a stamping plant
Sometimes I don’t understand
Cuz Monday’s just a bitch
Tuesday’s such a bother
Wednesday’s like watchin’ dead flowers grow
Thursday ain’t for s**t
Friday’s getting hotter
But on Saturday night you know
We let it rock
And keep the drinks pourin’
We let it roll
Until the early morning
We’re underpaid, but we still give thanks and praise
God bless Saturday
07. Collide (Feat. Sheryl Crow and Bob Seger on piano)
You’re no angel, I’m no saint, if we were
We wouldn’t be in this place tonight
Lost and lonely, scared and confused
We both have a past, nothing to lose, tonight
Well it cuts like a knife these bad luck blues
We both got scars from the hell we been thru
Somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose
So let’s roll the dice, one more time
Take a chance on love again tonight
Risk it all, lay it on the line
Let the skeletons fight for life
Tonight, hold on tight, as we collide
Reconnected, feelin’ no pain
Seeking shelter like a spark in the rain, tonight (ooh yeah)
Worn and weathered, scared to go home
We’re here together, but still all alone, tonight (uh uh yeah)
And there’s no need to lie, we’ve both been abused
The love and the pain, the cocaine and booze, now
Most people don’t, but some people do
So let’s roll the dice, one more time
Take a chance on love again tonight
Risk it all, lay it on the line
Let the skeletons fight for life
Tonight, hold on tight, as we collide
08. Flyin' High (Feat. Zac Brown)
You know I spent a little time out in Malibu
I spent quite a bit down in Nashville too
Cuz I like the beach and loves to honky tonk
But the place that I call home
Is where I never have to feel alone
It’s the place where I was raised and I was born
And the grass don’t get much greener
And life can’t get no sweeter
I got a funny cigarette and a two-dollar bottle of wine
And there’s no need for new beginnings
More money or window trimmings
And if the good Lord’s willin’, I’m a keep on chillin’, refillin’ and flyin’ high
(Flyin’ high)
In an old lawn chair
(Flyin’ high)
With an ice cold beer
Got nowhere to go, no place I’d rather be
Yeah the grass don’t get much greener
And life can’t get no sweeter
And if the good Lord’s willin’, I’m a keep on chillin’, refillin’ and flyin’ high
[Zac Brown]
[You know I’ve traveled on yachts thru the south of France]
[Think I even got a pair of Versace pants]
[All that makes me feel is like a fool]
[Cuz a pontoon boat] {and a bottle of Beam}
[A couple good friends] {and some cut off jeans}
Both:
Has made us realize, you can’t buy cool
Both:
And the grass don’t get much greener
And life can’t get no sweeter
I got a funny cigarette and a two-dollar bottle of wine
[And there’s no need for new beginnings]
[More money or window trimmings]
Both:
And if the good Lord’s willin’, I’m a keep on chillin’, refillin’ and flyin’ high
(Flyin’ high)
[In an old lawn chair]
(Flyin’ high)
{And my family near}
[Nowhere to go, no place I’d rather be]
{Yeah they mock me because I stand out}
Both:
But I ain’t never had to take a handout
And if the good Lord’s willin’, I’m a keep on chillin’, refillin’ and flyin’ high
Rock: Yeah buddy
(Both Laugh)
Brown: You gonna wear that
Rock: I don’t know, you gonna drink that
(Both laugh)
Brown: Is that as good as you wanted to sing it
Rock: Yeah that’s about as good as I can sing it
Brown: I got a possum on the grill
Rock: I don’t like that possum, it’s a little too greasy
Brown: I wish somebody’d get me a drink
Rock: What are you lookin’ at me for
(Both Laugh)
Brown: Hey while you’re up
Rock: Alright man, I’m gonna get outta here alright
I’ll see you down in Memphis
Brown: See you by way of Detroit
(Rock Laughs)
Brown: Bout it
09. Times Like These
The lakes and pines they bleed of beauty and grace
And the rivers they run wild like an endless race
The forests soar so high then fall to the sea
As church bells ring and sing in harmony
I heard them say they’re shuttin’ Detroit down
But I won’t leave cuz’ this is my hometown
And it’s times like these we can’t replace
It’s times like these we must embrace
And even though it’s bittersweet and brings us to our knees
It makes us who we are, in times like these
The concrete and steel stand strong against the wind
With the memories of what was and what has been
The sounds of sweet soul music and blue-collar blues
There were 17 colors for a Chevy all red white and blue
I heard them say that you can’t save that town
But I won’t leave, I will stand my ground
And it’s times like these we can’t replace
It’s times like these we must embrace
And even though it’s bittersweet and brings us to our knees
It makes us who we are, in times like these
(Solo)
The ice and snow give way to a new spring bloom
In the wake that hope and faith they will be home soon
A new day dawns as the good Lord shines from above
Cuz in the rubble and rust there remains a whole lotta love
And I was here watchin’ it all go down
And I’ll still be, when it comes back around
And it’s times like these we can’t replace
It’s times like these we must embrace
And even though it’s bittersweet and brings us to our knees
It makes us who we are, in times like these
It makes us who we are in times like these
10. Rock On
Tears on the pillow
Is all you leave behind
And the only thing you know, this time
Is it’s time to let go
So put the key under the mat
And don’t you look back, just
Rock on, baby rock on
You ain’t got nothing to lose, that ain’t already gone
Cuz trapped in these blues, ain’t where you belong
So baby rock on
Let the songs and the static
Fight for the dial
Inside an addict’s last passin’ mile
Well I know it ain’t easy, but the wheel’s in your hand
And who knows where you’ll land, so just
Rock on, baby rock on
You ain’t got nothing to lose, that ain’t already gone
And may the good Lord God bless you, and help you along
Now baby rock on
(Solo)
And baby don’t stop, just
Rock on, baby rock on
You ain’t got nothing to lose, that ain’t already gone
I know your heart’s black and blue, but life don’t last long
So baby rock on
Baby rock on
11. Rock Bottom Blues
A moonshine shuffle in a crowded space
A hog-tied hustle with a driving bass
Some full throttle, half bottle, high saddle rhythm and blues
Come on now try it, this muddy water’s feelin’ fine
You can’t deny it, footstompin’ music and wine
It feels good to me (answer)
It feels good to me (answer)
It feels good to me (tell the truth)
It feels good to me (thru and thru)
It feels good to me now, I hope it feels good to you!
A smoke filled fever in a low-lit room
A pocket full of pain and a bag of doom
Some high cotton, fat bottom, bad rockin’ hundred proof
Come on now try it, it’s bound to make ya lose your mind
You can’t deny it, footstompin’ music and wine
Chorus
A big bonfire in an open field
Some good timin’ womens like Riley Steele
Forget tomorrow
Tonight we gonna raise the roof
Come on now try it, cuz these are those good times
You can’t deny it, footstompin’ music and wine
Chorus
These non-stop, last-drop, hi-watt, rock bottom blues
12. For the First Time (In A Long Time)
I been livin’ like a drunken sailor
Playin’ in a rock ‘n roll band
Far from a failure, I feel like a brand new man
Smoking like a fiend and schemin’
Dealin’ with the upper hand
It’s been so long since I felt this good, God damn
I’m finally standin’ tall
I feel I just can’t fall
Your love takes me to a higher place
For the first time, in a long time
I’m done payin’ my dues
For the first time, in a long time
I don’t feel used
Let’s go out honky tonkin’
Dancing till the morning light
The time is now and this time I feel all right
I’m finally standin’ tall
I feel I just can’t fall
Your love takes me to a higher place
For the first time, in a long time
I don’t stand accused
For the first time, in a long time
I feel brand new
Life’s been kind, water tastes like wine
I feel so high like I’m on cloud nine
For the first time, in a long time
For the first time in a long time (repeat out)
-KISS Songs To Check Out-
# Song Album
01. Strutter (possible)
02. Nothin' to Lose (possible)
03. Let Me Know (possible)
04. Deuce (possible)
05. 100,000 Years (possible)
06. Black Diamond (possible)
07. Goin' Blind (possible)
08. Watchin' You (possible)
09. Mainline (possible)
10. Comin' Home (possible)
11. Strange Ways (possible)
12. She (possible)
13. Do You Love Me? (possible)
14. Calling Dr. Love (possible)
15. Mr. Speed (possible)
16. I Stole Your Love (possible)
17. Christine Sixteen (possible)
18. Almost Human (possible)
19. Magic Touch (possible)
20. Shandi (possible)
21. Talk to Me (possible)
22. Naked City (possible)
23. Tomorrow (possible)
24. Easy As It Seems
Keep Me Comin
Rock and Roll Hell
Danger
I Love It Loud
I Still Love You
Killer
War Machine
Exciter
Not for the Innocent
Lick It Up
Young and Wasted
Gimme More
All Hell's Breakin' Loose
A Million to One
Fits Like a Glove
Dance All Over Your Face
And on the 8th Day
I've Had Enough (Into the Fire)
Heaven's on Fire
Burn Bitch Burn
Get All You Can Take
Lonely Is the Hunter
Under the Gun
Thrills in the Night
While the City Sleeps
Murder in High Heels
King of the Mountain
Any Way You Slice It
Who Wants To Be Lonely
Trial By Fire
I'm Alive
Love's a Deadly Weapon
Tears Are Falling
Secretly Cruel
Radar for Love
Crazy Crazy Nights"
I'll Fight Hell to Hold You"
Bang Bang You"
No, No, No"
Hell or High Water"
My Way"
When Your Walls Come Down"
Reason to Live"
Good Girl Gone Bad"
Turn On the Night"
Thief in the Night"
Rise to It
Betrayed
Hide Your Heart
Prisoner of Love
Read My Body
Love's a Slap in the Face
Forever
Silver Spoon
Cadillac Dreams
King of Hearts
The Street Giveth and the Street Taketh Away
You Love Me to Hate You
Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell
Little Caesar
Boomerang
Unholy
Take It Off
Tough Love
Spit
God Gave Rock 'N' Roll to You II
Domino
Heart of Chrome
Thou Shalt Not
Every Time I Look at You
Paralyzed
I Just Wanna
Carr Jam 1981
Hate
Rain
Master & Slave
Childhood's End
I Will Be There
Jungle
In My Head
It Never Goes Away
Seduction of the Innocent
I Confess
In the Mirror
I Walk Alone
Psycho Circus
Within
I Pledge Allegiance to the State of Rock & Roll
Into the Void
We Are One
You Wanted the Best
Raise Your Glasses
I Finally Found My Way
Dreamin
Journey of 1,000 Years
In Your Face
Grand Theft Auto 4 Walkthrough
Grand Theft Auto 4: The Missions
CHAPTER ONE
A. The Cousins Bellic [Video]
B. It's Your Call [Video]
C. Three's a Crowd [Video]
D. Bleed Out [Video]
E. First Date [Video]
F. Easy Fare [Video]
G. Bull in a China Shop [Video]
H. Hung Out to Dry [Video]
I. Clean Getaway [Video]
J. Ivan the Not So Terrible [Video]
K. Jamaican Heat [Video]
L. Uncle Vlad [Video]
M. Concrete Jungle [Video]
N. Crime and Punishment [Video]
O. Do You Have Protection? [Video]
P. Final Destination [Video]
Q. No Love Lost [Video]
R. Shadow [Video]
S. Logging On [Video]
T. Rigged to Blow [Video]
U. The Master and the Molotov [Video]
V. Russian Revolution [Video]
W. Roman's Sorrow [Video]
A. Mission: The Cousins Bellic
Niko Bellic arrives on a boat in Liberty City in search of a better life. Niko's cousin, Roman, brought Niko to Liberty City with a bunch of false promises. He claimed to be living there with lots of money, sports cars, women and a mansion. When Roman arrives at the docks to greet his cousin, he's too drunk to drive, so Niko must take the wheel.
Once you have control of Niko, drive back to the "mansion" on Mohawk Avenue, Hove Beach, and stop in the yellow marker to trigger the cutscene. Niko is less than impressed with the mansion, to say the very least. Roman has to leave after a quick chat with Niko, but invites him to meet him later at the taxi depot.
After the cutscene, various instructions are given on how to save the game and how to store cars at the safehouse. This is your first safehouse, and you can save the game here at any time providing you aren't in the middle of a mission. In the first few missions of the game, pay close attention to the instructions on the screen which tell you how to control Niko and operate basic functions with the cellphone. The cellphone becomes a very important aspect of the gameplay.
B. Mission: It's Your Call
Roman introduces Niko to his girlfriend, Mallorie. Vlad Glebov then enters the cab depot and warns Roman to pay his debts. After the cutscene, drive Roman to the hardware store on Dillon Street, where Roman is going to try and win some money. The business shut down a long time ago, but some guys still play cards there.
Before going into the store, Roman leaves you with his old cellphone and asks you to call him if any Albanians show up in a beige Willard. These are the people he owes money to. Remain stationary in the car and look out for the Albanians. Approximately a minute later, the Albanians show up and park their car on the pavement opposite the hardware store.
Access the menu on the cellphone and call Roman to warn him. Roman escapes through the back door of the hardware store, but the loan sharks soon become aware of his presence. Your task is simple - lose the loan sharks and take Roman back to the cab depot to complete the mission.
Roman sends a text message after the mission. He needs help over at the depot.
C. Mission: Three's a Crowd
The Albanians you met in the previous mission have arrived at the cab depot to roughen up Roman. Niko arrives and teaches one of them a lesson. The Albanians flee. Roman receives a phone call from Mallorie, who needs a lift at Hove Beach with her friend. Roman asks Niko to do it as a favour to him.
Take Roman's cab and pick up the girls at the Hove Beach subway station. Park in the yellow marker and sound the horn to attract the girls' attention. Mallorie introduces you to Michelle, and recommends that the two of you get together some time.
Take the girls back to Michelle's apartment on Rotterdam Hill. Michelle seems interested in Niko, and invites you to give her a call sometime. Afterwards, Niko calls Roman to tell him about his date, and asks for some advice on clothes. Get to the Russian clothes shop on Mohawk and buy some new threads.
D. Mission: Bleed Out
The Albanian loan sharks have Roman cornered. You need to go to Garrett Street and rescue him quickly. When you arrive, a short cutscene will take place, and afterwards you need to beat up Bledar and Kalem. Once the two men are down, approach Roman and a second cutscene will begin.
During the cutscene, Roman spots Dardan - another loanshark - trying to make a run for it. Get in Roman's car and chase Dardan. Eventually, he will abandon his car at the Twitchins Sugar Factory near the bridge at Charge Island, so you have to follow him up the stairs and into the factory. Follow the on-screen instructions to disarm Dardan and steal his weapon. Kill Dardan, get back in Roman's car, and then take him back to the depot.
During the drive to the depot, Niko tells Roman about a similar problem he had when he was in Europe - a man called Bulgarin believed he owed him money when he didn't, and he was always trying to "squeeze it out of him." Niko says Bulgarin is one of the main reasons he moved to Liberty City - he wants revenge.
E. Mission: First Date
This is your first date with your new girlfriend Michelle. Before the cutscene begins, a "relationship tutorial" is given, which shows how different friends and girlfriends have different likes and dislikes, and each friend will offer a different reward for maintaining a good relationship.
In the cutscene, Niko suggests going to the carnival, but the carnival is currently closed because they're turning it into "some Las Venturas-style theme park." Go bowling instead, and play a 5 frame game with Michelle. This particular game is free, but in future they won't be.
Once the game is over, get in Michelle's car and take her back to her apartment on Rotterdam Hill, to complete the mission.
F. Mission: Easy Fare
Vlad is at the depot waiting for his money, but Roman isn't present. While Roman is away, Vlad tries to persuade Mallorie to leave Roman and go with him instead. Niko and Roman arrive, and Roman reveals that he still doesn't have the money he owes to Vlad. He tells Vlad what Niko did to the Albanians, and Vlad says that as long as Roman doesn't pay, he will need to do some favours for him. Meanwhile one of Roman's regular customers, Jermaine, needs to be picked up.
Get in Roman's car and pickup Jermaine at Rotterdam Hill. Jermaine wants you to take him to Masterson Street. Park in the yellow marker in the alley when you arrive, and some cops will show up. Drive out of the alley and lose your wanted level, paying close attention to the flashing circles on the radar. You need to stay outside of the circles for a few seconds without being seen by the cops in order to evade the wanted level.
Once the stars are gone, take Jermaine to Gibson Street, where you'll be shown how to use the Pay 'n' Spray feature.
Vlad calls and reveals that he has more work for Niko. Meet him at the Comrades Bar in Hove Beach.
G. Mission: Bull in a China Shop
In the cutscene, Vlad states that he isn't a man to be messed with. He is angry because some old man who runs a china shop in Dukes hasn't paid him in months. He wants Niko to go to the shop on Camden Avenue, and scare the old man into paying his debts.
Walk into the yellow marker outside the shop, and watch the cutscene which follows. The man refuses to pay the protection money, and tells Niko to go away.
Go around the corner and pick up a brick (which is represented by a green blip on the radar) which you can then use to throw through the shop window, to indicate that you mean business. Make sure you are throwing at the window and not at the door, because the door will not break! To finish the mission, take Vlad's money back to him at the Comrades Bar on Hove Beach.
After the mission, Vlad sends a text message telling Niko to meet him for more work.
H. Mission: Hung Out to Dry
Vlad is on the phone to Mallorie, and after the call Niko warns him to stay away from her. Vlad says that after the last incident at the china shop, somebody else is refusing to pay protection money. This time it's a guy at a laundromat on Masterson street, so Vlad wants Niko to do the same thing again and scare him into paying the cash.
Enter the laundromat and the man will try to escape. Follow him through the back door and hotwire the car that is parked outside. Chase the shop keeper and ram his van until it stops. Eventually he surrenders, and agrees to pay Vlad the money.
Niko calls Vlad to confirm that the situation has been dealt with. Vlad tells you to meet him back at the bar for some more work later on.
I. Mission: Clean Getaway
During the cutscene, Vlad invites Niko to go for a walk with him. He's unhappy that Roman hasn't paid him his money yet. Vlad snorts some coke (given to him by someone called Mikhail) before going on to describe the details of your mission. Vlad needs you to get a car that is parked in the projects by E.I.C. subway station in Dukes. It's a silver Blista.
Get to the subway station and wait for the train to arrive. Steal the silver Blista Compact at the destination, and make a getaway before the two people can stop you. Niko calls Vlad to inform him that the car has been successfully stolen.
Since the car is dirty, you need to take it to the car wash on Tutelo Avenue, before taking it to the lockup on Tulsa Street. Drive Jimmy's car into the garage to complete the mission, and then call Vlad to inform him of the situation.
J. Mission: Ivan the Not So Terrible
Vlad reveals that someone called "Ivan" is planning to rob Roman at the taxi depot. Vlad set this up so that Niko can kill Ivan (because he has angered Mikhail, Vlad's boss) and say that the death was due to a failed robbery. You need to go to Roman's taxi depot and intercept Ivan.
By the time you get to the depot, Ivan is already making an escape. Chase him down and make sure you don't lose him. Eventually he stops the car, and escapes into a construction site on Kid Street. Use the ladders to chase him through the construction site, and then jump across the rooftops until he reaches a dead end.
At this point you have a choice - you can either kill Ivan or choose to save him. If you decide to let Ivan live, he'll give you an extra mission later on in the storyline. Killing him does not prevent you from getting 100%. Niko calls Vlad - regardless of what decision you made - to tell him that Ivan was killed.
K. Mission: Jamaican Heat
Roman wants Niko to pick up his friend "Little Jacob" on Oneida Avenue in South Slopes. Park beside Jacob, and sound the horn to attract his attention. Jacob wants you to take him to Schottler and act as protection while a deal goes down. He gives you a pistol and asks you to help "if anything bad goes down."
Go to the lookout spot and crouch to stay out of site. This will also make your aim more accurate. Select the pistol, and watch over the deal. Three men arrive and begin shooting at Little Jacob. Kill the three enemies (which are represented by red blips on the radar) and then kill the shootist on the roof to your left.
If you aren't familiar with how the combat system works, pay close attention to the instructions on-screen during the mission. Once all the enemies are dead, take Little Jacob back to the Homebrew Cafe and stop in the yellow marker to complete the mission.
Roman calls to ask Niko if he'd be interested in helping with the family business. Call Roman whenever you want to take a fare - he'll pay you for it.
Little Jacob offers Niko to come and meet him for some work. If you maintain a good relationship with Jacob, eventually he'll offer you discounted guns.
L. Mission: Uncle Vlad
Roman becomes aware that Mallorie has been having an affair with Vlad. Naturally he's upset, and Niko wants to go to the Comrades Bar and deal with him directly. Go with Roman, and look for Vlad at the Comrades Bar in Hove Beach. Roman is reluctant to do anything, because he doesn't want to get himself into any more trouble than he already is.
At the bar, Niko warns Vlad once again that he should stay away from Mallorie, but Vlad doesn't care. Kill Vlad's guards (two of them) and then follow him through the back door of the Comrades bar. Get in the car with Roman and begin chasing Vlad. If you let him get away, the mission is failed, so stay close to him and be sure to take the same route that he does.
Vlad crashes his car under the Algonquin Bridge, and attempts to escape on foot. Niko tells Roman he's going to "finish it", but once again Roman is reluctant and begs him not to do anything (where would the fun be in that though?). Execute Vlad after the cutscene to complete the mission.
After the kill, Niko reveals his motivations for moving to Liberty City. He explains that when he was in the army, they were on a mission to kill a squad that had been killing innocent people, but it was never done because someone betrayed the group. It was a setup, for money. Twelve of the group died, and two (besides Niko) escaped. One of the two survivors lives in Liberty City, and Niko wants to find him.
Achievement Unlocked: 5G - Fed The Fish
M. Mission: Concrete Jungle
Little Jacob wants to go for a drive. Get in a car, and take him to the apartment block in Willis. Stop in the yellow marker and let Little Jacob get out, then drive to the rear alleyway. You need to waste the three drug dealers who exit the back of the building. The easiest method is simply to run them over.
Once the dealers have been eliminated, go back and collect Little Jacob. Now take him to the town house in Meadows Park, and go to the front door and take cover. Kill the drug dealer who comes down the stairs, and then move over to the window. There are three more drug dealers inside, so try to kill as many as you can through the window before moving inside the house.
Go inside with Little Jacob and finish off any remaining attackers. There's a first aid kit on the table if you require any health. Finally, take Jacob back to the Homebrew Cafe to complete the mission.
N. Mission: Crime and Punishment
Roman is hiding in a dumpster because he believes he is being followed. An attacker hits Niko over the back of the head with a gun, and the two cousins are kidnapped and taken to "the boss". Two new characters, Andrei and Dimitri, torture Roman and Niko in Mikhail Faustin's basement, in order to get them to talk. They demand to know who Niko is working for, but Niko refuses to give a serious answer. Faustin comes down and shoots Andrei unexpectedly, and then shoots Roman in the stomach in order to keep him quiet. He agrees with Niko that Vlad was an asshole, and asks Niko to do some work for him. The only reason Faustin wanted Vlad around is because he was "fucking his sister," apparently. Dimitri tells Faustin they "have a buyer for the TVs."
After the cutscene, bring up the cellphone and dial 911. When the cops arrive, steal their car and lose the one-star wanted level. Niko calls Dimitri for further instructions - there are three vans in the area, and you need to find them and pull them over before they reach their destinations. One of these vans has the TVs that Faustin wants, and you need to find out which one it is. Pull over each van separately, and approach the driver at the window. The driver will get out and show you what's in the back of the van. Once you have located the van with the TVs, pull it over and one of the drivers will start shooting.
Steal the van and take it to the lockup on Concord Avenue to complete the mission. Afterwards, Niko calls Dimitri to inform him that the mission was successful. He then invites you back to Faustin's home for some more work.
Roman calls and reveals that he is recovering well from his injury.
O. Mission: Do You Have Protection?
Faustin is snorting coke, and he's becoming dillusional as a result of it. He's angry because Dimitri treats him like a little child, and he's determined to do everything his own way. Dimitri says that him and Niko are ready to go and "deal with that guy."
After the cutscene, take Dimitri to the sex shop on Delaware Avenue. Some guy has been making porno in his basement and he didn't pay Mikhail his cut, so Mikhail wants him dead. Dimitri is going to ignore Faustin's demands and simply give the guy a scare so they can benefit from the profits of the films. Stop in the yellow marker outside the sex shop and go inside. Dimitri threatens to kill Josepth unless he pays Mikhail Faustin his cut.
After the cutscene, target Josepth in order to intimidate him. Then target the guy in the middle, and custom aim to shoot him in the leg after he has spoken. Josepth then agrees to pay Faustin his cut, and gives some cash to Dimitri to give to Mikhail. Leave the sex shop and take Dimitri to the gun store on Dillon Street. Go inside and purchase a Micro-SMG, which will be paid for by Mr. Faustin. Take Dimitri back to Faustin's house to finish the mission.
Little Jacob sends a text message. He wants you to go and see him.
P. Mission: Final Destination
Faustin's gang is in trouble. The police have been authorized to tap their phones, and they know about the pot they stole because "too much noise has been made." Faustin thinks there is a rat, and he believes it is Lenny, Dimitri's cousin's boyfriend. Dimitri begs Faustin not to do anything, but Faustin doesn't listen. He asks Niko to go to Guantanmo Avenue in South Bohan and take out Lenny.
On the route to South Bohan, slow down at the toll on Charge Island to avoid attracting police attention. Lenny is on the platform at Guantanmo Avenue Station. Go up the stairs and onto the platform, where a short cutscene begins.
Lenny tries to make an escape, and his partner begins shooting at you. Kill Lenny's partner and then cross the tracks, being careful to dodge the trains on either side. Lenny gets into a car at the bottom of the stairs. Try to get a few shots in at his tires if possible, then steal a car and begin chasing him. Get close to Lenny and perform a drive-by shooting until his car catches fire. Finish off Lenny to complete the mission. After the kill, Niko calls Dimitri, who says that the boy you killed was Kenny Petrovic's son. According to Dimitri, Petrovic is a dangerous man, and you could now be in very serious trouble!
Roman sends a text message telling you to meet him at the depot in Broker. He has someone he wants you to meet.
Q. Mission: No Love Lost
Faustin is angry because his daughter has turned into "an ungrateful bitch." He wants Niko to go and meet her on Firefly Island, and kill her boyfriend if he is there. Once you arrive at the destination, a cutscene begins. Niko warns the biker away from Mr. Faustin's daughter, but he doesn't seem very happy about it. He states he is going to meet up with his biker buddies and "fuck you up."
Get on the motorcycle and chase the boyfriend. Try to get as many shots in as possible and kill him before he's able to meet up with his biker buddies, otherwise the mission will become a whole lot harder. It would be worth investing in armour and some decent weapons before the mission starts, just incase you aren't able to kill him quick enough. Head over to the weapons store on Dillon Street if necessary.
If the biker manages to meet up with his buddies, go for the biker first and make sure he doesn't escape, then focus on his buddies. Niko calls Faustin once the biker is dead to confirm that the job has been done.
R. Mission: Shadow
Niko gets a rough introduction from 'Badman', Little Jacob's housemate. Some people are selling weed where they aren't supposed to be selling weed, and they aren't giving Badman his cut. He wants Niko to take care of them. Go and find the dealer in South Bohan. Stop in the yellow marker at Wallkill Avenue and watch the cutscene.
After the cutscene, follow the dealer to his supplier on foot. Stay behind him and try not to be seen. If you spook the dealer he will begin running, so keep following him into the apartment block, but don't kill him!
Roman calls half-way through the mission, so just hang-up when he calls. The dealer and his suppliers are on the top floor of the building. Shoot the lock on the door, and then kill the dealer and his two suppliers inside. Use the wall as cover. Niko calls Jacob to inform him that the dealer and his suppliers are dead.
Little Jacob calls to say that he has some extra work for you, if you are interested.
S. Mission: Logging On
Roman introduces you to Brucie, an eccentric character who is obsessed with physical appearance. You'll meet him later on in the story for some missions. Roman says you need to get online, and tells you to visit the TW@ internet cafe and setup an email account.
Go to the internet cafe on Oneida Avenue, then go inside and talk to the assistant. Access any computer terminal in the cafe, and click on the 'WEB' icon on the desktop. Click on 'Check Mail' and then open the email from 'Eyefind Web Team'. Reply to this email to active your account.
Logout and leave the internet cafe to complete the mission.
Roman calls, and he says that Brucie has a business proposition for you. He's going to email you the names of all the cars that he needs, and you're going to get them for him.
T. Mission: Rigged to Blow
Faustin isn't home right now, so his wife Ileyna invites Niko inside until Mikhail gets back. Ileyna tells Niko that things didn't used to be the same, and that there was once a time when she and Mikhail were "happy together." Niko then tells her about his own troubles in life, and that he did some "bad things" during the war. Dimitri and Faustin arrive. Faustin wants Niko to find a truck owned by the guy who owes money to him, and then call him once he's got it.
The truck is situated at an old factory in Schottler on Montauk Avenue, so go and pick it up. Once you get inside, Niko will call Faustin, who reveals that the truck is filled with explosives. You need to take the truck to South Bohan and park it inside a garage.
Be sure to pay the $5 toll on Charge Island to avoid attracting police attention. Park inside the garage and trigger the bomb, and then watch the spectacular explosion which follows. Find a car and get out of the area to complete the mission. Niko will call Faustin to confirm that the job was successful.
Roman calls to say that Brucie has some work for you. You can now do work for Brucie by going to the 'B' icon on the radar.
Dimitri sends a text message after the mission. He's on the Firefly Island Boardwalk, and he needs to talk with Niko.
U. Mission: The Master and the Molotov
Dimitri believes that he and Faustin are in big trouble because Niko killed Petrovic's son (in the mission "No Love Lost"). Dimitri now has a dilemna - he can either kill his best friend (in order to make peace with Petrovic) or die. Dimitri wants you to go to Faustin's club (where Faustin will be arriving shortly) and kill him. Be sure to have plenty of weapons (a shotgun would be useful) before starting this mission. Pay a visit to the weapons store on Dillon Street if necessary.
Go to the Perestroika club and walk into the yellow marker. Faustin will be seen arriving with his bodyguards.
Dimitri reveals he has left some body armour for you around the back of the club. If you don't already have some, go and fetch it.
Go inside the club and watch the cutscene. Faustin becomes aware that Dimitri has betrayed him, but he doesn't want to go down without a fight. After the cutscene, kill the two bodyguards, and then find cover. Kill the other guards in the room, and then follow Faustin through the back door. There's another guard waiting behind the door, so be prepared. There is also another guard up ahead.
Once the guards have been taken out, go through the double doors where three more of Faustin's men are waiting for you. Again find cover, and eliminate the remaining guards. Follow Faustin onto the roof of the building, where he drops his weapon. Kill Mikhail Faustin to complete the mission. Afterwards, Niko calls Dimitri to confirm that Faustin is dead. Dimitri wants you to collect your money for the hit at a warehouse.
Little Jacob calls to warn you about the Russians. He offers to assist you when you go to pick up the hit money.
V. Mission: Russian Revolution
Dimitri invites Niko into the warehouse to collect his money for the hit on Faustin. Not surprisingly though, it's a setup. He says that many years ago, when Niko was smuggling people into Italy, he left a good friend (Mr. Bulgarin) out of pocket. Bulgarin's men surround Niko, and you need to take them out and then escape from the warehouse. Little Jacob will assist you. You need plenty of armour and ammunition before attempting this mission. Something like a shotgun or a Micro-SMG would be useful.
Take cover behind anything you can find, and eliminate Bulgarin's men. Take cover at all times - do not run out into the middle of the warehouse unprotected. Some patience is required, because there are a lot of men to kill and it takes a bit of time. Aslong as you have cover you should be okay though. All of Bulgarin's men are represented on the radar by red blips. Some of them are on the upper level of the warehouse, and these targets have arrows on their blips pointing upwards. You may find it useful to blind fire.
Eventually, Dimitri and Bulgarin are seen leaving the warehouse. A two-star wanted level is gained, and you need to evade the cops and get Jacob back to the Homebrew cafe. Ignore the cops and head straight for the Virgo that is parked outside. Wait until Little Jacob gets in, and then use the GPS to get back to the cafe.
After the mission, call Roman to inform him of the situation. Roman whispers over the phone and asks Niko to "come quickly" to the alleyway off of Hopper Street in EIC. Go and meet Roman to begin the mission "Roman's Sorrow".
W. Mission: Roman's Sorrow
Stop in the yellow marker in the alleyway to trigger the cutscene. Roman is hiding in the trunk of his car because he believes his life is at risk - he says people were calling the apartment and then hanging up. Niko informs Roman of the situation with Dimitri and Bulgarin. The cousins agree to move away from Broker and lay low for a while, but first Roman needs to collect some things from his apartment.
Drive Roman to his apartment on Hove Beach. When you arrive, you discover that the apartment has been burned down. Now drive Roman to the taxi depot, which you'll discover is also up in flames.
Drive with Roman to your new safehouse in Bohan, and meet up there with Mallorie. Mallorie says she knows a bunch of people in Bohan "who may be able to help you out."
Achievement UnlockedAchievement unlocked: 5G - Lowest Point
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CHAPTER TWO
Escuela of the Streets [Video]
Street Sweeper [Video]
Search and Delete [Video]
Easy as Can Be [Video]
Out of the Closet [Video]
Luck of the Irish [Video]
Blow Your Cover [Video]
The Puerto Rican Connection [Video]
The Snow Storm [Video]
Have a Heart [Video]
No. 1 [Video]
Deconstruction for Beginners [Video]
Ruff Rider [Video]
Undress to Kill [Video]
Photo Shoot [Video]
Wrong is Right [Video]
The Holland Play[Video]
Hostile Negotiation [Video]
Portrait of a Killer [Video]
Dust Off [Video]
Call and Collect [Video]
Paper Trail [Video]
Final Interview [Video]
Holland Nights [Video]
Lure [Video]
Harboring a Grudge [Video]
Waste Not Want Knots [Video]
Three Leaf Clover [Video]
Escuela of the Streets
Mallorie introduces Niko to Manny Escuela, a guy she grew up with. Manny is trying to "clean up the streets," and he's making a video to record his struggle. He wants Niko to help him take out some of the dealers in Bohan. After the cutscene, get in a vehicle with Manny and go to the dealer's place on Grand Boulevard. A cutscene shows the dealer leaving his apartment. Follow him, but don't get too close to him or you will spook him. Stay at least two car lengths behind him until he reaches the destination in South Bohan.
Escuela of the Streets Escuela of the Streets
Park behind the dealer when he reaches the destination, and follow him over to the warehouse. Manny goes back to pick up Jay (the camera guy) while you're taking care of business. Shoot the lock on the door, and then take cover behind the wall. Take out as many dealers as you can from outside the warehouse before moving inside. There is no time limit here, so you can take as long as you like.
Escuela of the Streets Escuela of the Streets
There is one dealer immediately to your right inside the warehouse, and several straight ahead. Once you've taken out as many as you can from outside the warehouse, move inside and immediately take cover behind the one of "Redwood" boxes. Take out the remaining dealers inside the warehouse, paying close attention to where they are situated on the radar. Use cover at all times, and watch out for the last dealer behind the pillar in the centre of the warehouse. Leave the warehouse once all the dealers have been eliminated, and watch the cutscene as Manny [quite happily] takes all the credit for your work!
Escuela of the Streets Escuela of the Streets
PhoneDimitri calls and threatens to hunt Niko down and kill him, because he never paid Bulgarin the money he owed him.
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Street Sweeper
Manny introduces Niko to Officer McReary, before providing the details of the next mission. The mission is very similar to the previous mission in terms of the main objective (take out some gang dealers) except this time it's a little easier.
Street Sweeper Street Sweeper
Go to Windmill Street where the gang members are situated, and run over the two gang members that are standing by the garage. Once you have been spotted, two of the gang members will attempt to escape in a car, so give chase and spray their vehicle with bullets.
Street Sweeper Street Sweeper
Aim for the wheels initially, and then finish them off before going back to kill the last remaining gangster at the garage. You can kill him however you like, though running him over is without a doubt the simplest option.
Street Sweeper Street Sweeper
PhoneMallorie has some more work for you, this time from a character called Elizabeta Torres. Follow the 'E' on the radar to take missions from her.
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Search and Delete
Brucie wants Niko to whack some people for him. After the cutscene, call 911 and press '1' to summon a police car. When the cops arrive, steal their car and lose your wanted level. When you lose the wanted level, Niko will automatically call Brucie for further instructions. Brucie wants you to kill somebody called Lyle Rivas.
Search and Delete Search and Delete
Stop the police car and access the police computer. Select 'Search Police Records' followed by 'Search By Name' and then use the keyboard to type in 'LYLE RIVAS'. Add his location to the radar, and then exit the police computer.
Search and Delete Search and Delete
Go to Rivas's house and walk into the yellow marker. During the cutscene, Rivas makes an escape through the bathroom window. Exit the building through the door you came in, and begin chasing Rivas. Shoot his car until it blows up, and then run him over when he attempts to escape on foot. Niko calls Brucie to confirm that Rivas has been eliminated.
Search and Delete Search and Delete
TXTBrucie invites you to meet him for more work.
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Easy as Can Be
According to Brucie, the guy you just killed (Lyle Rivas) had a car "worth stealing," which he left in an alleyway off of Yorktown Avenue in Steinway. Brucie wants you to get it and bring it back to his garage. When you get inside the vehicle, a cutscene begins, and a car containing two of Lyle's associates arrives at the scene.
Easy as Can Be Easy as Can Be
Get the car back to Brucie's garage. The two thugs will chase and shoot you the whole way back. Be careful when turning corners, because the car will get damaged very quickly if they manage to block you. Get the car back to Brucie's garage in one piece to complete the mission.
Easy as Can Be Easy as Can Be
The main objective of the mission is quite simple; the only thing you need to be careful with is your handling of the car. Be patient and slow down when turning corners and you should be fine. The car will [probably] be heavily damaged by the time you get it back to the garage, but that doesn't matter.
Easy as Can Be Easy as Can Be
PhoneBrucie wants to talk to Niko about Roman, because he's been "gambling like an animal" and he's out of control.
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Out of the Closet
Rivas's cousin owes Brucie a lot of money, so he wants Niko to go and take care of him. During the cutscene, Roman creates a profile for Niko on Love Meet, which he's going to use to try and arrange a date with Rivas's cousin. Go to the TW@ internet cafe, and Niko will automatically call Brucie once he arrives there. Brucie tells you to log on and access love-meet.net, and then search for a guy called French Tom.
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Go to one of the computer terminals and access the web. Go to love-meet.net and click on the 'males' icon, and then locate French Tom. Scroll to the bottom of the page and click on the button to arrange a date. You are now free to conduct other business while you wait for French Tom to reply. Once he does reply, Roman will send a text message telling you to check your emails.
Out of the Closet Out of the Closet
In the response, French Tom tells you to meet him at the 69th Street Diner on Hove Beach at 18:00, so go there and wait for him. Approach French Tom inside the diner, and Niko will begin talking to him. When you are ready, stand up and eliminate French Tom to complete the mission.
Out of the Closet Out of the Closet
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Luck of the Irish
Mallorie introduces Niko to Elizabeta, who then introduces Niko to Patrick McReary, a guy she's setting up a deal for. Elizabeta doesn't trust the guys that Patrick will be dealing with, so she wants Niko to act as his "guardian angel" and make sure that nothing goes wrong. The deal is taking place at Joliet Street, and Patrick has left a rifle on the roof of the place next door.
Luck of the Irish Luck of the Irish
Go to the building in South Bohan, and then go up to the roof and collect the sniper rifle that Patrick has left for you. Stay crouched and watch over the deal using the sniper rifle. About 25 seconds after the cutscene, the dealers begin to shoot at Patrick and his associate. Zoom in with the sniper rifle and take out all of the attackers. Take your time with each shot and deal with one person at a time.
Luck of the Irish Luck of the Irish
One of the attackers gets in a tussle with Patrick, so snipe him, and then three more attackers will arrive. Once you have taken out the three attackers, the last attacker will attempt to escape in the van. Snipe him through the windshield to complete the mission. Afterwards, Niko calls Elizabeta to let her know that Patrick is safe. She invites you back to her apartment for more work.
Luck of the Irish Luck of the Irish
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Blow Your Cover
Elizabeta introduces Niko to Johnny, who is currently sitting on a big pile of heroin. Elizabeta has found a buyer for him, and she wants Niko to oversee the deal and ensure that everything goes okay, so the objective is similar to the previous mission. She also introduces Niko to Playboy X, who's going to be assisting you at the deal. Take Playboy to the contact's apartment, and follow him up to the third floor to meet Johnny.
Blow Your Cover Blow Your Cover
During the cutscene, it becomes apparent that the dealers are infact undercover LCPD officers. Find cover, and take out all of the attackers. Take your time and pick them off one at a time, and then make your way up to the next floor. As you leave the room, there are two officers immediately to your right. Take them out, and then follow Playboy up to the next floor, where more officers are waiting to attack. There is a first aid kit situated on the roof, so collect it if you need it and then use the wall as cover. Take out the two remaining officers, and more will begin to make their way onto the roof.
Blow Your Cover Blow Your Cover
Follow Playboy down the stairs, where another officer is waiting to attack you. Once he is dead, a two-star wanted level appears. Make your way down to the ground floor, but watch out as there are two more officers waiting for you on the stairs. Once you escape from the building, get in the car across the road and lose your wanted level with Playboy. Finally, take Playboy X back to his apartment in Algonquin to complete the mission.
Blow Your Cover Blow Your Cover
PhoneRoman calls to announce that he has collected insurance money from the old cab depot, and has invested the money in a brand new one. The business is up and running.
TXTPlayboy X has some work for Niko. Follow the 'X' icon on the radar to go and see him.
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The Puerto Rican Connection
In this mission, Manny wants Niko to eliminate some people he used to roll with, who have been "bad-mouthing him" after watching his new film. It seems they weren't impressed. Go to the Algonquin Bridge and stop in the yellow marker facing south.
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The target you are looking for is on the train, so you need to follow it and eliminate him when he gets off. The chase will lead to Cayuga Avenue in Schottler.
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Make your way up to the platform and eliminate the three targets. It might be useful to take cover before launching your attack, but if you start with full health and a decent (quick) weapon such as the Micro-SMG then it shouldn't be necessary.
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TXTA text message arrives from an anonymous user, instructing you to meet him at the end of the pier at Castle Gardens.
PhoneElizabeta wants Niko to go and see her.
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The Snow Storm
During the cutscene, Elizabeta argues with Little Jacob. She says some people he introduced to her have "ripped her off big time," and she needs Niko to go to the old hospital on Colony Island and get her coke back. The old hospital is heavily guarded by dealers, and you will need to eliminate all of them in order to get to Elizabeta's coke. Once you have the coke, you'll need to escape from the hospital, so it may be a good idea to go to the old hospital before starting the mission to scope it out first.
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There are multiple approaches to this mission. A good way to start would be to stand well away from the compound, and snipe as many of the dealers as possible before going in. The old hospital is surrounded by metal fencing, and there are two areas of broken fence which you can use to enter the complex - one on the north side and one on the east. You should enter via the north gap and escape using the east gap. Enter the building itself via the doorway on the east side of the building. Take cover at all times and eliminate anyone who attacks you.
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An SMG in addition to a heavy piece such as the assault rifle is recommended. You'll need plenty of ammo, full health and armour before starting the mission. Take your time, take cover at all times, and eliminate anyone in your path. Be careful when you are going through the main corridor section of the building, as there are attackers on the upper level of the complex as well as on the ground - refer to the radar to see which ones are above you. There are first aid kits located throughout the complex, so keep an eye out for them. The coke is being guarded in a room by two dealers. Waste them, and then pick up the bag of coke.
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Once you have the coke, N.O.O.S.E will begin to raid the old hospital, and a chopper arrives. Make your way back to the corridor, and go back out exactly the same way you came in. There are two officers waiting to shoot you near the entrance of the building. There is also a further officer waiting outside, who is taking cover behind a burned out vehicle. As mentioned earlier, exit the complex using the gap in the fence on the east side of the building, and then quickly jump into the Humboldt river and use the Jetmax to escape.
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Once you have shaken the cops off, go back and meet Little Jacob on Spin Street. During the cutscene, Michelle arrives and reveals that she has been working with the government, and that it's "her job" to keep an eye on Niko! She says the cops are ready to take down Elizabeta, and demands that Niko hands over the coke. Ouch.
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Have a Heart
Elizabeta is becoming paranoid because she knows the police are finally onto her.
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Manny and Jay soon arrive at the apartment and begin recording a new piece for their film, where they accuse Elizabeta of messing up the streets However, Elizabeta is having none of it, and she shoots both Manny and Jay through the head! She then tells Niko to put the bodies in her car and get rid of them. Elizabeta knows a doctor that will deal with them.
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Take the bodies of Manny and Jay to the doctor at Dukes Boulevard. 'Natural causes' is his verdict. He says he'll have the organs "out on the streets in no time." Splendid!
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No. 1
Brucie wants to show off his new car by taking part in a street race, but Lenny (the mechanic) screwed something up, and he now has nothing to race with. Brucie wants Niko to take him to Freetown Avenue in Willis so that you can take Steve's car to the race instead. It's a yellow Comet.
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Once you have the car, go to the starting point and prepare to race. As long as you don't crash, you should be able to finish first with fairly relative ease. Take it easy at corners, slow down and brake properly otherwise it could cost you the race. The other five drivers aren't exactly great - they tend to crash a lot, so all you need to do (basically) is not crash!
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Take Brucie home once the race is finished, to complete the mission.
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Deconstruction for Beginners
Playboy's old friend, Dwayne Forge, just got released from prison, and he is disgruntled that Playboy has moved on and left him behind. Playboy has left some weapons for you in an alleyway at Castle Gardens for the next mission, and he explains the details of the task on the way there. Apparently, the mafia have taken over a construction site belonging to Yusuf Amir, a big real estate developer who Playboy is aiming to impress. Playboy wants you to take out the mobsters guarding the site, and regain control of it for Yusuf.
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Get in the car in the alleyway to retrieve the weapons (a sniper rifle and grenades) and then walk into the window cleaning platform. Make your way to the top of the building, in order to give you a clear view of the enemy lookouts. Take out the three lookouts (1-3 on diagram) using the sniper rifle, and then take out some of the guards on the ground to make life a little easier when you enter the construction site later. Once you've taken out as many guards as possible, go back to the platform and head into the construction site. You can take the car in and then use it as cover.
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Take out anybody in your way, and then head towards the first union leader, who is represented by a red blip on the radar. Take cover at all times, and use the grenades to take out multiple enemies at once. There is a first aid kit on the upper level of the construction site, situated at the top of the ramp. Don't move out of cover until you are sure there are no more attackers. Soon, a helicopter arrives with backup for the last remaining union leader. Once again, take cover and eliminate anyone in your way. Kill the last union leader to complete the mission.
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PhonePlayboy wants Niko to do some work for Dwayne. Playboy will cover any costs, since he owes Dwayne.
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Ruff Rider
During the cutscene, Dwayne explains that he's pissed off at two things. Firstly, he's annoyed that Playboy doesn't want to roll with him anymore (instead he sends Niko) and secondly he's pissed that his girlfriend is ignoring him. His girlfriend has been hanging out with someone called Jayvon, who apparently was responsible for Dwayne going to prison. Niko sympathises with Dwayne because he sees a lot of himself in him. He then offers to take care of Jayvon.
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Go to the arcade in Chinatown, where Dwayne's girlfriend (Cherise) and Jayvon are hanging out. Jayvon attempts to escape, and you now have the option of executing Cherise or letting her live. If you let her live, you'll meet her again later on in the story, but it's entirely your choice and it doesn't affect your overall game progress.
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Get on the bike parked at the arcade and begin chasing Jayvon. Shoot him off the bike and make sure he's dead, then pickup the money that he owes to Dwayne. Niko calls Dwayne to arrange a meeting at the Cluckin' Bell in Algonquin, so he can hand over the money.
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Undress to Kill
Dwayne seems fairly depressed with how things have been going since he got out of prison. He says one of the things he lost was a strip club in Bohan called "The Triangle Club", which was taken over by gangsters after he got sent to jail. Niko promises to take it back for him.
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Enter the strip club in Bohan, but don't enter with a weapon drawn or security will attack you. There are three managers inside the club, and the first thing you'll need to do is work out who they are. Approach the first two men you see when you enter the strip club, and listen in on their conversation. They will reveal the location of the first manager, Jose, who is in the staff room counting money. Leave Jose for now, and approach the stripper and the man standing beside the stage. The conversation will reveal that the man (Javier) standing next to the stripper is the second manager of the club. Don't kill him yet, instead go to the back room where the third manager is located, so that you now have the locations of all three managers.
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The locations of the managers should now be highlighted on the radar. Go back to the first manager (Jose) and kill him silently using fists, a baseball bat or a knife, so that you don't attract attention from the security. Jose has a gun, so kill him before he manages to fire a shot in, otherwise security will be alerted. Now approach the second manager who is standing by the stage, and take cover behind one of the tables in the club. Kill him, and then take out the security men who attack you afterwards. Once most of the security people are gone, exit the club and follow the third manager, who attempts to escape in a car. Perform a drive-by shooting and finish him off to complete the mission.
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Photo Shoot
There is a growing tension between Playboy X and Dwayne. Playboy now says that Dwayne is beginning to "get on his nerves." Playboy wants you to eliminate someone who has apparently been bad-mouthing him. He hangs out with his team at the basketball courts on Exeter Avenue. You need to take a photo of the team with your new cellphone (given to you by Playboy X) and then send him the photo so that he can tell you which one to kill.
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There are five people in the basketball court. Get a photo of them and send it back to Playboy, but don't get too close to them or they will spot you. Playboy will call you a few seconds later and tell you which one to kill - each time you do the mission it's a different person, so you can't kill the same person every time! If you kill one of the targets before Playboy gets back to you, the crew will split up and you'll have to kill all of them, but if you follow the instructions this shouldn't be the case.
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You can kill Marlon and the other gang members by shooting through the fence, you don't need to go into the basketball court. Once he is dead, the mission is over.
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PhonePlayboy calls to express his displeasure at your handling of the strip club situation. He doesn't want you helping Dwayne if it's going to "mess up his business interests."
PhoneMichelle calls and says it's important that you meet her at the United Liberty Paper building in Algonquin.
PhoneMallorie is concerned that something has happened to Roman, because he didn't come home last night.
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Wrong is Right
Michelle reveals that her real name is Karen, and takes Niko to meet a friend in office 396. The man (who refuses to reveal his name) wants Niko to find out about a person called Oleg Minkov, who lives in Iroquois back in Hove Beach. Go to Oleg's apartment and find out anything you can about him.
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When Niko arrives the apartment is empty, so he kicks the door down and calls the friend from U.L. Paper. He tells you to check Oleg's emails, and call back with any information that would indicate his current whereabouts. Access Oleg's emails and click on the latest email from "Vasily". It talks about a meeting at a jewellery shop on Tulsa Street. Niko calls back and the man tells him to kill Oleg at the jewellery store.
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Get a car and stop in the yellow marker at the destination. Oleg attempts to escape, so chase him down and kill him. When you reach Little Italy in Algonquin, Oleg will take a route which becomes blocked by construction material, so quickly reverse out of there and find a different route. Eliminate Oleg to complete the mission.
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PhonePlayboy X wants you to go and see him. He has an important matter to discuss.
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The Holland Play
Dwayne has irritated Playboy X to such an extent that he now wants him dead. Playboy wants Niko to carry out the hit for him, but Niko says he'll have to take time to consider it. Playboy will be in touch shortly.
PhoneDwayne calls shortly after the cutscene and reveals that he wants Niko to kill Playboy X! You now have a decision to make.
PhonePlayboy X calls to ask Niko if he has reached a decision yet. Niko says he knows what he's going to do, and you now have the choice of killing either Playboy X or Dwayne.
Who you decide to kill is entirely your choice. Each option has its own benefits, though killing X appears to be the favoured option amongst the majority of GTA IV fans. Killing Playboy X will earn you his loft (which will act as a new safehouse) in addition to a new outfit, and it also means that Dwayne Forge becomes a friend, which itself provides new benefits. Killing Dwayne will earn you $25,000 but Playboy refuses to speak to you afterwards, so there are no other benefits apart from that.
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If you decide to kill Playboy X, head over to his apartment in North Algonquin. He has four or five people protecting him in his apartment, so be prepared with plenty of ammo and armour. Take cover behind the door at the elevator, and eliminate each of the guards in the apartment. Throwing a grenade into the apartment should take care of most of them.
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Approach X, and he will jump across the roof to the opposite building, and attempt to make a run for it. Make your way to the ground floor and follow him. More of Playboy's guards arrive in a desperate bid to protect him, so target them and shoot them, but don't worry about X getting away because he will reach a dead end. Use the pistol to execute Playboy X for a cinematic execution.
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Killing Dwayne is considerably easier if you wish to choose that option instead. Go to his apartment, walk into the yellow marker and watch the cutscene which follows. Kill Dwayne's crazy bat-wielding friend, and then use the pistol to execute Dwayne.
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PhoneMallorie believes that Roman has been kidnapped by some Russians that he owes money to. This phone call is the start of the mission "Hostile Negotiation."
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Hostile Negotiation
In this mission you need to rescue Roman, who is being held hostage by Dimitri's men at a warehouse off Lompoc in Bohan Industrial. Ensure you have full health, armour and plenty of ammo before starting the mission. There aren't any particularly difficult aspects of the mission, but you'll need to take out a lot of attackers which requires a bit of time and patience.
TXTDimitri sends a text message containing a photo of Roman with a gun against his head.
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Walk into the yellow marker at the warehouse when you are ready to begin. Roman is being held on the top floor of the warehouse. When you take control of Niko, he will automatically take cover behind the wall. Take out each attacker one at a time, and don't move out of cover until you are sure there are no more gunmen. Blind fire if necessary. There is a first aid kit straight ahead if you need any health. Try to kill as many attackers on the first floor from the ground floor before going up there - this will make your task a lot easier when you eventually do reach the first floor.
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Once you've taken out as many people as possible, move up to the first floor and immediately look for cover. Take out any remaining attackers, and then move towards the second floor. If you need any health, the first aid kit on the ground floor should have respawned by now, so go back down and collect it.
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Turn left as soon as you reach the second floor, and again find cover. There's a first aid kit on the wall up ahead should you require it. Take out anyone in your way, and then proceed to the top floor where Roman is being held by his kidnapper.
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You'll know when you have reached the top floor because the arrow on the green radar blip will disappear. When you enter the room where Roman is being held, Roman and his kidnapper emerge from behind a desk. You need to use free-aim to kill the kidnapper and free Roman. Shooting him once in the arm should be enough, but be careful not to fire at Roman. Once you have successfully freed Roman, follow him out of the warehouse and take him back to the safehouse in Bohan. The mission ends with a lecture from Niko about Roman's gambling addiction.
PhoneRoman calls to say he has purchased a safehouse in Algonquin. You can now save your game there.
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Portrait of a Killer
U.L.P.C. want Niko to find someone, and he'll need access to a police computer in order to do so. Niko is informed that in return for doing these jobs, U.L.P.C. "may or may not" help Niko look for the person that betrayed him many years ago.
TXTYour contact sends you a text message containing a photo of the target. You'll need to upload this photo to the police computer in order to obtain the location of the target.
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Find a police car and access the on-board computer. The easiest way to get a police car is to dial 911 on the cellphone, and then steal the car once the cops arrive. Lose your wanted level once you have the car, and then stop and access the computer. Select 'Search Police Records' followed by 'Search by Photo', and then upload the photograph of the target sent to you by the contact. His name is Adam Dimayev, and he's wanted for financing terrorist activity. Mark Dimayev's hangout on the radar, and then go after him.
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The hangout is occupied by around ten people, and your contact states that you must eliminate all of them. Start on the upper level of the hangout (Yorktown Avenue) before dealing with the guards on the lower level (Valley Forge Avenue). There is no time limit, so you can take as long as you like to eliminate all of them. You can take them out systematically one-by-one (using cover behind the various objects in the environment) or you can just launch grenades and take them out several at a time. If you need health at any time, go to Yorktown Avenue where there are no attackers present and dial 911 for paramedics. The paramedics will then arrive and give you health, but only at a cost.
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PhoneThe contact congratulates you on a job well done, and says you are one step closer to finding the man you are after.
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Dust Off
Some guy is moving a lot of money for terrorists, and U.L.P.C. need him "neutralized." Grab a vehicle and go to the Civilization Plaza. A helicopter is seen leaving from the helipad, and as per the instructions, you must follow it to its destination before attempting to steal it. The chase ends at Kunzite Street, Westminster. Let the helicopter land, and then move in and take it.
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When you drive in towards the helicopter, there are 3 guards up ahead, so drive at full speed and take out as many as you can by simply running them over. Then get out of the vehicle, take cover and eliminate any remaining guards.
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Get in the chopper and fly to the dropoff point on the south side of the airport. Land at the location indicated by the yellow blip on the radar, and then a cutscene will show two FIB agents taking control of the chopper. Mission complete. Niko calls the contact after the mission, who says that his men "have the chopper" and "will get it back to you" soon. Apparently you're going to use the chopper later to eliminate the guy they are after.
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Call and Collect
Officer McReary is the mystery man. You met him briefly during the mission "Street Sweeper." McReary states that he "knows all about" Niko's activities, and threatens to expose him unless Niko does some work for him. Some guy is blackmailing McReary, but he doesn't know who it is. He has arranged to do an exchange with McReary by the Humboldt River off Silicon Street, and he told McReary to call him there from the viewpoint.
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When you arrive at the viewpoint, Francis will send a text message containing the phone number of the blackmailer, and you must call this number and look out for a person answering their phone, so that you know which person to kill. Keep talking to the blackmailer until you identify him.
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Kill the blackmailer once you have identified him, collect the storage device for Francis, and then lose your two-star wanted level. Once that is done, take the photographs on the storage device back to Francis to finish the mission.
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+$7500 [Video]
Paper Trail
PhoneU.L.P.C. call to say that "the chopper is ready" and that you must use it with Little Jacob to take out the target.
Meet Little Jacob at the salvage yard off Grummer Road and get into the chopper. The target is in another chopper, flying around Liberty City, and you'll need to follow him and wait for an opportunity to take it down. U.L.P.C. don't want any civilian casualties, so you'll have to wait until the target is flying over the water before firing a shot at it.
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Once you reach the water beyond the Broker Bridge, get close to the chopper and stay level with it on the right hand side so that Little Jacob can get a good shot in with the RPG.
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Once the chopper is down, take Jacob back to the helipad at Union Drive East to complete the mission. Niko calls U.L.P.C. afterwards to confirm that the hit was carried out successful. The contact acknowledges your work, and agrees to call you when/if he finds any information on the person you are looking for.
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PhonePackie McReary calls to offer you some work. You can take missions from Packie by following the "PM" icon on the radar.
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Final Interview
A lawyer called Tom Goldberg (of Goldberg, Ligner & Shyster) has some dirt on McReary, and McReary wants him dead. Goldberg has bodyguards, so McReary wants you to get one-on-one with him by arranging a job interview. You'll need to look nice for the interview. McReary will email you more details soon, so head over to an internet cafe after the cutscene.
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Access one of the computer terminals at the internet cafe, and click on the "Goldberg, Ligner & Shyster" advertisement to access their website. Then go to the "Careers" page and submit your resume. Niko calls Francis after you leave the cafe to confirm that the application has been sent. You now need to wait on a phone call from GLS. You can kill time by doing other missions and activities, or you can advance time by six hours by saving your game at the safehouse.
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Eventually, Karen from GLS will call to arrange an interview with Mr. Goldberg. The time of the interview will be added to your organizer automatically - you need to be at the lawyers' office by 12:00 the following day. Now head over to Perseus and buy yourself some new clothes. You'll need a suit, a tie and some nice shoes for the interview.
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Once you have everything you need, head over to the lawyers' office (indicated by the tie icon on the radar) and walk into the yellow marker to begin. Go and talk to the receptionist, and then follow her to Mr. Goldberg's office. The interview will begin, and a few seconds later you will have control over Niko. Stand up when you are ready to kill Goldberg, kill him and then retrieve the files from his desk. The receptionist triggers the alarm, and you now have a two-star wanted level. Smash one of the windows in the office, jump outside and get rid of the cops. Take the files back to McReary once you're done.
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Holland Nights
McReary wants Niko to take down a drug dealer (called Clarence) in East Holland for $2000, but Niko demands $5000 instead. McReary says it would take too long for him to collect all the evidence against Clarence, so he wants to save himself some work by getting Niko to perform a hit.
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Head over to the projects in East Holland, and ensure that you have plenty of health and ammo before beginning. McReary recommends getting to the second floor before you begin shooting anyone, but you can do it in any way you like. Once you reach the third floor, there are gunmen taking cover up ahead, and a first aid kit on the wall to your right. Take them out, and a third gunman will come down the stairs behind you, so watch out. Remain cautious as you approach the roof - there are several more gunmen waiting there. Once everyone has been eliminated, approach Clarence and you will have a choice to make - you can either execute him or decide to let him live. Walk away if you wish to spare his life, you'll meet him later on if this is your choice.
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If you want to kill Clarence and you wish to avoid any unecessary shootouts, go back onto the road before entering the projects at the start of the mission, and use your sniper rifle to zoom in on Clarence on the second floor. Kill Clarence, and evade the two-star wanted level to complete the mission. If you don't get the shot right the first time, Clarence will flee and you will have to enter the projects and do things the hard way.
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If you spared Clarence's life, or if you decided to kill him the hard way, a two-star wanted level is gained and police surround the projects. Most of them will occupy the west half of the complex (which is the bit you are currently at) so head over to the east section and go down the stairs that way. Turn left when you reach the bottom, and then left again. Use the gate to get out, then find a vehicle and evade the cops. If you're lucky, you should be able to escape from the projects without having to face any cops at all.
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Lure
It becomes apparent that Clarence was only the boss of the organization, and now his chief lieutenant has taken over. McReary needs you to take him out. He has left a sniper rifle for you in a car across town.
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Get in the car and then head to the dealer's apartment off Denver Avenue. Go to the rooftop of the building opposite the dealer's apartment, and dial his phone number (545-555-0122) to lure him to the window.
Alternative ways to lure the dealer to the window are:
1. Shoot the satellite dish outside the dealer's window (he'll get up to find out why his TV stopped working).
2. Shoot the television screen inside the dealer's house (you won't have much time to shoot him if you choose this method).
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Assassinate the dealer when he goes to the window, and then leave the building to complete the mission.
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How did you lure the dealer to the window?
Dialled his phone number.
Shot the satellite dish.
Shot his television.
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Harboring a Grudge
Packie introduces you to his mother and his sister, Kate. Kate seems interested in Niko, but Packie warns him to stay away from her. After the cutscene, get in a car with Packie and go to the harbor warehouse on Emerald Street. Packie wants to get up on the roof of the warehouse so you can get a clear view of the deal that's going down with the triads. Climb onto the objects, jump onto the ledge, shimmy across, and then climb onto the roof. A short cutscene will show a boat arriving with some boxes which Patrick wants to steal. His plan is to wait until the dealers have loaded the boxes into the truck, and then steal the truck and return it to a garage.
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Climb down the mini cabin, find cover, and begin taking the dealers out. Molotovs or grenades would be useful at this point, as there are a lot of attackers. Packie will assist you (from the roof) and detract some of the attention. There are several dealers inside the warehouse, so be cautious when you approach it.
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Steal the truck and wait for Packie to get in, then take the truck to Ray Boccino's lockup in Westminster. Some more dealers will begin chasing and shooting at the truck once you leave the warehouse, so drop a few grenades to get rid of them. Packie introduces you to Ray at the end of the mission, and Ray agrees to call you some time with some work.
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Waste Not Want Knots
Packie and his friends want to rob the mafia after Ray tipped them off about a big payment they received. Find a four-door car and drive to the waste management plant under the Algonquin Bridge, where the mafia are currently situated. Climb over two fences to get into the depot, and waste any guards outside. Grenades may be useful here, but be sure to take cover at all times. Packie and the guys should be able to handle a few of the guards, but you'll need to deal with most of them. Follow the guys inside once the guards have been taken out. There's a first aid kit at the door should you need any health.
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Find cover as soon as you enter the building, and once again pick off each of the guards one at a time. Go for the guard whose up in the office before going for the others. When you are ready, proceed towards the office at the top of the stairs where the cash is stored. Watch out for more guards.
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Once you have collected the cash, more guards will enter the building and begin firing. Clear the ones nearest the exit and then make an escape - leave Packie's friends to deal with the rest. Meet Packie outside and then swim towards the boat. Wait for Packie to get on, and take him to the pier beyond the East Borough Bridge to complete the mission.
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PhonePackie asks if you can do him a favour by taking his sister Kate on a date. The McReary brothers are concerned about her because she hasn't been out in a long time. Give her a call.
PhoneRay Boccino calls and invites you to meet him at Drusilla's in Little Italy (Algonquin) for some work.
TXTPackie and his brothers have a big job planned, but you'll need a suit and tie first from Perseus in Algonquin first. You need this in order to start the mission "Three Leaf Clover".
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Three Leaf Clover
Packie introduces you to his brothers, Gerry and Derrick. Gerry isn't happy that Niko is being involved in family business. After the cutscene, find a four-door car and take your partners to the bank in Algonquin. Packie explains the plan on the way there - each person is going to take out a security guard each when they get in, and then Packie and Michael will handle the civilians while Niko and Derrick handle the employees. Derrick is going to rig the vault door with explosives once the situation is under control.
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During the raid, Packie and Derrick begin arguing, and Michael gets shot by one of the civilians. After the cutscene, go down to the vault and get the money. The cops become aware of the robbery, and soon the entire building is surrounded by LCPD and N.O.O.S.E. officers. Make your way out of the building and take cover behind a tree.
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Take out the cops and protect Packie and Derrick - then follow them into the alleyway and clear the path. Use the steps as cover, and throw a couple of grenades to take out the cops up ahead. All the N.O.O.S.E. officers must be eliminated before Packie and Derrick can proceed. Once they do, follow them, and once again clear the path.
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When you reach Chinatown, watch out for the cops who are situated on the fire escapes above you. Again, clear the path for Packie and Derrick, and then follow them down the alley. More police arrive in a chopper, so Packie decides to use the subway as an escape route. Follow Packie and Derrick into the subway, and kill the two police officers immediately to your right as you enter. Use the pillars as cover when you reach the area with the ticket machines, and take out anyone who is in your way.
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There is a first aid kit attached to one of the pillars, so grab it if you need health. Follow Packie and Derrick down to the platform, and use the third (last) pillar as cover. Throw some grenades across to the other side to take out the attackers, and then follow Packie and Derrick onto the tracks. Watch out for oncoming trains!
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Once you reach street level, find a four-door car and get in it with Packie and Derrick. You'll need to cross the Algonquin Bridge to get back to Packie's place in Dukes, but police have blocked it off, so it is recommended that you lose your wanted level before attempting to cross the bridge. Use alleys and small roads when trying to escape from the cops - you'll lose them much easier that way. Take Packie and Derrick back to Middleton Lane to complete the mission, and enjoy your hefty $250,000 reward.
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PhoneGerry McReary has a business opportunity that he needs your help with. Follow the "GM" icon on the radar to take missions from him.
PhonePackie wants you to do some work for Derrick McReary, as a personal favour to him and Gerry. They say they will cover any expenses. You can find Derrick at the "DM" icon on the radar.
Continue to Chapter Three
CHAPTER THREE
A Long Way to Fall [Video]
Taking in the Trash [Video]
Meltdown [Video]
Museum Piece [Video]
No Way on the Subway [Video]
Weekend at Florian's [Video]
Late Checkout [Video]
Actions Speak Louder than Words [Video]
I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, and Your Motorcycle [Video]
Smackdown [Video]
Babysitting [Video]
Tunnel of Death [Video]
Blood Brothers [Video]
Undertaker [Video]
Hating the Haters [Video]
Union Drive [Video]
Buoys Ahoy [Video]
I'll Take Her [Video]
Ransom [Video]
She's A Keeper [Video]
Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend [Video]
Truck Hustle [Video]
Pegorino's Pride [Video]
Payback [Video]
Catch the Wave [Video]
Trespass [Video]
To Live and Die in Alderney [Video]
Flat Line [Video]
Pest Control [Video]
Entourage [Video]
Dining Out [Video]
Liquidize the Assets [Video]
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A Long Way to Fall
Ray wants Niko to take care of a friend "who is no longer a friend." He's called Teddy Benevides, and he can be found at the projects on Galveston.
TXTWhen you reach the projects, Ray sends a text message containing a picture of somebody called Alonzo. Alonzo should have information on Teddy's whereabouts.
Go to the projects, talk to Alonzo and ask if he knows which apartment Teddy is in. Alonzo is unwilling to cooperate, so target him to make him talk. Go inside the building and use the elevator to reach the 20th floor - you have to walk the last few floors due to work being carried out on the elevator. Meanwhile, Alonzo calls Teddy to inform him that you are on your way up, so be prepared for a shootout with Teddy's gang.
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Take cover when you exit the elevator, and elimimate all of Teddy's goons. When you leave the elevator area, there are two goons to your left and one taking cover behind a wall on your right. Make your way towards the stairs, and fetch the first aid kit if you need health. There is one more goon on this floor, and one additional goon situated on the stairs which lead to the next floor.
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As soon as you reach the next floor, another goon will approach you, and later another one will approach from behind. There are more goons taking cover to your right, next to a room where another first aid kit can be found (grab it if you need it). Approach the stairs leading to the next floor, and remain cautious at all times. A yellow marker on the next floor indicates where Teddy's apartment is.
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Enter Teddy's apartment and eliminate the three goons inside. Teddy emerges and attempts to escape via the roof. There are two more goons situated on the stairs, and the final goon is waiting on the roof. Once all the goons have been eliminated, Teddy reaches a dead end (he tries to use the fire exit but it's locked) and he doesn't put up much of a fight. Shoot Teddy and watch him fall over the building.
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Taking in the Trash
Ray wants Niko to meet some friends of his and collect some diamonds which are hidden in garbage. After the cutscene, Niko is automatically disguised as a trash collector for the task which lies ahead.
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Get in the Trashmaster (indicated by the green blip on the radar) and meet Ray's friends. Drive to the first diamond pickup, which is indicated by the yellow blip. When you get there, stop in the yellow marker and wait for Tuna and Johnny to make the pickup. Once both men are back on the Trashmaster, make your way to the second diamond pickup on Hematite Street.
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Once the second pickup is made, ambushers arrive and the truck comes under heavy fire. Take the diamonds to the dropoff point in Fishmarket South to complete the mission. It's a short drive, so all you have to do is be careful, take it easy at corners and make sure you don't crash. The chasers will stop once you reach Union Drive East.
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Meltdown
It becomes apparent that Luca and his buddies have ripped off Niko and Ray. Ray wants Niko to go to Luca's hangout in Castle Gardens and get the diamonds back so that everyone can get paid. After the cutscene, find a vehicle and go to Castle Garden City, and stop in the yellow marker.
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Niko approaches the vehicle holding Luca and his gang, but they deny stealing the diamonds before driving off. Get in the car and begin chasing the gang, but don't kill Luca - you'll need him alive in order to get the diamonds.
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It's a long chase which requires concentration and a bit of patience. Eventually, the gang crash their vehicle next to the fountain in Middle Park. Take down each of the gang members using cover where necessary. Once the first three have been eliminated, head down to the toilets where Luca is hiding.
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Shoot each of the doors to find where Luca is hiding, and then finish him off and collect the diamonds. Niko calls Ray to update him on what's happened, and tells him to meet him at the bridge in Middle Park. Meet Ray and hand over the diamonds to complete the mission.
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Museum Piece
Ray needs Niko to offload the diamonds that he retrieved in the last mission, but Niko demands a favour in return. Niko wants Ray to locate a man called Florian Cravic - the man that he believes betrayed him many years ago - and Ray promises to use his connections to find him. Meanwhile, Ray wants you to head over to the Libertonian and meet Johnny (who you last met in the mission "Blow Your Cover") so that the two of you can exchange the diamonds with a guy called Isaac.
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Meet Johnny at the side entrance of the Libertonian and watch the cutscene. The deal is ambushed, and two of the dealers are killed. Your objective is to escape from the Libertonian and eliminate the ambushers. Use cover and take out the guy to your left, before taking out the people straight ahead. Don't move out of cover until you can hear no more gunshots. Use grenades to take out several at a time, and be sure to collect as much ammo as possible (from the people you have killed) as you make your way across the museum.
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The exit is downstairs and is shown by the yellow blip on the radar. To get to the ground foor, go straight ahead (as far as you can possibly go) and then turn left where the exit sign is. There's a first aid kit on the wall just before you make this turn, so collect it if you need it. More ambushers are waiting at the bottom of the stairs, and the easiest solution is simply to launch a grenade or two at them. When there are no more attackers in sight, make your way to the bottom of the stairs, and use one of the pillars as cover. When the coast is clear, collect the armour situated on the desk straight ahead. Again, take out anyone in your way as you make your way towards the exit, and beware of any attackers on the upper floor shooting down at you.
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When you reach the exit (the double doors at the end) immediately turn left and kill the attacker. There are two more attackers in the next bit, and there's a health kit on the wall near the exit. Steal one of the cars outside, and lose Isaac's crew to complete the mission. Escape Isaac's crew the same way you would evade a police wanted level - use small roads and alleyways to lose them quicker. After the mission, Niko calls Ray to inform him of the situation.
Achievement UnlockedAchievement unlocked: 10G - Impossible Trinity
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No Way on the Subway
During the cutscene, Ray introduces Niko to his associate Phil Bell. Phil says they have a problem with some bikers (one of which is Johnny, the guy who betrayed you in the previous mission) and he wants Niko to go to an alleyway on Vauxite Street to deal with them.
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Get on the bike after the cutscene, and chase the two bikers. Aim for the biker closest to you first, but make sure you're aiming at him and not at the actual bike itself. You should be able to take out the nearest biker before reaching the subway at Frankfort Avenue, but the second biker will take a bit longer to eliminate. Follow him into the subway and watch out for oncoming trains as you pursue him. Forget about shooting him for the moment, and instead focus on trying to catch up with him. Only shoot him once you are close enough, and once you feel you can get an accurate shot at him, because otherwise you are just wasting bullets.
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The chase eventually leads to the Algonquin Bridge, where a train has been derailed and is hence blocking the route, which forces the chase on to the streets of Dukes. At this point, the biker should begin to slow down, and you should be able to get a more accurate shot in. Waste the biker (or bikers, if you didn't manage to kill one earlier) to finish the mission. Still no sign of those diamonds though...
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Weekend at Florian's
PhoneAfter the mission "No Way on the Subway," Ray calls Niko to thank him for his help, and tells him to meet a guy called "Talbot Daniels" who has information on Florian Cravic. Talbot is at The Triangle, in Algonquin.
Pick up Roman at the apartment in Algonquin, and take him to The Triangle to meet Talbot Daniels. Roman says he has met Talbot before when they were playing cards together. Approach Talbot in The Triangle, and Niko will ask if he knows Florian Cravic. Initially, Talbot says he's never heard of him, but he soon changes his story and says there is a guy who lives uptown that likes to be called Florian Cravic "at certain moments."
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Get in a four-door car with Roman and Talbot, and let him lead you to Florian Cravic's apartment in Algonquin. Talbot will give you directions every time you approach a junction, so pay close attention and go where he says. Don't go too fast or Talbot won't be able to give you directions. Florian's apartment is on Pyrite Street.
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Stop in the yellow marker when you reach his apartment, and watch the cutscene that follows. You learn that Florian Cravic has changed his name to Bernie Crane since moving to Liberty City, and he firmly denies being the person that betrayed you many years ago. Instead he believes it was Darko Brevic - the last remaining member of the group - who is believed to be in Switzerland somewhere. Niko is naturally pissed off, but remains determined to find the person that betrayed him.
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PhoneAfter the mission, Bernie/Florian calls and asks Niko to meet him at the apartment.
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Late Checkout
Isaac - the dealer you met in "Museum Piece" - is blaming Ray for everything that went wrong with the deal, and now he is threatening to kill him. After a heated telephone exchange between the two, Ray reveals that he wants Niko to kill Isaac and all of his fellow dealers. Isaac is over at the Majestic Hotel near Middle Park in Algonquin, so head over there just now.
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The mission tells you to use the elevator to reach the penthouse (where Isaac and the diamond dealers are situated) but a far simpler strategy is to take a helicopter and land it on the roof of the hotel, so that you're essentially working your way down instead of working your way up. That way, you won't have to face any bodyguards in the hotel corridors once you exit the elevator on the 30th floor, so it allows you to skip an unecessary shootout. Kill the first diamond dealer on the roof, and then make your way down into the penthouse.
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The penthouse is heavily guarded, so beware. The second dealer is situated in the bedroom half-way down the stairs, and the last dealer is situated in the kitchen below the stairs. There is also a health kit in the kitchen should you need it.
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Once everyone is eliminated, you need to escape from the hotel. Go back up to the roof above the penthouse, and use the helicopter you arrived in to escape. If your helictoper is no longer there, make your way across to the window cleaner's platform and use that to escape instead.
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TXTRay wants Niko to meet him and Phil at the depot in Normandy.
PhoneRoman calls to announce that he is engaged to Mallorie. The wedding is due to take place soon.
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Actions Speak Louder than Words
During the cutscene, Gerry explains that he needs Niko to create a rift between the Ancelottis and the Albanians, as a favour to Jimmy Pegorino. You need to plant a bomb in Tony Black's car, which is rigged to a phone, and it needs to blow when they get back from a meeting so that the Ancelottis think the Albanians did it.
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Collect the bomb on Inchon Avenue, represented by a green blip on the radar, and then head over to Little Italy in Algonquin. Walk up behind the vehicle and rig it with the bomb, then go to the 'safe area' across the street. A cutscene shows the Ancelottis leaving to attend the meeting, and you must now follow them to that location. The pursuit lasts about three minutes, and ends at Grummer Road in North Algonquin.
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Go to the safe point on the hill, then access your phonebook and select 'Gerry' followed by 'Detonate' to trigger the car bomb. Watch the cutscene as the factory explodes, and most of the Ancelottis are eliminated in the process. Four remain however, so take them out (you can use the sniper rifle from the hill to get the majority of them) and then evade the two-star wanted level to finish the mission. 'Step 1' of Gerry's plan is now complete, and he wants you to go back and see him for details of 'Step 2'.
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I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, and Your Motorcycle
Gerry owes a favour to the Pegorinos, but he needs Niko to do it because he fears he is being watched by the cops. Jimmy wants to stir up some trouble between the Ancelottis and the Albanians, who presently have an uneasy relationship together due to the Ancelottis using them as thugs, hitmen etc., much like the Pegorinos are using the McRearys.
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Gerry opens his freezer to reveal the body of one of the Albanians, and he wants you to use the outfit to disguse yourself, in order to carry out a hit on long-time Ancelotti member Frankie Garone.
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Get on the motorbike and go to the meeting point on Denver-Exeter Avenue in Algonquin. The task is fairly simple - after the cutscene, chase Frankie and kill him. It might help to aim for the tires first, and then aim for Frankie (it's a lot quicker/easier simply to shoot Frankie off the bike rather than shooting at the bike itself).
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Smackdown
Derrick needs help "taking care of old business," but he's been on the drink so he takes a while to explain the problem. Basically he made a mistake many years ago, and he wants to get back at some guy (Bucky Sligo) who still hasn't forgiven him and who is threatening to kill Derrick and his family.
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Find a police car (there is one parked across the road) and access the on-board computer. Select 'Search Police Records' followed by 'Search by Name' and then enter the name 'BUCKY SLIGO'. The police records reveal that Bucky is at the Burger Shot in Alderney, so mark his location on the radar and make your way there. Once the location has been added, Niko automatically calls Derrick to inform him of Bucky's whereabouts. Derrick wants you to follow Bucky back to his hideout and "kill all of them."
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Bucky will attempt to escape as soon as he spots the police car. Chase him through the various streets and alleyways back to his hideout on Caribo Avenue. When you reach the hideout, get out of the car and use it as cover. Eliminate Bucky and the member of his crew who is standing by the door. There are about three or four of Bucky's gang inside the house, and the easiest strategy is to shoot the door open and launch a grenade or two inside - that should eliminate a majority of Bucky's crew. The last member of Bucky's crew is situated at the top of the stairs to your left, so be prepared to shoot when you start climbing the stairs. Once all of Bucky's crew have been eliminated, lose the two-star wanted level to complete the mission.
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TXTRay has setup a new safehouse for you in Alderney. You can now save your progress there.
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Babysitting
Go to Kim's boat with Derrick. Kim is a friend of some Korean guy that Derrick knows, and Derrick has agreed to escort him into the country with some fake cash. During the ride, Derrick tells Niko about one of his other enemies, "Aiden." Derrick, Aiden and Bucky (who you killed in the previous mission) apparently used to work together, but Aiden got locked up, and he and Bucky suspected Derrick of talking to the police.
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Follow Kim, and ensure that the boat reaches Bohan safely. Attackers soon appear and begin spraying Kim's boat with bullets, so waste them and then watch out for another boat which approaches as you reach South Bohan. Be sure to aim for the shootists on the boat rather than aiming for the boat itself. It takes longer to blow up the boats than it does to kill the shootists on the boats, so doing this will reduce the amount of damage that Kim's boat receives.
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When you reach the East Borough Bridge, stop the boat and kill off any remaining attackers in the boats (try not to use the rocket launcher for this, or you risk killing Kim). Then use the rocket launcher to eliminate the chopper, and follow Kim towards the pier in Bohan to finish the mission.
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Tunnel of Death
Derrick is all drugged up while he explains his next problem. He wants you to kill Aiden O'Malley, the guy he told you about in the previous mission. After the cutscene, Packie calls to explain the plan: Aiden is in government custody, and he's being moved across town in a truck by police. The truck will pass through the Booth tunnel, and Packie needs you to block one end of it with a truck while he blocks the other. The plan is to make it look like a prison break, because if you just go in and kill the guy, Derrick is the first person they'll question, since he is the one that ratted him out and got him jailed in the first place.
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Packie has left a truck with a rocket launcher on Mahesh Avenue in Alderney, so go and collect it. When you enter the truck, Niko will call Packie and a cutscene shows O'Malley leaving the cop station with lots of protection. Take the truck that Packie left to the Booth Tunnel, and park it between the two yellow markers to block it. The police truck arrives with three police cars accompanying it, and then Packie blocks the area behind them. Use the truck as cover, and take out as many cops as you can. If you're going to use the rocket launcher, be careful not to aim too close to the police truck or Aiden will die and the mission is failed.
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Once all the cops have been eliminated, steal the stockade with Packie and lose the three-star wanted level. Keep driving in the direction you are facing (towards Algonquin) and then use lots of small streets and alleyways to evade the cops quicker. Afterwards, ditch the truck in the quiet location (indicated by the yellow blip on the radar) and then take O'Malley to the cliffs in Leftwood. When you reach the destination, Packie reveals to Aiden that it was Derrick who broke him out, and then he orders Niko to kill him. Kill Aiden after the cutscene to complete the mission.
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TXTFrancis McReary wants you to meet him at Castle Drive. This will trigger the mission "Blood Brothers."
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Blood Brothers
Francis becomes aware that Derrick is back in town, and he is furious to say the least. Francis and Derrick despise each other, and Derrick is threatening to talk to a journalist about Francis' activities, which will jeopardize his chance of becoming police commissioner. Francis blackmails Niko, and threatens to lock him up unless he kills his brother Derrick.
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Go to the courtyard park in Lancet, where Francis is due to meet with Derrick.
PhoneDerrick calls shortly after the cutscene with Francis. He believes that Francis is going to try and kill him, and he wants Niko to kill Francis first!
When you reach the park, Niko will automatically call Francis for further instructions on the hit, and Francis tells him to use the window cleaning platform to assassinate Derrick from the roof. Before hanging up, Francis reminds Niko of the dirt he has on him, and demands that he carries out the hit. Niko promises to "kill who he's aiming at."
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Climb on top of the scaffolding at Lorimar Street, and use the window cleaning platform to reach the roof. You now need to make a decision - kill Francis or Derrick. If you kill Derrick, you can get Francis to lower your wanted level (once) but this ability is removed once the main storyline is complete, and besides it's nullified by Kiki's special ability (one of the girlfriends on love-meet.net). Francis will also give you cash for carrying out the hit. If you call him while you are on the roof, and he will offer to increase his payment to $20,000.
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Killing Francis on the other hand provides no rewards or special abilities whatsoever, but it might be satisfying to kill him after all that blackmailing he did? Who you kill is entirely your choice, and it only has a slight effect on the next mission "Undertaker" (killing Francis makes this mission slightly easier, but not by much). Once you've made the hit, leave the rooftop and escape from the area to complete the mission.
PhonePackie calls and asks Niko to attend the funeral of his dead brother. He also reveals that Gerry was taken into custody, so it appears his suspicions of "being watched" were correct.
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Undertaker
This mission begins right after you receive the call from Packie following the last mission. Change into a smart suit and tie, and then head over to the funeral in Suffolk. The cutscene will differ slightly depending on who you killed (Derrick or Francis) in the previous mission. After the service, a group of Albanians arrive and perform a drive-by shooting on the McRearys. Packie needs you to help him eliminate them.
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Another car arrives soon after the first lot have been taken out. At this point, grenades or a rocket launcher would be very useful. If you aim for the car and blow it up before the Albanians manage to get out, you can get rid of them all at once and save yourself a lot of work. Another car arrives from the south shortly after, and then more Albanians come out of the alleyway straight ahead. Eliminate all of them, and if you're using grenades or an RPG, be sure to keep them well away from the hearse which contains the dead brother's body.
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Once all the Abanians are gone, get in the hearse with Packie and take the body to the cemetary. If you killed Derrick in the previous mission, you'll need to take him to the cemetary in Dukes, and if you killed Francis you'll need to take him to Colony Island, which is a much shorter distance. More Albanians will chase and attack the hearse, so get to the cemetary as quickly as you can and make sure the coffin doesn't fall out the back! When you reach the cemetary, watch the cutscene as the family mourns. Kate thanks Niko for coming along.
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PhoneGerry calls from the Alderney State Correctional Facility, and he wants Niko to go and meet him for some work.
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Hating the Haters
Bernie has a problem, which he explains to Niko during the cutscene. Bernie keeps getting attacked by "haters" in Middle Park, so Niko agrees to go and sort them out. Get in a car with Bernie, and make your way to the yellow marker at Middle Park. Follow Bernie as he jogs through the park, but don't get too close to him, because the hater will only attack him if he thinks he is alone.
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When you reach the tunnel in the park, the hater is waiting to attack Bernie (with a baseball bat) at the other end. After the cutscene (and after some amusing accusations of Niko being a "fag lover") follow the homophobe to the bridge at the top of the stairs. Chase the hater through Middle Park on one of the Faggios parked on the bridge, and perform a drive-by shooting to kill him.
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If you're having trouble catching up with the hater, leave a faster bike (such as the NRG 900 or PCJ 600) on the bridge where the Faggios are situated before the cutscene begins. Go and pick up Bernie once the hater is dead, and take him to Perseus in The Exchange to conclude the mission.
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Union Drive
Some thugs found out about Bernie's relationship with Mayor Bryce Dawkins, and Bryce is now being blackmailed. Find a fast car and take Bernie to the rendezvous to meet with the blackmailers. The meet is at Grummer Road, and Bernie explains that the identity of the blackmailers is currently unknown - the people you are meeting with are only representatives of the blackmailers.
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The representatives arrive, and Niko and Bernie make their position very clear: they will not negotiate with the blackmailers. It becomes apparent that the two thugs are representing Dimitri Rascalov, and after the cutscene they attempt to escape. Follow the blackmailers, but don't shoot at them - it's a lot easier just to chase until they reach a dead end, and that way you can focus fully on the road.
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Stay close to the blackmailers, and watch out for buses/trucks/flipped cars and various other obstacles which are designed specifically in this mission to disrupt your route. On two ocassions, the thugs switch over to the opposite side of the road, which is another attempt to disrupt your chase, but stay on the correct side and they will eventually switch back over.
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The chase lasts about three minutes, and ends at Galveston Street in Castle Garden City, Algonquin. Kill the two thugs, and then take Bernie back to his apartment to complete the mission.
TXTBernie is having more problems, and he wants you to meet him at Pier 45.
PhoneDimitri calls and offers to "cut you in" on the deal with Bryce Dawkins and Bernie, but Niko flatly refuses.
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Buoys Ahoy
Bernie wants to have some "fun," so get on the boat and take him to the coast off Firefly Island. Bernie spots three guys on a boat nearby who soon begin attacking you. These are Dimitri's men, and you must now eliminate them.
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Chase Dimitri's men, and watch out for the large boats (particularly the ones near the Algonquin Bridge) which will attempt to block your route. If you manage to kill all of Dimitri's men in the water then the mission is over, however a more likely scenario is that at least one of them will reach land at Dukes, forcing you to get off the boat and kill them/him.
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Once the three men have been eliminated, go back and see Bernie to complete the mission. Try to kill as many of Dimitri's men as possible before reaching land, to make your task easier.
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I'll Take Her
In the cutscene, Gerry is surrounded by security men at Alderney State Correctional Facility, so he orders Niko to call Packie for details of the next job. Packie explains that Gerry wants you to kidnap Grace, the daughter of old man Ancelotti, so they can hold her for ransom.
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Gracie is selling a pink Feltzer on AutoEroticar.com, so go to the nearest computer terminal (at one of the internet cafes or at either of the Algonquin safehouses) and click on the advert for AutoEroticar. Click on the 'View Cars' link, and then scroll down to Gracie's pink Feltzer. Gracie's number is then automatically added to the phonebook. Log off, and call Gracie at any time between 08:00 and 21:00 to arrange a viewing.
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After you've called Gracie, meet her at her house on Schneider Avenue. The house is heavily guarded by Ancelotti goons, so you need to get Gracie away from the house before initiating the kidnap. She agrees to let you test drive the car. When you reach the coast, perform a u-turn and kidnap her. Gracie attempts to call her dad, but Niko grabs her phone and throws it onto the road.
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On several occasions, Gracie attempts to grab the steering wheel and throw you off the road, so drive very slowly or the car will flip, which means the mission is failed. Eventually Niko knocks her out, and from there on it's a smooth journey back to the safehouse in Alderney. Gordon is waiting there to take Gracie into the safehouse.
Achievement UnlockedAchievement unlocked: 10G - Gracefully Taken
PhonePackie calls to announce there's a problem. Ancelotti doesn't believe his daughter has been kidnapped, and instead he thinks she's with some guy, so Packie needs you to take a photo of her so they can send it as proof to Gracie's father.
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Ransom
This is a very short task which begins after Packie calls you following the mission "I'll Take Her." Go to the safehouse in Alderney, and go upstairs to the first floor where Gracie is being held.
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Gracie is tied to a chair in a room which is being guarded by Gordon. Follow the on-screen instructions to slap her and make her look up at you, and then pull out your cellphone and select the Camera option. Capture a photograph of Gracie, send it to Packie, and then leave the building to complete the mission.
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She's A Keeper
Gerry - who is talking in code so that the prison guards don't catch on - instructs Niko to take Gracie to a new safehouse in Algonquin, because the Ancelottis have finally tracked her. After the cutscene, go to the safehouse in Alderney where Gracie is being held, and watch the cutscene as Gordon loads her into the trunk.
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After the cutscene, perform a u-turn and drive down the stairs (at the end of the alleyway) onto the freeway. There are three Ancelotti cars in total trying to intercept you, but only two if you use this route.
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Travel across the bridge and make your way to Exeter Avenue in Algonquin, where the new safehouse is situated. Be careful when you are driving Gracie, and try not to damage the car too much - if the car gets too damaged, Gracie will die in the trunk, and you won't find out until you reach the safehouse in Algonquin. Complete the mission by getting Gracie to the safehouse in one piece.
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Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
Gerry reveals that the Ancelottis have agreed to the terms of the ransom. After the cutscene, Niko calls Packie, who has more details. The Ancelottis are going to give you diamonds in exchange for Gracie - these are the same diamonds, incidently, that Ray Boccino wanted earlier. Meet Packie and Gracie at the safehouse in Algonquin, and take them to the Charge Island Sewage Works where the exchange is due to take place.
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The Ancelottis get Gracie back, but the exchange is interrupted by Ray Bulgarin, one of Niko's old Russian enemies that you came across in the first chapter. Bulgarin is now claiming ownership of the diamonds, and one of his men manages to steal them before a massive shootout takes place.
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Use the car as cover, and throw some grenades to eliminate Bulgarin's men. There are at least half a dozen, so don't run out into open areas until most of them are gone. When all of Bulgarin's men on the ground have been eliminated, follow Packie towards the stairs and eliminate the men at the top - if you have a rocket launcher, now would be a good time to use it.
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More attackers spawn behind you, so use the railing as cover and again make use of the rocket launcher if you have one available. Otherwise, take each of them out individually and again follow Packie, taking out anyone in your path.
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When you reach the walkway, reinforcements will arrive in three separate vehicles below you. Use the rocket launcher if you have one, or alternatively throw some some grenades. There is one last wave of attackers up ahead, so get rid of them and then approach the man who stole the diamonds. The man accepts that he is going to die either way, so instead of handing over the diamonds, he throws them onto moving traffic below the bridge. Kill the last two attackers, and then take Packie back to his Ma's house in Dukes to finish the mission. So that's it - no diamonds, no girl, no money!
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PhoneAfter the mission, Dimitri makes a threatening phone call and expresses his disappointment at not finding Niko's body amongst those dead at the sewage works.
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Truck Hustle
Phil Bell and Ray Boccino have been working together for a long time, and Phil needs Ray to do him a favour. Ray refuses, and recommends that Niko does it instead. Phil explains that the Triads are moving a lot of drugs around town in a truck, and they are desperate to sell it because they believe it is cursed. Phil wants you to steal the truck and then give him a call once you've got it.
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Go to the alley at Franklin Street where the truck is due to arrive. A cutscene shows the van arriving with two Triads inside, and it is followed closely by a car and two Triad vans. You need to eliminate all of the Triads and steal the truck for Phil. Begin by launching a few grenades towards where the two vans are situated (or use a rocket launcher if you have one available) and then take out the two remaining attackers that are closest to you. More attackers arrive in a four-door vehicle, and again the best solution is to launch a grenade or two. If you're using the grenade/rocket launcher approach, the alley should be looking pretty chaotic by now!
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Proceed towards the van which has the goods inside, and use the burned-out vehicles as cover. There are about four or five Triads up ahead, most of whom are taking cover behind walls, and you can "throw" them out of cover by launching grenades at these walls, which then enables you to get a clear shot at them.
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When you get close to the truck, the Triads attempt to escape with it, so quickly run up behind it and touch the yellow marker. Niko will hang onto the back of the truck, and you then need to follow the on-screen instructions to pull yourself onto the roof. Once you are on the roof, advance to the front of the cab, and hang on carefully while the truck goes around corners to avoid getting thrown off. When you reach the front of the cab, Niko will smash the passenger window and kick out the driver. Niko calls Phil, who tells him to take the heroin to the old mansion on Sacramento Avenue. Phil's nephew, Frankie, will meet you there and take the goods off your hands, until Phil decides what to do with it.
PhonePhil Bell recommends you to Jimmy Pegorino, his boss, and you can now do missions for Jimmy by following the "J" icon on the radar.
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Pegorino's Pride
This mission begins at Jimmy Pegorino's mansion in Alderney, where a less-than-happy Mrs. Pegorino greets you at the door. She doesn't seem particularly pleased by the activites of her husband, or the type of people that he's involved with. Jimmy's bodyguard, Anthony, takes you to meet Jimmy in his office, and Jimmy then explains what the problem is. The Pegorinos are doing a deal with the Pavano family, but Jimmy doesn't trust them, so he wants Niko to watch over the deal and act as his security.
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After the cutscene, get in Jimmy's car, and wait for Jimmy and his two men (Marco and Pete) to get in. Take them to the deal in Acter Industrial Park, and stop in the yellow marker. Take the sniper rifle to the vantage point inside the building, and watch over the meet. The entrance to the building is right infront of you after the cutscene, and it's very easy to miss, so look carefully for it! Keep a close eye on Pegorino as the Pavanos approach him. The deal [not surprisingly] goes wrong and red target arrows soon appear above the enemies. Pegorino's men are outnumbered (5 to 2) so they get taken out rather quickly, which means you will be left to do most of the work. Once all of the attackers have been eliminated, exit the building and rescue Jimmy!
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Take cover and eliminate all of the attackers outside the warehouse. Jimmy is at the opposite end of the warehouse, so go around the outside of the warehouse and approach him from the other end - there are several routes you can take to reach Jimmy, but this is the best route since there are several Pavanos inside the warehouse, and had you taken the 'obvious' route you would have had to confront them.
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Approach Jimmy, who is wounded and unable to fight, and then watch the cutscene which follows. The Pavanos are seen escaping with Jimmy's offering, and Jimmy wants it back. Chase the Pavanos, but don't damage their vehicle too much or you risk destroying Jimmy's offering. You can eliminate some of the Pavanos by shooting through the back window of the vehicle, and this will make your task easier when they eventually crash at Red Wing Avenue. When the car stops, eliminate any remaining Pavanos and collect Jimmy's offering. Park the vehicle well away from the Pavanos before getting out to kill them. This will ensure that Jimmy is safe. Take him back to the mansion afterwards to complete the mission.
TXTJimmy Pegorino is impressed by Niko's efficieny, and he wants him to go back and see him for some more work.
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Payback
Jimmy is pissed off at the way the Pavanos conducted themselves during the deal, and now he has revenge on his mind. Jimmy has learned that the Pavanos are due to make a cash pickup in Alderney soon, and he wants Niko to interrupt it and kill all the Pavanos.
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Drive to the diner on Mueri Street in Acter, and stop in the yellow marker. Ensure you are facing north/east when you drive into the marker, because you're going to chase the Pavanos, and this is the direction that the chase begins. During the cutscene, the Pavanos recognize that you are representing the Pegorinos, so they attempt to lose you on the way to the meet.
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Chase the Pavanos through the various streets and alleyways, but don't shoot them, because you need them to lead you to the meet. Beware of the buses/vans/fences/scaffolding etc. which are designed specifically in this mission to disrupt your route.
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The chase ends at the AutoEroticar showroom in Leftwood. Use your vehicle as cover, and wipe out the Pavanos by launching grenades into the showroom, or alternatively use a rocket launcher. Lose your wanted level to complete the mission.
PhoneKate says that Roman has invited her to the wedding, and she is "looking forward" to seeing you there.
PhoneThe guy from U.L. Paper calls and reveals he has recommended you to Jon Gravelli, head of the Gambetti Crime Family. He's over at the Schottler Medical Center in Dukes.
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Catch the Wave
This mission begins at the Honkers Club on Phalanx Road in Alderney. Phil's assistant, Tommy, receives a phonecall from Jimmy informing him of an emergency situation at the docks. The Ancelottis are dealing with some Russians, and Phil wants to steal a shipment of cocaine before they can deliver it to the Ancelottis. The drugs are being brought into the city on speedboats from Vice City.
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Take Phil to the truck in Leftwood, which was stolen earlier by one of his associates from the Ancelottis. This is the truck that the Russians expect to pick up the shipment, so the plan is to use the truck and let the Russians assume that you and Phil are representing the Ancelottis. This is Jimmy P's "Plan A" according to Phil, but he doesn't expect it to work, so prepare yourself for Plan B...
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Drive the truck to the boatyard on Charge Island, where the shipment is due to be collected. Plan A, not surprisingly, fails almost instantly when the Russians refuse to talk to Phil. After the cutscene, back up slightly, get out of the truck, and use the entrance to the boatyard as cover. You need to make your way to the opposite side of the boatyard, which is being heavily guarded by Russians, so Phil will take the right side and you can take the left. Use cover at all times, and eliminate any Russians in your path.
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Be sure to keep an eye Phil, and protect him whenever he is attacked. It's probably a good idea to avoid using grenades at this point, because if you accidently kill Phil the mission is failed. There is a health kit beside one of the boats on the left side of the boatyard, so collect it if you need it. When the coast is clear, follow Phil towards the boats outside, which contains the shipment of cocaine.
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Find cover immediately when you exit the boatyard, and take out the gunmen on the piers. Phil takes the coke boat on the right, so you need to take the one on the left. Protect Phil from the attacking boats, and follow him to the drop-off point in North Holland. Walk into the yellow marker on the jetty to finish the mission.
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Trespass
Phil seems anxious, and he doesn't have much time to explain. Get in the car and travel to the old Sprunk factory near Port Tudor. Someone told Charlie Matteo (a top Ancelotti capo) that it was the Pegorinos who stole the cocaine from the Russians, and Phil needs you to eliminate Charlie before he can share his knowledge with the Commission. He is due to leave the Sprunk factory in a chopper very soon.
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There are two ways you can enter the old Sprunk factory:
1. Enter via the front door, and hit the Ancelottis with everything you've got.
2. Slip around the back, sneak through the basement and catch the Ancelottis by surprise.
Option 2 is the sensible option since it gives you time to consider your first move, whereas Option 1 doesn't. Option 1 is the "all guns blazing" approach, and you'll have to start shooting immediately when you enter.
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Go through the basement and head towards the hole in the wall. Eliminate the gunmen on the stairs, and then make your way up towards the ground floor. Use the couch as cover when you reach the first floor, and eliminate the attackers up ahead (watch out for the one on your left!). There isn't much cover available on the next floor, so approach it with caution and eliminate the attackers as you do so.
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Proceed to the next floor, and this time use the door as cover. Launch some grenades, take out any attackers and then move forward. There are more attackers waiting in the next room, so use the entrance as cover and once again throw grenades.
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Once the attackers are dead, jump through the window onto the roof below, and immediately take cover. Go after Chubby Charlie (you can take as long as you like, there is no time limit) and eliminate anyone in your way. Kill the attackers on the roof, and then make your way towards the ladders.
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When you reach Chubby Charlie on the roof, a cutscene begins, and a chopper arrives to collect him. Switch to the RPG and eliminate the chopper, and then watch the dramatic explosion which follows.
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To Live and Die in Alderney
Angie Pegorino (Jimmy's wife) is seen leaving the office as Niko arrives. It becomes fairly apparent afterwards (judging from Niko's reaction) that the two are having an affair together, but Phil is quick to try and deny this. Phil wants to go and deal with that heroin that he made you steal earlier in the mission "Truck Hustle." It's still being held by his nephew Frankie at the old mansion in Westdyke.
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Take Phil to the old mansion in Westdyke and meet up with Frankie. Frankie has loaded the drugs into two separate cars, but during the cutscene some feds show up and attempt to bust Phil. Follow Phil with Frankie and don't let him get busted by the feds. Get close to the car that is pursuing Phil, and shoot the feds through the back window. As the chase progresses, more cops join in, so stay close to Phil and protect him from any attacks. Phil will call you when you reach Fleming Street in Acter - he decides to ditch the vehicles and escape on foot.
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Phil stops in an alleyway on Farnsworth Road, and each of you take a bag of heroin each. A cop car approaches the alley from the north, so eliminate them and then quickly face south. Three cop cars arrive, followed by a large police van, so take them all and then clear the path for Phil. Use grenades or an RPG if you have one.
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Once the path is clear, follow Bell to the escape van on Edison Avenue, and wait for Phil and Frankie to get in. Lose the three-star wanted level, and take the van to restaurant on Tenmile Street to finish the mission. Use small roads and alleyways to lose the cops quicker (Note: you don't have to take out the police chopper, just ignore it and focus on escaping).
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Flat Line
Pegorino is paranoid, and he no longer trusts anybody. He recently learned that Anthony (his bodyguard) was wearing a wire, and when Anthony was confronted he suffered a heart attack. Anthony is now recovering in the Leftwood Hospital, and Pegorino wants him dead.
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Go to the Leftwood Hospital on Long John Avenue. There is a heavy presence of cops inside (protecting Anthony) so don't enter the building with a weapon drawn. Anthony is in the ER Department, so enter the building and follow the signs to get there. Turn right when you go in, and turn right again to enter the locker room. Walk into the yellow marker to disguise yourself as a doctor, and then make your way to Anthony's room down the corridor.
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Unplug the life support machine, and then leave the hospital quickly and discreetly. The cops become aware of Anthony's death as you are walking down the corridor, so prepare yourself for a shootout. If you need health, use the Sprunk vending machine in the reception area. More cops are waiting outside the hospital entrance, so again be prepared. Find a vehicle and lose your wanted level to complete the mission.
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TXTA text message from Ray arrives following the mission. Pegorino wants to see you all at his house. Ray says that "if you talk him up, he'll talk you up."
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Pest Control
Pegorino is hosting a meeting with Phil and Ray to discuss the rat situation. Someone is talking, but they don't know who it is. Tensions are rising between Phil and Ray, and they each offer Jimmy separate advice before leaving the room. Jimmy reveals that he is suspicious of both Phil and Ray, but he doesn't know which one to whack. He's going to have to think about it, so he'll call you later with his decision.
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A short while after the cutscene, Jimmy calls and reveals that he wants you to kill Ray. Head over to East Holland, where Ray is due to leave in a car shortly. Stop in the yellow marker and watch the cutscene which follows. Niko calls Pegorino for further instructions, and Pegorino reveals that Ray has hired protection because he has grown suspicious of Niko.
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Ray and his bodyguards are heading to a chop shop in BOABO. Pegorino has ordered them to stop at a gas station, in order to give you an opportunity to kill them. Overtake Ray and his bodyguards when you reach Lancaster, and exit your vehicle at San Juan Road. Ray and his bodyguards will stop at the Terroil gas station, so use the rocket launcher to exterminate them. Wait until the cars are close to each other so that one catches fire as the other explodes.
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Entourage
Go and meet Jon Gravelli at the Schottler Medical Center in Dukes. Mr. Gravelli heads up the Gambetti Crime Syndicate, and has connections with James Pegorino and your "mutual friend" from U.L. Paper. Gravelli is old and dying, but he still cares passionately about his legacy. Some Russians are trying to take control of rackets that his family has run for fifty years, and Gravelli isn't happy about it.
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Gravelli wants Niko to work for him, in exchange for getting the police off his back, and in exchange for bringing Darko Brevic (the man who betrayed Niko) into the city. Gravelli then goes on to explain your task: a dear friend of Gravelli's is coming in from upstate to deliver a speech on Russian organized crime, and Gravelli needs you to act as security and get him to City Hall safely.
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Go to Grand Easton Terminal, get in the car and wait for Bobby Jefferson to get in. Follow the convoy car to City Hall, and protect Jefferson at all costs. Roadworks on Luddite Row forces the driver in front to stop, and the convoy is ambushed by Russians. Take cover in the alleyway and eliminate all of the attackers. There are attackers situated to your left, to your right, in the alley across the street and on the roof above you. Deal with the ones straight ahead first, and then deal with the sides. Once they have been eliminated, move out onto the street and use the car as cover to eliminate the gunmen on the roof.
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Now take Bobby Jefferson to safety. Four cars begin chasing, and you can choose to either destroy them or simply outrun them as you would if you were escaping from cops. Once you have lost the pursuers, take Jefferson to City Hall, and stop in the yellow marker to complete the mission.
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Dining Out
Mr. Gravelli has some news about Darko Brevic. The "mutual friend" has located him in Bucharest, and it turns out he wasn't in Switzerland afterall. Darko is being brought to Liberty City as we speak. Meanwhile, Gravelli owes the mutual friend a favour. Remember Derrick's friend Kim, the guy you escorted with fake cash during the mission "Babysitting"? The mutual friend wants him dead.
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"Kim Young-Guk" eats at Mr. Fuk's Rice Box in Alderney City. Head over to the restaurant and destroy the vehicles in the car park around the back before entering the restaurant - this will make the chase later on a lot easier. The man at the desk says Kim is in a meeting and doesn't want to see anybody, so he orders you to "get lost." Kill the man behind the desk, and then look for Kim in the manager's office upstairs.
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Kim is heavily protected, so be cautious as you move into the main section of the restaurant. Use the entrance as cover, and eliminate Kim's guards on the stairs. When you reach the top of the stairs, do a 180 degree turn and kill the enemies above you. Find cover when you reach the main eating area and kill any remaining attackers in the restaurant. There is no time limit on this mission, so don't rush, and plan your moves carefully. If you need health at any time, simply exit the restaurant, get out your cellphone, and dial 911 for paramedics. Then go back inside the restaurant and continue searching for Kim.
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Go to the manager's office and talk to him. The manager denies having any knowledge of Kim's whereabouts, so target him to get him to talk. Kim knows you are there, and is currently trying to escape from the restaurant. Grab the armour on the manager's desk, and exit the office with caution - more of Kim's guards are waiting outside. The mission instructs you to "chase" Kim, but you can in fact take as long as you like at this part - Kim only starts running when you enter the kitchen on the opposite side of the restaurant.
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Kill the guards inside the kitchen, and then begin chasing Kim. Jump down the fire escape and kill Kim to finish the mission. He will try to escape on foot since you destroyed all the vehicles in the car park earlier.
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Liquidize the Assets
When you meet Gravelli this time, he's talking with the "mutual friend." The friend informs Gravelli that the Ancelottis are dealing cocaine with the Russians, and this is a relationship which greatly displeases Mr. Gravelli. The friend explains that the distribution network is a fleet of vans parked at a grocery warehouse in Alderney City, and he needs you to "destroy everything."
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The warehouse is on Mueri Street, and there are five vans inside which are all lined with cocaine. The business is just a cover for the drugs, so the compound is heavily guarded by the Russians. The first thing you need to do is find a way into the compound, so climb over the metal fence, but not the main fence, use the fence to the right of it (A). Go straight ahead and climb onto the blue container next to the wall (B). Then climb onto the wall (C) and use the air vents (D-F) on the building to climb onto the roof (G).
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Find cover, and start picking off the snipers on the other buildings in the compound. Watch out for the two Russians who are situated on the building adjoined to the one you are presently on - they will climb down the ladder and try to attack you. Take your time, and eliminate everyone until you hear no more gunshots.
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Proceed straight ahead and climb the ladder until you reach the roof of the adjoined building. Eliminate as many people on the ground as you can before heading down. For now, simply focus on getting rid of the guards, and ignore the vans for the moment.
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Once you've climbed the ladder, collect the armour next to the door and make your way down to the ground. The first van (1) is right next to the door that you exit from. Stand at a safe distance from the van, and throw a grenade towards it.
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There is a first aid kit on the wall up ahead, around the corner from where the second van (2) is situated. You can't actually see the second van from this location, but you don't necessarily need to - refer to the radar, and throw a grenade in the general direction of the van to destroy it. This will also take out the guards who are protecting the van.
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Now move forward to the area which had the second van, and blow up the three remaining vans (3-5) using grenades or rockets. The remaining vans are all located in separate garages. Watch out for more guards though, and don't run into open areas until you are positive there is nobody else left. The mission is complete as soon as the final van is destroyed.
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CHAPTER FOUR
That Special Someone [Video]
One Last Thing
Deal:
If The Price is Right [Video]
Mr. & Mrs. Bellic
A Revenger's Tragedy [Video]
Revenge:
A Dish Served Cold [Video]
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Out of Commission [Video]
That Special Someone
PhoneAfter completing "Weekend at Florian's", "Pest Control" and "Liquidize the Assets", Niko is contacted by U.L. Paper to say that Darko Brevic has been brought into the country. He is being dropped off in the cargo area at the airport.
Niko calls Roman to tell him the news about Darko. Roman insists on going with you, so pick him up at Firefly Island before heading to the airport. You don't need to worry about health/armour/ammo in this mission, as there are no shootouts involved.
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After collecting Roman, drive to the cargo area at Francis International Airport and stop in the yellow marker. A van arrives, from which Darko Brevic emerges, with his hands tied behind his back. Darko looks as if he's been living a rough life - the guilt of betraying his friends many years ago has clearly destroyed him. Niko confronts him, and demands an explanation for the betrayal. "We were friends, but I had other friends. Friends that Goran and his guys killed," explains Darko.
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Darko invites Niko to kill him, because in his opinion it would be "doing him a favour." Roman advises him not to - he believes Darko should be left to suffer instead.
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After the cutscene, you have a choice to make. You can either execute Darko (using the pistol) or decide to let him live. Your decision will have no major impacts on the storyline, all it affects are a few lines of dialogue after the mission. Make your decision, and then take Roman back to Brucie's place in Broker. Afterwards, Niko calls Bernie to inform him of the situation.
PhonePegorino calls to say "the shit has gone down." He needs to see you at the club in Tudor.
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One Last Thing
Meet Jimmy at the Honkers club in Tudor - he has another favour to ask. The Pegorinos are in all kinds of trouble, and Jimmy needs you to do a deal with some Russians as a last attempt to save the family business. Jimmy has found a buyer for the heroin that Phil made you steal in the mission "Truck Hustle," but Jimmy needs you to work Dimitri in order to sell it. Niko refuses to work with Dimitri after he betrayed him, but Jimmy says he should put their differences behind him and focus on the cash.
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After reluctantly agreeing to do the deal for Jimmy, Niko calls Roman and then Kate for some advice. Roman says you should do the deal and forget about your differences with Dimitri, whereas Kate believes you shouldn't compromise what you believe in for money.
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Two icons are placed on the radar - a red dagger representing 'revenge' and a green dollar sign representing 'deal'. You now have to decide what you're going to do, based on the advice given to you by Kate and Roman. So will it be deal or revenge? Your decision will have major impacts on the final outcome of the story, and if you wish to know what these impacts are, read ahead and find out.
Make Your Decision...
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What did you choose? Deal or Revenge?
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If The Price is Right (Deal)
Follow the "$" icon on the radar to meet up with Phil, and take him to the warehouse in Port Tudor. During the trip, Phil explains what is going to happen at the deal. Be sure to have plenty of health, armour and ammo before starting the mission.
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Phil explains that Dimitri will hand over the heroin to the buyers (at a separate location) while you and Phil go in and collect the money. Dimitri will call once it's done, and the buyers will hand over the cash once they receive word that the H has been collected.
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When you reach the warehouse in Port Tudor, Dimitri calls to give you an update. Instead of giving the buyers the heroin, Dimitri decided to kill them and keep it instead. "If I was you, I'd go and get the money off them. It has to be on the site. That way we all win," he claims. Phil says the buyers won't let you leave without a fight, so you may aswell go in and take the cash.
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Follow Phil around to the side of the warehouse, and use the ladder to get onto the roof. Phil wants to get an idea of what is going on inside, so go over to the glass panel on the roof. Drop into the warehouse with Phil, and stay close to him at all times. The cash is in an office at the opposite end of the warehouse, and is represented by a yellow blip on the radar.
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Follow Phil through the warehouse and eliminate anyone in your path. There isn't a lot of cover on the upper level of the warehouse, but use whatever you can find and eliminate the attackers. Watch out for the gunmen coming up the stairs, and deal with the attackers on the walkway first before moving down to the ground floor.
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Use the sniper rifle from the walkway to eliminate as many enemies as possible. There is a health kit beside the yacht in the middle of the warehouse on the ground floor, and a second health kit is situated in the office which holds the cash. As you approach the office, shoot the gunmen through the window and then follow Phil towards the door. As Phil breaks into the office, the buyers attempt to escape with the cash.
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Follow the buyers to the bottom of the stairs and get in a vehicle with Phil. First you will see a truck (inside the warehouse) but outside there is a Rancher and a Sanchez, which may be more suitable for chasing. Chase the buyers, and be careful to avoid any objects which are thrown from back of the truck.
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Shoot the delivery truck until it stops, and then waste the driver and pick up the cash. Take Phil back to the club to complete the mission. Niko calls Roman and Pegorino after the mission to let them know what happened, and both are extremely satisfied with the outcome.
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Mr. & Mrs. Bellic (Deal)
After completing "If The Price is Right," Roman calls to remind you to be at the church by 10:00 AM. You need to look smart for the wedding, so get a suit from one of the safehouses, or purchase one at Perseus.
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Roman calls again shortly before the wedding to find out where you are. Afterwards, a yellow blip appears on the radar which represents the church. Meet Roman at the church on Liberty Lane in Suffolk, and watch the cutscene which follows.
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During the cutscene, Roman and Mallorie get married at the church, and guests at the wedding include Little Jacob, Badman, Brucie and Bernie. While the couple are celebrating outside, one of Dimitri's men tries to kill Niko. There is a struggle between Niko and the hitman, during which Roman is accidentally shot and killed.
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After the cutscene, you wake up at the safehouse in Bohan, and you now need to start preparing for the final mission. It's time to get revenge on Dimitri.
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A Revenger's Tragedy (Deal)
PhoneAfter completing "Mr. & Mrs. Bellic," Jacob calls to say he has tracked some of Pegorino's goons, and is hoping they will lead him to Jimmy Pegorino.
Make sure you have full health, armour and plenty of weapons before starting the mission (plenty of grenades and an RPG would be useful). Meet Jacob at Koresh Square in Alderney City, and get inside Jacob's car.
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After the cutscene, Pegorino's goons are seen leaving the building. Follow the goons, but don't shoot them because you need them to lead you to Jimmy Pegorino. The chase initially heads South before switching North, and it eventually leads to an old casino on Beaverhead Avenue. The chase goes on for about three minutes in total.
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When you reach the casino, the car comes under heavy fire, and Jacob leaves to work on an escape plan. Use the car as cover, and eliminate all of Pegorino's goons outside the casino. Focus on the ones on the roof of the casino first, and then take out the ones straight ahead. Use the RPG to blow up their cars (which they are using as cover) but be careful not to blow yourself up - stand well away from any cars etc.
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Once you've taken out most of the goons, proceed forward towards the old casino, and use the bags of consutrction material (or one of the burned out vehicles) as cover. From this position, eliminate any remaining attackers using grenades, rockets, and anything else you have available. When you are sure that no more attackers are present, go towards the entrance of the casino and take cover.
TXTJacob has worked out an escape plan, and tells you to "keep your eyes open."
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Launch some grenades into the casino, then move inside and eliminate the survivors. Some of the attackers are hard to get because they are using cover, and one option is to stand well away from the entrance, and fire some rockets using the RPG. Be sure to collect the health kit on the wall to your left as you go into the casino.
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Thankfully, there aren't as many goons inside the casino as there were outside. Once everyone is dead, make your way towards the doorway at the end of the room, and a cutscene begins. Dimitri kills Pegorino, and attempts to escape via the roof, so chase him up the stairs (keep going left) and use the fire exit to get on to the roof. Follow Dimitri across the roof, killing his goons as you do so.
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Dimitri gets into a waiting chopper, but Niko manages to grab onto it before it escapes. A few seconds later, however, Niko falls off and lands in the water. Get in the Squalo speedboat next to the jetty and begin chasing Dimitri.
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Dimitri's men fire rockets at your boat, so do your best to dodge them but continue focusing on the chase. Eventually a chopper arrives, carrying Little Jacob, and you need to get under the chopper and climb onto it. Once you have control of the chopper, begin firing miniguns at Dimitri's helicopter until it catches fire.
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Eventually, Dimitri's chopper crashes at Happiness Island, but Niko's chopper also crashes. Begin chasing Dimitri across the island, and kill any cops who get in your way - if you're low on health at this point then it's better to shoot them than ignore them. Follow Dimitri onto the grass below the Statue of Happiness and finish him off. Watch the final cutscene as Niko gets his revenge.
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A Dish Served Cold (Revenge)
The Russians are loading heroin onto the cargo ship at the docks, and Dimitri is supervising the operation in the ship's hold. The doors to the cargo hold are controlled from the bridge (1) so this is the first place you need to go. Use the controls at the bridge to open the doors (2) in order to get your revenge on Dimitri.
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After the cutscene, a yellow blip on the radar indicates the bridge. The ship is very heavily guarded by Dimitri's men, so first you should find a vantage point and take out as many guards as possible before entering the ship. Go straight ahead and use the ladder to climb to the top of the crane (3) next to the ship. This provides a magnificient view of the ship, and you can use the sniper rifle to eliminate each of the guards.
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Before eliminating the guards on the ship, focus on the three guards standing at the foot of the crane next to the truck. Kill these guards using the sniper rifle, and then turn your attention to the guards on the ship. The guards are situated in all areas of the ship, but most of them are concentrated near the bridge at the Southern end.
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As mentioned already, there are a lot of guards on the ship, so it requires time and patience to eliminate all of them. Be sure to eliminate the guard standing inside the door (4) aswell, as this is the door you need to need to use in order to get to the bridge. Once you have sniped as many guards as possible, get off the crane and make your way to the second crane (5) and do exactly the same thing as before.
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When you can hear no more gunshots, get off the crane and use the stairs to get on the ship. If you need health at any time during the mission, get off the ship, go to a road and call 911 for paramedics. When you get on the ship, enter the tower and eliminate the guards in the kitchen. You can use the entrance as cover and throw grenades inside to take out multiple enemies at once.
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Collect the health in the kitchen if you require it, and then make your way towards the stairs. There is another guard waiting at the top of the stairs, so approach them with caution. When you reach the top, find cover and throw some grenades down the corridor to eliminate the guards. There is ammo in the first room to your left, and armour in the second room to the right.
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Continue making your way towards the bridge, eliminating anyone who gets in your way. When you reach the control room, take cover at the entrance, and kill the guard inside. Operate the controls to open the cargo hold, and collect the armour behind you if necessary. After the cutscene, some of the guards will respawn, so use the bridge as a vantage point to kill any attackers below you.
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Note that the red blip on the radar represents Dimitri, it does not represent the entrance to the cargo hold (2). The entrance to the cargo hold is further along. Go down into the cargo hold, and use the crates as cover as you eliminate the guards. Approach Dimitri and watch the cutscene. Afterwards, Dimitri takes cover behind one of the crates, and more of his guards arrive to protect him.
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You don't need to kill Dimitri's guards at this point, but you can if you wish. All you have to do is kill Dimitri, so if you have a sniper rifle or RPG available, use them to kill Dimitri. A cutscene begins, and afterwards you are faced one-to-one with Dimitri. Use the pistol to perform an execution, and then get off of the ship. Niko calls Roman after the mission to tell him what happened, and although he is disappointed at losing out on the money, he respects your decision nevertheless.
PhonePhil calls after the mission to say that he understands why you made your decision. According to the Phil, the Pegorinos are "nothing no more," so he's getting out and doesn't want to talk to you again.
Mr. & Mrs. Bellic (Revenge)
After completing "A Dish Served Cold," Roman calls to remind you to be at the church by 10:00 AM. You need to look smart for the wedding, so get a suit from one of the safehouses, or purchase one at Perseus.
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Before the wedding, go and pick up Kate and then sound the horn to attract her attention. Meet Roman at the church on Liberty Lane in Suffolk (indicated by the yellow blip on the radar) and watch the cutscene which follows.
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During the cutscene, Roman and Mallorie get married at the church, and guests at the wedding include Little Jacob, Badman, Brucie and Bernie. While the couple are celebrating outside, Pegorino arrives and attempts to eliminate Niko, but he accidently kills Kate instead.
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After the cutscene, you wake up at the safehouse in Bohan, and you now need to start preparing for the final mission. It's time to get revenge on Pegorino.
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Out of Commission (Revenge)
PhoneAfter completing "Mr. & Mrs. Bellic," Jacob calls to say he has tracked some of Pegorino's goons, and is hoping they will lead him to Jimmy Pegorino.
Make sure you have full health, armour and plenty of weapons before starting the mission (plenty of grenades and an RPG would be useful). Meet Roman and Jacob at Koresh Square in Alderney City, and get inside Jacob's car.
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After the cutscene, Pegorino's goons are seen leaving the building. Follow the goons, but don't shoot them because you need them to lead you to Jimmy Pegorino. The chase initially heads South before switching North, and it eventually leads to an old casino on Beaverhead Avenue. The chase goes on for about three minutes in total.
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When you reach the casino, the car comes under heavy fire, and Jacob and Roman leave to work on an escape plan. Use the car as cover, and eliminate all of Pegorino's goons outside the casino. Focus on the ones on the roof of the casino first, and then take out the ones straight ahead. Use the RPG to blow up their cars (which they are using as cover) but be careful not to blow yourself up - stand well away from any cars etc.
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Once you've taken out most of the goons, proceed forward towards the old casino, and use the bags of consutrction material (or one of the burned out vehicles) as cover. From this position, eliminate any remaining attackers using grenades, rockets, and anything else you have available. When you are sure that no more attackers are present, go towards the entrance of the casino and take cover.
TXTJacob has worked out an escape plan, and tells you to "keep your eyes open."
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Launch some grenades into the casino, then move inside and eliminate the survivors. Some of the attackers are hard to get because they are using cover, and one option is to stand well away from the entrance, and fire some rockets using the RPG. Be sure to collect the health kit on the wall to your left as you go into the casino.
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Thankfully, there aren't as many goons inside the casino as there were outside. Once everyone is dead, make your way towards the doorway at the end of the room, and a cutscene begins. Pegorino attempts to escape via the roof, so chase him up the stairs (keep going left) and use the fire exit to get on to the roof. Kill the two goons on the roof and then slide down the ladders.
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Run forward and use the bags of construction material as cover. Eliminate Pegorino's goons, and keep moving forward using cover wherever possible. There is no time limit at this part, so you can take as long as you wish. When you reach the road at the end of the casino, more of Pegorino's goons arrive in a car. Try to eliminate them using the RPG before they can get out, otherwise just kill them individually.
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When you reach the jetty, Pegorino escapes in a speedboat. Get on the Sanchez, stick to the coastline and begin chasing Pegorino. You don't need to go at top speed, but don't go too slow either or Pegorino will get away. Eventually, a chopper arrives carrying Jacob and Roman, and you need to accelerate off the Jetty to get on to the chopper. Climb onto the chopper, stay close to Pegorino, and begin firing miniguns at his boat (don't descend the chopper too quickly or you'll end up in the water!).
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Eventually, Pegorino's boat catches fire. One of his goons fires a rocket towards the chopper, which then also catches fire. Pegorino's boat and the chopper come to a stop on Happiness Island. Begin chasing Pegorino, and kill any cops who get in your way - if you're low on health at this point then it's better to shoot them than ignore them. Follow Pegorino onto the grass below the statue and finish him off. Watch the final cutscene as Niko gets his revenge.
Oklahoma Sooners 2012 Recruiting Class
01. Daniel Brooks | ATH | 5-10 | 170
Calhoun HS | Port Lavaca, TX
Four-star recruit by 247sports.com
Three-star recruit by Scout.com
Three-star recruit by Rivals.com
Three-star recruit by ESPN.com
No. 20 athlete by 247sports.com
No. 41 athlete by Rivals.com
No. 62 wide receiver by Scout.com
No. 123 athlete by ESPN.com
No. 35 player in Texas by 247sports.com
No. 83 player in Texas by Rivals.com
No. 204 player in Texas by ESPN.com
No. 258 player in the Midlands by ESPN.com
Rushed for 1,305 yards and 11 TDs as a senior
Had 215 carries as a junior for 1,696 yards and 21 touchdowns
2011 Texas 3A state champion in the 100-meter dash with a time of 10.61
Finished third in the 110-meter hurdles (14.23) and sixth in the 300-meter hurdles (38.95)
Father played football at TCU and uncle played at Texas Tech before playing for the Chicago Bears
02. Ty Darlington | C | 6-3 | 275
Apopka HS | Apopka, FL
U.S. Army All-American
Four-star recruit by ESPN.com
Four-star recruit by Rivals.com
Four-star recruit by Scout.com
Four-star recruit by 247sports.com
No. 2 center by all four services
No. 27 player in Florida by ESPN.com
No. 29 player in Florida by Rivals.com
No. 48 player in Florida by 247sports.com
No. 67 player in the Southeast by ESPN.com
No. 163 player in the country by Rivals.com
No. 2 player in Central Fla. by Orlando Sentinel
No. 5 player in Sentinel's Florida Top 100
Two-time first team All-State
Two-time Orlando Sentinel Class 8A All-Central Florida
No. 43 in Super Southeast 120
Class Valedictorian for Apopka HS
Carried a 5.1 weighted GPA, scored a 33 on his ACT and a 2060 SAT
03. Kass Everett | CB | 5-11 | 195
Pierce College (CA) | Philadelphia, PA
Played in seven games for Pierce College
Recorded 25 tackles and three tackles for loss
Also had five PBUs and one fumble recovery
Earned first team SCFA honors
Played his high school football at Roman Catholic Cahillite in Philadelphia, Pa.
Rushed for over 1,500 yards as a senior
Eclipsed the 200-yard mark in four games
Also had 12 catches for 155 yards as a senior
04. Courtney Gardner | WR | 6-3 | 215
Sierra College (CA) | Reno, NV
Four-star recruit by Rivals.com
Four-star recruit by Scout.com
Four-star recruit by 247sports.com
No. 4 junior college recruit by 247sports.com
No. 12 junior college recruit by Rivals.com
Had 61 receptions for 1,099 yards and 13 touchdowns as a sophomore
Caught 22 passes for 403 yards and five touchdowns as a freshman
Played high school ball at Hug HS in Reno, Nev.
Won the 2009 and 2007 Nevada state championships in the long jump with a distance of 23 feet, 5.5 inches
05. Sam Grant | TE | 6-6 | 240
St. Edward HS | North Royalton, OH
Three-star recruit by ESPN.com
Three-star recruit by Rivals.com
Three-star recruit by Scout.com
Three-star recruit by 247sports.com
No. 18 tight end by ESPN.com
No. 25 player in Ohio by ESPN.com
No. 32 tight end by 247sports.com
No. 35 tight end by Rivals.com
No. 45 tight end by Scout.com
No. 43 player in Ohio by 247sports.com
No. 51 player in Ohio by Rivals.com
No. 53 player in the Midwest by ESPN.com
Had 16 receptions for 252 yards and three touchdowns as a junior
Also had 88 pancake blocks for a team that had three different players rush for over 950 yards
Helped lead team to 2010 Division I state title with a perfect 15-0 record
06. Brannon Green | TE | 6-4 | 260
Fort Scott CC (KS) | Altamont, KS
A highly-respected run blocker
All-Jayhawk Conference second team
Had 15 receptions for 213 yards in Fort Scott's eight games in 2011
Also caught a two-point conversion
Had seven reception for 68 yards and two touchdowns as a freshman at Fort Scott
Selected to play in the 2010 Kansas Shrine Bowl after graduation at Altamont HS
07. Laith Harlow | TE | 6-5 | 240
Godby HS | Tallahassee, FL
Three-star recruit by Scout.com
Three-star recruit by Rivals.com
Three-star recruit by 247sports.com
Three-star recruit by ESPN.com
No. 12 tight end by 247sports.com
No. 25 tight end by ESPN.com
No. 25 tight end by Rivals.com
No. 53 tight end by Scout.com
No. 49 player in Florida by 247sports.com
No. 93 player in Florida by ESPN.com
No. 64 player in Florida by Rivals.com
Had 31 pancake blocks as a junior
08. Trevor Knight | QB | 6-3 | 200
Reagan HS | San Antonio, TX
Four-star recruit by ESPN.com
Four-star recruit by 247sports.com
Four-star recruit by Rivals.com
Three-star recruit by Scout.com
No. 5 quarterback by Rivals.com
No. 8 quarterback by 247sports.com
No. 22 QB by Scout.com and ESPN.com
No. 26 player in Texas by Rivals.com
No. 40 player in Texas by 247sports.com
No. 52 player in Texas by ESPN.com
No. 67 player in the Midlands by ESPN.com
Threw for 27 touchdowns and 2,092 yards with just three interceptions as a senior
Also had 943 yards rushing with 15 TDs on the ground
Eclipsed the 1,000-yard rushing mark as a junior with 1,050 yards and 22 TDs to
go along with 1,629 passing yards and 11 TDs through the air
09. Will Latu | OT | 6-5 | 315
Coll. of Canyons (CA) | St. Petersburg, FL
Four-star recruit by Rivals.com
Four-star recruit by 247sports.com
Three star-recruit by Scout.com
No. 7 junior college recruit by Rivals.com
No. 23 junior college recruit by 247sports.com
Attended Gibbs HS in St. Petersburg, Fla., prior to his days at College of the Canyons
Did not play football until his senior year of high school when he was named all-county and All-Suncoast
Last name pronounced Luh-too
10. Kyle Marrs | OL | 6-6 | 317
Brandeis HS | San Antonio, TX
Four-star recruit by ESPN.com
Three-star recruit by Rivals.com
Three-star recruit by Scout.com
Three-star recruit by 247sports.com
No. 38 OT by ESPN.com and Scout.com
No. 51 player in Texas by ESPN.com
No. 56 offensive tackle by 247sports.com
No. 65 player in the Midlands by ESPN.com
No. 94 player in Texas by 247sports.com
Did not give up a sack while recording 53 knockdowns and grading out at 91% as a senior
2011 first team all-district
2011 SA Express-News First Team All-Area
11. John Michael McGee | OG | 6-4 | 275
Texas HS | Texarkana, TX
U.S. Army All-American
Four-star recruit by ESPN.com
Four-star recruit by 247sports.com
Four-star recruit by Scout.com
Four-star recruit by Rivals.com
No. 6 offensive guard by Rivals.com
No. 9 offensive guard by Scout.com
No. 12 offensive guard by ESPN.com
No. 19 offensive guard by 247sports.com
No. 20 player in Texas by Rivals.com
No. 37 player in Texas by ESPN.com
No. 50 player in Texas by 247sports.com
No. 49 player in the Midlands by ESPN.com
12. Taylor McNamara | TE | 6-5 | 235
Westview HS | San Diego, CA
U.S. Army All-American
Four-star recruit by ESPN.com
Four-star recruit by 247sports.com
Four-star recruit by Rivals.com
Three-star recruit by Scout.com
No. 5 tight end by 247sports.com
No. 7 tight end by Rivals.com
No. 9 tight end by ESPN.com
No. 19 tight end by Scout.com
No. 22 player in California by 247sports.com
No. 26 player in California by Rivals.com
No. 32 player in California by ESPN.com
Had 33 receptions for 526 yards and seven touchdowns as a senior
Also had 27 carries for 113 rushing yards and a score
13. Trey Metoyer | WR | 6-2 | 198
Hargrave Academy (VA) | Whitehouse, TX
Five-star recruit by Rivals.com and Scout.com
Four-star recruit by ESPN.com
No. 2 wide receiver in 2011 by Rivals.com
No. 2 player in Texas by Rivals.com
No. 7 player in Texas by ESPN.com
No. 7 regional recruit by ESPN.com
No. 8 wide receiver by ESPN.com
No. 12 prospect by Rivals.com
No. 51 recruit by ESPN.com
Caught 108 passes for 1,540 yards and 23 touchdowns as a senior at Whitehouse HS
Had at least 15 TDs in three straight years
Last name pronounced Muh-toyer
14. Durron Neal | WR | 6-1 | 195
De Smet Jesuit HS | St. Louis, MO
U.S. Army All-American
Four-star recruit by ESPN.com
Four-star recruit by Rivals.com
Four-star recruit by 247sports.com
Four-star recruit by Scout.com
No. 3 player in Missouri by ESPN and Rivals
No. 4 player in Missouri by 247sports.com
No. 9 wide receiver by Rivals.com
No. 10 wide receiver by ESPN.com
No. 12 player in the Midlands by ESPN.com
No. 18 wide receiver by Scout.com
No. 20 wide receiver by 247sports.com
Caught 35 passes for 825 yards and 15 TDs and rushed for 716 yards on 78 carries
for 11 touchdowns as a senior at De Smet Jesuit HS
15. Chaz Nelson | DE | 6-3 | 240
Garden City CC (KS) | Columbus, OH
First-team NJCAA All-American
Named the 2011 Jayhawk Conference Defensive Player of the Year
Had 96 tackles, 15.5 tackles for loss, 9.5 sacks, four forced fumble, broke up four passes
and returned an interception for a TD
Hit double digits in tackles in six games in 2011
Played his high school football at Beechcroft High School in Columbus, Ohio
16. Mike Onuoha | DE | 6-7 | 230
Santa Fe HS | Edmond, OK
Four-star recruit by 247sports.com
Three-star recruit by ESPN.com
Three-star recruit by Rivals.com
Three-star recruit by Scout.com
No. 4 player in Oklahoma by Rivals.com
No. 5 player in Oklahoma by 247sports.com
No. 7 player in Oklahoma by ESPN.com
No. 20 defensive end by 247sports.com
No. 34 weakside DE by Rivals.com
No. 68 defensive end by ESPN.com
No.75 defensive end by Scout.com
Had 87 tackles as a senior along with 18 tackles for loss and 13 sacks
Last name pronounced uh-NO-ha
17. Alex Ross | RB | 6-1 | 205
Jenks HS | Jenks, OK
Under Armour All-American
Four-star recruit by ESPN.com
Four-star recruit by Rivals.com
Four-star recruit by 247sports.com
Four-star recruit by Scout.com
No. 3 running back 247sports.com
No. 7 running back by ESPN.com
No. 12 running back by Rivals.com
No.14 running back by Scout.com
No 1 player in Oklahoma by 247sports.com
No. 2 player in Oklahoma by ESPN.com
No. 3 player in Oklahoma by Rivals.com
No. 13 player in the Midlands by ESPN.com
Carried the ball 82 times for 676 yards and 11 touchdowns as a senior at Jenks HS
Returned three kickoffs for touchdowns as a junior
2011 Oklahoma 6A state champion in the 200-meter dash with a time of 21.97
Also finished third in the 100-meter dash with a time of 10.81
18. Zack Sanchez | CB | 6-0 | 172
Central HS | Keller, TX
Three star-recruit by ESPN.com
Three star-recruit by Rivals.com
Three star-recruit by 247sports.com
Three star-recruit by Scout.com
No. 27 cornerback by 247sports.com
No. 37 athlete by Rivals.com
No. 56 safety by Scout.com
No. 64 cornerback by ESPN.com
No. 62 player in Texas by 247sports.com
No. 78 player in Texas by Rivals.com
No. 172 player in Texas by ESPN.com
Intercepted nine passes on defense as a senior
Also had 45 receptions for 994 yards and 13 touchdowns on offense
Named AP First Team All-State
19. Sterling Shepard | WR | 5-11 | 185
Heritage Hall HS | Oklahoma City, OK
Under Armour All-American
Four-star recruit by ESPN.com
Four-star recruit by Rivals.com
Four-star recruit by 247sports.com
Four-star recruit by Scout.com
No. 9 wide receiver by ESPN.com
No. 13 wide receiver by 247sports.com
No. 20 wide receiver by Rivals.com
No. 27 wide receiver by Scout.com
No. 1 player in Oklahoma by ESPN and Rivals
No. 2 player in Oklahoma by 247sports.com
No. 11 player in the Midlands by ESPN.com
Carried the ball 28 times for 303 yards and eight touchdowns as a senior
Also caught 73 passes for 1,243 yards and 17 touchdowns
Rushed for 1,115 yards, caught 133 passes for 2,335 yards and 38 touchdowns
Accumulated 5,148 all-purpose yeards during his high school career
Under Armour Skills Champion
20. Gary Simon | CB | 6-1 | 180
Gibbs HS | St. Petersburg, Fla.
Four-star recruit by 247sports.com
Three-star recruit by ESPN.com
Three-star recruit by Rivals.com
Three-star recruit by Scout.com
No. 20 cornerback by 247sports.com
No. 46 cornerback by Rivals.com
No. 55 athlete by ESPN.com
No. 60 cornerback by Scout.com
No. 41 player in Florida by 247sports.com
No. 80 player in Florida by Rivals.com
No. 87 player in Florida by ESPN.com
Had seven interceptions and more than 300 yards receiving as a senior
Named the Florida Athletic Coaches Association District 14 MVP
Named All-Pinellas County and All-Suncoast as a senior
21. David Smith | RB | 6-1 | 197
Bremen HS | Midlothian, IL
Three star-recruit by ESPN.com
Three star-recruit by Rivals.com
Three star-recruit by 247sports.com
Three star-recruit by Scout.com
No. 15 player in Illinois by Rivals and 247sports
No. 36 running back by 247sports.com
No. 38 running back by Rivals.com
No. 39 running back by Scout.com
No. 30 player in Illinois by ESPN.com
No. 166 player in the Midwest by ESPN.com
Rushed for 595 yards on 111 carries for seven touchdowns and caught 11 passes
for 210 yards and two touchdowns as a senior at Bremen HS
First-team all-conference and all-area as a senior
22. Eric Striker | LB | 6-1 | 195
Armwood HS | Seffner, FL
Four-star recruit by Rivals.com
Four-star recruit by 247sports.com
Three star recruit by ESPN.com
Three star recruit by Scout.com
No. 16 safety by 247sports.com
No. 18 outside linebacker by Rivals.com
No. 38 player in Florida by Rivals.com
No. 42 player in Florida by 247sports.com
No. 61 safety by ESPN.com
No. 61 outside linebacker by Scout.com
No. 162 player in Florida by ESPN.com
Recorded 109 tackles, 11 sacks and 18 tackles for loss as a senior
Set a school record at Armwood HS for careers sacks with 42
First team Sports Illustrated All-American
Had 125 tackles including 16 sacks as a junior
23. Charles Tapper | DE | 6-4 | 265
City College HS | Baltimore, MD
Four-star recruit by 247sports.com
Three-star recruit by ESPN.com
Three-star recruit by Rivals.com
Three-star recruit by Scout.com
No. 10 defensive end by 247sports.com
No. 4 player in Maryland by 247sports.com
No. 11 Maryland recruit by Rivals.com
No. 13 player in Maryland by ESPN.com
No. 26 strong side DE by Rivals.com
No. 35 defensive end by Scouts.com
No. 74 defensive end by ESPN.com
Had 100 tackles and five sacks as a senior
Also caught 10 passes for 200 yards and five touchdowns as a tight end
Began playing football his junior year of high school
Also a standout basketball player for Nike Baltimore Elite
24. Jordan Wade | DT | 6-4 | 290
Stony Point HS | Round Rock, TX
Four-star recruit by ESPN
Four-star recruit by Scout.com
Four-star recruit by Rivals.com
Ranked in the ESPNU Top 150
No. 8 defensive tackle by ESPN.com
No. 15 defensive tackle by Rivals.com
No. 21 defensive tackle by Scout.com
No. 49 player in Texas by Scout.com
Recorded 40 tackles and five sacks in 2010
Recorded 77 tackles, 14 sacks, two forced fumbles, one fumble recovery and six pass breakups in 2009
Recorded 48 tackles, one forced fumble and one pass breakup in 2008
25. Damien Williams | RB | 6-1 | 215
Arizona Western College | San Diego, CA
Three-star recruit by Rivals.com
Three-star recruit by Scout.com
2011 First Team NJCAA All-American
Named the WSFL Offensive Player of the Year, ACCAC Co-Offensive Player of the Year and earned first-team honors on both the All-WSFL & All-ACCAC postseason teams
Rushed for 1,931 yards on 259 carries as a sophomore
Had 26 rushing touchdowns and 30 overall scores with two receiving TDs, a kickoff return for a score and one passing touchdown
Also had 20 receptions for 317 yards and 15 kick returns for 365 yards
Had over 100 yards rushing in all but one game in 2011 and went over the 200-yard mark twice
Had 95 carries for 723 yards and 10 touchdowns as a freshman to go along with seven receptions for 183 yards and two touchdowns
Played high school football at Mira Mesa High School in San Diego, Calif.
Had 2,287 yards rushing and 24 touchdowns as a senior in high school in 2009
26. Derrick Woods | WR | 6-1 | 185
Inglewood HS | Inglewood, CA
U.S. Army All-American
Four-star recruit by ESPN.com
Four-star recruit by Rivals.com
Four-star recruit by 247sports.com
Four-star recruit by Scout.com
No. 15 player in California by ESPN.com
No. 15 safety by Scouts.com
No. 16 player in California by Rivals.com
No. 19 wide receiver by ESPN.com
No. 21 regional recruit by ESPN.com
No. 31 wide receiver by Rivals.com
No. 36 wide receiver by 247sports.com
No. 36 player in California by 247sports.com
I just came in here to have some whiskey and beer
And say howdy to you all
You all know me, it's Hank Williams, Jr, you see
Hat and shades, beard and all
Now I have heard, mmm hmm, I've gotten the word
About all these stupid ass imposters runnin around
Let me tell you somethin now they ain't real
They got no scars, they got no feel
Why they don't know nothin about whiskey bent and hellbound
Now I'm looking for a lover and I'm looking for some fun
My name is Bocephus
I'm a son of a gun
Some of us are born with it, some of us don't ever, ever get it
Thank God I'm a guitar man, and it's true I love the money
And it's true I love all the honeys
But the thing I really love is to get down with the band
Not everybody loves me
But those that do will fight
Right to the end they're guitar friends
From legendary Saturday Nights
I learned something from Lynyrd Skynyrd
From my Daddy and Ernest Tubb too
I do country rock, I do blues
Now I'm looking for a lover
And I'm going to have some fun
Oh, my name is Bocephus
And I'm a son of a gun
Some of us are born with it
Some of em don't ever, ever get it
Thank God I'm a guitar man
Oh, it's true I love the money
And I really, really love the honeys
But the thing I really love is to get down with the band
Series I'd Like To See
1. Big Love
2. OZ
3. Walker, Texas Ranger
Series' To Buy On DVD
01. Boston Legal
02. Buffy The Vampire Slayer
03. Californication
04. Law & Order
05. Nip/Tuck
06. Rome
07. Six Feet Under
08. The L Word
09. The Rockford Files
10. The Sopranos
11. The Tudors
12. True Blood
13. Voltron
Series' To Buy on DVD(?)
1. Law & Order: SVU
Chopping Block
01. Nash Bridges
02. NYPD Blue
03. Secret Diary of A Call Girl
vs. Air Force (2-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/01/01 Air Force W, 44-3 Colorado Springs, CO
09/18/10 Air Force W, 27-24 Norman
vs. Alabama (2-1-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
01/01/63 Alabama L, 17-0 Miami, FL (Orange Bowl)
12/31/70 Alabama T, 24-24 Houston, TX (Bluebonnet Bowl)
09/07/02 Alabama W, 37-27 Norman
09/06/03 Alabama W, 20-13 Tuscaloosa, AL
vs. Alabama-Birmingham (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/02/06 Alabama-Birmingham W, 24-17 Norman
vs. Arizona (1-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/17/88 Arizona W, 28-10 Norman
09/16/89 Arizona L, 6-3 Tucson, AZ
vs. Arizona State (0-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
01/01/83 Arizona State L, 33-21 Tempe, AZ (Fiesta Bowl)
vs. Arkansas (10-4-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/24/99 Arkansas W, 11-5 Shawnee, OK
10/22/02 Arkansas W, 28-0 Norman
11/25/03 Arkansas L, 12-0 Norman
10/30/08 Arkansas W, 27-5 Norman
10/20/09 Arkansas L, 21-6 Fayetteville, AR
11/20/14 Arkansas W, 35-7 Fayetteville, AR
11/13/15 Arkansas W, 24-0 Norman
11/25/16 Arkansas W, 14-13 Fayetteville, AR
11/17/17 Arkansas T, 0-0 Norman
11/16/18 Arkansas W, 103-0 Fayetteville, AR
11/15/19 Arkansas L, 6-7 Norman
10/09/26 Arkansas W, 13-6 Norman
01/01/78 Arkansas L, 6-31 Miami, FL (Orange Bowl)
01/01/87 Arkansas W, 42-8 Miami, FL (Orange Bowl)
01/01/02 Arkansas W, 10-3 Dallas, TX (Cotton Bowl)
vs. Arkansas City (1-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/17/98 Arkansas City W, 5-0 Arkansas City, KS
11/02/99 Arkansas City L, 17–11 Norman
vs. Arkansas City Town (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/20/00 Arkansas City Town W, 10-0 Arkansas City, Kan.
vs. Arkansas State (2-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/12/92 Arkansas State W, 61-0 Norman
09/09/00 Arkansas State W, 45-7 Norman
vs. Army (2-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/28/46 Army L, 21-7 West Point, N.Y.
11/14/59 Army W, 28-20 Norman
11/18/61 Army W, 14–8 New York, N.Y.
vs. Auburn (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
01/01/72 Auburn W, 40–22 New Orleans, La. (Sugar Bowl)
vs. Ball State (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/01/11 Ball State W, 62-6 Norman
vs. Baylor (20-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/26/01 Baylor W, 17–0 Norman
09/15/73 Baylor W, 42–14 Waco, TX
09/14/74 Baylor W, 28–11 Norman
09/22/84 Baylor W, 34–15 Norman
09/09/89 Baylor W, 33–7 Norman
10/19/96 Baylor W, 28–24 Waco, TX
11/14/98 Baylor W, 28–16 Waco, TX
10/18/97 Baylor W, 24-23 Norman
09/18/99 Baylor W, 41–10 Norman
11/04/00 Baylor W, 56–7 Waco, TX
10/20/01 Baylor W, 33–17 Norman
11/16/02 Baylor W, 49–9 Waco, TX
11/15/03 Baylor W, 41–3 Norman
11/20/04 Baylor W, 35–0 Waco, TX
10/22/05 Baylor W, 37-30 (2OT) Norman
11/18/06 Baylor W, 36–10 Waco, TX
11/10/07 Baylor W, 52–21 Norman
10/04/08 Baylor W, 49-17 Waco, Texas
10/10/09 Baylor W, 33–7 Norman
11/20/10 Baylor W, 53–24 Waco, Texas
11/19/11 Baylor L, 45–38 Waco, Texas
vs. Bethany (Kan.) (1-2)
Date Opponent Result Location
12/03/03 Bethany (Kan.) L, 12-10 Oklahoma City, Okla.
11/25/04 Bethany (Kan.) L, 36-9 Norman
11/24/05 Bethany (Kan.) W, 29-0 Norman
vs. Boise State (0-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
01/01/07 Boise State L, 43-42 (OT) Glendale, Ariz. (Fiesta Bowl)
vs. Boston College (2-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/23/49 Boston College W, 46-0 Boston, Mass.
09/30/50 Boston College W, 28-0 Norman
vs. Bowling Green (1-2)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/04/04 Bowling Green W, 40-24 Norman
vs. Brigham Young (0-2)
Date Opponent Result Location
12/29/94 Brigham Young L, 31-6 Tucson, Ariz. (Copper Bowl)
09/05/09 Brigham Young L, 14-13 Arlington, Texas
vs. California (2-2)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/13/54 California W, 27-13 Berkeley, Calif.
09/18/76 California W, 28-17 Norman
09/20/97 California L, 40-36 Berkeley, Calif.
09/19/98 California L, 13-12 Norman
vs. Camp Doniphan (0-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
12/15/17 Camp Doniphan L, 21-7 Oklahoma City, Okla.
vs. Centenary (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/06/34 Centenary W, 7-0 Norman
vs. Central Oklahoma (17-1-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/09/05 Central Oklahoma W, 28-0 Edmond, Okla.
11/19/05 Central Oklahoma W , 58-0 Norman
10/06/06 Central Oklahoma W , 12-0 Norman
11/09/06 Central Oklahoma W , 17-0 Edmond, Okla.
09/25/08 Central Oklahoma W , 51-5 Edmond, Okla.
09/23/09 Central Oklahoma W , 55-0 Norman
10/17/10 Central Oklahoma W , 79-0 Edmond, Okla.
10/11/12 Central Oklahoma W , 87-0 Norman
10/04/13 Central Oklahoma W , 83-0 Edmond, Okla.
09/26/14 Central Oklahoma W , 67-0 Norman
09/23/16 Central Oklahoma W, 27-0 Norman
10/26/18 Central Oklahoma W, 44-0 Norman
09/22/17 Central Oklahoma W, 99-0 Edmond, Okla.
09/27/19 Central Oklahoma W, 40-0 Edmond, Okla.
10/09/20 Central Oklahoma W, 16-7 Norman
10/08/21 Central Oklahoma W, 21-0 Edmond, Okla.
10/14/22 Central Oklahoma W , 21-0 Norman
10/04/24 Central Oklahoma L, 2-0 Norman
10/29/27 Central Oklahoma T, 14-14 Edmond, Okla.
vs. Chattanooga (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
08/30/08 Chattanooga W, 57-2 Norman
vs. Chicago (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/08/27 Chicago W, 13-7 Chicago, Ill.
vs. Chilocco Indian (3-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/17/00 Chilocco Indian W, 27-0 Norman
10/03/03 Chilocco Indian W, 38-5 Norman
10/11/0 Chilocco Indian W, 43-0 Norman
vs. Cincinnati (2-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/06/08 Cincinnati W, 52-26 Norman
09/25/10 Cincinnati W, 31-29 Cincinnati, Ohio
vs. Clemson (2-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/21/63 Clemson W, 31-14 Norman
09/30/72 Clemson W, 52-3 Norman
01/02/89 Clemson L, 13-6 Orlando, Fla. (Citrus Bowl)
vs. Colorado (40-17-2)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/28/12 Colorado L, 14-12 Denver, Colo.
11/27/13 Colorado W, 14-3 Oklahoma City, Okla.
09/28/35 Colorado W, 3-0 Norman
10/03/36 Colorado W, 8-0 Boulder, Colo.
11/04/50 Colorado W, 27-18 Boulder, Colo.
10/27/51 Colorado W, 55-14 Norman
09/27/52 Colorado T, 21-21 Boulder, Colo.
10/24/53 Colorado W, 27-20 Norman
10/30/54 Colorado W, 13-6 Boulder, Colo.
10/22/55 Colorado W, 56-21 Norman
11/03/56 Colorado W, 27-19 Boulder, Colo.
10/26/57 Colorado W, 14-13 Norman
11/01/58 Colorado W, 23-7 Boulder, Colo.
10/03/59 Colorado W, 42-12 Norman, Okla.
10/29/60 Colorado L, 7-0 Boulder, Colo.
10/28/61 Colorado L, 22-14 Norman
11/03/62 Colorado W, 62-0 Boulder, Colo.
11/02/63 Colorado W, 35-0 Norman
10/31/64 Colorado W, 14-11 Boulder, Colo.
10/30/65 Colorado L, 13-0 Norman
10/29/66 Colorado L, 24-21 Boulder, Colo.
11/04/67 Colorado W, 23-0 Norman
10/26/68 Colorado L, 41-27 Boulder, Colo.
10/18/69 Colorado W, 42-30 Norman
10/17/70 Colorado W, 23-15 Boulder, Colo.
10/16/71 Colorado W, 45-17 Norman
10/21/72 Colorado L, 20-14 Boulder, Colo.
10/20/73 Colorado W, 34-7 Norman
10/19/74 Colorado W, 49-14 Boulder, Colo.
10/04/75 Colorado W, 21-20 Norman
10/30/76 Colorado L, 42-31 Boulder, Colo.
11/12/77 Colorado W, 52-14 Norman
11/04/78 Colorado W, 28-7 Boulder, Colo.
10/06/79 Colorado W, 49-24 Norman
10/04/80 Colorado W, 82-42 Boulder, Colo.
10/31/81 Colorado W, 49-0 Norman
10/30/82 Colorado W, 45-10 Boulder, Colo.
11/12/83 Colorado W, 41-28 Norman
11/10/84 Colorado W, 42-17 Boulder, Colo.
11/16/85 Colorado W, 31-0 Norman
11/15/86 Colorado W, 28-0 Boulder, Colo.
10/24/87 Colorado W, 24-6 Norman
10/22/88 Colorado W, 17-14 Boulder, Colo.
10/28/89 Colorado L, 20-3 Norman
Colorado (cont.)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/27/90 Colorado L, 32-23 Boulder, Colo.
10/19/91 Colorado L, 34-17 Norman
10/17/92 Colorado T, 24-24 Boulder, Colo.
10/16/93 Colorado L, 27-10 Norman
10/15/94 Colorado L, 45-7 Boulder, Colo.
09/30/95 Colorado L, 38-17 Norman
10/03/98 Colorado L, 27-25 Norman
10/30/99 Colorado L, 38-24 Boulder, Colo.
11/02/02 Colorado W, 27-11 Norman
12/07/02 Colorado W, 29-7 Houston, Texas (Big 12 Championship)
10/21/06 Colorado W, 24-3 Norman
09/29/07 Colorado L, 27-24 Boulder, Colo.
10/30/10 Colorado W, 43-10 Norman
vs. Connecticut (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
01/01/11 Connecticut W, 48-20 Glendale, Ariz. (Fiesta Bowl)
vs. Creighton (2-0-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/15/27 Creighton T, 13-13 Norman
10/13/28 Creighton W, 7-0 Norman
10/12/29 Creighton W, 26-0 Omaha, Neb.
vs. Dallas Athletic Club (0-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/15/02 Dallas Athletic Club L, 11-6 Dallas, Texas
vs. Detroit (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
9/27/47 Detroit W, 24-20 Detroit, Mich.
vs. Drake (3-2)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/25/20 Drake W, 44-7 Norman
11/29/23 Drake L, 26-20 Norman
10/25/24 Drake L, 28-0 Des Moines, Iowa
10/17/25 Drake W, 7-0 Norman
10/16/26 Drake W, 11-0 Des Moines, Iowa
vs. Duke (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
01/01/58 Duke W, 48-21 Miami, Fla. (Orange Bowl)
vs. East Central Oklahoma (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/09/14 East Central Oklahoma W, 96-6 Norman
vs. Emporia State (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/19/02 Emporia State W, 6-5 Norman
vs. Emporia State (Kan.) (0-0-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/06/03 Emporia State (Kan.) T, 6-6 Norman
vs. Epworth (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/25/07 Epworth W, 29-0 Norman
vs. Epworth (Okla.) (2-0-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/05/08 Epworth (Okla.) W, 24-0 Norman
11/29/09 Epworth (Okla.) W, 12-11 Oklahoma City, Okla.
12/02/10 Epworth (Okla.) T, 3-3 Norman
vs. Florida (0-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
01/08/09 Florida L, 24-14 Miami, Fla. (BCS Championship)
vs. Florida State (6-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
01/02/65 Florida State L, 36-19 Jacksonville, Fla. (Gator Bowl)
09/25/76 Florida State W, 24-9 Norman
01/01/80 Florida State W, 24-7 Miami, Fla. (Orange Bowl)
01/01/81 Florida State W, 18-17 Miami, Fla. (Orange Bowl)
01/03/01 Florida State W, 13-2 Miami, Fla. (Orange Bowl)
09/11/10 Florida State W, 47-17 Norman
09/17/11 Florida State W, 23-13 Tallahassee, Fla.
vs. Fort Reno (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/24/00 Fort Reno W, 79-0 Norman
vs. Fort Worth (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/28/98 Fort Worth W, 24-0 Norman
vs. Fresno State (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/13/03 Fresno State W, 52-28 Norman
vs. George Washington (0-1-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/24/32 George Washington T, 7-7 Washington D.C.
12/01/34 George Washington L, 3-0 Washington D.C.
vs. Guthrie Town (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/01/02 Guthrie Town W, 62-0 Norman
vs. Haskell Indian (2-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/13/05 Haskell Indian W, 18-12 Norman
11/26/14 Haskell Indian W, 33-12 Norman
vs. Hawaii (2-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
12/26/31 Hawaii W, 7-0 Honolulu, Hawaii
12/03/83 Hawaii W, 21-17 Honolulu, Hawaii
vs. Hondo Army Air Field (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/22/45 Hondo Army Air Field W, 21-6 Hondo, Texas
vs. Honolulu (0-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
12/19/31 Honolulu L, 39-20 Honolulu, Hawaii
vs. Houston (2-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
12/26/81 Houston W, 40-14 El Paso, Texas (Sun Bowl)
09/11/04 Houston W, 63-13 Norman
vs. Idaho State (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/12/09 Idaho State W, 64-0 Norman
vs. Illinois (0-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/13/17 Illinois L, 44-0 Champaign, Ill.
vs. Indiana (0-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/06/28 Indiana L, 10-7 Bloomington, Ind.
vs. Indiana State (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/11/99 Indiana State W, 49-0 Norman
vs. Iowa (2-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/15/79 Iowa W, 21-6 Norman
12/30/11 Iowa W, 31-14 Tempe, Ariz. (Insight Bowl)
vs. Iowa State (69-5-2)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/03/28 Iowa State L, 13-0 Ames, Iowa
11/02/29 Iowa State W, 21-7 Norman
11/01/30 Iowa State W, 19-13 Ames, Iowa
10/31/31 Iowa State L, 13-12 Norman
11/12/32 Iowa State W, 19-12 Ames, Iowa
10/21/33 Iowa State W, 19-7 Norman
11/10/34 Iowa State W, 12-0 Norman
10/19/35 Iowa State W, 16-0 Norman
10/31/36 Iowa State T, 7-7 Ames, Iowa
11/06/37 Iowa State W, 33-7 Norman
11/19/38 Iowa State W, 10-0 Ames, Iowa
11/04/39 Iowa State W, 38-6 Norman
10/26/40 Iowa State W, 20-7 Ames, Iowa
11/08/41 Iowa State W, 55-0 Norman
10/31/42 Iowa State W, 14-7 Ames, Iowa
10/30/43 Iowa State W, 21-7 Norman
11/04/44 Iowa State W, 12-7 Ames, Iowa
11/10/45 Iowa State W, 14- 7 Norman
10/26/46 Iowa State W, 63-0 Ames, Iowa
11/01/47 Iowa State W, 27-9 Norman
10/30/48 Iowa State W, 33-6 Ames, Iowa
Iowa State (cont.)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/29/49 Iowa State W, 34-7 Norman
10/28/50 Iowa State W, 20-7 Ames, Iowa
11/17/51 Iowa State W, 35-6 Norman
11/01/52 Iowa State W, 41-0 Ames, Iowa
11/14/53 Iowa State W, 47-0 Norman
11/06/54 Iowa State W, 40-0 Ames, Iowa
11/12/55 Iowa State W, 52-0 Norman
11/10/56 Iowa State W, 44-0 Ames, Iowa
10/05/57 Iowa State W, 40-14 Norman
11/08/58 Iowa State W, 20-0 Ames, Iowa
11/21/59 Iowa State W, 35-12 Norman
11/05/60 Iowa State L, 10-6 Ames, Iowa
10/07/61 Iowa State L, 21-15 Norman
11/10/62 Iowa State W, 41-0 Ames, Iowa
11/09/63 Iowa State W, 24-14 Norman
11/07/64 Iowa State W, 30-0 Norman
11/06/65 Iowa State W, 24-20 Norman
09/24/66 Iowa State W, 33-11 Ames, Iowa
11/11/67 Iowa State W, 52-14 Ames, Iowa
10/19/68 Iowa State W, 42-7 Norman
11/01/69 Iowa State W, 37-14 Norman
10/31/70 Iowa State W, 29-28 Ames, Iowa
10/30/71 Iowa State W, 43-12 Norman
11/04/72 Iowa State W, 20-6 Ames, Iowa
11/03/73 Iowa State W, 34-17 Norman
11/02/74 Iowa State W, 28-10 Ames, Iowa
10/25/75 Iowa State W, 39-7 Norman
10/02/76 Iowa State W, 24-10 Ames, Iowa
10/22/77 Iowa State W, 35-16 Norman
10/21/78 Iowa State W, 34-6 Ames, Iowa
10/27/79 Iowa State W, 38-9 Norman
10/25/80 Iowa State W, 42-7 Ames, Iowa
10/03/81 Iowa State T, 7-7 Norman,
10/02/82 Iowa State W, 13-3 Ames, Iowa
10/22/83 Iowa State W, 49-11 Norman
10/20/84 Iowa State W, 12-10 Ames, Iowa
10/26/85 Iowa State W, 59-14 Norman
10/25/86 Iowa State W, 38-0 Ames, Iowa
10/03/87 Iowa State W, 56-3 Ames, Iowa
10/01/88 Iowa State W, 35-7 Norman
10/21/89 Iowa State W, 43-40 Ames, Iowa
10/20/90 Iowa State L, 33-31 Norman
10/05/91 Iowa State W, 29-8 Ames, Iowa
10/03/92 Iowa State W, 17-3 Norman
10/02/93 Iowa State W, 24-7 Ames, Iowa
10/01/94 Iowa State W, 34-6 Norman
10/07/95 Iowa State W, 39-26 Ames, Iowa
10/31/98 Iowa State W, 17-14 Norman
11/13/99 Iowa State W, 31-10 Ames, Iowa
10/19/02 Iowa State W, 49-3 Norman
10/04/03 Iowa State W, 53-7 Ames, Iowa
10/14/06 Iowa State W, 34-9 Norman
10/20/07 Iowa State W, 17-7 Ames, Iowa
10/16/10 Iowa State W, 52-0 Norman
11/26/11 Iowa State W, 26-6 Norman
vs. Kansas (69-27-6)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/13/03 Kansas L, 17-5 Lawrence, Kan.
10/24/04 Kansas L, 16-0 Norman
10/16/05 Kansas L, 34-0 Lawrence, Kan.
10/26/06 Kansas L, 20-4 Lawrence, Kan.
10/19/07 Kansas L, 15-0 Norman
10/17/08 Kansas L, 11-0 Lawrence, Kan.
10/09/09 Kansas L, 11-0 Lawrence, Kan.
11/12/10 Kansas L, 2-0 Norman
11/11/11 Kansas W, 3-0 Lawrence, Kan.
11/02/12 Kansas W, 6-5 Lawrence, Kan.
10/31/13 Kansas W, 21-7 Norman
10/31/14 Kansas T, 16-16 Lawrence, Kan.
10/30/15 Kansas W, 23-14 Norman
11/04/16 Kansas L, 21-13 Lawrence, Kan.
11/10/17 Kansas L, 13-6 Norman
11/09/18 Kansas W, 33-0 Lawrence, Kan.
11/08/19 Kansas T, 0-0 Lawrence, Kan.
11/06/20 Kansas W, 21-9 Norman
11/05/21 Kansas W, 24-7 Norman
11/04/22 Kansas L, 19-3 Lawrence, Kan.
11/03/23 Kansas L, 7-3 Norman
11/15/24 Kansas L, 20-0 Lawrence, Kan.
11/07/25 Kansas T, 0-0 Norman
11/13/26 Kansas L, 10-9 Lawrence, Kan.
11/12/27 Kansas W, 26-7 Norman
11/17/28 Kansas W, 7-0 Lawrence, Kan.
11/09/29 Kansas L, 7-0 Norman
11/15/30 Kansas L, 13-0 Lawrence, Kan.
11/07/31 Kansas W, 10-0 Norman
10/08/32 Kansas W, 21-6 Lawrence, Kan.
11/04/33 Kansas W, 20-0 Norman
10/27/34 Kansas T, 7-7 Lawrence, Kan.
11/02/35 Kansas L, 7-0 Norman
10/17/36 Kansas W, 14-0 Lawrence, Kan.
10/23/37 Kansas L, 6-3 Norman
10/15/38 Kansas W, 19-0 Lawrence, Kan.
10/21/39 Kansas W, 27-7 Norman
11/09/40 Kansas W, 13-0 Lawrence, Kan.
11/01/41 Kansas W, 38-0 Norman
10/17/42 Kansas W, 25-0 Lawrence, Kan.
11/06/43 Kansas W, 26-13 Norman
11/18/44 Kansas W, 20-0 Lawrence, Kan.
10/20/45 Kansas W, 39-7 Norman
11/09/46 Kansas L, 16-13 Lawrence, Kan.
10/18/47 Kansas T, 13-13 Norman
11/20/48 Kansas W, 60-7 Lawrence, Kan.
10/15/49 Kansas W, 48-26 Norman
11/11/50 Kansas W, 33-14 Lawrence, Kan.
10/20/51 Kansas W, 33-21 Norman
10/18/52 Kansas W, 42-20 Lawrence, Kan.
10/17/53 Kansas W, 45-0 Norman
10/16/54 Kansas W, 65-0 Lawrence, Kan.
10/15/55 Kansas W, 44-6 Norman
10/20/56 Kansas W, 34-12 Lawrence, Kan.
10/19/57 Kansas W, 47-0 Norman
Kansas (cont.)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/18/58 Kansas W, 43-0 Lawrence, Kan.
10/24/59 Kansas W, 7-6 Norman
10/15/60 Kansas T, 13-13 Lawrence, Kan.
10/21/61 Kansas L, 10-0 Norman
10/20/62 Kansas W, 13-7 Lawrence, Kan.
10/19/63 Kansas W, 21-18 Norman
10/17/64 Kansas L, 15-14 Lawrence, Kan.
10/16/65 Kansas W, 21-7 Norman
10/15/66 Kansas W, 35-0 Lawrence, Kan.
11/18/67 Kansas W, 14-10 Norman
11/09/68 Kansas W, 27-23 Lawrence, Kan.
11/15/69 Kansas W, 31-15 Norman
11/14/70 Kansas W, 28-24 Lawrence, Kan.
11/13/71 Kansas W, 56-10 Norman
11/18/72 Kansas W, 31-7 Lawrence, Kan.
11/17/73 Kansas W, 48-20 Norman
11/16/74 Kansas W, 45-14 Lawrence, Kan.
11/08/75 Kansas L, 23-3 Norman
10/16/76 Kansas W, 28-10 Lawrence, Kan.
10/01/77 Kansas W, 24-9 Norman
10/14/78 Kansas W, 17-16 Lawrence, Kan.
11/10/79 Kansas W, 38-0 Norman
11/08/80 Kansas W, 21-19 Lawrence, Kan.
10/17/81 Kansas W, 45-7 Norman
10/16/82 Kansas W, 38-14 Lawrence, Kan.
10/29/83 Kansas W, 45-14 Norman
10/27/84 Kansas L, 28-11 Lawrence, Kan.
11/02/85 Kansas W, 48-6 Norman
11/01/86 Kansas W, 64-3 Lawrence, Kan.
10/31/87 Kansas W, 71-10 Lawrence, Kan.
10/29/88 Kansas W, 63-14 Norman
09/30/89 Kansas W, 45-6 Lawrence, Kan.
09/29/90 Kansas W, 31-17 Norman
10/26/91 Kansas W, 41-3 Norman
10/24/92 Kansas L, 27-10 Lawrence, Kan.
10/23/93 Kansas W, 38-23 Norman
10/22/94 Kansas W, 20-17 Lawrence, Kan.
10/21/95 Kansas L, 38-17 Norman
10/05/96 Kansas L, 52-24 Norman
10/04/97 Kansas L, 20-17 Lawrence, Kan.
09/30/00 Kansas W, 34-16 Norman
10/13/01 Kansas W, 38-10 Lawrence, Kan.
10/23/04 Kansas W, 41-10 Norman
10/15/05 Kansas W, 19-3 Kansas City, Mo.
10/18/08 Kansas W, 45-31 Norman
10/24/09 Kansas W, 35-13 Lawrence, Kan.
10/15/11 Kansas W, 47-17 Lawrence, Kan.
vs. Kansas City Medics (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/23/05 Kansas City Medics W, 33-0 Norman
vs. Kansas State (71-17-4)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/12/08 Kansas State W, 33-4 Manhattan, Kan.
11/13/14 Kansas State W, 52-10 Manhattan, Kan.
11/20/15 Kansas State W, 21-7 Manhattan, Kan.
11/18/16 Kansas State L, 14-13 Norman
11/22/19 Kansas State W, 14-3 Manhattan, Kan.
11/20/20 Kansas State T, 7-7 Manhattan, Kan.
11/19/21 Kansas State L, 14-7 Manhattan, Kan.
10/21/22 Kansas State T, 7-7 Norman
11/24/23 Kansas State L, 21-20 Manhattan, Kan.
11/17/24 Kansas State T, 7-7 Norman
10/03/25 Kansas State L, 16-0 Manhattan, Kan.
10/23/26 Kansas State L, 15-12 Norman
10/22/27 Kansas State L, 20-14 Manhattan, Kan.
10/27/28 Kansas State W, 33-21 Norman
10/26/29 Kansas State W, 14-13 Norman
10/25/30 Kansas State W, 7-0 Norman
10/24/31 Kansas State L, 14-0 Manhattan, Kan.
10/22/32 Kansas State W, 20-13 Norman
11/18/33 Kansas State L, 14-0 Manhattan, Kan.
11/17/34 Kansas State L, 8-7 Norman
11/16/35 Kansas State W, 3-0 Manhattan, Kan.
11/07/36 Kansas State T, 6-6 Norman
10/30/37 Kansas State W, 19-0 Manhattan, Kan.
11/05/38 Kansas State W, 26-0 Norman
11/11/39 Kansas State W, 13-10 Manhattan, Kan.
10/19/40 Kansas State W, 14-0 Norman
10/18/41 Kansas State W, 16-0 Manhattan, Kan.
11/07/42 Kansas State W, 76-0 Norman
10/23/43 Kansas State W, 37-0 Norman
10/21/44 Kansas State W, 68-0 Norman
10/27/45 Kansas State W, 41-13 Manhattan, Kan.
10/19/46 Kansas State W, 28-7 Norman
11/08/47 Kansas State W, 27-13 Manhattan, Kan.
10/16/48 Kansas State W, 42-0 Norman
11/05/49 Kansas State W, 39-0 Manhattan, Kan.
10/21/50 Kansas State W, 58-0 Norman
11/03/51 Kansas State W, 33-0 Manhattan, Kan.
10/25/52 Kansas State W, 49-6 Norman
10/31/53 Kansas State W, 34-0 Norman
10/23/54 Kansas State W, 21-0 Norman
10/29/55 Kansas State W, 40-7 Manhattan, Kan.
10/06/56 Kansas State W, 66-0 Norman
11/02/57 Kansas State W, 13-0 Manhattan, Kan.
10/25/58 Kansas State W, 40-6 Norman
11/07/59 Kansas State W, 36-0 Manhattan, Kan.
10/22/60 Kansas State W, 49-7 Norman
11/04/61 Kansas State W, 17-6 Manhattan, Kan.
10/27/62 Kansas State W, 47-0 Norman
10/26/63 Kansas State W, 34-9 Manhattan, Kan.
10/24/64 Kansas State W, 44-0 Norman
10/23/65 Kansas State W, 27-0 Manhattan, Kan.
11/05/66 Kansass State W, 37-6 Norman
10/21/67 Kansas State W, 46-7 Manhattan, Kan.
11/02/68 Kansas State W, 35-20 Norman
10/25/69 Kansas State L, 59-21 Manhattan, Kan.
Kansas State (cont.)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/24/70 Kansas State L, 19-14 Norman
10/23/71 Kansas State W, 75-28 Manhattan, Kan.
10/28/72 Kansas State W, 52-0 Norman
10/27/73 Kansas State W, 56-14 Manhattan, Kan.
10/26/74 Kansas State W, 63-0 Norman
10/18/75 Kansas State W, 25-3 Manhattan, Kan.
11/06/76 Kansas State W, 49-20 Norman
10/29/77 Kansas State W, 42-7 Manhattan, Kan.
10/28/78 Kansas State W, 56-19 Norman
10/20/79 Kansas State W, 38-6 Manhattan, Kan.
10/18/80 Kansas State W, 35-21 Norman
11/07/81 Kansas State W, 28-21 Manhattan, Kan.
11/06/82 Kansas State W, 24-10 Norman
10/01/83 Kansas State W, 29-10 Manhattan, Kan.
09/29/84 Kansas State W, 24-6 Norman
10/05/85 Kansas State W, 41-6 Manhattan, Kan.
10/04/86 Kansas State W, 56-10 Norman
10/17/87 Kansas State W, 59-10 Manhattan, Kan.
10/15/88 Kansas State W, 70-24 Norman
11/11/89 Kansas State W, 42-19 Norman
11/10/90 Kansas State W, 34-7 Norman
11/02/91 Kansas State W, 28-7 Norman
10/31/92 Kansas State W, 16-14 Norman
10/30/93 Kansas State L, 21-7 Manhattan, Kan.
10/29/94 Kansas State L, 37-20 Norman
11/04/95 Kansas State L, 49-10 Manhattan, Kan.
10/26/96 Kansas State L, 42-35 Manhattan, Kan.
10/25/97 Kansas State L, 26-7 Norman
10/14/00 Kansas State W, 41-31 Manhattan, Kan.
12/02/00 Kansas State W, 27-24 Kansas City, Mo. (Big 12 Title)
09/29/01 Kansas State W, 38-37 Norman
12/06/03 Kansas State L, 35-7 Kansas City, Mo. (Big 12 Title)
10/16/04 Kansas State W, 31-21 Manhattan, Kan.
10/01/05 Kansas State W, 43-21 Norman
10/25/08 Kansas State W, 58-35 Manhattan, Kan.
10/31/09 Kansas State W, 42-30 Norman
10/29/11 Kansas State W, 58-17 Manhattan, Kan.
vs. Kentucky (2-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
01/01/51 Kentucky L, 13-7 New Orleans, La. (Sugar Bowl)
09/13/80 Kentucky W, 29-7 Norman
09/18/82 Kentucky W, 29-8 Lexington, Ken.
vs. Kingfisher (8-0-3)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/06/00 Kingfisher T, 0-0 Kingfisher, Okla.
11/13/01 Kingfisher W, 28-6 Norman
11/05/02 Kingfisher W, 15-0 Norman
11/24/02 Kingfisher W, 17-0 Norman
10/10/03 Kingfisher T, 0-0 Norman
10/10/04 Kingfisher T, 0-0 Norman
11/12/05 Kingfisher W, 55-0 Kingfisher, Okla.
10/13/06 Kingfisher W, 11-6 Norman
10/04/07 Kingfisher W, 32-0 Kingfisher, Okla.
Kingfisher (cont.)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/10/08 Kingfisher W, 51-0 Norman
10/02/09 Kingfisher W, 46-5 Norman
vs. Kingfisher College (11-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
12/31/97 Kingfisher College W, 17-8 Guthrie, Okla.
10/12/99 Kingfisher College W, 39-6 Norman
10/07/10 Kingfisher College W, 66-0 Kingfisher, Okla.
10/07/11 Kingfisher College W, 104-0 Norman
10/05/12 Kingfisher College W, 40-0 Kingfisher, Okla.
09/27/13 Kingfisher College W, 74-0 Norman
10/03/14 Kingfisher College W, 67-0 Kingfisher, Okla.
09/25/15 Kingfisher College W, 67-0 Norman
11/11/16 Kingfisher College W, 96-0 Kingfisher, Okla.
09/29/17 Kingfisher College W, 179-0 Norman
10/04/19 Kingfisher College W, 157-0 Norman
vs. Lawton Town (2-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
12/10/03 Lawton Town W, 27-5 Norman
10/31/04 Lawton Town W, 6-0 Lawton, Okla.
vs. Louisville (2-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/27/97 Louisville W, 35-14 Norman
09/25/99 Louisville W, 42-21 Louisville, Ken.
vs. Louisiana State
Date Opponent Result Location
01/01/50 Louisiana State W, 35-0 New Orleans, La. (Sugar Bowl)
01/04/04 Louisiana State L, 21-14 New Orleans, La. (Sugar Bowl)
vs. Marquette (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/22/41 Marquette W, 61-14 Norman
vs. Maryland (4-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
01/01/54 Maryland W, 7-0 Miami, Fla. (Orange Bowl)
01/01/56 Maryland W, 20-6 Miami, Fla. (Orange Bowl)
09/19/64 Maryland W, 13-3 College Park, Md.
09/30/67 Maryland W, 35-0 Norman
vs. Miami (3-4)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/06/73 Miami W, 24-20 Norman
09/26/75 Miami W, 20-17 Miami, Fla.
10/19/85 Miami L, 27-14 Norman
09/27/86 Miami L, 28-16 Miami, Fla.
01/01/88 Miami L, 20-14 Miami, Fla. (Orange Bowl)
09/08/07 Miami W, 51-13 Norman
10/03/09 Miami L, 21-20 Miami, Fla.
vs. Michigan (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
01/01/76 Michigan W, 14-6 Miami, Fla. (Orange Bowl)
vs. Middle Tennessee (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/23/06 Middle Tennessee W, 59-0 Norman
vs. Minnesota (2-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
9/28/85 Minnesota W, 13-7 Minneapolis, Minn.
09/20/86 Minnesota W, 63-0 Norman
vs. Mississippi (0-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
12/31/99 Mississippi L, 27-25 Shreveport, La. (Independence Bowl)
vs. Missouri (67-24-5)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/12/02 Missouri L, 22-5 Columbia, Mo.
10/28/10 Missouri L, 26-0 Columbia, Mo.
11/04/11 Missouri W, 14-6 Columbia, Mo.
10/26/12 Missouri L, 14-0 Norman
10/18/13 Missouri L, 20-17 Columbia, Mo.
10/17/14 Missouri W, 13-0 Norman
10/16/15 Missouri W, 24-0 Columbia, Mo.
10/28/16 Missouri L, 23-14 Norman
11/03/17 Missouri W, 14-7 Columbia, Mo.
11/01/19 Missouri T, 6-6 Norman
10/30/20 Missouri W, 28-7 Columbia, Mo.
11/12/21 Missouri L, 24-14 Columbia, Mo.
11/11/22 Missouri W, 18-14 Norman
11/10/23 Missouri W, 13-0 Columbia, Mo.
11/08/24 Missouri L, 10-0 Norman
11/14/25 Missouri L, 16-14 Columbia, Mo.
11/06/26 Missouri W, 10-7 Norman
11/24/27 Missouri L, 20-7 Columbia, Mo.
11/29/28 Missouri W, 14-0 Norman
11/28/29 Missouri L, 13-0 Columbia, Mo.
11/27/30 Missouri T, 0-0 Norman
11/14/31 Missouri L, 7-0 Columbia, Mo.
11/05/32 Missouri L, 14-6 Norman
11/11/33 Missouri W, 21-0 Columbia, Mo.
11/03/34 Missouri W, 31-0 Norman
11/09/35 Missouri W, 20-6 Columbia, Mo.
11/14/36 Missouri L, 21-14 Norman
11/13/37 Missouri W, 7-0 Columbia, Mo.
11/12/38 Missouri W, 21-0 Norman
11/18/39 Missouri L, 7-6 Columbia, Mo.
11/16/40 Missouri W, 7-0 Norman
11/14/42 Missouri T, 6-6 Norman
11/15/41 Missouri L, 28-0 Columbia, Mo.
11/13/43 Missouri W, 20-13 Columbia, Mo.
11/11/44 Missouri T, 21-21 Norman
11/17/45 Missouri L, 14-6 Columbia, Mo.
11/16/46 Missouri W, 27-6 Norman
11/15/47 Missouri W, 21-12 Columbia, Mo.
Missouri (cont.)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/06/48 Missouri W, 41-7 Norman
11/12/49 Missouri W, 27-7 Columbia, Mo.
11/18/50 Missouri W, 41-7 Norman
11/10/51 Missouri W, 34-20 Columbia, Mo.
11/15/52 Missouri W, 47-7 Norman
11/07/53 Missouri W, 14-7 Columbia, Mo.
11/13/54 Missouri W, 34-13 Norman
11/05/55 Missouri W, 20-0 Columbia, Mo.
11/17/56 Missouri W, 67-14 Norman
11/09/57 Missouri W, 39-14 Columbia, Mo.
11/15/58 Missouri W, 39-0 Norman
10/17/59 Missouri W, 23-0 Columbia, Mo.
11/12/60 Missouri L, 41-19 Norman
11/11/61 Missouri W, 7-0 Columbia, Mo.
11/17/62 Missouri W, 13-0 Norman
11/16/63 Missouri W, 13-3 Columbia, Mo.
11/14/64 Missouri T, 14-14 Norman
11/13/65 Missouri L, 30-0 Columbia, Mo.
11/12/66 Missouri L, 10-7 Norman
10/28/67 Missouri W, 7-0 Columbia, Mo.
11/16/68 Missouri W, 28-14 Norman
11/08/69 Missouri L, 44-10 Columbia, Mo.
11/07/70 Missouri W, 28-13 Norman
11/06/71 Missouri W, 20-3 Columbia, Mo.
11/11/72 Missouri W, 17-6 Norman
11/10/73 Missouri W, 31-3 Columbia, Mo.
11/09/74 Missouri W, 37-0 Norman
11/15/75 Missouri W, 28-27 Columbia, Mo.
11/13/76 Missouri W, 27-20 Norman
10/15/77 Missouri W, 21-17 Columbia, Mo.
09/30/78 Missouri W, 45-23 Norman
11/17/79 Missouri W, 24-22 Columbia, Mo.
11/15/80 Missouri W, 17-7 Norman
11/14/81 Missouri L, 19-14 Columbia, Mo.
11/13/82 Missouri W, 41-14 Norman
11/05/83 Missouri L, 10-0 Columbia, Mo.
11/03/84 Missouri W, 49-7 Norman
11/09/85 Missouri W, 51-6 Columbia, Mo.
11/08/86 Missouri W, 77-0 Norman
11/14/87 Missouri W, 17-13 Norman
11/12/88 Missouri W, 16-7 Columbia, Mo.
11/04/89 Missouri W, 52-14 Norman
11/03/90 Missouri W, 55-10 Columbia, Mo.
11/09/91 Missouri W, 56-16 Columbia, Mo.
11/07/92 Missouri W, 51-17 Norman
11/06/93 Missouri W, 42-23 Columbia, Mo.
11/05/94 Missouri W, 30-13 Norman
10/28/95 Missouri W, 13-9 Columbia, Mo.
10/17/98 Missouri L, 20-6 Columbia, Mo.
11/06/99 Missouri W, 37-0 Norman
10/05/02 Missouri W, 31-24 Columbia, Mo.
10/18/03 Missouri W, 34-13 Norman
10/28/06 Missouri W, 26-10 Columbia, Mo.
10/13/07 Missouri W, 41-31 Norman
12/01/07 Missouri W, 38-17 San Antonio, TX (Big 12 Title)
Missouri (cont.)
Date Opponent Result Location
12/06/08 Missouri W, 62-21 Kansas City, Mo. (Big 12 Title)
10/23/10 Missouri L, 36-27 Columbia, Mo.
09/24/11 Missouri W, 38-28 Norman
vs. Missouri-Rolla (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/30/03 Missouri-Rolla W, 12-6 Rolla, Mo.
vs. Navy (0-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/02/65 Navy L, 10-0 Norman
vs. Nebraska (45-38-3)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/23/12 Nebraska L, 13-9 Lincoln, Neb.
10/25/19 Nebraska T, 7-7 Omaha, Neb.
10/29/21 Nebraska L, 44-0 Lincoln, Neb.
10/28/22 Nebraska L, 39-7 Norman
10/13/23 Nebraska L, 24-0 Lincoln, Neb.
10/11/24 Nebraska W, 14-7 Norman
10/31/25 Nebraska L, 12-0 Lincoln, Neb.
11/10/28 Nebraska L, 44-6 Norman
11/16/29 Nebraska T, 13-13 Lincoln, Neb.
10/11/30 Nebraska W, 20-7 Norman
10/10/31 Nebraska L, 13-0 Lincoln, Neb.
11/19/32 Nebraska L, 5-0 Norman
10/28/33 Nebraska L, 16-7 Lincoln, Neb.
10/20/34 Nebraska L, 6-0 Norman
10/26/35 Nebraska L, 19-0 Lincoln, Neb.
10/24/36 Nebraska L, 14-0 Norman
10/16/37 Nebraska T, 0-0 Lincoln, Neb.
10/22/38 Nebraska W, 14-0 Norman
11/23/39 Nebraska L, 13-7 Lincoln, Neb.
11/02/40 Nebraska L, 13-0 Norman
11/29/41 Nebraska L, 7-6 Lincoln, Neb.
10/24/42 Nebraska L, 7-0 Norman
11/20/43 Nebraska W, 26-7 Lincoln, Neb.
12/02/44 Nebraska W, 31-12 Oklahoma City
09/29/45 Nebraska W, 20-0 Lincoln, Neb.
11/23/46 Nebraska W, 27-6 Norman
11/22/47 Nebraska W, 14-13 Lincoln, Neb.
11/13/48 Nebraska W, 41-14 Norman
10/22/49 Nebraska W, 48-0 Lincoln, Neb.
11/25/50 Nebraska W, 49-35 Norman
11/24/51 Nebraska W, 27-0 Lincoln, Neb.
11/22/52 Nebraska W, 34-13 Norman
11/21/53 Nebraska W, 30-7 Lincoln, Neb.
11/20/54 Nebraska W, 55-7 Norman
11/19/55 Nebraska W, 41-0 Lincoln, Neb.
11/24/56 Nebraska W, 54-6 Norman
11/23/57 Nebraska W, 32-7 Lincoln, Neb.
11/22/58 Nebraska W, 40-7 Norman
10/31/59 Nebraska L, 25-21 Lincoln, Neb.
11/19/60 Nebraska L, 17-14 Norman
11/25/61 Nebraska W, 21-14 Lincoln, Neb.
Nebraska (cont.)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/24/62 Nebraska W, 34-6 Norman
11/23/63 Nebraska L, 29-20 Lincoln, Neb.
11/21/64 Nebraska W, 17-7 Norman
11/25/65 Nebraska L, 21-9 Lincoln, Neb.
11/24/66 Nebraska W, 10-9 Norman
11/23/67 Nebraska W, 21-14 Lincoln, Neb.
11/23/68 Nebraska W, 47-0 Norman
11/22/69 Nebraska L, 44-14 Norman
11/21/70 Nebraska L, 28-21 Lincoln, Neb.
11/25/71 Nebraska L, 35-31 Norman
11/23/72 Nebraska W, 17-14 Lincoln, Neb.
11/23/73 Nebraska W, 27-0 Norman
11/23/74 Nebraska W, 28-14 Lincoln, Neb.
11/22/75 Nebraska W, 35-10 Norman
11/26/76 Nebraska W, 20-17 Lincoln, Neb.
11/25/77 Nebraska W, 38-7 Norman
11/11/78 Nebraska L, 17-14 Lincoln, Neb.
01/01/79 Nebraska W, 31-24 Miami, Fla. (Orange Bowl)
11/24/79 Nebraska W, 17-14 Norman
11/22/80 Nebraska W, 21-17 Lincoln, Neb.
11/21/81 Nebraska L, 37-14 Norman
11/26/82 Nebraska L, 28-24 Lincoln, Neb.
11/26/83 Nebraska L, 28-21 Norman
11/17/84 Nebraska W, 17-7 Lincoln, Neb.
11/23/85 Nebraska W, 27-7 Norman
11/22/86 Nebraska W, 20-17 Lincoln, Neb.
11/21/87 Nebraska W, 17-7 Lincoln, Neb.
11/19/88 Nebraska L, 7-3 Norman
11/18/89 Nebraska L, 42-25 Lincoln, Neb.
11/23/90 Nebraska W, 45-10 Norman
11/29/91 Nebraska L, 19-14 Lincoln, Neb.
11/27/92 Nebraska L, 33-9 Norman
11/26/93 Nebraska L, 21-7 Lincoln, Neb.
11/25/94 Nebraska L, 13-3 Norman
11/24/95 Nebraska L, 37-0 Lincoln, Neb.
11/02/96 Nebraska L, 73-21 Norman
11/01/97 Nebraska L, 69-7 Lincoln, Neb.
10/28/00 Nebraska W, 31-14 Norman
10/27/01 Nebraska L, 20-10 Lincoln, Neb.
11/13/04 Nebraska W, 30-3 Norman
10/29/05 Nebraska W, 31-24 Lincoln, Neb.
12/02/06 Nebraska W, 21-7 Kansas City, Mo. (Big 12 Title)
11/01/08 Nebraska W, 62-28 Norman
11/07/09 Nebraska L, 10-3 Lincoln, Neb.
12/04/10 Nebraska W, 23-20 Arlington, Texas (Big 12 Title)
vs. NE Oklahoma State (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/13/09 NE Oklahoma State W, 23-2 Norman
vs. New Mexico (2-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/04/30 New Mexico W, 47-0 Norman
10/05/35 New Mexico W, 25-0 Norman
vs. New Mexico State (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/02/89 New Mexico State W, 73-3 Norman
vs. Norman High (2-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/28/96 Norman High W, 12-0 Oklahoma City, Okla.
11/11/96 Norman High W, 16-4 Norman
vs. Norman Naval (1-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/25/43 Norman Naval W, 22-6 Norman
09/30/44 Norman Naval L, 28-14 Norman
vs. North Carolina (7-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
01/01/49 North Carolina W, 14-6 New Orleans, La. (Sugar Bowl)
09/24/55 North Carolina W, 13-6 Chapel Hill, N.C.
09/29/56 North Carolina W, 36-0 Norman
11/01/80 North Carolina W, 41-7 Norman
09/12/87 North Carolina W, 28-0 Norman
09/10/88 North Carolina W, 28-0 Chapel Hill, N.C.
08/25/01 North Carolina W, 41-27 Norman
vs. North Carolina State (2-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
01/01/47 North Carolina State W, 34-13 Jacksonville, Fla. (Gator Bowl)
09/28/68 North Carolina State W, 28-14 Norman
vs. North Texas (7-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/05/87 North Texas W, 69-14 Norman
09/14/91 North Texas W, 40-2 Norman
09/23/95 North Texas W, 51-10 Norman
09/05/98 North Texas W, 37-9 Norman
09/08/01 North Texas W, 37-10 Norman
08/30/03 North Texas W, 37-3 Norman
09/01/07 North Texas W, 79-10 Norman
vs. Northwestern (1-3)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/07/39 Northwestern W, 23-0 Evanston, Ill.
09/26/59 Northwestern L, 45-13 Chicago, Ill.
09/24/60 Northwestern L, 19-3 Norman
08/23/97 Northwestern L, 24-0 Chicago, Ill.
vs. Notre Dame (1-8)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/08/52 Notre Dame L, 27-21 South Bend, Ind.
09/26/53 Notre Dame L, 28-21 Norman
10/27/56 Notre Dame W, 40-0 South Bend, Ind.
11/16/57 Notre Dame L, 7-0 Norman
09/30/61 Notre Dame L, 19-6 South Bend, Ind.
09/29/62 Notre Dame L, 13-7 Norman
10/22/66 Notre Dame L, 38-0 Norman
09/21/68 Notre Dame L, 45-21 South Bend, Ind.
10/02/99 Notre Dame L, 34-30 South Bend, Ind.
vs. NW Oklahoma State (3-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/22/11 NW Oklahoma State W, 34-6 Norman
10/11/13 NW Oklahoma State W, 101-0 Norman
10/09/15 NW Oklahoma State W, 102-0 Norman
vs. Ohio State (1-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/24/77 Ohio State W, 29-28 Columbus, Ohio
09/17/83 Ohio State L, 24-14 Norman
vs. OKC Athletic Club (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/29/02 OKC Athletic Club W, 30-0 Norman
vs. Oklahoma Baptist (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/30/16 Oklahoma Baptist W, 107-0 Shawnee, Okla.
vs. Oklahoma City (2-2)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/07/95 Oklahoma City L, 34-0 Oklahoma City, Okla.
12/01/97 Oklahoma City W, 16-0 Norman
11/27/19 Oklahoma City W, 33-6 Oklahoma City, Okla.
12/05/31 Oklahoma City L, 6-0 Oklahoma City
vs. Oklahoma State (81-17-7)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/06/04 Oklahoma State W, 75-0 Guthrie, Okla.
10/19/06 Oklahoma State W, 23-0 Stillwater, Okla.
11/09/07 Oklahoma State W, 67-0 Norman
10/03/08 Oklahoma State W, 18-0 Stillwater, Okla.
10/21/10 Oklahoma State W, 12-0 Norman
10/20/11 Oklahoma State W, 22-0 Stillwater, Okla.
11/16/12 Oklahoma State W, 16-0 Norman
11/21/13 Oklahoma State W, 7-0 Stillwater, Okla.
11/06/14 Oklahoma State W, 28-6 Norman
11/25/15 Oklahoma State W, 26-7 Oklahoma City, Okla.
11/30/16 Oklahoma State W, 41-7 Oklahoma City, Okla.
11/29/17 Oklahoma State L, 9-0 Oklahoma City, Okla.
11/28/18 Oklahoma State W, 27-0 Oklahoma City, Okla.
11/13/20 Oklahoma State W, 36-0 Stillwater, Okla.
10/15/21 Oklahoma State W, 6-0 Norman
11/25/22 Oklahoma State T, 3-3 Stillwater, Okla.
10/27/23 Oklahoma State W, 12-0 Norman
11/01/24 Oklahoma State L, 6-0 Stillwater, Okla.
11/26/25 Oklahoma State W, 35-0 Norman
11/25/26 Oklahoma State T, 14-14 Stillwater, Okla.
11/19/27 Oklahoma State L, 13-7 Norman
11/24/28 Oklahoma State W, 46-0 Stillwater, Okla.
11/23/29 Oklahoma State T, 7-7 Norman
11/22/30 Oklahoma State L, 7-0 Stillwater, Okla.
11/26/31 Oklahoma State T, 0-0 Norman
10/29/32 Oklahoma State L, 7-0 Stillwater, Okla.
11/23/33 Oklahoma State L, 13-0 Norman -
11/22/34 Oklahoma State T, 0-0 Stillwater, Okla.
11/28/35 Oklahoma State W, 25-0 Norman
Oklahoma State (cont.)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/26/36 Oklahoma State W, 35-13 Stillwater, Okla.
11/25/37 Oklahoma State W, 16-0 Norman
11/24/38 Oklahoma State W, 19-0 Stillwater, Okla.
10/28/39 Oklahoma State W, 41-0 Norman
10/05/40 Oklahoma State W, 29-27 Oklahoma City
10/04/41 Oklahoma State W, 19-0 Norman
09/26/42 Oklahoma State T, 0-0 Stillwater, Okla.
10/02/43 Oklahoma State W, 22-13 Oklahoma City
11/25/44 Oklahoma State L, 28-6 Oklahoma City
11/24/45 Oklahoma State L, 47-0 Norman
11/30/46 Oklahoma State W, 73-12 Stillwater, Okla.
11/29/47 Oklahoma State W, 21-13 Norman
11/27/48 Oklahoma State W, 19-15 Stillwater, Okla.
11/26/49 Oklahoma State W, 41-0 Norman
12/02/50 Oklahoma State W, 41-14 Stillwater, Okla.
12/01/51 Oklahoma State W, 41-6 Norman
11/29/52 Oklahoma State W, 54-7 Stillwater, Okla.
11/28/53 Oklahoma State W, 42-7 Norman
11/27/54 Oklahoma State W, 14-0 Stillwater, Okla.
11/26/55 Oklahoma State W, 53-0 Norman
12/01/56 Oklahoma State W, 53-0 Stillwater
11/30/57 Oklahoma State W, 53-6 Norman
11/29/58 Oklahoma State W, 7-0 Stillwater, Okla.
11/28/59 Oklahoma State W, 17-7 Norman
12/02/61 Oklahoma State W, 21-13 Norman
12/01/62 Oklahoma State W, 37-6 Stillwater, Okla.
11/30/63 Oklahoma State W, 34-10 Norman
11/28/64 Oklahoma State W, 21-16 Stillwater, Okla.
12/04/65 Oklahoma State L, 17-16 Norman
12/03/66 Oklahoma State L, 15-14 Stillwater, Okla.
12/02/67 Oklahoma State W, 38-14 Norman
11/30/68 Oklahoma State W, 41-7 Stillwater, Okla.
11/29/69 Oklahoma State W, 28-27 Stillwater, Okla.
11/28/70 Oklahoma State W, 66-6 Norman
12/04/71 Oklahoma State W, 58-14 Stillwater, Okla.
12/02/72 Oklahoma State W, 38-15 Norman
12/01/73 Oklahoma State W, 45-18 Stillwater, Okla.
11/30/74 Oklahoma State W, 44-13 Norman
11/01/75 Oklahoma State W, 27-7 Stillwater, Okla.
10/23/76 Oklahoma State L, 31-24 Norman
11/05/77 Oklahoma State W, 61-28 Stillwater, Okla.
11/18/78 Oklahoma State W, 62-7 Norman
11/03/79 Oklahoma State W, 38-7 Stillwater, Okla.
11/29/80 Oklahoma State W, 63-14 Norman
11/28/81 Oklahoma State W, 27-3 Stillwater, Okla.
10/23/82 Oklahoma State W, 27-9 Norman
10/15/83 Oklahoma State W, 21-20 Stillwater, Okla.
11/24/84 Oklahoma State W, 24-14 Norman
11/30/85 Oklahoma State W, 13-0 Stillwater, Okla.
10/18/86 Oklahoma State W, 19-0 Norman
11/07/87 Oklahoma State W, 29-10 Norman
11/05/88 Oklahoma State W, 31-28 Stillwater, Okla.
10/07/89 Oklahoma State W, 37-15 Norman
10/06/90 Oklahoma State W, 31-17 Stillwater, Okla.
11/16/91 Oklahoma State W, 21-6 Norman
Oklahoma State (cont.)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/14/92 Oklahoma State T, 15-15 Stillwater, Okla.
11/13/93 Oklahoma State W, 31-0 Norman
11/13/94 Oklahoma State W, 33-14 Stillwater, Okla.
11/11/95 Oklahoma State L, 12-0 Norman
11/09/96 Oklahoma State W, 27-17 Stillwater, Okla.
11/08/97 Oklahoma State L, 30-7 Norman
10/24/98 Oklahoma State L, 41-26 Stillwater, Okla.
11/27/99 Oklahoma State W, 44-7 Norman
11/25/00 Oklahoma State W, 12-7 Stillwater, Okla.
11/24/01 Oklahoma State L, 16-13 Norman
11/30/02 Oklahoma State L, 38-28 Stillwater, Okla.
11/01/03 Oklahoma State W, 52-9 Norman
10/30/04 Oklahoma State W, 38-35 Stillwater, Okla.
11/26/05 Oklahoma State W, 42-14 Norman
11/25/06 Oklahoma State W, 27-21 Stillwater, Okla.
11/24/07 Oklahoma State W, 49-17 Norman
11/29/08 Oklahoma State W, 61-41 Stillwater, Okla.
11/28/09 Oklahoma State W, 27-0 Norman
11/27/10 Oklahoma State W, 47-41 Stillwater, Okla.
12/03/11 Oklahoma State L, 44-10 Stillwater, Okla.
vs. Oklahoma State Military (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/20/04 Oklahoma State Military W, 71-4 Norman
vs. Oregon (6-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/04/58 Oregon W, 6-0 Norman 60,511
09/17/66 Oregon W, 17-0 Norman 48,590
09/23/72 Oregon W, 68-3 Norman 62,240
09/13/75 Oregon W, 62-7 Norman 70,213
09/18/04 Oregon W, 31-7 Norman 84,574
12/29/05 Oregon W, 17-14 San Diego, Calif. (Holiday Bowl)
09/16/06 Oregon L, 34-33 Eugene, Ore.
vs. Oregon State (1-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/26/70 Oregon State L, 23-14 Norman
10/24/81 Oregon State W, 42-3 Norman
vs. Pauls Valley Town (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/17/04 Pauls Valley Town W, 33-0 Pauls Valley, Okla.
vs. Pawhuska Town (0-0-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/16/06 Pawhuska Town T, 0-0 Norman
vs. Penn State (2-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
12/31/72 Penn State W, 14-0 New Orleans, La. (Sugar Bowl)
01/01/86 Penn State W, 25-10 Miami, Fla. (Orange Bowl)
vs. Phillips (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/14/11 Phillips W, 62-0 Norman
vs. Phillips (Okla.) (2-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/06/17 Phillips (Okla.) W, 52-9 Oklahoma City, Okla.
11/23/18 Phillips (Okla.) W, 13-7 Oklahoma City, Okla.
vs. Pittsburgh (9-1-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/04/52 Pittsburgh W, 49-20 Norman
10/03/53 Pittsburgh T, 7-7 Pittsburgh, Pa.
10/01/55 Pittsburgh W, 26-14 Norman
09/21/57 Pittsburgh W, 26-0 Pittsburgh, Pa.
10/01/60 Pittsburgh W, 15-14 Norman
09/25/65 Pittsburgh L, 13-9 Pittsburgh, Pa.
09/27/69 Pittsburgh W, 37-8 Norman
09/25/71 Pittsburgh W, 55-29 Pittsburgh, Pa.
09/20/75 Pittsburgh W, 46-10 Norman
09/15/84 Pittsburgh W, 42-10 Pittsburgh, Pa.
09/15/90 Pittsburgh W, 52-10 Norman
vs. Post Field (Okla.) (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/02/18 Post Field (Okla.) W, 58-0 Norman
vs. Rice (7-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/24/21 Rice W, 27-0 Norman
10/03/31 Rice W, 19-6 Norman
10/02/37 Rice W, 6-0 Norman
10/01/38 Rice W, 7-6 Houston, Texas
09/23/78 Rice W, 66-7 Norman
09/29/79 Rice W, 63-21 Houston, Texas
09/23/00 Rice W, 42-14 Norman
vs. San Diego State (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/09/95 San Diego State W, 38-22 Norman
09/21/96 San Diego State L, 51-31 San Diego, Calif.
vs. Santa Clara (2-2)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/30/40 Santa Clara L, 33-13 San Francisco, Calif.
10/25/41 Santa Clara W, 16-6 Norman
09/25/48 Santa Clara L, 20-17 San Francisco, Calif.
11/19/49 Santa Clara W, 28-21 Norman
vs. Southern Methodist (5-1-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/24/25 Southern Methodist W, 9-0 Dallas, Texas
09/30/39 Southern Methodist T, 7-7 Norman
12/31/68 Southern Methodist L, 28-27 Houston, Texas (Bluebonnet Bowl)
09/12/70 Southern Methodist W, 28-11 Dallas, Texas
09/18/71 Southern Methodist W, 30-0 Norman
12/07/85 Southern Methodist W, 35-13 Norman
Southern Methodist (cont.)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/16/95 Southern Methodist W, 24-10 Norman
vs. South Florida (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/28/02 South Florida W, 31-14 Norman
vs. Stanford (4-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/09/78 Stanford W, 35-29 Palo Alto, Calif.
09/27/80 Stanford L, 31-14 Norman
09/10/83 Stanford W, 27-14 Palo Alto, Calif.
09/08/84 Stanford W, 19-7 Norman
12/31/09 Stanford W, 31-27 El Paso, Texas (Sun Bowl)
vs. St. Louis (2-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/12/09 St. Louis W, 11-5 St. Louis, Mo.
11/20/26 St. Louis W, 47-0 Norman
vs. Sulphur Town (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/23/06 Sulphur Town W, 48-0 Norman
vs. SW Oklahoma State (2-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/02/15 SW Oklahoma State W, 55-0 Weatherford, Okla.
10/07/16 SW Oklahoma State W, 140-0 Norman
vs. Syracuse (4-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
01/01/59 Syracuse W, 21-6 Miami, Fla. (Orange Bowl)
09/22/62 Syracuse W, 7-3 Norman
09/03/94 Syracuse W, 30-29 Syracuse, N.Y.
09/06/97 Syracuse W, 36-34 Norman
vs. Temple (1-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/23/40 Temple W, 9-6 Norman
11/21/42 Temple L, 14-7 Philadelphia, Pa.
vs. Tennessee (1-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
01/02/39 Tennessee L, 17-0 Miami, Fla. (Orange Bowl)
01/01/68 Tennessee W, 26-24 Miami Fla. (Orange Bowl)
vs. Texas (42-59-5)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/10/00 Texas L, 28-2 Austin, Texas
10/19/01 Texas L, 12-6 Austin, Texas
11/25/01 Texas L, 11-0 Norman
10/08/02 Texas L, 22-6 Austin, Texas
10/17/03 Texas T, 6-6 Austin, Texas
11/20/03 Texas L, 11-5 Norman
11/13/04 Texas L, 40-10 Austin, Texas
11/05/05 Texas W, 2-0 Oklahoma City, Okla.
Texas (cont.)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/02/06 Texas L, 10-9 Oklahoma City, Okla.
11/15/07 Texas L, 29-10 Austin, Texas
11/13/08 Texas W, 50-0 Norman
11/19/09 Texas L, 30-0 Austin, Texas
11/28/10 Texas W, 3-0 Austin, Texas
11/30/11 Texas W, 6-3 Austin, Texas
10/19/12 Texas W, 21-6 Dallas, Texas
11/10/13 Texas L, 14-6 Houston, Texas
10/24/14 Texas L, 32-7 Dallas, Texas
10/23/15 Texas W, 14-13 Dallas, Texas
10/21/16 Texas L, 21-7 Dallas, Texas
10/20/17 Texas W, 14-0 Dallas, Texas
10/18/19 Texas W, 12-7 Dallas, Texas
11/18/22 Texas L, 32-7 Norman
11/17/23 Texas L, 26-14 Austin, Texas
10/19/29 Texas L, 21-0 Dallas, Texas
10/18/30 Texas L, 17-7 Dallas, Texas
10/17/31 Texas L, 3-0 Dallas, Texas
10/15/32 Texas L, 17-10 Dallas, Texas
10/14/33 Texas W, 9-0 Dallas, Texas
10/13/34 Texas L, 19-0 Dallas, Texas
10/12/35 Texas L, 12-7 Dallas, Texas
10/10/36 Texas L, 6-0 Dallas, Texas
10/09/37 Texas T, 7-7 Dallas, Texas
10/08/38 Texas W, 13-0 Dallas, Texas
10/14/39 Texas W, 24-12 Dallas, Texas
10/12/40 Texas L, 19-16 Dallas, Texas
10/11/41 Texas L, 40-7 Dallas, Texas
10/10/42 Texas L, 7-0 Dallas, Texas
10/09/43 Texas L, 13-7 Dallas, Texas
10/14/44 Texas L, 20-0 Dallas, Texas
10/13/45 Texas L, 12-7 Dallas, Texas
10/12/46 Texas L, 20-13 Dallas, Texas
10/11/47 Texas L, 34-14 Dallas, Texas
10/09/48 Texas W, 20-14 Dallas, Texas
10/08/49 Texas W, 20-14 Dallas, Texas
10/14/50 Texas W, 14-13 Dallas, Texas
10/13/51 Texas L, 9-7 Dallas, Texas
10/11/52 Texas W, 49-20 Dallas, Texas
10/10/53 Texas W, 19-14 Dallas, Texas
10/09/54 Texas W, 14-7 Dallas, Texas
10/08/55 Texas W, 20-0 Dallas Texas
10/13/56 Texas W, 45-0 Dallas, Texas
10/12/57 Texas W, 21-7 Dallas, Texas
10/11/58 Texas L, 15-14 Dallas, Texas
10/10/59 Texas L, 19-12 Dallas, Texas
10/08/60 Texas L, 24-0 Dallas, Texas
10/14/61 Texas L, 28-7 Dallas, Texas
10/13/62 Texas L, 9-6 Dallas, Texas
10/12/63 Texas L, 28-7 Dallas, Texas
10/10/64 Texas L, 28-7 Dallas, Texas
10/09/65 Texas L, 19-0 Dallas, Texas
10/08/66 Texas W, 18-9 Dallas, Texas
10/14/67 Texas L, 9-7 Dallas, Texas
10/12/68 Texas L, 26-20 Dallas, Texas
Texas (cont.)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/11/69 Texas L, 27-17 Dallas, Texas
10/10/70 Texas L, 41-9 Dallas, Texas
10/09/71 Texas W, 48-27 Dallas, Texas
10/14/72 Texas W, 27-0 Dallas, Texas
10/13/73 Texas W, 52-13 Dallas, Texas
10/12/74 Texas W, 16-13 Dallas, Texas
10/11/75 Texas W, 24-17 Dallas, Texas
10/09/76 Texas T, 6-6 Dallas, Texas
10/08/77 Texas L, 13-6 Dallas, Texas
10/07/78 Texas W, 31-10 Dallas, Texas
10/13/79 Texas L, 16-7 Dallas, Texas
10/11/80 Texas L, 20-13 Dallas, Texas
10/10/81 Texas L, 34-14 Dallas, Texas
10/09/82 Texas W, 28-22 Dallas, Texas
10/08/83 Texas L, 28-16 Dallas, Texas
10/13/84 Texas T, 15-15 Dallas, Texas
10/12/85 Texas W, 14-7 Dallas, Texas
10/11/86 Texas W, 47-12 Dallas, Texas
10/10/87 Texas W, 44-9 Dallas, Texas
10/08/88 Texas W, 28-13 Dallas, Texas
10/14/89 Texas L, 28-24 Dallas, Texas
10/13/90 Texas L, 14-13 Dallas, Texas
10/12/91 Texas L, 10-7 Dallas, Texas
10/10/92 Texas L, 34-24 Dallas, Texas
10/09/93 Texas W, 38-17 Dallas, Texas
10/08/94 Texas L, 17-10 Dallas, Texas
10/14/95 Texas T, 24-24 Dallas, Texas
10/12/96 Texas W, 30-27 Dallas, Texas (OT)
10/10/98 Texas L, 34-3 Dallas, Texas
10/11/97 Texas L, 27-24 Dallas, Texas
10/09/99 Texas L, 38-28 Dallas, Texas
10/07/00 Texas W, 63-14 Dallas, Texas
10/06/01 Texas W, 14-3 Dallas, Texas
10/12/02 Texas W, 35-24 Dallas, Texas
10/11/03 Texas W, 65-13 Dallas, Texas
10/09/04 Texas W, 12-0 Dallas, Texas
10/08/05 Texas L, 45-12 Dallas, Texas
10/07/06 Texas L, 28-10 Dallas, Texas
10/06/07 Texas W, 28-21 Dallas, Texas
10/11/08 Texas L, 45-35 Dallas, Texas
10/17/09 Texas L, 16-13 Dallas, Texas
10/02/10 Texas W, 28-20 Dallas, Texas
10/08/11 Texas W, 55-17 Dallas, Texas
vs. Texas A&M (19-11)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/24/03 Texas A&M W, 6-0 Bryan, Texas
11/12/07 Texas A&M L, 19-0 College Station, Texas
11/17/09 Texas A&M L, 14-8 Dallas, Texas
11/09/12 Texas A&M L, 28-6 Houston, Texas
10/07/44 Texas A&M W, 21-14 Oklahoma City
10/06/45 Texas A&M L, 19-14 Norman
10/05/46 Texas A&M W, 10-7 Norman
10/04/47 Texas A&M W, 26-14 Norman
10/02/48 Texas A&M W, 42-14 Norman
Texas A&M (cont.)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/01/49 Texas A&M W, 33-13 Norman
10/07/50 Texas A&M W, 34-28 Norman
10/06/51 Texas A&M L, 14-7 College Station, Texas
09/11/93 Texas A&M W, 44-14 Norman
09/10/94 Texas A&M L, 36-14 College Station, Texas
11/16/96 Texas A&M L, 33-16 College Station, Texas
11/15/97 Texas A&M L, 51-7 Norman
11/07/98 Texas A&M L, 29-0 College Station, Texas
10/23/99 Texas A&M W, 51-6 Norman
11/11/00 Texas A&M W, 35-31 College Station, Texas
11/10/01 Texas A&M W, 31-10 Norman
11/09/02 Texas A&M L, 30-26 College Station, Texas
11/08/03 Texas A&M W, 77-0 Norman
11/06/04 Texas A&M W, 42-35 College Station, Texas
11/12/05 Texas A&M W, 36-30 Norman
11/04/06 Texas A&M W, 17-16 College Station, Texas
11/03/07 Texas A&M W, 42-14 Norman
11/08/08 Texas A&M W, 66-28 College Station, Texas
11/14/09 Texas A&M W, 65-10 Norman
11/06/10 Texas A&M L, 33-19 College Station, Texas
11/05/11 Texas A&M W, 41-25 Norman
vs. Texas Christian (7-4)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/28/44 Texas Christian W, 34-19 Oklahoma City
11/03/45 Texas Christian L, 13-7 Norman
11/02/46 Texas Christian W, 14-12 Fort Worth, Texas
10/25/47 Texas Christian L, 20-7 Norman
10/23/48 Texas Christian W, 21-18 Fort Worth, Texas
09/25/54 Texas Christian W, 21-16 Norman
09/04/93 Texas Christian W, 35-3 Fort Worth, Texas
09/07/96 Texas Christian L, 20-7 Norman
09/12/98 Texas Christian W, 10-9 Fort Worth, Texas
09/03/05 Texas Christian L, 17-10 Norman
09/27/08 Texas Christian W, 35-10 Norman
vs. Texas Tech (13-6)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/03/92 Texas Tech W, 34-9 Lubbock, Texas
12/24/93 Texas Tech W, 41-10 El Paso, Texas (Sun Bowl)
09/17/94 Texas Tech W, 17-11 Norman
11/23/96 Texas Tech L, 22-12 Norman
11/22/97 Texas Tech W, 32-21 Lubbock, Texas
11/21/98 Texas Tech W, 20-17 Norman
11/20/99 Texas Tech L, 38-28 Lubbock, Texas
11/18/00 Texas Tech W, 27-13 Norman
11/17/01 Texas Tech W, 30-13 Lubbock, Texas
11/23/02 Texas Tech W, 60-15 Norman
11/22/03 Texas Tech W, 56-25 Lubbock, Texas
10/02/04 Texas Tech W, 28-13 Norman
11/19/05 Texas Tech L, 23-21 Lubbock, Texas
11/11/06 Texas Tech W, 34-24 Norman
11/17/07 Texas Tech L, 34-27 Lubbock, Texas
11/22/08 Texas Tech W, 65-21 Norman
11/21/09 Texas Tech L, 41-13 Lubbock, Texas
Texas Tech (cont.)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/13/10 Texas Tech W, 45-7 Norman
10/22/11 Texas Tech L, 41-38 Norman
vs. Tulsa (17-7-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/30/14 Tulsa W, 26-7 Tulsa, Okla.
11/06/15 Tulsa W, 14-13 Tulsa, Okla.
10/14/16 Tulsa L, 16-0 Norman
11/24/17 Tulsa W, 80-0 Norman
10/11/19 Tulsa L, 27-0 Norman
12/12/31 Tulsa W, 20-7 Tulsa, Okla.
10/01/32 Tulsa W, 7-0 Norman
10/07/33 Tulsa L, 20-6 Tulsa, Okla.
09/26/36 Tulsa T, 0-0 Norman
09/25/37 Tulsa L, 19-7 Tulsa, Okla.
10/29/38 Tulsa W, 28-6 Norman
10/03/42 Tulsa L, 23-0 Tulsa, Okla.
10/16/43 Tulsa L, 20-6 Oklahoma City
09/22/79 Tulsa W, 49-13 Norman
09/24/83 Tulsa W, 28-18 Norman
09/26/87 Tulsa W, 65-0 Tulsa, Okla.
09/22/90 Tulsa W, 52-10 Norman
09/25/93 Tulsa W, 41-20 Norman
09/28/96 Tulsa L, 31-24 Norman
11/03/01 Tulsa W, 58-0 Norman
08/30/02 Tulsa W, 37-0 Tulsa, Okla.
09/10/05 Tulsa W, 31-15 Norman
09/21/07 Tulsa W, 62-21 Tulsa, Okla.
09/19/09 Tulsa W, 45-0 Norman
09/03/11 Tulsa W, 47-14 Norman
vs. UCLA (3-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/06/86 UCLA W, 38-3 Norman
09/08/90 UCLA W, 34-14 Pasadena, Calif.
09/20/03 UCLA W, 59-24 Norman
09/17/05 UCLA L, 41-24 Pasadena, Calif.
vs. USC (2-6-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/28/63 USC W, 17-12 Los Angeles, Calif.
09/26/64 USC L, 40-14 Norman
10/02/71 USC W, 33-20 Norman
09/29/73 USC T, 7-7 Los Angeles, Calif.
09/26/81 USC L, 28-24 Los Angeles, Calif.
09/25/82 USC L, 12-0 Norman
09/24/88 USC L, 23-7 Los Angeles, Calif.
09/19/92 USC L, 20-10 Norman
01/04/05 USC L, 55-19 Miami, Fla. (Orange Bowl)
vs. Utah (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/17/77 Utah W, 62-24 Norman
vs. Utah State (5-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/16/72 Utah State W, 49-0 Norman
09/28/74 Utah State W, 72-3 Norman
09/21/91 Utah State W, 55-21 Norman
09/15/07 Utah State W, 54-3 Norman
09/04/10 Utah State W, 31-24 Norman
vs. UTEP (2-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/02/00 UTEP W, 55-14 Norman
09/14/02 UTEP W, 68-0 Norman
vs. Vanderbilt (2-0-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/30/33 Vanderbilt T, 0-0 Norman
09/11/76 Vanderbilt W, 24-3 Nashville, Tenn.
09/10/77 Vanderbilt W, 25-23 Norman
vs. Virginia (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
12/29/91 Virginia W, 48-14 Jacksonville, Fla. (Gator Bowl)
vs. Virginia Tech (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/28/91 Virginia Tech W, 27-17 Norman
vs. Wake Forest (1-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/05/74 Wake Forest W, 63-0 Norman
vs. Washburn (Kan.) (2-2-2)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/30/05 Washburn (Kan.) L, 9-6 Norman
11/28/06 Washburn (Kan.) T, 0-0 Topeka, Kan.
11/28/07 Washburn (Kan.) L, 12-0 Norman
11/24/08 Washburn (Kan.) T, 6-6 Topeka, Kan.
11/05/09 Washburn (Kan.) W, 42-8 Norman
10/27/11 Washburn (Kan.) W, 37-0 Norman
vs. Washington (2-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
01/01/85 Washington L, 28-17 Miami, Fla. (Orange Bowl)
09/09/06 Washington W, 37-20 Norman
09/13/08 Washington W, 55-14 Seattle, Wash.
vs. Washington (Mo.) (7-0-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
10/23/20 Washington (Mo.) W, 24-14 St. Louis, Mo.
10/22/21 Washington (Mo.) W, 28-13 Norman
12/02/22 Washington (Mo.) T, 0-0 St. Louis, Mo.
10/20/23 Washington (Mo.) W, 62-7 Norman
11/22/24 Washington (Mo.) W, 7-0 St. Louis, Mo.
Date Opponent Result Location
11/21/25 Washington (Mo.) W, 28-0 Norman
10/30/26 Washington (Mo.) W, 21-0 St. Louis, Mo.
11/05/27 Washington (Mo.) W, 23-7 Norman
vs. Washington State (3-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
12/03/38 Washington State W, 28-0 Norman
09/23/67 Washington State W, 21-0 Norman
01/01/03 Washington State W, 34-14 Pasadena, Calif. (Rose Bowl)
vs. West Virginia (2-2)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/27/58 West Virginia W, 47-14 Norman
09/16/78 West Virginia W, 52-10 Norman
09/11/82 West Virginia L, 41-27 Norman
01/02/08 West Virginia L, 48-28 Glendale, Ariz. (Fiesta Bowl)
vs. Wichita State (3-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/06/01 Wichita State W, 42-0 Wichita, Kan.
10/31/03 Wichita State W, 11-5 Norman
11/19/08 Wichita State W, 12-4 Norman
vs. William & Mary (1-1)
Date Opponent Result Location
11/28/42 William & Mary L, 14-7 Norman
09/29/51 William & Mary W, 49-7 Norman
vs. Wisconsin (2-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
09/20/69 Wisconsin W, 48-21 Madison, Wisc.
09/19/70 Wisconsin W, 21-7 Norman
vs. Wyoming (2-0)
Date Opponent Result Location
12/25/76 Wyoming W, 41-7 Tempe, Ariz. (Fiesta Bowl)
09/12/81 Wyoming W, 37-20 Norman
Air Force
Alabama
Arizona
Arizona State
Arkansas
Arkansas City (Kan.)
Arkansas State
Army
Auburn
Ball State
Baylor
Bethany College (Kan.)
Boise State
Boston College
Bowling Green
BYU
California
Camp Doniphan (Okla.)
Centenary
Central Oklahoma
Chattanooga
Chicago
Chilocco (Okla.)
Cincinnati
Clemson
Colorado
Connecticut
Creighton (Neb.)
Dallas Athletic Club
Detroit Mercy
Drake (Iowa)
Duke
East Central (Okla.)
Emporia State (Kan.)
Epworth (Okla.)
Florida
Florida State
Fort Reno (Okla.)
Fort Worth
Fresno State
George Washington
Guthrie Town Team
Haskell Indian (Kan.)
Hawaii
Hondo Air Field (Texas)
Honolulu Town Team
Houston
Idaho State
Illinois
Indiana
Indiana State
Iowa
Iowa State
Kansas
Kansas City Medics
Kansas State
Kentucky
Kingfisher College (Okla.)
Lawton Town Team
Louisville
LSU
Marquette
Maryland
Miami (Fla.)
Michigan
Middle Tennessee
Minnesota
Mississippi
Missouri
Missouri-Rolla
Navy
N.C. State
Nebraska
New Mexico
New Mexico State
Norman High School
Norman Naval Air
North Carolina
North Texas
Northwestern
NW Oklahoma State
Notre Dame
Ohio State
Oklahoma Baptist
Oklahoma City
OKC Athletic Club
OKC Town Team
Oklahoma State
Okla. St. Military Inst.
Oregon
Oregon State
Pauls Valley Town Team
Pawhuska Town Team
Penn State
Phillips (Okla.)
Pittsburgh
Post Field (Okla.)
Rice
San Diego State
Santa Clara
SMU
South Florida
SW Okla. State
St. Louis
Stanford
Sulphur Town Team
Syracuse
TCU
Temple
Tennessee
Texas
Texas A&M
Texas Tech
Tulsa
UAB
UCLA
USC
Utah
Utah State
UTEP
Vanderbilt
Virginia
Virginia Tech
Wake Forest
Washburn (Kan.)
Washington
Washington-Mo.
Washington State
West Virginia
Wichita State
William & Mary
Wisconsin
Wyoming
Oklahoma Sooners Conference History
1915-1919: Oklahoma joined the Southwest Conference for the 1915 season which consisted of Baylor, Arkansas, Texas, Texas A&M, Rice, Oklahoma A&M (later to become Oklahoma State), and Southwestern University (in Georgetown, Texas). Southwestern departed after the 1916 season while Rice and SMU joined in the 1918 season.
1920-1927: Oklahoma joined the Missouri Valley Conference for the 1920 season which consisted of Missouri, Kansas, Iowa State, Drake, Washington (of Missouri), Grinnell and Kansas State. Nebraska joined the conference in 1921 after being an independent during the 1919 and 1920 seasons.
1928-1947: For the 1928 season, Oklahoma joined Nebraska, Missouri, Iowa State, Kansas and Kansas State to form the Big 6 Conference.
1948-1959: Colorado joined the conference for the 1948 season forming the Big 7 Conference.
1960-1995: Oklahoma State joined the conference for the 1958 season increasing the membership from seven to eight.
1996-2011: Four members of the defunct Southwest Conference (Baylor, Texas, Texas A&M and Texas Tech) joined with the original Big 8 conference members to form the Big 12 Conference. The conference was split into two divisions of six teams each with the North and South division champions playing for the title in the conference championship game.
Colorado and Nebraska departed the Big 12 Conference following the 2010 season. The conference dissolved the divisions and title game in 2011 with all teams playing each other in a round-robin schedule.
10-3-1 (.750) | 14 total Southwest Conference games in five seasons
19-20-6 (.489) | 45 total Missouri Valley Conference games in eight seasons
63-28-9 (.682) | 99 total Big 6 Conference games in 20 seasons
70-1-1 (.979) | 72 total Big 7 Conference games in 12 seasons
193-54-5 (.776) | 252 total Big 8 Conference games in 36 seasons
92-37 (.713) | 129 total Big 12 Conference games in 16 seasons
Conference Record (W/L/T)
447-143-22 .748
Non-Conference Record (W/L/T)
374-164-31 .685
